Part IV can be found here: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5817
Part IV can be found here: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5817
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[16:42] Poseidon1776: Hmmm It seems I hang out with all the mean people of Althanas.
[16:43] RestitutionSpork: Maybe you are one of the mean people of Althanas. =O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Oh noes!
[16:43] Poseidon1776: :O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Quick! ask me something I could respond something nice to!
[16:44] RestitutionSpork: rofl. I'm awesome, right?
[16:44] Poseidon1776: No.
[16:45] Poseidon1776: OMG it's true!
[16:48] Poseidon1776: *Goes to rehab.*
[16:48] RestitutionSpork: rofl!
The wicked arrogantly hunt down the weak.
Let them be caught in the evil they plan for others.
Lord, make them feel true terror,
Let them remember that they are naught but men.
restitutionspork (4:07:48 PM): I joined a crafting forum, and if you've been there a month, you can participate in Organized Swaps. You enter a swap that has a theme you like, and make things based on that theme for the person you are partnered with. They do the same for you, and everyone has a date that they've got to send the package out by. The theme I picked is "Naughty Words" XD
restitutionspork (4:10:26 PM): Aww blisters do suck! *snuggle* Right now I'm working on a giant Zombie Panda Bear that's holding a sign that says "Fuck Bamboo, I want your damn BRAINS!" Alllsssooo... I might also be simultaneously working on a big package that I'll be sending out to Canadia sometime in late June. *cough*
MlRaven69 (4:12:05 PM): squee!
restitutionspork (4:12:28 PM): =) I think you'll love it. I'll tell you about one part of the package, but nothing else, okay?
MlRaven69 (4:12:48 PM): oh! oh! There is a movie I plan to see by b-day it's called WALL-E it comes out that day. and okay shoot!
restitutionspork (4:13:07 PM): Here's your clue for that part.: I'm making you your own army.
MlRaven69 (4:13:16 PM): my own army?
MlRaven69 (4:13:20 PM): of Mandas?
restitutionspork (4:13:55 PM): XD Your own army of crocheted plushy penguins.
MlRaven69 (4:14:04 PM): Sweet!!!
MlRaven69 (4:14:10 PM): that's awesome!
restitutionspork (4:15:17 PM): n.n I'm glad you like the idea. I found a pattern for the penguins and was like, "ZOMG LIGHT BULB MOTHERFUCKING BRIGHT!" I'm going to make each one with different colors, ranks, and personalities.
MlRaven69 (4:15:39 PM): sweet!
restitutionspork (4:16:09 PM): n.n Jah!
MlRaven69 (4:16:25 PM): I'll creep Jason out and have all of them lined up in ranks on the bed looking at the door like 'Warning! Intruder alert! Fire! Fire! Fire!'
restitutionspork (4:16:45 PM): ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
restitutionspork (4:16:55 PM): OMG I just choked on my own spit at that.
MlRaven69 (4:17:23 PM): I think I'll snooze on the far side of the bed just so he doesn't see me and I can hear his reaction. LOL!!!
restitutionspork (4:17:54 PM): That's beautiful. I miss you so much.
MlRaven69 (4:18:01 PM): I miss you too.
MlRaven69 (4:18:10 PM): * sniffles*
MlRaven69 (4:18:22 PM): I know! mail yourself to me
restitutionspork (4:18:31 PM): OMG I should.
MlRaven69 (4:18:44 PM): ^_^
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940)
restitutionspork (6:00:29 PM): He's lead a very sheltered life. He doesn't even know how Denebriel is.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:35 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:43 PM): Okay.
restitutionspork (6:01:08 PM): Every bit of information that he's ever absorbed has been carefully chosen and filtered so that he could be cultivated into a non-biased yet intelligent killing machine.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:20 PM): Oh, those are the best kind.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:23 PM): Lolz
restitutionspork (6:01:47 PM): At least that's what I say. It's hard to write a smart person who cares nothing for politics or morals when you're pretty much a dumb anarchist who REALLY likes to knit.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:23 PM): especially penises.
restitutionspork (6:02:48 PM): Oh yes. Although right now I'm working on a giant (it stands about 2 feet tall) zombie panda.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:57 PM): Oh my.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:59 PM): That's amazing.
Oberst Christoph (6:03:12 PM): I sense a new genre of hentai coming out on DeviantArt as we speak.
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SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:20 PM): Will you or won't you fuck my brains out?
SmarterChild (2:28:21 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:28 PM): >.>
SmarterChild (2:28:28 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:34 PM): Neither did I.
SmarterChild (2:28:34 PM): You don't either? That's cool.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:51 PM): Umm...
SmarterChild (2:28:51 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:57 PM): So what do we do now?
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Serilliant (9:27:05 PM): Do you know the best part about fucking twenty three year olds?
