Storm has spent hundreds of gold on comfortable cushioning paraphernalia to protect his general junk area from the wear and tear of horseback riding.
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Storm has spent hundreds of gold on comfortable cushioning paraphernalia to protect his general junk area from the wear and tear of horseback riding.
Radasanth for sure, the elves, dwarves, and other non-humans always dick it up with stupid ingredients.
Your character breaks both of his/her hands. How do they get by during the healing period?
Bacon. It's more condensed, more flavorful, and inherently preserved because it's salty as shit. Of course, bacon must be crispy, because fatty bacon is for plebeians and clowns.
How important...
(Bunny discussed and approved)
The archer moved with a relentless speed and precision, an apparent disconnect from any sort of pain or debilitation that Storm’s best efforts had laid upon him. ...
I am one of those writers who:
- Uses his main character to express the author's id very frequently.
- Enjoys both the challenge of writing with superior writers and the relaxed nature of a...
Well Shin went and screwed up the game. :P
LD - At first I thought I was reading a Danaerys Targarean retread, but then quickly realized that aside from the hair and the crazy she's really not...
You’ve GOT to be shitting me…
Letho Ravenheart haunted Storm like a bad case of what was known as “Radasanth Rot”, a special leave-behind offered him by a few unscrupulous ladies who chose to join...
Storm would love bubble baths and fruity drinks, but needs to keep up appearances.
The explosive blast Storm had fired down upon the archer appeared to be for naught; a pair of crossed daggers seemingly denying his energy. The wizard began to float down in a controlled descent,...
The attacker was relentless, coming forward at the aging villain with a hard charge. Instinctively, the catalog of potential moves that he had seen in his travels spun through the mage's mind. ...
So goddamned impulsive. How do I bring on this f*cking psychopath? Half my time will be wasted putting out fires…
The demon was almost impossibly skilled, but the wizard couldn’t shake his...
Storm listened intently as the tandem moved, distancing them from the scene of the massacre. The philosophical nature of the freshly patched newcomer was startling; for his discretion he didn’t...
^ Just performed first-class threadsurrection
< Is way behind on a million posts to a million people
V Enjoys a great shitpost thread.
(OOC: two-way bunnying approved)
The young traveler took the bait, firing a straightforward arrow directly at Storm’s chest. From short range, it should have been a kill-shot, however Storm was...
The events that happened quickly to follow seemed to move in slow motion for the wizard. The suspicious stranger, a man who had happened into a very random and obscure locale, held himself with the...
The following week passed in a flash; the busywork of running the city near omnipresent for the scoundrel. Storm was a man of action and hedonism, or preferably hedonistic actions, and it pained him...
The gurgling song of the acid pool rang out to Storm Veritas; the sizzling, bubbling sound of the pool consuming flesh a familiar tone for the monster. Indeed, it was a satisfying sound; this sound...
I'd be obliged to defend if there are spots left.
Storm had just finished dragging the last of the bodies behind the bush, finishing his work as the moonlight drove his action. Carefully rearranging armor to disguise the horrific electrical wounds,...
With a little half smile, Storm listened intently at the robotic prattling of the demonic creature. There was a sort of admirable quality to the strange new companion, a binary honesty that came...
Storm sneered as he crumbled the small note within his bony hand, long and twisted fingers crumbling the parcel as his eyes squinted into a piercing line of blue. The fury in his face quickly passed...
“Jethro it is. Follow me, little big man. It’s easy to spot a man with a mangled face” Storm motioned for an alley that pulled back away from the main road between a pair of stone and mortar...
Dahlios… you mother f*cker…
The sound of bedlam is impossible to describe; the clangs and crashed and explosions of war all about him coalesced into a white fog, a soft buzz which permeated his...
The battle seemed to erupt from thin air; a group of three men that Storm had previously spoken with. The aging wizard expected one, perhaps two of them to spring into action, but it looked as...
The ruthless demon retorted with the same monotone repose that grated at Storm, however his self-awareness was much appreciated. Gripping his right wrist in a gentlemen’s clasp, the wizard hoisted...