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    Little Plastic Alligator

    I would like a little plastic alligator, please. It squeaks when you mash its belly.
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    Approved! You're awesome!
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    Shyam's fired! Feed him to the alligators!
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    Or just to the alligator.

    Anyway, you are approved. BUT. It is a crocodile, not an alligator. Jeez, people just don't know the difference.

    Crocodiles are a TIER 2 reptilian, alligators are a TIER 3 reptilian!
    Last edited by Sighter Tnailog; 02-24-08 at 06:57 PM.
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