Hey

[003-Crimson Ace]

Xos= my hero and savior

*offers piece of chicken to LuLu*

it is okay, i still love you

[Xos]

Yes Lulu, but you're not the one who broke the bird. Ace is. Ace also felt sorrow and remorse for his actions, so ace gets a chicken dinner to make him feel better.

I give you instead the super awesome thing in this box. Though I have never seen this box before, and I do not know what was placed within it, I know exactly what is in it. Magic you say? No, Science!

Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and the workings of Quantum Mechanics and Quantum Physics, I can decide whatever is in that box, and have a one hundred percent chance of being one hundred percent right, because the contents of that box will ALTER itself to make me right.

Therefore, I say that whatever is in that box will make you feel loved by all. Isn't that super awesome?

[Fotiadis110]

3 words:

Chocolate is better

[/3words]

Cheers for the fixit, but did you HAVE to give me 6 foot wings????

*flaps a bit*
*attempts to flap into flight but lacking a tail simply does a somersault*

well that could be helpful sometimes, i suppose.

Jet Engines or death!!!

On and Lulu, chocolate in your PM box, complete with a full box of testing stuff to ensure nothing has contaminated it.
Theres enough chocolate you should have 2 pieces left over when you've finished testing.


KIWI KIWI KIWI
for we are mighty.



EDIT: me thinky you might likey this thread: http://www.althanas.com/world/showth...=4785&page=112

Plz note i have test tomorrow, no RP work till after, sorry.

[Lady Lulu]

*blink blink blink* Whosaywha? So... the box..... is full..... of things I love? But at the same time.... its full of Chocolate? @_@ ..........but is chocolate not in there too? *takes Ace's chicken, contemplating*


*brain melts* But I hate chocolate T_T It's too mind numbingly chocolaty....

*lifts lid slightly to peer into the dark abyss of the box* Is it.... Is it.... It is! *squirrel jumps out of box. Lulu ecstatically gets on all fours and bounds after the frantic rodent*

[Xos]

Cheers for the fixit, but did you HAVE to give me 6 foot wings????

Simply put, The Omni would not now, nor would he ever give you wings unless you asked for them personally. The fact that you have them now suggests that either you yourself had asked for them in the moment of spiritual connection with The Omni, or some other source had granted them to you. All I had prayed for, was for you to be restored to full health. Even if I had asked to give you wings, I would've been denied as that constitutes altering another without their permission, and though a divine restoration is technically the same thing, it also falls under the jurisdiction of The Good Samaritan laws which allow me to request on your behalf certain actions that result in better health and/or other certain conditions. The Omni's laws are very restrictive and complex on what may or may not be granted. You can pray for anything you like, but you stand a 70% chance or better of being told no, unless you garner high amounts of the Omni's favor.

This has been your weekly sermon on The Omni, thank you for joining me.
Next week I'll be disclosing the full body of legislation revolving around The Omni's system of prayers and how he decides to grant something.

[Lady Lulu]

... @_@ Xos makes my melted brain hurt....

[Fotiadis110]

um, right, you forgot to discuss this with Silas, you see most gods know of Silas and would go out of their way to annoy him because living for thousands of years is boring if you can't peeve off the one creature that both acknowledges how you exist, doesn't follow yourself or some other god who might dissagree with their actions and choose to wage a jihad on your followers.

Accordingly the result in question appears to be entirely your fault for asking a god who wanted to do something silly to silas because it's fun to pick on those who don't like you and can't defend themselves, and so Omni gave silas wings that are entirely out of place and useless in flight on the basis kiwis aren't aerodynamic, lack tails or the overall outlook to hope to fly.
Accordingly Silas now will wage a private war with Omni, I hope you don't mind drinking from poisoned wells.

Or maybe Silas will go back to that chapel and take his place as a god in the heavens and kick Omni's butt in person?
That would be amusing.

(checks his unpublished history, realises chapel was eaten by a giant tentacled monster, curses and hides the fact)

[003-Crimson Ace]

Ace no know which diety to follow.....brain hurts.....which one has cake Lu?

[Lady Lulu]

*blinks several times, then has seizure*

[Fotiadis110]

*puts lulu into recovery position and hopes she manages ok, getting some water, coke, pepsi and orange juice so when she manages to come too she can choose her fav.*

Um Ace? Silas doesn't follow Deities, and given he's a couple thousand years old, maybe he has a point?