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We had a database cache issue that created a runaway process that hung the server. For some reason, our cronjob to clear the cache stalled and never restarted, leaving the cache to grow too large to...

Personally, I was drawn more to the killing chickens at home article with possibly the white-trashiest photo I have ever seen in my life.

On the subject of the sandwich, I no longer trust KFC...

I really have to disagree with the masses here. I don't think District 9 was bad -- I am glad to have seen it -- but it is certainly not a movie I would recommend.

Most of the praise comes by...

There's nothing more about this issue that needs to be said in this thread. If you have more to add, feel free to send PMs to the relevant parties. Otherwise, we're starting fresh.

It's mostly due to the guy in charge of coding stuff being out of the country for a few months.

That bastard.

But it, along with some other pestersome (not a word) bugs that have been plaguing...

I don't want to pull the incredibly juvenile, "I teach the LSAT and did way better on it than you" routine, but...

As someone who teaches the LSAT and did way better on it than you, I can say that...

If you have suggestions for how to improve the judging system, you are more than welcome to share them. If you have complaints relating to a specific judge or to a specific thread, you are more than...

While I'm sure I speak for all of Althanas when I say have fun in your own place and good luck getting that girl, I'm afraid the FST is more for threads that spark discussion. Other than...

Don't make fun of it. Man, that's gonna tick of the devil.

If you haven't heard of C Me Dance yet, start hearing about it. Watch the trailer here: http://www.cmedancethemovie.com/

Personally, this movie speaks to me on a very deep level. It in many ways...

Namely...

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I think acupuncture is a waste of time. Should I poll acupuncturists to determine whether my opinion is right?

You can find a lot of general information in the Rules section, specifically inside the Althanas Almanac, which gives detailed information about each of the continents and the races, storylines, and...

Done and done.

I didn't recognize the name at first, but the avatar rang a bell. Welcome back! Hopefully you will find that we are now (mostly...) free from crashes.

Welcome back, everyone.

Althanas received a bit of unscheduled and unexpected downtime during this holiday season due to a corruption in our database. We were delayed in fixing the problem due to...

You're going to beat one out of every ten teams?

All posts from this point forward will be productive. No flaming, no insulting, no limericks, no complaints, no nothing but productivity. If you like the idea and want to see it work, keep...

I checked our queue and your thread is indeed there. You might have a bit of a wait as we have 13 pending threads ahead of you, but a judge should get to it soon. If you look in your welcome bar on...

Hi there!

The Creative Endeavors forum is probably most appropriate for this thread, so I have moved it here for you.

Unfortunately, I'm an awful artist, so I can't really help with your...

It's still here. Advertisements is a sub-forum of the Waffle House, and so if it contains the newest post in the entire cluster of Waffle House threads, it will appear as "Waffle House"'s most...

Avatars are useful for identification purposes. You'll notice there's also a prohibition of obnoxiously animated avatars.

As the guy who created this rule, allow me to give a little bit of a historical perspective.

Althanas used to allow sig images a long time ago. The hideousness problem has already been discussed,...

I can feel a friendship forming...