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    Richard Elric Anglekos.
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    ErgoXIII: (Pouts) I may have an ugly uniform, but the pay is good.
    ErgoXIII: So..suck it up, princess.
    Anglekos: Yes ma'am.
    Anglekos:
    ErgoXIII: Haha.
    Anglekos: I could be a princess. Really.
    ErgoXIII: Indeed.
    ErgoXIII: You have a mightly beard, after all.
    Anglekos: Mhm, mhm. With this beard, ANYONE would make me a princess.
    ErgoXIII: Mhm. Throw on some jewels. A little bit of pink and whola. Princess material.
    ErgoXIII: Princess Peach, eat your heart out.
    Anglekos: Bwaahaha. Pimp slap that bitch.
    ErgoXIII: Haha. I hate her, I don't know why they created her. She has no appeal whatsoever.
    Anglekos: Indeed. No idea what Mario sees in her.
    ErgoXIII: No figure. He must have really low standards.
    Anglekos: Tell me about it. Stupid slut.
    ErgoXIII: Must put out the moment he brings home some coins.
    Anglekos: I think it's the shrooms, myself.
    ErgoXIII: Hm. It's a 50/50 chance. So it could go either way.
    Anglekos: *nods* Now Zelda...I'd hit that.
    ErgoXIII: Oh, no doubt about that.
    ErgoXIII: Zelda, I'd go to town with that.
    Anglekos: Damn right. Fuck the Tri-Force, I'd pwn Ganon for a piece of that shit.
    ErgoXIII: Hahaha.
    ErgoXIII: I'd pretty much rape a majority of the FF males.
    Anglekos: FF10's Lulu. Drool. Other than that, I used to be a TifaxCloud fanboy. Still am, but shhh on that. Hmm...
    Anglekos: And of course, when I was younger, I thought Sephiroth was the shit.
    ErgoXIII: Damn. Lulu is fine, I always quite envious of her. I'd dress like that if I had the materials.
    ErgoXIII: And the hair.
    ErgoXIII: Sephiroth is still the shit, my dear.
    Anglekos: I think this is where I'd go "Mhm, me too", just to be creepy like that. xD
    ErgoXIII:
    Anglekos: Hmm, not as much as he was back then.
    Anglekos: Ever since, he's been romanticized too much.
    Anglekos: Kind of like vampires.
    ErgoXIII: Seifer, hands down. (Grabby hands)
    ErgoXIII: Gah.
    ErgoXIII: Vampires.
    ErgoXIII: Sensual creatures, attacked and destroyed by Twilight and True Blood.
    Anglekos: Mleh. Sephiroth>Seifer, in my opinion. Kuja was...interesting.
    Anglekos: Aye. -.-'
    Anglekos: My friend says I should write some preteen vampire bullshit and make millions.
    Anglekos: It's tempting.
    ErgoXIII: They don't glitter, why would they glitter? It makes no sense.
    ErgoXIII: Indeed, you should.
    ErgoXIII: I'd read it.
    ErgoXIII:
    Anglekos: None at all. *shakes head* Team Alucard, 4ever.
    Anglekos: And Kristine wants me to write her a smut book. Hmm...
    Anglekos: This could work.
    Anglekos: *plans to make millions*
    ErgoXIII: Anne Rice's Lestat <3
    Anglekos: But could I really shame myself by going so low?!
    ErgoXIII: Lol.
    ErgoXIII: Haha, who cares, you'll have money.
    ErgoXIII: You can by pride.
    ErgoXIII:
    Anglekos: True, true. The smell of fresh greens is ever soooo tempting...
    ErgoXIII: They say money doesn't bring you true happiness, the people who say that obviously haven't had enough money to purchase anything they wanted.
    Anglekos: Like Ghandi.
    ErgoXIII: Just the other day, I got a Edgar Allen Poe collection, thus, happiness.
    Anglekos: *throws hands up*
    Anglekos: Happy happy Ergo.
    ErgoXIII: Indeed.
    ErgoXIII: Until something new and shiny comes along.
    Anglekos: That isn't my penis, correct?
    ErgoXIII: Or someone's insecurites to come along and drag me down.
    ErgoXIII: >.>
    ErgoXIII: That isn't your penis, correct.
    Anglekos: Damn it.
    "Some things they never tell you
    While you're riding the assembly line
    Like who'll be the hands to hold you
    And what's their state of mind?
    Well, hell I'm not much bigger
    Than a pointed index finger
    But who am I to lay the blame?
    I'm only here to cause some pain."
    ~The Autobiography of a Pistol, by Ellis Paul






