Some sort'a Wield IC dealy (part 2)

[Artifex Felicis]

Name: Tarry Wheeler

Favorite Attribute: That sword has a mind of its own. "Go own, use my sword. I can beat you wihout it."

Death: Tortured to death by those who hate vampires with a passion

Hookup: Something dead. sivi for example if Anna was active

New Attribute:Beaing able to change into a bat or somesuch.

[Eleazar]

Name: Leon Timyon

Favorite Attribute: Pack of Cards... now who would have thought about that?

Death: See that death to the furries thread? Hehehehe....

Hook-up: Kitty Magus!

New Attribute: How 'bout a slingshot? Unless you already have one.

PS: I LOVE your avatar and username!

[Vorin]

Name: Eleazar Lachrist

Favorite: Imperial steel is cool, for anything in fact.

Death: The furries turn the tables and commit a human genocide. I'm still spared, by the way.

Hook-up: A hooker. Atleast they're cleaner than most of the sexually active player characters on althanas.

New: An Imperial Steel hooker.

P.S. Why is everyone ripping off threads I ripped off, and not spelling them correctly?

[Reiko]

Name: Vorin Káno Le Sereg

Favorite: yay books, support reading^^

death? gets his new furry coat but it makes him look like a furry so a fellow hunter kills him.

hook up: a cute kitty girl, then he wouldn't hate furries as much.

new: more books, and gets mutated into a weasle vampire.

PS: I think it was that someone chopped the threads up to save space.

[Molotov]

Name: Kit and Inari

Favorite: the swimsuits

death? Kit is taken over by a demon spirit again and attacks Inari. They fight a huge battle that leaves Kit victorious. Kit commits seppukku when she realizes what she has done.

hook up: a boxer.

new: you have practically every Japanese weapon I know of, so I guess shurikens, because you don't have that yet and it seems you are lacking in the projectile department.

[Damion Shargath]

Name: Molotov

Favorite Attribute: The repetative use of the word "bloody", it rules.

Hook Up: Chelsi, or a hooker. The hooker's probably cleaner.

New Attribute: The ability to thrust around fireballs, could be handy if you don't have a lighter or matches.

Death: Flaming Adze strikes ablaze in its holster. Death by live-incineration.

[Yamihara]

Name: Damion Shargath
Cool Stuff 'Bout Him: High Pain Tolerance. It comes in handy in more than just fighting, ya know.
Hook-Up: Some cute, frigid Salvic hooker. Cuz the rest of the Althanian population ain't clean enough for you. =P
Death By: Because of his High Pain Tolerance, he didn't know that when he fell from the tenth floor of Valsha Di'Isto a piece of the spire's tips was embedded in his back. He dies of tetanus afterwards.
New Thingy: Two-Headed Halberd. Double the fun!

[Krugor]

Name: Asuka Yamihara

Favorite Attribute: Dash. You can never get near an opponent quickly enough

Hook Up: Meow's Feru Magus. Yesss, I can picture it just fine...

New Attribute: Some sort of infrared/heat detecting/night goggles. It might be handy to see through the smoke curtain of your own smoke bombs.

Death: Dashing too hard making her fall over and smashing her face

[Empyrean]

Name: Asuka Yamihara
Favorite Thing: Katars. Because every good Althanian needs something sharp and shiny.
Hook-Up: I dunno, I could see her with Storm Veritas. They'd ultimately end up pissing each other off all the time.
Death: I say that mouth of hers finally gets her into trouble she can't get out of. Exactly what, I'm not sure.
New Thing: A big-ass sword, so she can join the ranks of Big-Ass Sword-Wielding Althanian Heroes.

Edit: Damnit, you people are fast.

Name: Krugor Vrathdarr
Favorite Attribute: The Mad Mushroom Movement
Hook Up: Who would hook up with a skeleton, really? Maybe Rheawien, just for kicks, and to see if he really does have any "equipment." :P
Death: He's already dead.
New Attribute: Some meat on those bones.

[Vorin]

I invented the hooker joke. You need to stop using how "they're cleaner", it's a trademark.

Name: Asuka Yamihara

Thingy: You have breasts. Therefore, you have Letho.

Death: An accident using a half-eaten chicken and some baby oil.

Hook-up: That evil tiwn of hers, fanboys rejoice.

New Thingy: A mace, made out of lightning.

EDIT: DAMN YOU BOTH.

Name: Krugor Vrathdarr

Favorite Attribute: He's undead. Welcome brother.

Hook Up: Johnny Depp, as Capt. Jack Sparrow, in skeleton form.

Death: A dog kennel.

New Attribute: Flesh.


Name: Sanoë Teriades

Attribute: That ë, that's friggin' awesome. Oh, and gem magic, I guess.

Hook Up: Vorin. They could never have sex, but I'm sure he'd buy you all the pretty things you'd want.

Death: Vorin beats you to death, for cheating on him.

New Attribute: Flesh. Ya, you need some too.