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I've been writing stories and poetry since the fourth grade, and have been in the advanced English classes (and remedial math classes) ever since.

Which leads me to my current situation: I'm a...

Gabriel was concentrating on the letter as it emerged from the boy's pouch, as though he could discern it's contents if he stared at it hard enough. The messanger was saying somehing about who it was...

More than a little stung by the dismissal of his profession, Gabriel started to bow, bending stiffly and ever so slightly at the waist, then decided against the more elaborate gesture and merely...

Unfortunately, Rogue Virus is having a lot of personal, real-life issues at the moment, and has asked me to apologize on her behalf for not being around, especially to Legion and BlackandBlueEyes....

Thanks, RV. I'm back at school, which means I have internet access and no need to rely on crappy PCs.

So I'm back in action again for better or worse, and I'll be posting in the necessary threads...

=D

Welcome aboard, Cap'n Hair. For some unfathomable reason it's customary for these people to offer you some sort of baked product in these threads, so I'll be traditional and offer you some...

I'm so glad you mentioned Pope, because he's one of the writers I have come to admire the most but have recently allowed to slip my mind. I'm also glad you mentioned William Carlos Williams, because...

I very much enjoyed The Second Chance, though you might want to consider editing it, at least slightly. It initially reminded me of John Donne, combining the playful lyricism of The Flea with a hint...

Because I'm weak-willed and easily incited by trolling, I have one final post to make. I know I've said that three times now, but I've asked a friend to enforce it this time. She's also enforcing my...

Now that I feel like an idiot for letting you pointlessly prattle on, being the center of the universe and all, I feel the need to post one last time.

Importance of this issue, astoundingly, is...

Yes, because animal rights is anywhere near the importance and magnitude of civil rights.

While Steve-O might be rich, I don't think anyone is going to call him upper-class or part of the...

Lucien: I'm too lazy to go cleverly find the definition to "presumably" and link it here, but you might want to look into that. I highly doubt you have Donald Trump's ear to voice these complaints...

Here, Elijah, this might help you see why it didn't come across as such.

And Lucien, thanks for recognizing my genius, but I'm going to have to ask you to not join any debate teams. Basically, the...

I like how "crunk rap" is a problem worthy of mention alongside such things as our national debt, the war, and that "bit of a problem with the ozone layer."

Y'need to get your priorities straight,...

Gabe backed away in fear as the wondrous statue before him began to crumble, the stone shell cracking and smashing against the floor. His ears rang from the sudden sounds of destruction and exploding...

Wow...she keeps getting more ad more generous! Radasanth certainly is an amazing place, after all...I'll be damned. Gabriel was enjoying himself more and more and sincerely regretted the need to be...

Power Groups. Group quests. There was a time when PGs really mattered, now barring Imperial's gambling, only the House of Sora is really an active PG, and while I applaud them for that, they're not...

It took little time to reach the village, and even less time to realize it was abandoned. Most of the buildings, of which there were relatively few to begin with, stood in ruin. The brothers...

Gabriel continued to savor the tea as he mentally tried to do more math. Maybe it was just the tea, but numbers weren't making too much sense at the moment.

"Cinnamon in the tea? Really? It's...

Every torturous step brought him further and further from his old home, and he was quickly learning that Salvar was nothing like Corone. Snow caught in Gabriel's shoulder-length brown hair as the...

I like making lists of utterly random things. I don't know if it's been done on here before, but the idea is just to post a Top Ten list. Top Ten list of what, you ask? Anything. Maybe when it's all...

Maybe he's such a good ninja the turkey couldn't see him, like he said before. ^_^

Checking his profile, that was the most recent post he made, but he has logged in since. I also seem to recall he...

Roasted and posted.

Wispy clouds crowned the lazy evening sun, forced to comply with it's desire to paint the heavens bright shades of red, orange, yellow and purple. Someone else might have been awed by such celestial...

I guess you guys don't go on 4chan much...links are EVIL.