Random IM Conversations (Part IV)

[Wyfind]

quixotic R I C K (3:19:46 PM): Haha, you're such a weirdo.
---Auto Response from WH T RHYMES WITH (3:20:37 PM): omg free underwear!
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quixotic R I C K (3:19:51 PM): Dork.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:55:56 PM): ...
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:01 PM): you're jealous
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:04 PM): i love underwear
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:08 PM): that's something i'm not picky about
quixotic R I C K (10:55:49 PM): Haha, awesome.
quixotic R I C K (10:55:58 PM): You're so funny.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:51 PM): ae's giving away free underwear
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:55 PM): i need a bestfriend
quixotic R I C K (10:56:09 PM): AE is awesome.
quixotic R I C K (10:56:12 PM): I was just there yesterday.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:10 PM): cus it says bring your bestfriend and the two of you can get free underwear
quixotic R I C K (10:56:27 PM): I'm not going with you to Aerie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:21 PM): we all know who i'm NOT bringing
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:21 PM): LOL
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:22 PM): pssh
quixotic R I C K (10:56:33 PM): Lol.
quixotic R I C K (10:56:44 PM): I'm your best friend but I'm not going with you to Aerie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:39 PM): HAha
quixotic R I C K (10:56:55 PM): You can just point at me and be like, "He wants to give me his underwear."
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:53 PM): ok
quixotic R I C K (10:57:02 PM): Wait.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:54 PM): haha
quixotic R I C K (10:57:09 PM): Did I just say that? D:
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:06 PM): yes
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:09 PM): you still owe me lunch
quixotic R I C K (10:57:22 PM): YOU JUST WANT ME UNDERWEAR GOSH.
quixotic R I C K (10:57:30 PM): Haha, okay.
quixotic R I C K (10:57:41 PM): We can get the things you love the most at the same time: food and underwear (apparently).
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:36 PM): lol
quixotic R I C K (10:57:50 PM): Haha.
quixotic R I C K (10:58:40 PM): When did they start this?
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:59:36 PM): iono i got this coupon in the mail
quixotic R I C K (10:58:48 PM): I was at AE yesterday and they were totally not giving out underwear.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:59:41 PM): it's not for boys.
quixotic R I C K (10:59:07 PM): Aerie thing?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:00:08 PM): yup
quixotic R I C K (10:59:50 PM): I don't know why but Aerie sends me e-mails.
quixotic R I C K (10:59:54 PM): I totally checked guys.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:26 PM): I did not check the box for girls.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:21 PM): lol
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:28 PM): they KNOW
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:31 PM): your tendencies.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:46 PM): My tendencies?
quixotic R I C K (11:00:54 PM): Apparently even I don't know my tendencies.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:56 PM): That's like magic.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:02:03 PM): they know that you want to buy me underwear
quixotic R I C K (11:01:23 PM): That's SO wrong.
quixotic R I C K (11:01:45 PM): I'm either the best best friend for doing that or...
quixotic R I C K (11:01:49 PM): I'm the worst best friend for doing that.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:03:07 PM): remove a "best" from each of those phrases
quixotic R I C K (11:02:33 PM): You're such a mean best friend.
quixotic R I C K (11:02:39 PM): YOU JUST LOVE ME BECAUSE I BUY YOU FOOD OR UNDERWEAR.
quixotic R I C K (11:02:40 PM): GOD
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:03:40 PM): i never said i loved you!
quixotic R I C K (11:03:05 PM): YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
quixotic R I C K (11:03:15 PM): YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY YOU UNDERWEAR AND FOOD.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:22 PM): nooooooo
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:25 PM): well
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:26 PM): yeah
quixotic R I C K (11:03:38 PM): Lol.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:30 PM): but it's cus you owe me
quixotic R I C K (11:03:48 PM): What do I owe you?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:53 PM): lunch
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:56 PM): and now underwear
quixotic R I C K (11:04:25 PM): :/
quixotic R I C K (11:05:00 PM): Dang, I owe you a lot.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:05:56 PM): of course
quixotic R I C K (11:05:14 PM): I'm such a great friend, har har.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:06:35 PM): don't flatter yourself
quixotic R I C K (11:06:23 PM): No underwear and food for you!
quixotic R I C K (11:06:34 PM): WORST FRIEND EVER. D:
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:39 PM): ...
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:48 PM): you're pretty much obligated to feed me
quixotic R I C K (11:07:01 PM): How so?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:52 PM): and clothe me
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:57 PM): because i got you a good start
quixotic R I C K (11:07:09 PM): How so?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:08:01 PM): at mto
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:08:16 PM): and because you ate my lab
quixotic R I C K (11:07:32 PM): Yeah, I did eat your lab.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:34 PM): That was funny.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:46 PM): I think I told Miriam about that; she laughed.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:47 PM): :P
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:07 PM): when she laughs
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:09 PM): i hope you know
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:11 PM): she's laughing AT you
quixotic R I C K (11:09:42 PM): No.
quixotic R I C K (11:09:46 PM): She's laughing WITH me AT me.
quixotic R I C K (11:09:49 PM): There's a difference!

