Was that a stupid question? It felt like a stupid question.
"Sorry, what?" I asked.
"You just spoke some weird ass shit." Ross said. He looked utterly confused, stroking his beard. "It sounded...
Type: Posts; User: Christopher DeBair
Was that a stupid question? It felt like a stupid question.
"Sorry, what?" I asked.
"You just spoke some weird ass shit." Ross said. He looked utterly confused, stroking his beard. "It sounded...
It wasn't a pub. It really, really wasn't.
When we walked in, it felt like something out a western. The entire place fell silent as all eyes clapped straight on us, as if we were here to announce...
Turns out Luke and Mark had it a bit easier than us, the twats.
They had woken up almost on the doorstep of some sort of torchlit pub or hotel, I’m not quite sure which, about five miles away...
As I was saying, this wolf just exploded.
This surprised me, as you can imagine, because wolves are not known for spontaneously exploding. Bits of flesh and fur covered me in a veritable film of...
Let’s rewind a little bit.
My name’s Christopher DeBair. Up until about thirty hours ago, I lived in a city called Manchester, situated in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern...
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The first thing I thought, as anyone else would naturally do in my situation, was how in the ever-loving fuck did I get to Norway?!
I mean, at first that’s where I honestly thought I was....
Shinsou alt for full disclosure.
Ready to rock and roll. I'll fill out most of the boring details later, I want to get straight to it.
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Name: Christoph DeBair
Age: The business end of 34
Race: Human Earthling
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