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Let me say first and foremost that I totally, completely SUCK at video games. Doesn't stop me from trying to play them anyways.

The hardest thing I've ever done; finishing off the Archdemon in...

Zerith. I would have chosen Skie and Avery but I went to high school with Manda.

Happy Birthday Manda! I wish you a wonderful day full of unconscious children, cake and hookers.

Though partly distracted by the tailor's outraged and horrified expression as he tore the pants from my grasp, I kept a eye on the fire haired woman as she slowly edged a few feet away. Torn between...

Welcome to Althanas, GrandJester. Please refrain from feeding moderators and anyone who talks about the 'good old days'. :p

The mid-summer sun beat down, warming me past my tolerance for heat. I slid the hood back, slipping my robe off and shook out my long white hair, hoping to cool my skin even just a bit. What is it...

I'm a housemouse (slow immigration paper work and all that crap) with an associates degree in culinary arts. I kill time by tormenting my husband, 4 cats and far too many video games.

Shadar and I play WoW with them, we're normal. No addiction here... We'll I think we're normal and addiction free. Great, now I'm worried.

(Reopening old char after 3 yr absence)

Name: Kahlina
Race: Chimera, formerly human
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Height: 6'3”
Weight: 150 lbs
Hair: porcelain white hair – mid thigh length
Eyes:...

Torn between looking at the egg Edgar had just shouted was dinner and the sudden frothing of the water just off shore, I immediately realized what the too-loud roar was all about. Hell, anything with...

As my leg was held in a death grip, I patted Tzaphiel’s head gently. The poor little guy was obviously shell shocked and needed comfort. If I weren’t so jittery still I would offer to carry him, but...

Godhand go chew on yourself, I've been fighting with my traitor of a muse lately. Beating her doesn't seem to be helping.


Manda, hope everything gets settled soon. I hate using a phone to talk...

With the adrenaline rush fading, the sting of abused flesh made itself known with a vengeance. Mental note to self; wait for an opening and don’t take any more hits. It’s a dumb idea. I wanted to...

Time slowed and leaped in odd bounds as I spotted Tzaphiel caught up in his leafy confines. A convenient batting toy for the severely pissed of feline that hung just a few feet above.

“Stick,...

I guess she doesn’t want to be bussom buddies, what a pity. Instinct drew my arm up to protect my face from the weapon Idril held. Pain blossomed across my forearm where the end of the Idril’s...

It was kind of hard to float as you walk while the entire forest seemed hell bent on tripping me. It was either look up, watch out for low hanging branches and trip over something or look at my feet...

^ Not at all.

< Is planning on banging my head on the desk on my muse gives in and starts working again.

V Bet their muse is still fully functional.

^ True.
< Doesn't really care about anything except for bugging the hell out of Shadar or Manda.
V Loves to annoy people too.

Irritation and the need for sleep crowded in on my brain, making it hard to think let alone yell at the possessed puppet to shut the hell up. Drunkenly, I swayed where I sat, often wishing I could...

The spell book. It could be useful. Halfway up the stairs the thought froze the near panicked shouting in my throat. I stumbled a little, my toes slipping off the end of a stair as I halted my mad...

I collect Fountain pens, penguins, and antique ladies hats.

Current collection:
(Stuffed Penguins)

Pengy - My first Penguin, given to me by my husband.
Fluff-n-Stuffers - a cute little...

A moment of insanity. At least, that’s what I was claiming. I cast an acid etched grin at Godhand and shook my head. Jeez, the people of Althanas have no sense of humor. I’m glad I only look the...

A cool damp spot on my tail, a familiar scent and a warm body cuddled next to mine woke me up. I blinked up at the ceiling, trying to clear away the cobwebs felt by sleep so I could think clearly....

The mention of atomic tacos set off, if I had had a mouthful of anything both of us would have been wearing it. Shaking my head and giggling I grabbed a pillow and tossed my tail over it before...

Looking up the spiral of the staircase, I could only see to the next door before the staircase curved, blocking sight of anything further up. I wasted a long moment, tapping a foot and chewing on my...