You win.Originally Posted by Damion Shargath
You win.
Physics is FUN!
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
"I don't get what your saying dude! Malt drinks taste great!" -- My friend
Malts do not taste great, they are bitter and taste like vomit residue, they give alot of gas to people, and leave a bad after taste also tasting like vomit residue!
Everything is all shiny and new!
this isn't really stupid..just silly
my sister, singing: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the rain and dried up all the sun and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
she was like 16
"go to bed it's 5 AM!" -my grandfather
"It's only midnight gramps!" -me
Later I find 12 bottles of Corona in his trashcan.
Everything is all shiny and new!
me and my brother after we got done fighting
me: "Why you goin downstairs you little bitch!"
bro: "faget Im upstairs we have no downstairs retard!"
me: "Well you dont belive in god so your going downstairs!"
One day there came into the town a man with a sash of black.
He had a song in his voice and a lute on his back,
A traveled man from far away his road was long and hard,
But he'd stood it well though he'd been through hell,
And he called himself the bard.
A Bards Tale
Im not an adventurer by choice but by fate-done
(2) Sons of Terrinore v (23) Songs of Sorrow-Done
Facts are stubborn things -Not Done
While playing SOCOM 3 online. *these people are not me*
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
"I'll fuck both of you if you give me your addresses..."
Everything is all shiny and new!
A dumbass kid in school.
"So, the War of 1812 was when?"
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'I am dying.
Every day, with every breath I draw, I am closer to the end of my life. For we are born with a finite number of breaths, and each one I take edges the sunlight that is my life toward the inevitable dusk.'
-- Drizzt Do’Urden
Ouch...I'd have thrown my pen across the classroom.
Resurrected for massive torture,
he couldn't be further from the truce.
A godslaughtering-murder-machine,
walking to the symphony of the deceived.
Loveless. Godless. Flawless.
- Level 5 -
- Gräuel -
There was this one time in the states. Sure enough I met one stupid american. I couldn't help but play along with this.
American: "Hey, you're from Canada right."
Me: "Yeah. So?"
American: "And you know the Chicago bulls? Isn't that their logo?" *points to my hat.*
Me: *takes off hat and looks at it.* "Chicago? Bulls?"
American: "Yeah, y'know? The basketball team?"
Me: "Basketball team!? I thought this logo was for a hockey team in Edmonton!"
When I stopped talking to him. I convinced him that I did live in a igloo and I lost my pet beaver recently. I was so upset by it that I went snowshoeing after it with my pet wolf.
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That's nothing. Being the asshole american I am, I once convinced a kid that the reason beavers are on canadian currency are because a Beaver's your prime minister. He fell for it, and I was sad for the world.
"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year, Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate, Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you, Is the nature of my game?"Sympathy for the Devil - Guns n Roses, cover of The Rolling Stones
I am a pudding pop
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