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    collegebelle2010 (9:54:17 PM): my own fault for trying to use technology
    Loquelf (9:54:24 PM): Technology is eeevil.
    Loquelf (9:54:27 PM): It hates us.
    collegebelle2010 (9:54:32 PM): it hates me
    collegebelle2010 (9:54:42 PM): you seem to have it easy madame MOD
    Loquelf (9:55:14 PM): MOD?
    Loquelf (9:56:54 PM): You mean MoD, right? Mistress of Disaster?
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:15 PM): not of disaster of
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:18 PM): ...
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:20 PM): of
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:21 PM): ....
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:23 PM): um
    collegebelle2010 (9:57:33 PM): doilies and dumbells?
    Fortune favors the prepared.

  3. #283
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    Me: Oh my god you're totally 100% Organic Chicken Breast.

    Him: Rylly?

    Me: Sure, you were brought up without a mother in a cooped up shitty house in a part of the country that only chickens and cows live in, you eat nothing but carbs all day, have no dress sense and you think rolling around in mud is the height of fashion, don't you see it?

    Him...

    Him:... Cluck cluck?

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    yeah, and 3 attempts before it is destroyed
    sk_karmack: First LL:
    sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 5 for a total of 6, using 2d6
    ***Server: Karmack has rolled 5, and 3 for a total of 8, using 2d6
    ***Server: Karmack has rolled 3, and 6 for a total of 9, using 2d6
    sk_karmack: 2nd LL:
    sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 5 for a total of 6, using 2d6
    ***Server: Karmack has rolled 5, and 6 for a total of 11, using 2d6
    sk_karmack: 3rd LL:
    sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 2 for a total of 3, using 2d6
    ***Server: Karmack has rolled 3, and 6 for a total of 9, using 2d6
    sk_karmack: fourth LL:
    sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 2, and 2 for a total of 4, using 2d6
    ***Server: Karmack has rolled 6, and 6 for a total of 12, using 2d6
    sk_karmack: Got 'em all.
    dwaynebeveridge@ymail.com: (Thats what she said)!
    sk_karmack: LOL
    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but of the best rogues! - Mage, Warforged Warmage, Battle of Brindol


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    Matt: I hope that's not too "tightass"
    Matt: but I'm always really formal when I email people
    Gabe: better than run ons
    Matt: lol
    Gabe: Im just gonna sign it Gabe
    Gabe: cause he signed it James
    Matt: k
    Gabe: SIGH
    Gabe: For a moment when I was reading his email I imagined he was asking me out or something rofl
    Gabe: No one's ever been so inviting.
    Gabe: I mean like
    Gabe: "Come see me so I can show ya"
    Matt: LOL
    Matt: I was kind of thinking the same thing while I was reading it
    Matt: like a bad porn story
    Gabe: LOL
    Gabe: Its wasnt that bad
    Matt: of COURSE I remember you...Gabriel...
    Gabe: I thought it was sweet
    Gabe: ROFL
    Cada sombra de mis besos te escond?*a,
    As?* an pasado fatigando nuestros d?*as.
    Y por cuanto no soporte más tu olor.
    Duele mucho dedicarte mi rencor.

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    AdventWings's Avatar

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    Raven Adventwings
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    Take a wild guess
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    Felisionne
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    Deep Brown
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    6 ft / 143 lbs.
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    [12:32] Oberst Christoph: Amusingly, looking up the word "portentous" on WS Word's dictionary crashes the application. Lol.
    [12:33] Oberst Christoph: It's not that I don't know what it means; I just like to have very clear, detailed definitions familiarized before using a word
    [12:33] WingsofAdventure: Hahaha
    [12:33] WingsofAdventure: I guess Word's dictionary doesn't like that word.
    [12:33] Oberst Christoph: I don't get it. It must be a cursed word.
    [12:34] Oberst Christoph: And looking it up on Dictionary.com almost crashed my browser.
    [12:35] WingsofAdventure: What? Now that's not right. XD
    [12:35] Oberst Christoph: Yeah. I lost so much progress, too. u_u
    [12:35] Oberst Christoph: This is why we save frequently, kids.
    [12:36] Oberst Christoph: "Now we know!"
    [12:36] Oberst Christoph: And knowing is half the battle! GO JOE!
    [12:36] WingsofAdventure: *Shoots Jow in the foot
    [12:36] WingsofAdventure: (Intentional misspelling)
    [12:36] Oberst Christoph: o.0
    [12:38] WingsofAdventure: Ya only won half the battle, but I think you'll lose the war if you don't fix that.
    [12:39] Oberst Christoph: haha
    [12:39] Oberst Christoph: I don't get why that word fucks it up
    [12:39] WingsofAdventure: Word, I could understand.
    [12:39] WingsofAdventure: But Dictionary.com?
    [12:40] Oberst Christoph: It's cursed. Maybe AIM will crash if I say it enough times.
    [12:41] WingsofAdventure: Try typing that word here again.
    [12:41] WingsofAdventure: Might crash AIM as well XD
    [12:41] Oberst Christoph: That's what I just said. >.>
    [12:41] Oberst Christoph: Well, what I meant, anyway.
    [12:41] WingsofAdventure: XD
    [12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous.
    [12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous.
    [12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous
    [12:41] *** "Oberst Christoph" signed off at Mon Sep 14 12:41:59 2009.
    [12:42] WingsofAdventure: ...Ouch
    [12:42] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
    [12:42] *** "Oberst Christoph" signed on at Mon Sep 14 12:42:40 2009.
    [12:42] Oberst Christoph: o.o...
    [12:43] WingsofAdventure: Yep.
    [12:43] Oberst Christoph: That's messed up.
    [12:43] WingsofAdventure: That's going on the IM Convo thread. XD

