Having been raised on the seas in the ways of the scoundrel, Erutan was more than capable of seeing that in this brief one second distraction, there was more than enough time for him to get out of this sticky situation. He had almost put out the fire on his pants and even though his entire leg from the thigh down seemed to be subject to third degree burns, the pain was at least alleviating for the moment. His eyes saw that his assailant had now turned his attention ever so brief at the sudden newcomer. The pirate instantly took his chance. His already dirty hand scrounged around the area nearby, searching for his weapon.
Horror filled his face, taking the place of the blood which slowly drained from it. However, his swift mind instantly clenched tightly, grabbing as much dirt as it could within his grasps. It was a dirty trick but as seen from the layer of god knows what covering his entire body, Erutan was not adverse to playing nasty. He instantly swung with all of his might, throwing the mud in the direction of the blond hair. Instantly, he watched as the mage took a few step backwards, his free hand rising to his face to sweep it away. It was all the time Erutan needed.
"Mate, mage or not... sanity or not... You gotta protect the one thing all men protect..."
Instantly, the pirate's leg muscles flexed and he kicked upwards. He watched in sadistic glee as his foot, namely his metatarsals contacted with the elf's groin. What the pirate found particularly amusing was the sight of his face as the disgust at the mud slowly turned to utter, incredulous agony. In a few moments, the tables were turned as the mage slowly fell to the ground and the pirate acrobatically jumped to his feet, spying his rapier and grabbing it as he stood up. He winced slightly at the pain in his feet, but he withstood it.
For a while.
"Bloody hell, that hurts... Well," he chuckled. "Not half as much as what I just did to you. But mate, you have to understand. These are the finest pants that some elven bigwig wore. And I borrowed them off him. Now, if he wasn't already dead, how am I going to return them in this condition? You have to have some empathy for your fellow man."
It was then that the foolish pirate realized his mistake. There was someone else in the woods, the one that had briefly stolen the mage's attention.
And he was still out there. He thought about killing the mage, afraid that he might make another move once his testicles returned to their rightful area but he was no master strategist.
He was just a pirate.