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Shinsou: *Through his spirit sense feeling Felicity feel every negative emotion known to mankind intensely as she finds out that Whitevale is destroyed, thinks Shinsou is dead, gets severely drunk, sleeps with Leoric, regrets sleeping with Leoric, runs away, screams at Leoric while beating him to a bloody pulp, running away again, and contemplates yeeting herself off a cliff*
Shinsou: *High pitched and terrified* W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G !
[Cars 2]
Felicity: Stop talking down to me!
Leoric: I can't help it!
Leoric: You're so short!
[Meme]
Philomel: So what's it like dating Felicity?
Leoric: Once, I asked her to bring me a water while she was angry at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
[Unknown]
Felicity: When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
Shinsou: Why don't you talk with Leoric?
Felicity: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Shinsou: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Felicity: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
[Brooklyn 99]
Felicity: *Trips on air*
Leoric: Haha, you're so clumsy!
[Later when Felicity's not around]
Leoric, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FRICK DO YOU THINK-
[???]
Shinsou: I'm Felicity's emergency contact.
Nurse: So you're here to pick her up?
Shinsou: No, I'm here to be removed as her emergency contact.
[Community]
Felicity: Oh, random cat, why can't I find anyone who likes me?
Leoric: I mean, you're an incredible fighter and alchemist, and a lot of people think you're cute. Surely there's bound to be someone-
Felicity, pressing cat up to her face: Random cat, no one loves me!
[???]
Shinsou: I have never taken the high road.
Shinsou: I tell other people to because then there’s more room for me on the low road.
[Parks and Rec]
Felicity, rolling up to her therapist's office: What is UP my homeboy I missed you, hope ur ready to hear some of the steaming hot garbage that happened to me this week!
[Tumblr]
Philomel: It was a gift from my mother.
Felicity: Your mom gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand all my mom ever gave me was abandonment issues, so...
[Brooklyn 99]
Felicity: When you brush your teeth, you brush your skeleton.
Leoric: Felicity?
Felicity: Yeah?
Leoric: Go to sleep.
[Tumblr]
Storm to Felicity: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
Storm: I'll go first.
Storm: I hate you.
[Vine]
Felicity: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Leoric flirting with other girls.
Shinsou: Yeah, that's jealousy.
Austin and Ally.
Leoric: Felicity, it's six in the morning. Did someone glue you to the fridge?
Felicity: No...
Leoric: Felicity, did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Felicity: ...Yes.
[That 70's Show]
Felicity: What on the Thayne's green earth is wrong with you?
Leoric: Do you want me to go chronologically, or alphabetically?
[TFLN]
Shinsou: We need a plan!
Felicity: How about we weep uncontrollably?
[???]
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Leoric: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS!
???
Drinking buddy: You keep hugging Felicity when she’s upset.
Drinking buddy: Next thing you know, she's going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?
Leoric: [Scoffing] Is that what I want.
Another drinking buddy, loudly over the speaker: Yes.
Friends.
Leoric: Oh no, I ruined everything!
Narrator: He said with surprise in his voice, for some reason.
Tumblr.
Felicity: Shinsou, can you ask Leoric if he likes me?
Shinsou: You guys are dating.
Felicity: Yeah, but can you-
???
Felicity: You're an idiot.
Leoric: I'm your idiot.
Leoric: [Points at wedding ring] FOREVEEEER.
TBBT.
Leoric: [Walks by a reflective window]
Leoric: [Stops in his tracks, goes back to the window]
Leoric: [Does finger guns at his reflection]
Leoric: [Resumes walking]
Tumblr.
Leoric: I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Felicity: Which time?
Supernatural.
Leoric: Are you hungry?
Felicity: No thank you.
Leoric: [Leans in] This is not an option.
Tumblr.
Leoric: What exactly is your plan?
Felicity: I told you! Save everyone and get home safely.
Leoric: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.
Trolls.
Leoric: She knocked the smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
Tumblr.
Shinsou: You're alive!
Felicity: Philosophically arguable, but physically... yes, I am.
Sense8.
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Kidnapper: (Over phone) We have your daughter.
Leoric: I'm holding my daughter.
Kidnapper: (Getting frustrated) Then who just asked for chocolate milk in a straw and made us cut the crust off her PB&J?
Leoric: Oh.
Kidnapper: What?
Leoric: You have my wife.
[Meme.]
