Name: Jobe Barrett
Cool: An assassin that can disguise himself is hella cool.
Needs: a laser watch^^
Hook up: Poison. A girl assassin for him
Death: Poison mistakenly poisons his food that she dpent all day cooking for him.
Name: Jobe Barrett
Cool: An assassin that can disguise himself is hella cool.
Needs: a laser watch^^
Hook up: Poison. A girl assassin for him
Death: Poison mistakenly poisons his food that she dpent all day cooking for him.
The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole now
There's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is going to burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven
-the Pixies, Monkey Gone to Heaven
Name: Doji Tsukiko
Cool: She makes me think of Shippo.
Needs: A pretty hair pin to go with the kimono and hair.
Hook up: Fellow ninja kitsune she doesn't trust with her life.
Death: Lost in the middle of a forest inhabited by pigmies who mistake her for food and is captured and eaten.
"There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits." - Chapter 39, A Handmaids Tale, Margaret Atwood.
The profile that should be edited at some point.
Name: Yin-Li Chen
Cool: She sees dead people.
Needs: A pack of magically enchanted tarot cards, that cause damage depending on the card drawn.
Hook up: Krugar, because he is technically dead. Whether or not he is still active on Althy, god knows.
Death: Trampled to death in a Devil Driver circle pit. Nice!
Name: Syrion Darkflight
Cool: His origin story. Seriously, old angsty guy phasing out of existence to birth a kid? If only Sephiroth had had that kind of chutzpah!
Needs: To post in our fight thread -*cough* erm, I mean, a familiar. Like a duck, or an emu.
Hookup: Tsukiko. I bet he digs the underage furries. *Runs.*
Death: "Ten thousand crazed, godless savages, coming out of the trees with their spears...!!"
From the writer that brought you Bevel Kessler, it's ALCYONE!
*Warning: Alcyone may cause stomachache, questing, burning, unwanted meteor showers, the condition known as "Toadface," Uranus, supernovas and the brain worms. Apply directly to thread. Some flailing and angry mobs may result. Consult your doctor to see if Alcyone is right for you. If experiencing fiery death, please discontinue use of Alcyone or run screaming in terror now.
Falling with Style:
Alcyone is cool because Ihaven'tseentoystoryinyears - I mean, star magic. Yes.
She needs a rocket jet pack, should hook up with someone who likes to keep his feet firmly on the ground, and will die by learning how to fly and not knowing how to land.
Name: Alydia Ettermire
Cool: bright red trench coat^^ Just like Vash the Stampede>^.^<
Needs: An airship to become an air pirate and rule the skies
Hook up: Unseen, the Dark Elf assassin that used to be big around here. I think they'd make a good Drow criminal couple
Death: The Gumshoes catch her and are so frustrated they just shoot her down. By holding the guns Noir style they hurt their arms.
The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole now
There's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is going to burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven
-the Pixies, Monkey Gone to Heaven