I am as kinky as Cort Strasser when it comes to the 'Rough' stuff, compadre.
[17:58] Sirusv2ptO: Myspace is the Soviet Union of the Internet.
[17:59] jackraynes: Fuck that.
[17:59] jackraynes: The Sovie Union was cool for a while.
[18:00] Sirusv2ptO: I'm talking the 80s soviets
[18:00] jackraynes: You know what?
[18:00] jackraynes: STILL no.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Drunken lazy, idiots who have grown fat off of communism and are on the verge of collapse.
[18:01] jackraynes: Even at their worst the commies were still better than the sort of faggots who use my space.
[18:01] jackraynes: Sorry.
[18:01] jackraynes: myspace.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Then what does it compare to?
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Their bottom feeders.
[18:01] jackraynes: It doesn't compare to anything.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: 60s England?
[18:01] jackraynes: Myspace is it's own nadir.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: France as a country?
[18:02] jackraynes: MYSPACE IS IT'S OWN NADIR
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: No.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Eventually there will be a vote among the residents of the site on whether or not to take up arms
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then a private army will be hired.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: They'll invade Nebraska.
[18:02] jackraynes: I hope they do.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then hop to Quebec.
[18:03] jackraynes: That way we'll have an excuse to fucking kill them.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Then make a bum rush for Columbia and Panama.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Depending on how the U.N. takes action, I estimate the death toll to expand into the hundreds of thousands
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: The streets of U.S. suburbia will run red with blood as Homeland security knocks down every door of every gangly, bucked tooth teenager who uses myspace and fill them with enough lead that any ship in the U.S. navy could use their corpse as an anchor.
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: Then it will subside into an uneasy silence.
[18:04] jackraynes: Get back to writing weirdo fanfiction, faggot.
[18:05] Sirusv2ptO: Hey, I'm narrating the collapse of Myspace here, stay back and watch me work my magic, gramps.
[18:06] Sirusv2ptO: So anyway, Myspace tries to unite whats left of its group into a ragtag cult and they move into Mexico. Gathering followers and using hispanic migrant workers as slaves, they make their way east before they make the Great Exodus to France.
[18:06] jackraynes: Tell it to your fucking livejournal, pal!
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: As a last ditch effort to crush the invaders, France detonates all of its Power Plants on the fringes of the atlantic ocean and the total fallout pulverizes France, decimates Spain, and leaves a field of chemically burnt, unrecognizable masses of dead meat across the landscape.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: The fall of Myspace. Season 1.
[18:08] jackraynes: God you're such a queer.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: Don't deny it, you'd be yucking it up if you saw this on TV.
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