101 Rules to Fantasy Writing.

[Nieve.Roja]

6: Unfortunately, they'll also lack any kind of training or ability to think logically, and will thus fall before your advance like adolescent males before a costumed playmate.

... you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? xD

[Fatina]

23: Unrelated adjectives such as “silver” and “liquid” may be used to make even the most mundane of actions sound epic.

I rolled on my ass laughing thinking about Melancor.

[Fireball Fran]

Wow, all i can is this stuff almost made me piss myself.

[Lord Anglekos]

9: Fireballs may be warded by a properly raised arm, and have no noticeable effect on the defending hero.
10: In fact, fireballs have no noticeable effect on anything.

So true, dammit.