The Really Horrible Make-A-Wish Foundation

[Skie and Avery]

This is a game that got started on my KoL clan's forums, and I thought it was really hilarious and that us creative peeps here at 'Thanas could have a blast with it. Basically, a person makes a wish. The person below them then grants their wish, but twists it to ruin their lives and then makes a wish of their own.

Example: I wish for super strength.
Next person: You get super strength, but it's uncontrolled. While so forcefully pushing out a bowel movement, you give yourself terrible hemorrhoids, ending your love life for good.

I wish for...


See? Simple and fun.

I wish those were, indeed, the droids I was looking for.

[The Valkyrie]

They are the droids you are looking for, Miss Manda, but unfortunately they've been reprogrammed by Mr. Skywalker to hunt you down and make a new purse out of your skin. In fact you can hear them now whispering down the hole they've thrown you into "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again...".

Eww. Creepy.

Anyways,
I wish........ that.... I were married to Matthew McConaughey and we had a great sex life.

[Atzar]

Valk: Granted, but you find out that he has nineteen different kinds of STD's.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Daggertail]

Granted but it's one million dollars in a failed currency that's 1 dollar for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00 of the currency and you're buried under it.

I wish I was a god.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Granted, but the rest of the Gods in the heavens (and hells, while we're at it) are upset that someone reached their status without the millenia of peon-busting and vigorous training in god-like powers, so they cast you off to the inter-dimensional void.

I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind.

[Letho]

Your wish is granted, but at one point during a senseless carnage a thought occurs to you that you probably can't blow up your own mind with your new power. Well, you can.

I wish I wrote a best-seller.

[Karuka]

Granted, but it's a best-seller in Ethiopia, meaning it only sells some 50 copies and it was more expensive to get those copies there than the profit of selling them, and you're buried under the other 9,050 copies.

I wish college wasn't so expensive.

[Breaker]

You did, but then JK Rowling plagarised it and made way more money then you, then hit you with a lawsuit claiming you stole the ideas from her.

EDIT: Oops, beaten. Ok... college is no longer expensive, but because of this you now have nine thousand roomates. Work out a bathroom schedule for THAT!


I wish I wasn't such a horribly bitter person.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Your wish is granted, and you decide to try out your newfound love for humanity by hugging every stranger you come across, until you realize that the last person you hugged stole your brand new Rolex and your wallet, reminding you why people are scum.

I wish I had expert guitar playing skillzzz.

[Rigor Mortis]

Granted, but then you suck at Guitar Hero II because you're not used to the video game controls.

I wish I could fly.