... discussion regarding the piano ...


quixotic R I C K (11:20:08 PM): Just say you're planning to quit because you don't want to bother her family and intrude on her life.
quixotic R I C K (11:20:18 PM): Then state that you want to concetrate a lot on your college studies or whatever.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:21:20 PM): lol
quixotic R I C K (11:20:41 PM): And that you want to concentrate on getting as much food and panties as you can.
quixotic R I C K (11:20:50 PM): BECAUSE BECKY IS A FOOD AND UNDERWEAR FREAK!
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:22:49 PM): panties
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:22:54 PM): i never call my underwear that
quixotic R I C K (11:22:23 PM): What are they?
quixotic R I C K (11:22:28 PM): Are they like different than underwear?
quixotic R I C K (11:22:33 PM): I mean, I don't know.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:23:24 PM): i dont know
quixotic R I C K (11:23:19 PM): Oh, okay.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:25:13 PM): go hang out with your "best friends"
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:25:16 PM): UNLESS you dont have any
quixotic R I C K (11:24:39 PM): Now why would you go around and say that. :{
quixotic R I C K (11:26:34 PM): I might work at AE.
quixotic R I C K (11:26:46 PM): I sent an application.
quixotic R I C K (11:26:50 PM): If I do, you totally have to visit me. :P
quixotic R I C K (11:27:04 PM): I'll buy you underwear with my discount, hahahahahah!
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:29:43 PM): you bettter
quixotic R I C K (11:29:20 PM): Yeah, if I work there! :P
quixotic R I C K (11:31:59 PM): Nice talking to you BEST FRIEND! <3
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:50 PM): ok
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:52 PM): bye
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:53 PM): No
quixotic R I C K (11:32:06 PM): Haha.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:09 PM): Don't hide it.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:20 PM): We all know you're a poor liar.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:28 PM): You're too much of a goody goody to lie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:33:38 PM): BYE.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:53 PM): Bye buddy.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:56 PM): Hahahaha.

[Ataraxis]

Fr0zens0ul (19:11:24): I watch horror stuff, nature shows, documentaries and the occasional hentai/pron thing
Necathys (19:11:39): Oo
Fr0zens0ul (19:11:53): =P
Necathys (19:11:56): I was all 'cool, cool' until the end of that sentence :P
Fr0zens0ul (19:12:10): ha ha
Necathys (19:12:21): Wait, you have Pron on Tv?
Fr0zens0ul (19:13:46): ... i refuse to answer that question. I am a Armerican and I choose to excersice my rights and use the fifth admendment
Necathys (19:14:01): :P
Necathys (19:14:31): *grows suspicious*
Fr0zens0ul (19:15:08):
Necathys (19:16:16): You make it sound like it's a crime :P
Fr0zens0ul (19:16:48): its not, lol, you should see the files I have on the computer
Fr0zens0ul (19:16:53): .... wait. I didn't say that

[Skie and Avery]

AngelicMalice15 (11:50:00 PM): As I was saying all that, a very powerful wind was actually blowing into my room.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:11 PM): It was cool until my lotion tipped over and spilled.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:15 PM): rofl
RestitutionSpork (11:50:17 PM): Why lotion?
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:31 PM): My german lube needs to be conserved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:41 PM): Eros makes a fine product.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:46 PM): That Pjur is amazing.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:56 PM): Psh. I need no lotion. My masturbation is better than yours.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:23 PM): You take longer.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:30 PM): Despite producing natural lotion.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:48 PM): I true Jerki master knows that his lube is his life.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:13 PM): You do or do not. There is no try!
RestitutionSpork (11:53:04 PM): Psh. You damn Jerki, with your fancy lotions. We Sexith know that the true power lay in teh techniques of our fingers taught to us by our dark masters.
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:38 PM): The way of masturbation is not one of emotion or passion, but one of training and wisdom!
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:52 PM): Only through learning and control can the perfect orgasm be achieved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:54:06 PM): Your sloppy saber work proves my point.
RestitutionSpork (11:54:33 PM): No, it's pretty fucking passionate. Flicking the bean like there's no tomorrow as fast and as hard as possible. And what do you know of my saber work? You're gay. You just want someone's Qui-Gon to your Jin.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:02 PM): Pfft. A Jerki needs no love, or companionship.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:09 PM): I focus on my training.
RestitutionSpork (11:55:18 PM): And that is where you fail!
RestitutionSpork (11:55:24 PM): MWAAAHAAAAHAAA
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:30 PM): That is where you fail
RestitutionSpork (11:55:42 PM): Shit. I forgot to buy batteries for my DeathStar today while I was at Wal-Mart.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:43 PM): For when I left you, I was only the student. Now I am the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:11 PM): fuck it, I'll just take them out of my brother's wireless PS2 controller. I winz! And I'm the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:16 PM): The Master Bater.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:18 PM): Darth... Bater.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:35 PM): Bull.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:45 PM): Jerki has fucking master in their name
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:52 PM): Master Batar!
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:09 PM): You can be Darth Clitious
RestitutionSpork (11:57:39 PM): Meh. I'll just stick with my true Sith name.
RestitutionSpork (11:57:42 PM): Darth Maulnda.
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:55 PM): Come on.
AngelicMalice15 (11:58:02 PM): Darth Clitious is funny.