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Serilliant (9:29:39 PM): September 11th
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"The Ziggy Stardust cut is the only cool mullet that there's ever been." - Barney Hoskyns
Rayse: i bet if you shot numbers he would just get high
Jack Raynes: And super horny.
Jack Raynes: Also, don't you know?
Jack Raynes: FUCKING HIM IS LIKE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE!
Jack Raynes: SO FLEXIBLE AND SO MUCH STAMINA!
Jack Raynes: MM-MMMM!
Jack Raynes: Jesus.
Rayse: aren't you the one that emits pheromones and don't know it
Jack Raynes: Hey, that just gets my foot in the door.
Rayse: you don't have to explain yourself
Rayse: we both know i owned you hard there
Jack Raynes: At least I didn't claim something like GODHAND IS A MASTER AT BUKKAKE, AND LEGENDARY AT ANAL!
Jack Raynes: DOUBLE LEGENDARY IN FINGERING!
Rayse: 2nd degree legendary belt
Jack Raynes: He's qualified to give seminars.
Rayse: he taught bruce lee everything he knows
Jack Raynes: "I call this stance two in the pink, one in the stink. HI-YAHHH!!!"
Rayse: "You literally die from orgasming so hard when I touch you."
Jack Raynes: "You cum so hard your ears start to bleed."
Rayse: "Be careful, if any lightning bolts hit me while I'm fucking you I might get really high and accidentally tear you apart like you were paper."
Jack Raynes: "But don't worry, I have a SUPER goddamn immune system so I'll recover in time to shoot off on your face."
Rayse: Double Legendary Stamina: Can keep it up forever.
Sex God MkII: when I just THINK about a woman, every girl on the planet has 10 orgasms
Rayse: sometimes i just destroy planets with my dick just for shits and giggles
Jack Raynes: "My sperm is so powerful that it can shoot through a tree, a fire hydrant, an engine block and the entire 1976 defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers to impregnate a woman.
Rayse: who then explodes."
Rayse: you gotta admit i owned you with that pheromone shit that is gay
Jack Raynes: I admit it.
Jack Raynes: I was taking it out this update, but J said no, keep it, it's cool.
Jack Raynes: So I did.
Rayse: hahaha
Rayse: j wants your ass
Rayse: don't forget to use a rubber, you two! gn
Rayse signed off at 2:15:27 AM.
"I almost shook his hand but then I remembered I killed a man."
-Camus, The Stranger
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
-Denis Diderot
"But I can smile...And I can smile while I kill..."
-King Ricardo
"I know this is going to sound like a joke but I am deadly serious: I didn't know it was jubilee week."
-Johnny Rotten
Meet Mr. Man/My Inventory/Almost Great
[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: So then she said, "But I can't fit all of that in my mouth!" and I told her one way or another its going in even if I have to break her teeth to shove it in.
[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: Needless to say, it worked.
[15:10] SukodaFox: LOL
[15:11] Sirusv2ptO: I know, she laughed too.. at first.
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: So then she grabs it and takes it right? Shoveling it in as much as she can, right?
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: When the funniest thing happened.
[15:12] SukodaFox: oh?
[15:13] Sirusv2ptO: She grabbed at it and opened her mouth wide and tried to bite down, but I yanked it out and screamed, "Oh no you didn't!" and thwacked her between the eyes.
[15:14] SukodaFox: lol
[15:14] Sirusv2ptO: She fell backwards and landed with her legs up in the air screaming something in spanish.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: I yelled, "Speak American! Speak American! I can't understand a word you're saying!"
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: So I helped her up, right?
[15:15] SukodaFox: yeah, nice of you.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: And she gets all in the mood again and says, "I want another crack at it, papi!"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: So I pick it up and offer it to her and say, "Next time you try it, you're getting coldcocked, understand?"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: She nods and shoves it in her mouth again.
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: And I wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: And wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: Then after a couple minutes go by, I get tired of counting the ceiling tiles, right?
[15:17] SukodaFox: all right
[15:18] Sirusv2ptO: So she opens her mouth wide again and prepares to bite down on it when I'm not looking, but I felt a disturbance in the force, right?
[15:19] SukodaFox: lol
[15:19] Sirusv2ptO: I look down again and lo and behold she gets ready to snap it in two! So I rip the fork from her mouth and thwack her between the ears and scream, "No more cake for you!"
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"To be evil is easy. It is far easier to destroy the light inside of someone then the darkness all around you." -The Night Watch
That would have been way funnier if you just cut out the fucking swerve and said you were into rough sex.
"I almost shook his hand but then I remembered I killed a man."
-Camus, The Stranger
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
-Denis Diderot
"But I can smile...And I can smile while I kill..."
-King Ricardo
"I know this is going to sound like a joke but I am deadly serious: I didn't know it was jubilee week."
-Johnny Rotten
Meet Mr. Man/My Inventory/Almost Great
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