  7. #287
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    Camella's Avatar

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    [00:30] Crystalsuncrest: Posted
    [00:31] WingsofAdventure: Right.
    [00:31] WingsofAdventure: Reading...
    [00:33] Crystalsuncrest: let me know what you think
    [00:38] WingsofAdventure: Hrm...
    [00:38] WingsofAdventure: A little rushed.
    [00:38] WingsofAdventure: Missed a number of periods, that's one thing I saw.
    [00:40] Crystalsuncrest: what else?
    [00:41] WingsofAdventure: Would it be alright to have that other group have a confrontation with our group instead?
    [00:45] Crystalsuncrest: fine, I guess... but I will leave that to you... I feel Mikami might want to confront them when she hears the name on the map. I'll just edit my post a bit so the initial confrontation is out. that ok?
    [00:46] WingsofAdventure: Sure. I'll see what I can do after that.
    [00:46] Crystalsuncrest: and I'll add periods.
    [00:47] WingsofAdventure: XD
    [00:47] WingsofAdventure: Mustn't forget them periods!
    [00:47] WingsofAdventure: Even though we're guys.
    [00:48] Crystalsuncrest: LMAO
    new and improved with better blades!!!

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  8. #288
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    AngelicMalice15 (6:52:44 PM): http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php...s&id=181#comic
    AngelicMalice15 (6:52:46 PM): Also that
    Windows Visla (6:53:18 PM): absolutely not
    Windows Visla (6:53:29 PM): you know what Caesar really said when he got stabbed?
    AngelicMalice15 (6:53:38 PM): Ow
    Windows Visla (6:53:43 PM): probably that a lot
    Windows Visla (6:53:50 PM): but also "And you, my son..." in greek
    "I think I did as well as might be expected, seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon Bonaparte." - Prime Minister David Lloyd George, on President Woodrow Wilson and Premier Georges Clemenceau in Paris, 1919.

    "The Ziggy Stardust cut is the only cool mullet that there's ever been." - Barney Hoskyns

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    I think that was one of the most boring conversations we've had, Arsene. Most are not suitable for reproduction, but I think this one isn't so bad.

    AngelicMalice15 (11:36:51&#160;AM): That would be so badass
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:07&#160;AM): not gonna do it
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:10&#160;AM): wouldn't be prudent
    AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:37:18&#160;AM): Way to be a mod, grape fag
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:28&#160;AM): did you even get that reference, newfag?
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:30&#160;AM): You're so young
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:52&#160;AM): were you aware we had a president bush before W, were you aware that was one of his catchphrases oft parodied by Dana Carvey?
    Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:54&#160;AM): WERE YOU?
    AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:39:45&#160;AM): I remember Clinton
    AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:39:47&#160;AM): He was the man
    We talkin bout practice
    Not a game, not a game, not a game
    We talkin bout practice

  10. #290
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    Oberst Christoph (2:07:16 PM): What's your major?
    SighterGoliant (2:07:47 PM): You don't really have a major in grad school, you have a program of study. I'm a candidate for the Master of Divinity degree at the University of Chicago Divinity School.
    Oberst Christoph (2:08:01 PM): Oh, so you're studying to be Obama? =p
    SighterGoliant (2:08:13 PM): Ahahaha, I see what you did there. Clever.

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