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Leoric: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Felicity: All I drank was Redbull!
Leoric: How many?
Felicity: Eighteen.
Source: NCIS.
Shinsou: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Felicity: We could attack them with hummus.
Shinsou: I stand corrected.
Felicity: Just keeping things in perspective.
Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Felicity: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Leoric: Aren't you forgetting something?
Felicity: Uuh... [hesitantly kisses Leoric's forehead before running out.]
Leoric: No, pay your bill! Who raised you?
B99.
Lye: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Source: Crazy Ex Girlfriend.
Leoric: Last night I found out Felicity is a sleep talker.
Lye: Oh, really?
Leoric: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Source: Unknown.
Leoric: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Felicity: Aw. I did not know that.
Leoric: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."
Felicity: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
Source: New Girl.
Felicity: We're going mattress shopping.
Leoric: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Felicity: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Leoric:
Felicity: Wait, no. You were talking about making love.
Source: B99.
Felicity: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Shinsou: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Felicity: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Shinsou: I pity your dentist.
Felicity: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
Source: B99.
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All of these are from an incorrect quotes template blog.
Leoric: I will fight the next person who insults my partner.
Felicity: I hate myself…
Leoric: Alright my beautiful flower, square up.
Felicity: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Kylie: It was me…
Felicity: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Celandine: [eating a cinnamon roll]
Evian: Cannibalism.
Celandine: [confused chewing noises]
Rehtul: Hey Felicity, do you have any hobbies?
Felicity: Swimming..
Rehtul: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Felicity: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Celandine: : What does “take out†mean?
Felicity: Food.
Shinsou: Dating.
Lye: Murder.
Leoric: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.
Felicity: Why is Kylie crying?
Leoric: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Kylie: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Felicity: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say...
Kylie: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Felicity: NO NOT THAT!
Leoric: I want to kiss you.
Felicity, not paying attention: What?
Leoric: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Felicity: Ugh, the power went out.
Leoric: Don’t worry, I got this.
Leoric: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Felicity: What-?
Leoric: I swallowed a glow stick!
Felicity, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
Felicity: Leoric is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?
Rehtul: Punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Shinsou: Tackle him!
Hayate: Dump him.
Lye: Kick him in the shin!
Leoric: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Felicity: "I am a grown up. Grown ups do not play."
Felicity: Gets on floor and plays with toy vehicles, pretends airplane is smashing into monster
Leoric: Walks in
Felicity: :D "Hey, Leoric! Wanna play!"
Leoric: -_-
[Looney Tunes Show]
Felicity: "Where are you going, dad?"
Shinsou: "Buying milk." Walks out and never comes back
[Meme]
Felicity: "The details are irrelevant just bail me out of jail!"
[?]
Felicity: I ask for snuggles.
Felicity: But all I receive are struggles.
[Meme]
Canen: What are you doing?
Felicity: Furiously writing on parchment Writing a spiteful hate filled letter to everyone I know!
Canen: That sounds healthy.
[Looney Tunes Show]
Felicity: I'm just like you! You're just like me! We live in constant agony! Life's really hard, and my tears are blue! Yes I am a girl like you!
[Barbie Princess and the Pauper, but with different lyrics]
Felicity: Canen! Wait, didn't you die?
Canen: Yeah, but I got better.
[Invader Zim]
Felicity, shouting at Leoric: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE MAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP!?!
[Looney Tunes Show]