Kially Challenge Two - That's what she said!

[Kially Gaith]

DOWNTIME UPDATE: Due to the downtime, instead of Christmas Eve as had been planned to end this, I will be ending this on the 27TH OF DECEMBER, MIDNIGHT GMT. Thanks to all who have entered so far!

Now, the idea of this contest is to make me laugh! And make me laugh hard!

The funniest three will each win a fate point.

Now, those who of you who are not familiar with the 'That's what she said' -game-, I'll explain it for you.

In conversation, usually be it through an IM client or IRC, there often comes a moment where adding 'That's what she said' after a conversation or line would result in a very comedic and humorous result, for example:

Kially: So yesterday, I bought a new XBOX360 and it came with all these leads.
Generic person: Yeah?
Kially: Seriously, there were tons!
Kially: I got it all together eventually though, but it left one lead over.
Kially: I couldn't find where to put it in!
Generic Person: That's what she said!

WHAM, I MADED A FUNNY.

So, that's the 'That's what she said' game. Come up with a humorous and funny conversation or monologue, ending it with 'That's what she said!'

You may add a light personal touch after 'That's what she said' but keep it brief, so it doesn't detract from the joke.

An example would be the following summary of an actual conversation I had

Kially: Yeah, you and your womens rights, you fight for years to get your dignity then you strip for money and stand on street corners.
Christoph: Dude, I'm a guy.
Kially: That's what she said...Wait...Fuck...