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Winterthanas reminds me of the glory that is Jagermeister.

Name: Party Starters

Units-

1,000 Keg Carriers - These units are nearly identical to one another. Their weapons include the kegs that each one carries, full with various alcoholic beverages...

Law watched his new acquaintance down the scotch as if he had a chip on his shoulder. Then again, they were in a bar, so everybody had a chip on their shoulder. This was the one place besides...

Law witnessed the two of them continue to spit venomous slurs at one another despite his pleas not to. The boy reached for his flask once again, taking another swig of courage before looking to...

Welcome, I'm trying to get better at writing myself, if I can just stay focused on my writing. Maybe we can do something together some time.

By the time Rhiannon was saying her thanks to Ace, the young man was already taking a flask of Underwood schnopps and downing it. The man felt a lot better once the smooth and sweet combination of...

"Well, this elevated a lot faster than I imagined."

Law was in a state of utter confusion. One second he was being told that he could handle the girl, and the next he had lost complete control...

Law tossed the branch to the side once he had realized that the girl was still alive. After all, he did not want to haul a corpse all the way around just to find out later that it was for naught. ...

Well that was certainly different. Are you still drunk?

"Nah, Brah. I've been sober for the past two hours."

Law stoof among the trees of Concordia, a mile or so away from Underwood. The man...

For Thaynes sake! It's eight in the morning! What kind of bar is open at this hour?!

"The kind that hopefully serves breakfast, Brah."

I hate you so much.

Law walked in to the tavern,...

The beams of the sun glared in his eyes, causing Ace to turn around in the bed. The texture of the mattress was far too soft to be Law's own, which caused the man to open his eyes. He orbs met with...

Law sat back and watched the scene unfold before his eyes. It seemed as though the woman who had been playing the beautiful music for a couple of hours tonight was under some trouble. The man took...

Can Do.

Alright, that works. Where do you want the thread to be before we Dansdel it up?

And drown them we shall, in a wonderful bliss of wonderful blissfulness.

I was just about to start a drinking contest in Dansdel and make it open, you want a part of that, or should we start it in...

So yeah.

Who wants to drink? Drinking contest, beer pong, a quest where Law gets some money off of ya.

I'm up for anything, Brah.

Name: Lawrence Spades
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Profession: Professional Beer Tatser? Is that a thing?

Appearence: Law stands about 5'11'. His hair is a short cut, scruffydirty blonde. His...