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    Arsène could not help but smile beneath another...

    Arsène could not help but smile beneath another grimaced sip of strong local liquors. He smiled because the tavern's hodgepodge of smells and sounds filled a deep need for human contact within the...
  2. Thread: Magnets

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    The problem with memes is the problem with most...

    The problem with memes is the problem with most referential humor; they tend to require an initial trigger that is appropriate contextually. Some memes can stand up on their own by simple fact of...
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    Poll: Mass Effect 2 needed a better system so you had...

    Mass Effect 2 needed a better system so you had some idea what you were getting into. I wanted to make a generally kind-hearted but tough Shepard, and instead she ended up as some bipolar,...
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    Sei, that is a terrible analogy. You know nothing...

    Sei, that is a terrible analogy. You know nothing of sex workers! Different acts cost different amounts of money. You should ask how much it is to go all the way if that's what you intend.
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    Fido (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fido_(film))...

    Fido had a love (though in a boy in his dog way/friendship/some weird shit going on next door.) story in it. I'd argue that Zombie Comedies (Zombidies) are exceptions to this rule.

    Dawn of the...
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    Posting with Sei's permission to move on....

    Posting with Sei's permission to move on. However, I am willing to delete my post should Alcor come back.

    So many titles, Arsène thought as the man spoke. Perhaps it was the drink, but Arsène...
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    Turned around and too drunken to notice mental...

    Turned around and too drunken to notice mental communication, the musician turned to his drinking companion without the slightest hesitation.

    "Play here?" Arsène could only wince at the strange...
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    Who can kill Sei? He's essentially professor X.

    Who can kill Sei? He's essentially professor X.
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    Letho's easy to kill. You simply place a magical...

    Letho's easy to kill. You simply place a magical timebomb thing inside his wife's womb that can only be activated by rough, animalistic lovemaking. Cue some wolf pheromones, and he's dead.

    At...
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    Wow. You must get so much sex then. Like, fucking...

    Wow. You must get so much sex then. Like, fucking metric tons of it.
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    He's right, you know. Like everything, the...

    He's right, you know.

    Like everything, the Brits were into the anti-communist thing way before us. Remember Rotha-Lintorn Orman? Sir Oswald Mosley and his lovely wife Diana?

    Trend setters.
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    Did Professor X have little girly butterfly wings...

    Did Professor X have little girly butterfly wings too? I haven't read all the comics.
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    Filmed in front of a live studio ostrich!

    Filmed in front of a live studio ostrich!
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    Maybe he meant in the 2090s, when Phoenix Wright...

    Maybe he meant in the 2090s, when Phoenix Wright comes back as camp culture because lawyers have been wiped out during the Great Litigation Plague.

    Internet forums across the web seem to function...
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    She has diabetes. That can't be good for you....

    She has diabetes. That can't be good for you. It's like, super sugary.
  16. Thread: Brief Candle

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    The night was calm to the point of uneasiness,...

    The night was calm to the point of uneasiness, with a low soft hum that hung in the air. Every now and then, a twang of an instrument never heard before let lose untraceable echoes in the nothingness...
  17. Thread: Brief Candle

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    The evening drew to a close rather quickly, much...

    The evening drew to a close rather quickly, much to the relief of Arsène. As the guests exited the estate on horse-drawn carriage, the musician made his way quietly through the grounds. The clouds...
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    Poll: If you really want to hear about personal tastes...

    If you really want to hear about personal tastes and bad business, I'm still waiting for the release of another Legacy of Kain game.

    Fingers crossed.
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    Raiaera was hotter than anyone had ever...

    Raiaera was hotter than anyone had ever mentioned. The lush forests were muggy on the border of the desert, and the desert was a dry, harsh place that refused to leave a traveler in peace even for a...
  20. Thread: iExist!

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    Help, you're alive!

    Help, you're alive!
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    You're both big enough faggots to be Oscar Wilde,...

    You're both big enough faggots to be Oscar Wilde, if that makes either of you feel better.
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    Welcome back. 2, can be as bad as one. It's...

    Welcome back.

    2, can be as bad as one. It's the loneliest number since the number one.
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    Sticky: Godhand - Under (50 GP) Letho - Under (50 GP)...

    Godhand - Under (50 GP)
    Letho - Under (50 GP)
    Silence Sei - Under (50 GP)
    Ulysses - Under (50 GP)

    And I still have that 100 GP out on Ataraxis to win the whole damn thing.

    And Max, I should...
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    I really hope I don't make it. Arsene served as...

    I really hope I don't make it. Arsene served as comedic relief in the most horrific way possible.

    And it can only get worse.
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    Maybe we can update the sidebar on the homepage...

    Maybe we can update the sidebar on the homepage with this new information?
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