The day started like most other days for the machine. The sun rose, he stared at it blankly for a few minutes, blinked and went back his normal business. Which normally included doing a whole lot of nothing, with a whole lot of everything to do with absolutely nothing. In other words, stand and stare at the sun, and if he wasn't doing that, kill something.
Unlike all the previous days before this one however, this was one of those rare days where he actually did something rather than nothing.
Ho-ohly shit, would you just look at that?
From a distance of about a mile and a half, the milling masses of people stampeding through the warren streets of the bazaar looked more like ants than actual people. Very slow, clumsy and other wise retarded looking ants, but none the less, ants.
I know, just look at em. It's like that time when we kicked that ant hill in Concordia.
Umm, that was Corone.
Aren't they in the same place?
Yes, and no. Maybe. I'm not sure.
Uh-huh. Right, so now that we've established what they look like, what do we do now?
Have fun?
You mean like, fly down there, loot some buildings and kill a few people kind of fun? Or fly around playing pranks on all ready scared shit-less people fun?
Heh heh heh.
The machine shook his head, smiled, tipped his wings and glided silently toward the milling masses of people below him.
It's just another beautiful day in the neighborhood, beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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His landing could have effectively been called anything but graceful, as having three tons of body weight flying semi-uncontrolled toward the ground at near break neck speeds, into a swarming mass of moving bodies, just wasn't the safest thing to do!
But, he did it anyway and having counted at least four people he very literally smashed beneath his boots on his way down, he counted his ungraceful foot fall as more than covered for. Save for the fact that he now had a tiny patch of hair, with a few blotches of blood stuck to his boots and he had a sinking feeling that it would take more than just warm water and a wash cloth to get them off. He settled for shaking his boots a little to try and get most of the excess off.
Having finished that, the machine looked around and inhaled deeply. Right, so now what?
Pick a form, pick a shop, infiltrate and then Murder! Death! Kill!
That sound's oddly familiar.
I dunno.
Right.
A little boy, possibly about seven or eight years of age, broke off from the main body - if it could really be called a body. More like a flowing ocean of appendages and various other body parts - and sprinted toward where the machine was standing. A small smile crept onto the machines lips and he moved to intercept.
Catching the boy however, proved to be slightly more difficult then simply presenting ones massive presence before his small and meager eyes. The moment this happened the boy took one look at the six foot three figure of the machine, blinked and ran screaming in the other direction.
"Fuckin' shit," the machine mumbled, slapping his thigh while shaking his head. "Dammit boy, wait! I just want to talk!" It didn't work, the boy just kept running.
Shit, I have to find something else.
You could try her.
Who?
Her. Right there. In the blue.
The machine twisted his head to right, just in time to catch sight of a woman dressed in a blue blouse and white skirt duck behind a large stack of barrels.
Ah yes, I see. Thank you.
No problem.
Upon reaching the barrels however, the machine found himself staring at crumpled form of a now dead woman. She was laying, almost as if asleep, against the side of one of the barrels, a massive spot of crimson blood coagulating on her abdomen. Her eyes, stared blankly at the wall in front of her.
Fuck! Now what, genius?
Will it still work? I mean, she just died and what not. Could work.
Hmmm, it might. No better way to find out than to try.
The machine moved closer to the dead woman and knelt beside her, caring little if he knelt in the growing pool of blood beneath her. Extending his right hand, he places it softly against her cheek and closes his eyes. Moments later he opens them and looks down at himself.
Cool! It worked!
Indeed, as he was now in the form of the dead woman at his knees.
Now what?
Blood. Smear some on yourself, so as to make yourself look wounded.
Right.
Moments later, out from behind where just moments ago a tall blonde haired man had disappeared, stepped a blood smeared woman, dressed in a blue blouse and red stained white skirt. In seconds she joined the crowd that was streaming past, screaming at the top of her lungs, flailing her arms about and otherwise, causing havoc in an already chaotic situation.
Ha ha! This is kinda fun.
Just don't get too anxious, keep your eye out from some prime targets. We'll use this disguise to get behind them to 'safety' where we can then cause the most damage.
Right. Care if I still scream?
Oh, by all means. You have a wonderful screaming voice.
The machine and his crack-wise voice companion, plunged deeper into the very chaotic Bazaar, searching for that one perfect target, screaming the whole way.