'Shit Sandwich'.
Seriously though, Manowar writes decent music, but something about them turns me off to their music completely. I can't explain it. :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxowWo_XV_c
This is easily their best song. I still remember the first time I saw them live - I had no idea who they were, and they were singing about battlefields and jackhammers. Needless to say, I was confused. Hell, I listen to this band all the time now and I'm STILL confused.