I really didn't want to make this thread but I felt bad that nobody seemed to care. I'm not actually happy Cory was born, you understand?
Usually this is the part of the post where guys say the last paragraph was just "j/k" but I'm serious as a heart attack.
"I almost shook his hand but then I remembered I killed a man."
-Camus, The Stranger
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
-Denis Diderot
"But I can smile...And I can smile while I kill..."
-King Ricardo
"I know this is going to sound like a joke but I am deadly serious: I didn't know it was jubilee week."
-Johnny Rotten
Meet Mr. Man/My Inventory/Almost Great
Yeah, yeah yeah... I was about to make the thread, ass muncher.
Happy birthday, Cory! You're now legal to drink in Canada.Shame you still live in the states!
Do you ever Feel like a Monster?
Do you dare to read The Diary of the Dead
Have you seen my Hollow Daydreams
Or listened to this Serenade of Haunting Voices
Pray for The Heart I Once Had
Then grant A Rose For The Dead'
Happy birthday.
Edward PM'd me, asking me to do it. But now I don't have to! Happy Birthday, Lucy.
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Happy birthday, you Masshole.Your present shall be posted later today when I get out of class.
You would enjoy being in my dorm right now, we're having a conversation about boobs.
"I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
'Cause all my luck is bad
I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go through life just catchin' colds and missin' trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measels and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before she jumps"
- Billie Holiday
Happy birthday^^
may you have lots of hot cat boy dancers for your birthday.
Didn't I tell you that 19 is nothing special? Goofy kid. Happy birthday anyway.
The Karu knows.
I would have made it myself, but I'm not usually good with catchy titles for B-day threads, so as Zook stated, I asked him to do it.
Happy B-day Lucien
Last edited by Edward Judorne; 02-21-08 at 02:04 PM.
"Too predictable"
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Now with a Damascus bladed rapier. among other things
Member of "The League of International Intrigue"
Happy Birthday! I'd have made you an ass cake, but no one wanted to model for it. =(
I'm posting here because Cory told me to do so. I'm not wishing him a happy birthday.
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."
William Butler Yeats - The Second Coming
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