Random IM Convos (Part VI)

[Logan]

It's getting kinda full in the other thread, so time for a new one, right?

Luned: also I had a really weird Althanas dream last night
Sean: oh?
Luned: it was like a sleepover thing
Luned: and it was me, Jasmine, and this other girl character/user all hanging out on a big bed like "yay sleepover"
Sean: LOL
Luned: and the random other girl character had the same nightgown as me and I was like "that's so cool!"
Sean: what the hell did you HAVE last night? lol.
Luned: "we look just like each other!"
Luned: and then she was like "lol" and sent me a link of a photo to her actual self
Luned: and she was a big black man
Sean: ROFL!
Luned: and then I realized I was in bed with Jasmine and a big black man
Luned: who was wearing my nightgown
Luned: and it got really awkward
Luned: the end



How could I not post that?

[Roc]

12:46 AM [Christoph] Also, I should switch to a mustache and start wearing pink v-neck shirts.
12:46 AM [Luned] I know it from my cultivated porn and/or hipster music http://www.youtube.com/w ··· KZ7IP930
12:46 AM [Roc] pop the collar
12:46 AM [Christoph] Get some sunglasses and leather pants for good measure
12:46 AM [Roc] definitely pop the collar
12:46 AM [Christoph] I was going "flaming homosexual", not "frat boy bro"
12:47 AM [Christoph] But it's funny how similar they apparently are.
12:47 AM [Roc] they aren't interchangeable?
12:47 AM [Christoph] We've just made a profound discovery, haha.
12:47 AM [Roc] rofl
12:47 AM [Roc] this is borderline IM thread territory
12:48 AM [Roc] especially since it might hit a little too close to home for Dirks
12:48 AM [Luned] haha
12:48 AM [Christoph] Now you HAVE to do it.
12:48 AM [Christoph] Make sure to include the bit about Dirks.


We talk about you when you're not around, Dirks. Do you feel special?

[Zook Murnig]

Manda and I have long said he's just a small town frat boy living the big city lawyer life.

[Christoph]

User Logan has entered this room.
[Logan] hey hey.
[Ebivoulya] And that's when I stabbed the trumpet player.
Christoph is stabbed.
[Ebivoulya] I told him to stop hitting that note.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] He deserved it.
[Christoph] You could say that the trumpet player's night...
Christoph puts on sunglasses.
[Christoph] ...ended on a bad note.
[Ebivoulya] Oh god.
[Christoph] YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Stab him again.
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Then rape his corpse.

[Christoph]

Double-post. Take THAT, society!

[Logan] .
[Ebivoulya] This period shit has gotta stop.
[Ebivoulya] You people remember how to use words.
[Ebivoulya] At least say something witty.
[Christoph] .
[Connor Lacuna] .
[Christoph] But see, that time I did it ironically.
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] I did my mother ironically once
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] she didn't see the irony
[Christoph] How was it?
[Aurelianus Drak'shal] dry

[Dissinger]

Welcome.
You have entered Chat Lobby.
[Otto] Have a nice cup of tea!
[Dissinger] NO
[Otto] *
[Dissinger] Get your british crap outta my american roleplay* *
[Ebivoulya] Hahah.
[Otto] Not even chamomile?
[Dissinger] FUCK CHAMOMILE!
[Otto] I SAY
[Dissinger] Fuck it in its fucking goat ass!
[Ebivoulya] Twice.
User Otto has signed out.
[Ebivoulya] Hahahahah.

[Devonus]

And so i am introduced to the disturbed individual known as Ebi

[Luned] it's really hard to try to start a fight when you're not really into fighting to begin with
[Devonus] sure it is
[Luned] I mean, not good at provoking confrontations
[Luned] haha
[Silence Sei] Indeed.
[Silence Sei] You can bunny Zack into provocation if need be.
[Luned] I don't even know what Zack's thing is
Devonus grabed hesitantly at his sword, his eyes closing over the pain he would have to cause. He hated fighting, loathed it in fact. The pain, the struggle... the sweat. It was enough to disgust anyone... But there was a need. Though gold held no import to h[Luned] besides being manipulator guy
[Silence Sei] Street Fighting.
Devonus him, teh medicine and gear it would buy him could set him for years, life had been tough thus far... He slowly opened his eyes as his blade drew. "im sorry, but my pride must die for this fight... and so must you:
Ebivoulya grabbed hesitantly at his crotch, his eyes closing over the pleasure he would have to cause. He enjoyed raping, loved it in fact. The pleasure, the struggle...the sweat. It was enough to disgust anyone... But there was a need.

[Devonus]

Ebivoulya existence-erasing rape
User absentwizard has signed out.
User absentwizard has entered this room

[Skie and Avery]

Cohen Ephraim 7:58 pm
TextEdit says "magicks" isn't a word.
Tell TextEdit not to be dumb.
It even autocorrected it to "magic's".

Amanda Logan 7:59 pm
TextEdit is a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Can't you set it to recognize?

Cohen Ephraim 7:59 pm
It better RECOGNIZE
Also, you underestimate the character of TextEdit.

Amanda Logan 8:01 pm
TextEdit is weaker than you think!

Cohen Ephraim 8:01 pm
You think that TextEdit will surrender, if you bind its working fonts!
But it is a wonderful word processor!

Amanda Logan 8:01 pm
JUST WAIT AND SEE!
And use Microsoft Word.

Cohen Ephraim 8:02 pm
Fuck Word.

[Zook Murnig]

Me: TextEdit says "magicks" isn't a word.
Tell TextEdit not to be dumb.
It even autocorrected it to "magic's".
Manda: TextEdit is a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Can't you set it to recognize?
Me: It better RECOGNIZE.
Also, you underestimate the character of TextEdit.
Manda: TextEdit is weaker than you think!
Me: You think that TextEdit will surrender, if you bind its working fonts!
But it is a wonderful word processor!
Manda: JUST WAIT AND SEE!
And use Microsoft Word.
Me: Fuck Word!

EDIT: Son of a bitch!