[streak101]

HML and Barbara Goleman are two highschools in my area, and the mascot for HML is a trojan and Goleman's is the gators


څژڨڳڿڼ says:
noob get the newer version of MSN

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
oh wait

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_> *feels like a noob*

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
wassup bitch!?

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
wassup puta

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
your staying in HML right?

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
or you going to Barbara Gayman

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
idk

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
probably staying

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
if you do go

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
or pass by there

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
TROJAN CONDAM FO LIFE!

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
wear a shirt with a trojan sufficating a gator with a condom

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
i love this song

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
;D

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
lol

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
Dragonforce ftw

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
*guitar solo*

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
rofl

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
owned

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
ooh yeah

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
remember BYAH?

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
all we do in computer class is play halo

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
and then we going to washington dc and gonna take back the white house

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
BYAH

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
lol I find that funny

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
you have a video in your phone or something

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
record it

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
BYAH!

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
oh yeah

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
you gotsVGD

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
VGD?

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
Vagina Deprivity Syndrome

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
(burn)

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
so I bet you stole this from one of your HML friends

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
nope

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
just thought of it on the spot

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
cross my heart

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
swear to god

[Slayer of the Rot]

AngelicMalice15 (11:50:00 PM): As I was saying all that, a very powerful wind was actually blowing into my room.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:11 PM): It was cool until my lotion tipped over and spilled.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:15 PM): rofl
RestitutionSpork (11:50:17 PM): Why lotion?
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:31 PM): My german lube needs to be conserved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:41 PM): Eros makes a fine product.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:46 PM): That Pjur is amazing.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:56 PM): Psh. I need no lotion. My masturbation is better than yours.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:23 PM): You take longer.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:30 PM): Despite producing natural lotion.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:48 PM): I true Jerki master knows that his lube is his life.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:13 PM): You do or do not. There is no try!
RestitutionSpork (11:53:04 PM): Psh. You damn Jerki, with your fancy lotions. We Sexith know that the true power lay in teh techniques of our fingers taught to us by our dark masters.
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:38 PM): The way of masturbation is not one of emotion or passion, but one of training and wisdom!
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:52 PM): Only through learning and control can the perfect orgasm be achieved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:54:06 PM): Your sloppy saber work proves my point.
RestitutionSpork (11:54:33 PM): No, it's pretty fucking passionate. Flicking the bean like there's no tomorrow as fast and as hard as possible. And what do you know of my saber work? You're gay. You just want someone's Qui-Gon to your Jin.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:02 PM): Pfft. A Jerki needs no love, or companionship.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:09 PM): I focus on my training.
RestitutionSpork (11:55:18 PM): And that is where you fail!
RestitutionSpork (11:55:24 PM): MWAAAHAAAAHAAA
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:30 PM): That is where you fail
RestitutionSpork (11:55:42 PM): Shit. I forgot to buy batteries for my DeathStar today while I was at Wal-Mart.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:43 PM): For when I left you, I was only the student. Now I am the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:11 PM): fuck it, I'll just take them out of my brother's wireless PS2 controller. I winz! And I'm the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:16 PM): The Master Bater.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:18 PM): Darth... Bater.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:35 PM): Bull.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:45 PM): Jerki has fucking master in their name
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:52 PM): Master Batar!
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:09 PM): You can be Darth Clitious
RestitutionSpork (11:57:39 PM): Meh. I'll just stick with my true Sith name.
RestitutionSpork (11:57:42 PM): Darth Maulnda.
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:55 PM): Come on.
AngelicMalice15 (11:58:02 PM): Darth Clitious is funny.

