Since my money is burning a hole in my pocket, I'm going to be posting a series of games designed to test your mettle as character and writer. Since this is my personal nonsense, all judgments will be completed by me and any complaints can be taken up with John's fists.

But participation is not without its rewards!
Place first, and you have won my respect. Also 150gp
Place second, and you get a sweet 75 gold
Place third and I will acknowledge you in chat! (a 45gp value! can be traded in)

PROMPT: Your character has somehow gotten himself roped into a festival in Radasanth, and he/she is in the dunking booth. Who is throwing, and when they hit, what happens when you get DUNKED ON?