All I did for April Fool's was to convince a few friends that I actually thought Twilight was cool.
All I did for April Fool's was to convince a few friends that I actually thought Twilight was cool.
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Elijah Belov, "Everything else is just a chef!"
Bitterwood -- Red-Stained Night
I managed to convince around eight people in my sociology class that we had a paper due today.
He actually almost fooled me too. I was ready to slaughter him.Originally Posted by Christoph
"Some things they never tell you
While you're riding the assembly line
Like who'll be the hands to hold you
And what's their state of mind?
Well, hell I'm not much bigger
Than a pointed index finger
But who am I to lay the blame?
I'm only here to cause some pain."~The Autobiography of a Pistol, by Ellis Paul
Why don't you go ahead and joke about the Holocaust while you're at it, you monster.
"I almost shook his hand but then I remembered I killed a man."
-Camus, The Stranger
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
-Denis Diderot
"But I can smile...And I can smile while I kill..."
-King Ricardo
"I know this is going to sound like a joke but I am deadly serious: I didn't know it was jubilee week."
-Johnny Rotten
Meet Mr. Man/My Inventory/Almost Great
Sorry, what was that again? I couldn't hear you above all the screaming in the concentration camp next door. I keep telling them to keep it down, but they never listen. Oh, there goes another one...
"Some things they never tell you
While you're riding the assembly line
Like who'll be the hands to hold you
And what's their state of mind?
Well, hell I'm not much bigger
Than a pointed index finger
But who am I to lay the blame?
I'm only here to cause some pain."~The Autobiography of a Pistol, by Ellis Paul
These are the best sort of jokes.
So I keep reading this thread title in Professor Barnsworth's voice, only replacing 'sad' with 'good'.
It's a good thing none of our guests or members have any sensibilities left to offend. =p
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Elijah Belov, "Everything else is just a chef!"
Bitterwood -- Red-Stained Night
After a few posts of yours, Christoph, that's pretty much a given.
No. Negative. There's another person on this site who actually causes me to lose any remaining senses I once had.
Christoph pulls about third in my books. =D
But seriously now...
Oh, this joke was like Two Girls One Cup and the Pain Olympics; completely pointless and unnecessary.
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