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Felicity: Have you seen Leoric! He's the size of a dragon, he could throw me across a football field!
[Source: Moonkitti.]
Leoric: How are you, Rylie? Tell daddy all about it.
Rylie: I J U S T S A W Y O U R D E A T H .
[Source: Moonkitti.]
Leoric: Goodnight, Rylie!
Rylie: Goodnight!
Leoric: Goodnight, monster under the bed who eats misbehaving kids.
Felicity: *Through distorted speaker under bed* Goodnight.
[Source: ???]
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Felicity: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Leoric: You and me!
Felicity, tearing up: Okay.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Leoric: You love me, right, Felicity?
Felicity: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Shinsou: Okay, truth or dare?
Felicity: Truth.
Shinsou: How many hours have you slept this week?
Felicity:
Felicity: ... Dare
Shinsou: Go to bed.
Felicity: I don’t like this game.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Felicity: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Leoric: The car takes a screenshot.
Shinsou: For the last time, get out.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Leoric: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Shinsou: You were flirting with Felicity.
Leoric: So what? She's my partner.
Shinsou: You asked her if she were single.
Leoric:
Shinsou: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Felicity: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Shinsou: You’re a hazard to society
Leoric: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Leoric: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Shinsou: Wasn't Felicity with you?
Felicity: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Remy: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Shinsou: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Felicity: Smad.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Leoric, driving Kylie: So how was your day?
Kylie: I almost got surprise adopted!
Leoric: What?
Kylie: I almost got kidnapped.
Leoric: Oh, okay.
Leoric: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Incorrect Quote Generator.
*Leoric and Kylie sitting in jail together*
Kylie: So who should we call?
Leoric: I’d call Felicity, but I feel safer in jail.
Incorrect Quote Generator.
Felicity: *Gets tortured*
Shinsou: Who did this to my daughter?
Felicity: Did you just call me your daughter?
Shinsou: Wait-
Felicity: You called me your daughter! No take backs!
Shinsou: Shut up, Felicity.
Leoric: Hey, don't talk to your daughter like that.
???
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Leoric: Hey, Felicity!
Shinsou: What would you do if we died?
Felicity: It's funny that you guys think I would let you die.
Source: ???
Felicity: You read my diary?!
Remy: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Source: Bridesmaids
Felicity: Name one time I haven’t acted professional.
Shinsou: You’re holding a juice box right now.
Felicity: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Shinsou: Rules were made to be broken!
Felicity: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
Source: Charmed
Felicity, at four in the morning: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Leoric, trying to sleep: STOP!
Source: Tumblr
Leoric: Do you like my outfit?
Felicity: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Leoric: Ohh, Felicity-
Felicity: -I need your chair. Get up.
Source: ???
Leoric: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life!
Adonis: Please, never become a surgeon.
Source: Tumblr
Leoric: [Kicks “G†off Graveyard sign]
Leoric: Let’s get this party started!
Source: Tumblr
Leoric: If I run and leap at Felicity, she'll catch me in her arms!
Leoric: [runs and leaps at Felicity]
Felicity: Wait! No! I'm holding coffee!
Felicity, [drops the coffee to catch Leoric]
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Leoric: I am at a loss for words!
Felicity, telling Shinsou later: Despite being lost for words, Leoric yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Source: Arrested Development
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Rehtul: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Shinsou: "Everyone thinks I'm a tyrannical dictator, in which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm just faking being a good guy, in which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked."
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Shinsou: "Nobody loves me."
Felicity: "Are you sure?"
Shinsou: "Yeah."
Felicity: [Pointing to herself] "Are you really sure??"
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Felicity: "What's a sleep?"
Leoric: "How do you deal with trauma?"
Felicity: "I don't! I numb myself and eternally exist in denial limbo!"
Lye, using Sin Harvest to finish off Ashla: "What a waste..."
Ashla: "There is another."
Lye: "Who??"
Ashla: *dies*
Lye: "Ugh!"
Felicity: *Snaps from childish to violencebot in 0.03 seconds*
Leoric: "I may be dealing with a mentally unstable person..."
Leoric: "GET SOME SLEEP!"
Felicity: *Jumping on rooftop with coffee, jellybeans, and a wearing funny hat while hip hop plays at 3 in the morning* "NO!"
Kylie: "I hate this family..."
Shinsou: "Nobody loves me."
Felicity: "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!!!!"