"Yes, thank you Mr Goodman. I'll be signing the divorce papers tomorrow, just as soon as I remove the broken glass from my face."Originally Posted by Storm Veritas
Idea:
"I've always wanted to get a rescue cat. What's the worst that could happen?"
"Yes, thank you Mr Goodman. I'll be signing the divorce papers tomorrow, just as soon as I remove the broken glass from my face."
Idea:
"I've always wanted to get a rescue cat. What's the worst that could happen?"
Althanas Operations Administrator
"When we were young, was this the dream we had? We're celebrating nothing. We need to find our way back."
"You now own a cat."
Idea:
"I'm going to make a big ole jug of tea."
"I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me." - Call of Cthulhu
David vs. Goliath: History's first recorded critical hit.
JC Thread - The Bitter King
You played WoW for 3 nights straight, forgot about the tea and your kitchen burned down.
Watch this hold my beer!
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.” Margret Thatcher.
Shot and powder
Cavalry Saber
Number one sea coat
*Buddah spawns*
"There is no beer. There is only the illusion of beer."
Idea:
"Hey, I know, I think i'll ask for my staff job back on Althanas. Let me just submit this form right here..."
Althanas Operations Administrator
"When we were young, was this the dream we had? We're celebrating nothing. We need to find our way back."
You get readded to staff without being told and then kicked for inactivity :P
You decide to try Gming your own DnD campaign
There is a darkness in you. In all of us, probably. Beasts we keep chained. Ordinary men have to keep the chains strong, for if we let the beast loose then society will turn upon us with fiery vengeance. Kings though...well, who is there to turn upon them? So the chains are made of straw. It is the curse of kings, Helikaon, that they can become monsters. And they invariably do.
Rayleigh is pretty chill. ♥
"Roll a three or higher to avoid converting the transexual orc to Buddism"
Idea:
You decide you would like to start keeping a squid farm. The squids spit acid and require chinese take out three times a day to survive.
Althanas Operations Administrator
"When we were young, was this the dream we had? We're celebrating nothing. We need to find our way back."
Wife runs off with a squid, they've been together for three years now and are planning to buy a condo by the beach. I see them from time to time, get invited to birthdays and such, but I generally politely decline.
Idea:
"I should by a boat..."
boat gets attacked by a kracken and is sunk... there is no survivors.
Idea:
You get a watch that can sshow you the future.
The watch focuses purely on showing you upcoming events of horrible diarrhea. Despite your best efforts, the future cannot be changed.
Idea:
A nice summer get away with some friends.
Que dramatic announcer voice "What started as a peaceful vacation would end suddenly with a night from hell..."
Idea: You propose several new non pvp ideas for on site tournaments
There is a darkness in you. In all of us, probably. Beasts we keep chained. Ordinary men have to keep the chains strong, for if we let the beast loose then society will turn upon us with fiery vengeance. Kings though...well, who is there to turn upon them? So the chains are made of straw. It is the curse of kings, Helikaon, that they can become monsters. And they invariably do.
Rayleigh is pretty chill. ♥
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