Ah yes Twitch, you were a grumpy, lovely idiot last Christmas. It was fun. Especially with my Japanese friend who met you ... that was interesting.
Memories aside, well done all people. This is going so well, this thread is so awesome. I am still working on my version of "Away in a Manger" that I started, as the lyrics are proving nasty, but I love the ones that have been sung. Its so great!
Awesome, people, bring us more!
"Tol. Mela. Othor." "Versh. Sai. Memnae." Come. Love. Conquer. - Philomel in Tolkein Sindarin, Faunish and Tradespeak
Very grateful winner of 2015 Althies Awards: Friendliest Member, Mrs Althanas, Best IC Rivalry (with Doge), Best Judge and Most Helpful/Friendly Mod and Admin Award of Moderator of the Year.
If they ever implement that Althanas store I will be sorely disappointed if an Althanas Christmas album is not for sale.
This has been several days in the works ...
Here it is. To the tune of "Away in a Manger"
Away in a brothel
A whore in every bed
The little drunk lordling
Lost his sweet head
The faun with the dagger
Looked down from on high
She laughed and she sniggered,
Saying, "My, what a sweet guy."
Elsewhere in Radasanth,
A priestess, she sighed,
She missed the dear faun-whore
Whom Jensen despised
For they had had sexy-times
On an island called Eiskalt
In the middle of war and they ...
Lets talk about alts!
So some have just one
And others have two
Even more, some, crazily,
Have created just more than "a few"
They make them related
And then you have the PGs,
Too many Orlouges,
I prefer Astarelle, pur-lease ...
So ... here we are in Althanas
And what can I say
But welcome to this website,
And write your sorrows away.
"Tol. Mela. Othor." "Versh. Sai. Memnae." Come. Love. Conquer. - Philomel in Tolkein Sindarin, Faunish and Tradespeak
Very grateful winner of 2015 Althies Awards: Friendliest Member, Mrs Althanas, Best IC Rivalry (with Doge), Best Judge and Most Helpful/Friendly Mod and Admin Award of Moderator of the Year.
OMG. I can't beleive what I missed by grinching it up and not reading this thread. Sooooo fantastic
Well... I finally finished it... Aaaaaand here it is!!!
Mr. Twitch:
You're a mean one, Mr. Twitch!
You really are a brute!
You are as cuddly as Quentin,
You're as caring as Zack Blaze,
Mr. Twitch!
You're a sick twisted Tiefling with a, heart to end all rule!!
You're a madman, Mr. Twitch!
Your heart if filled with void!
Your brain is full of chaos,
You've got demons as your soul, Mr. Twitch!
I wouldn't attack you with a
'Patented' Beretta 950!
You're a vile one, Mr. Twitch!
You have a mesmerizing smile,
You have all the seemless beauty of an average handsome guy,
Mr. Twitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the average guy!
You're a foul one, Mr. Twitch!
You're an evil demon spawn!
Your heart is full of anger!
Your soul is full of hate,
Mr. Twitch!
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Scary,
Creepy,
Cutter!
You're a monster, Mr. Twitch!
You're the king of wanted souls!
Your wanted in all countries from corone to fallien,
Mr. Twitch!!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Twitch!
With those eyes that pierce my soul,
You're a woman mesmerizer,
You know how to rock her boat,
Mr. Twitch!
You're a twisted little teifling
With the heart of demons,
Evil to the core!
Aur... Hope you enjoyed!
"The lives of others are more important than my own."
~Black Shadow~
"I live with the choices I have made. And though I may not be proud of what I have done, the consequences are with me every day."
~Black Shadow~
"Your family is still your family, no matter what they do to you. They may make you angry, push you away, or even try to kill you, but in the end, they are still your family."
~Black Shadow~
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