I feel like I need another shower after reading this. It makes me want to delete all of my pornography and forgot all of the web addresses I memorized and become a very chaste monk.

[Wraith]

I feel like I need another shower after reading this. It makes me want to delete all of my pornography and forgot all of the web addresses I memorized and become a very chaste monk.

I thought you were already deleting that stash, on account of the Federalees pounding at your door. They don't take too kindly to Giraffe Porn 2: So that's the funny smell in Grandma's house.

[Eades]

Every time I read a post you've made, Cory, I somehow end up touching myself.

[Skie and Avery]

RestitutionSpork (11:24:48 PM): I could very well get laid tonight.
AngelicMalice15 (11:25:50 PM): "Please don't kill me."
"Well stop making it so appealing.|"
RestitutionSpork (11:26:17 PM): I assume this is from the show?
RestitutionSpork (11:26:28 PM): Because I do have a small fear that this guy is a serial killer and I'm next.
AngelicMalice15 (11:26:48 PM): Well, bring a cellphone and your bulletproof panties.
RestitutionSpork (11:26:56 PM): I don't have a cell.
AngelicMalice15 (11:27:18 PM): And yet, you don't deny bullet proof panties.
RestitutionSpork (11:27:48 PM): Kevlar makes me horny.


So, if I'm not online tomorrow night, assume my fears were correct and I'm dead. Also assume I fucked that guy in half while dying and went out like I always knew I would! This is almost like that episode "Amazonian Women in the Mood" from Futurama.

[Skie and Avery]

Ha ha. Other people than me need to recognize the brilliance of this thread.

Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I told Brad that you would one day be mine. We'll keep him as a pet for you, though, with a little collar and everything. He'll be your procreation critter!
ecila says:
He told me.. He doesn't seem to like the idea, however >.>
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I don't know why. He'd pretty much have the same existence he does now, only he'd get to watch you engage in lesbian action. I mean, what kind of a man is he?!
ecila says:
A VERY STRANGE ONE
ecila says:
I told him I've kissed girls and he doesn't wanna hear it
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
O.o
ecila says:
I know :/
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Okay, he can be your procreation critter, but I'm going to give him testosterone supplements every day.. In teh form of a suppository! Make him feel manly and rip it from his grasp at the same time!
ecila says:
Yeah.. that's just what we need.. Some hairy man-thing that tries to fight with everything that passes his cage o_O
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Yes, but think about the ravashings he'll do you when we let him out.
ecila says:
He does that already x.x
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
ROFL
ecila says:
I can't speak without him turning it into innuendo
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
That's a normal guy thing. But the lack of liking lesbians... Wow. That's just weird.
ecila says:
His jealousy meter is just higher than most mens
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Oh ho ho. I've got to go fuck with him now. *switches chat windows*
ecila says:
lawl


Meanwhile, in another chat window:

Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
No! We're talking about something else. You ask him. Download AIM, you cad.
Ryldlochar Kil'ett - Slave of the Spider says:
*stabkickhissgrowl*
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Ha ha ha!
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I'll ask him when the time is ripe.
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Ripe like your fiance. Man, when I get my hands on Alicia, I'm going to shove her against the wall and see how many hickies I can fit in various jewelry designs across her chest.
Chance says:
*stabstabstab*
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Then I'm going to rip her bra off, and worship her nipples with my tongue for a while. Did I mention my tongue is pierced? What kind of a noise do you think she'd make when the ball rubbed up against her nipples? Can I ask you another question? Should I remove her pants with my fingers or my teeth?
Chance says:
You're evil, you know that?
Chance says:
Good thing I have a lot of practice ignoring mods
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Does she moan alot? I love it when women growl out my name when I've made them cum a few times in a row.

[Massacre]

We were both typing quickly, that's why it's a bit "out of order."


Leg of Might: gotta shower
austrianskierF88: okie dokie
Leg of Might: i'm covered in sweat and car grime.
Leg of Might: bleah
austrianskierF88: Haha
austrianskierF88: Have fun... but not too much
Leg of Might: oh c'mon
Leg of Might: why not...
Leg of Might: !!
austrianskierF88: Fine, fine!
Leg of Might: WOOHOOO!!!
austrianskierF88: Have all the fun you want!
austrianskierF88: You're single, remember!
Leg of Might: nekkid time!!


A few minutes later...


Leg of Might: before i shower....
Leg of Might: how do you say "Ass to mouth" in German.
austrianskierF88: You can't have a picture.
Leg of Might: they say it..
austrianskierF88: Oh
Leg of Might: LOL!!