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Please, lets not watch Good Anime.

Huh, that second one might not be pushing it. But hey, at least I didn't go full fanboy.

Quickly, everyone, close your legs!

He manages to not suck as much as everyone else on Althanas. I mean, he's no me, but he's a start.

I'll fucking stab you, Neko. You stole meh Jew Wizards!

If only the protesters would read this poem, they'd all realize how wrong they are to be protesting a war they never wanted and never needed.

Damned protesters and their gripes and right to...

Hardcore vampire porn. The kind of shit you see on local access at four in the morning. And you're too drunk to know if she really did swallow her own tampon.

Don't let Blackwater outdo you, man. I know you can do better!

[18:24] arkether: I tried one out once... I wasn't impressed
[18:24] AngelicMalice15: On March 23, 2006, Jordan disclosed in a statement[4] in a firm and optimistic tone that he had been diagnosed...

I'll personally end your life for power posting. Not prolonging nor procreating, but p-ending your life by penguin.

Purposefully.

P-soon.

Your pick-up lines need work, Old Man. Still, my answer remains, much like my ass, a firm no. I will not succumb to your sick, wrinkled whim.

To test the waters of basic membership, I've decided to pop in from time to time in the OOC chats to see how things go. Does this mean an eventual return?

Fuck no. But it does mean it's on my...

Is apparently as hungry for attention as every other person who posts promptly in this preposterous thread. Also, he's a platypus and a penguin, and some other p words I can't think of right now.
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Somehow managed to gather more attention for a temporary outroduction thread, compared to my underwhelming goodbye in my permanent outroduction thread.

So, I hate you all. But especially everyone...

With more than a few stressful times on Althanas in recent memory, I regret to inform people that I'll be leaving both my modship and the forum for good. I'm sorry to all those I'm in a thread with,...

Here is a run down of noble titles in Alerar, their descriptions, and noteworthy people with the title. *This is subject to edits to add names*

The Sovereign (King or Queen) - This is the highest...

Dark Elves - Racial description.

Dark Elves are a curious and diverse breed by nature. Many are familiar with the black skinned, white haired breed. But most Dark Elves do not look this way. The...

Alerar Locations (In Brief)

Ettermire: Located in north-central Alerar, the capital city of Ettermire is one of the largest cities in all of Althanas. Most of this size can be attributed to the...

Althanas Timeline


(All changes in this timeline from the original are official)


Between 12,048 and 10,048 years ago [c. CE 2060 - c. CE 4020]
-- The War of the Tap begins. As all of...

Alerar is a vast continent with very diverse landscapes. This will be a brief area by area overview of the continent.

To the north, Alerar shares a border with Salvar. This is the mountainous...

Well, this and me, right Madison?

Why? You said yourself a dog is like any other animal. Just because it's cute doesn't mean it's off the food chain. Ancient man use to hunt with dogs, and in tougher times consume them.

You know, dog actually tastes pretty good.

Or so I'm told...

Hell, I can beat that easy.

I work everyday. I hope that's enough of an explanation as to any way I act.

So, I was putting out items at the Hardware store I work at. It's Harvard Square, and...

Duro's just mad it would take over 300 virgins (Croatian Currency) to buy a 360.

Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
More Kingdom Hearts
C'mon C'mon - Von Bondies
Wings of Rebellion - Blood
Pound - Aerial 2012
Parade - Voltaire
Sanctuary - Utada Hikaru