So my friend Zack made me go to this link, and I about fell on the floor laughing so hard - especially when it came to the "dramatic reading" of this particular "work". Even the reader can't stop laughing near the end.
Click here for lots of lulz...
So my friend Zack made me go to this link, and I about fell on the floor laughing so hard - especially when it came to the "dramatic reading" of this particular "work". Even the reader can't stop laughing near the end.
Click here for lots of lulz...
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
See the safety of the life you have built
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart
And it's all
Right where it belongs
I couldn't get through it was so horrible...
There is no armour against Fate;
Death lays his icy hand on kings:
I think everyone has to start somewhere. For good sport, here is a link to the DBZ fanfiction I wrote my senior year of high school, when I was 16/17. :P Yeah, try and get through any of those without vomiting. And there were people who actually told me it was fabulous and bugged me at school wanting to know when the next piece would be up on fanfiction.net.
Don't cry for him or chase him
Just go out and replace him
With some good looking Tom, Dick or Jack
'Cos if your kisses won't hold the man you love
Then your tears won't bring him back
- Rasputina -
lol, i read the first chapeter and my head hurt, hope thats not what my writings are like,
I can feel my retinas burning.
This can't have any effort put into it whatsoever, or else the laws of physics have suddenly erased themselves.
I don't care if it hurts, I want to have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
There's no way I will ever read that bullshit. A brief look is far more than enough already...fucking hell...
Resurrected for massive torture,
he couldn't be further from the truce.
A godslaughtering-murder-machine,
walking to the symphony of the deceived.
Loveless. Godless. Flawless.
- Level 5 -
- Gräuel -
Greatest novel in history.
"I think I did as well as might be expected, seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon Bonaparte." - Prime Minister David Lloyd George, on President Woodrow Wilson and Premier Georges Clemenceau in Paris, 1919.
"The Ziggy Stardust cut is the only cool mullet that there's ever been." - Barney Hoskyns
You people wouldn't know good writing if it was so horrible you couldn't tell it was amazing.
Yes. The furries always did know who was an excellent writer.Originally Posted by Enther
Bastards never die.
You all are just preps for not realizing the greatness of "My Immortal."
Okay, I can't type that with a straight face. My true reaction falls closer to "Uuugh! Facepalm facepalm facepalm urg!"
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