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Name: Elijah “Whisper” Morendale
Age: Approximately six months
Race: Mouse
Fur color: Rust, with a lighter shade on his belly
Eye color: Black
Height: 4.7” when standing upright on...

Just confirming that this is the profile I'd like to sacrifice for the EXP boost.

Thanks, Letho.

Just logging on to confirm that this is the profile who I want to sacrifice for the benefit of my new character.

It wasn't funny the first time around; it sure as hell isn't this time either.

This ain't Gaia or IMVU.

"Right! So what have we learned from this trip, dearest Elijah?"

My hand instinctively reached for the eight-inch blade that used to be nestled snugly on the inside of my denim jacket. Instead,...

Ooh! This again?

Count me in.

Death, taxes, and unnecessary sarcasm from Visla.

Moving on, I do have screencaps of pms sent to Task asking for the deletion of my accounts and my forfeiting of the tournament dated the 27th,...

Conceding victory to Christoph with an Official Tournament Resignation Post (TM).

I need to focus on my directorship duties at the college radio station instead of trying to hack out a good story...

"Why the long face, Elijah," Nadia had asked me over breakfast with three bites of pancake crammed in her mouth, syrup dribbling down her chin. "You look like you've seen a ghost or something."

I...

If you wanted to see me at my absolute worst, all you had to do was put me in a room alone with a woman who was half undressed. Of course, by that I don't mean in a sort of "ha ha! I'm-a gonna'...

I was slowly and painfully rising to one knee while Nadia and Reine stared daggers at one another. Nadia had this nasty scowl across her face, her thin lips twisted in fury. Her bony fists were...

((Nadia's interference approved by Reine beforehand in AIM.))

The flash of anger had disappeared nearly as soon as it came, but by then it was too late. I had lashed out at Reine, with little...

The first thing that I had noticed during my little monologue was that Reine and I were beginning to draw a small crowd. Students passing by the courtyard on the campus of Eolas Braoin were stopping...

Golly--and to think; in some principalities, Faelynn is old enough to vote and be drafted into the local militia. Yet, here she stands, with some sort of silly costume on and a very real-looking...

I'll spare you any remarks on Poe and any baked goods you might come across (does Witchy even still have that shtick?), and just say grittings and welcome to Althanas!

Gosh... I'm not happy with what I put up, but it'll have to do until I can go back and revise it.

I find it prudent to ask my opponent if they'd like to post first. If they reply with a "I don't know", then I think it's fair game for either person.

Sometime in the early afternoon...

"So. Refresh my memory. Why are we here again?"

My question fell dead onto the ears of my constant (and constantly distracted) traveling companion Nadia. ...

This'll cure whatever ails ya'.

Registered.

Joined the site on May 16, 2007.

Taka vs. Nadia. C'mon, it'd be like Jin vs. Mugen from Samurai Champloo. Minus the really bad-ass hip-hop soundtrack.

Sparse profile and shady track record aside, of course. A quick search will...

Crystalsuncrest (11:59:12 PM): You want Fail, thouh, I can give you a good example of it. Name a topic, bet I know someone who failed in it.
Midvalley20 (12:00:00 AM): trick-or-treating in the...

Jackie Chan, but not by much.


In a steel cage deathmatch:

Abbot, Costello, Laurel, and Hardy vs. Monty Python