Random IM Conversations (Part V)

[Christoph]

absentwizard: Also, things that are faster than the speed of light have imaginary mass.
absentwizard: So they can never become slower than the speed of light.
Christoph: I'm pretty sure that imaginary mass doesn't actually exist in the real world.
absentwizard: If they hit something and lose kinetic energy, they go faster.
absentwizard: Well, we haven't been able to detect it yet.
Christoph: So, what you're saying is that imaginary objects move at faster than the speed of light and get faster when they slow down.
absentwizard: Correct.
absentwizard: Also, they are ALWAYS moving backwards in time.
Christoph: Sounds about right. Physicists are so full of crap, lol.

[Visla Eraclaire]

Some people call their unprovable assertions religion. Some people call them advanced theoretical physics.

[Connor Lacuna]

absentwizard: Also, things that are faster than the speed of light have imaginary mass.
absentwizard: So they can never become slower than the speed of light.
Christoph: I'm pretty sure that imaginary mass doesn't actually exist in the real world.
absentwizard: If they hit something and lose kinetic energy, they go faster.
absentwizard: Well, we haven't been able to detect it yet.
Christoph: So, what you're saying is that imaginary objects move at faster than the speed of light and get faster when they slow down.
absentwizard: Correct.
absentwizard: Also, they are ALWAYS moving backwards in time.
Christoph: Sounds about right. Physicists are so full of crap, lol.

So, this is what happened after I left that conversation, isn't it?

I got kicked off by a power outage. Seems fitting, for all that talk of God we had.

[Gunslinger]

Anglekos: My Wizard's Aspects: "Aspects: ...And The Gunslinger Followed; Tall, Mean And Ugly; A Strange Man In A Strange Land...Again; I Don't Like Magic; The Last Gunslinger."
BETCHA CAN'T GUESS WHAT HE IS LOL
A Warped Mind: ...I DUNNO, MAN.
HE COULD BE A BOWMAN.
OR POSSIBLY A POOL PLAYER WHO USES A MAGICAL CUE TO CAST HIS SPELLS

[Christoph]

Thread necromancy! Arise... ARISE!

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BlackAndBlueEyes: I think once I turn Madison into a ticking plague bomb, I should do a solo about her adjusting to her new... condition
BlackAndBlueEyes: She won't go "boom", really.
BlackAndBlueEyes: But she will essentially be poisonous to the touch.
Christoph: Ticking plague bomb? Lol.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Once I get close to leveling up, I'm going to embark on a quest that ends with her being cursed.
Inwuhou: ... I think I have a Fairy of Diseases somewhere down here in the pile.
BlackAndBlueEyes: She essentially becomes toxic.
Inwuhou: Toxic to what?
Christoph: Huh. Don't let Elijah find her. He may decide that fire is the only cure.
Inwuhou: "I'm gonna lie, it's going to hurt like a real #*!(, but you've got to look beyond that !@#. You've gotta embrace the flames, because that's the only truth. Transcendence, #!$#."
BlackAndBlueEyes: Let's see, what am I planning for Maddy...
BlackAndBlueEyes: Poisonous touch and breath, blood that's pure plague...
BlackAndBlueEyes: Her skin certainly won't look good.
Inwuhou: Spit?
BlackAndBlueEyes: The ability to store toxins in her body; a concept I'll explore later.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Something between spit and projectile vomit.
Inwuhou: You may also want to specify toxic to what. For example, consider oxygen. Horribly toxic to anaerobes.
Christoph: She'll definitely be a servant of the Chaos God Nurgle.
Inwuhou: ... the ... uh... projectile vomit image is kinda disturbing
Christoph: Lol. There are Skyrim enemies that do that.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Essentially, she's going to become a bastardized version of a poison mage.
Christoph: Sounds icky.
BlackAndBlueEyes: It'll be something fun and different.
Christoph: Apparently he got the impression that Madison was the slightest bit sexually appealing to some small percentage of readers, and he couldn't have that.
Inwuhou: He might start engaging a weird fetishistic demographic
BlackAndBlueEyes: She's not.
Christoph: No, she's not. But he had to be sure.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Although when she's allowed her toxin supply to build up, she'll fill out her corset and jeans a little bit.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Which she probably won't object to.
Christoph: That... is somewhat grotesque.
BlackAndBlueEyes: I won't let it get to http://www.blogiversity.org/blog​s/f...me​r.jpg
Christoph: Rofl. That'd be amazing
Inwuhou: This reminds me a bit of a Cancer Mage
BlackAndBlueEyes: And certainly not http://itserver.montytech.net/St​ude...2-spitter1.jpg
BlackAndBlueEyes: She'll just look... healthier.
BlackAndBlueEyes: All things considered.
Christoph: http://images.wikia.com/warhamme​r40...ean_One_ss.jpg
BlackAndBlueEyes: That's sexy.
Christoph: Oh yeah.
Christoph: Think of all the extra orifices.
BlackAndBlueEyes: >.<

[Ebivoulya]

[Ebivoulya] How do you feel about the issues?
[Elthas_Belthasar] what issues?
[Ebivoulya] All the issues.
[Ebivoulya] The important ones, anyways.
[Ebivoulya] People want to know if you support what's happening.
[Elthas_Belthasar] you mean on Althanas in general?
[Ebivoulya] Were you aware of the existence of those tapes?
[Elthas_Belthasar] lol.
[Ebivoulya] There's talk of impeachment.
[Ebivoulya] Don't laugh at this, sir, this is serious.
[Ebivoulya] The voters want to know.
[Elthas_Belthasar] sorry i find this sort of talk really humerous.
[Elthas_Belthasar] cause im not entirely sure if you're talking about Althanas or the elections
[Ebivoulya] All I want to know is your thoughts on the current administration.
[Jasmine] *snrk* of althanas?
[Elthas_Belthasar] i didnt vote Obama, but i respect him if that's what you mean.
[Ebivoulya] So you don't deny the rumors, then?
[Elthas_Belthasar] im not up on current events, what rumors?
[Elthas_Belthasar] you'd have to give me a point of reference here.
[Roc] lol
[Ebivoulya] Don't play ignorant, those files had your name all over them.
[Elthas_Belthasar] mine? rofl.
[Elthas_Belthasar] i doubt first of all that you even know my name :D .
[Ebivoulya] So you agree you've been hiding things from the voters, then?
[Elthas_Belthasar] lemme see...not that my opinion would really matter here, but i suppose im keeping more than one secret.
[Ebivoulya] Thank you for your honesty. Hopefully we can expect that sort of candor at the upcoming press conference.

Live at 5.

[Ebivoulya]

Double-post for awesome. Warning: Contains depictions of vagina-spelunking.

[Thorne] Ebi, fetch my spongling mitts!
[Ebivoulya] Mitts fetched. Here you go.
Thorne filches through Jebby's spongle
[Ebivoulya] AH THINK SHE NEEDS ANAHTHA ONE.
Thorne roots around elbow deep in Jebby
[Ebivoulya] Deeper.
Thorne recreates the Trainspotting scene, in Jebby
[Ebivoulya] Excellent.
[Ebivoulya] I hear we lost several divers down there last week.
Thorne screams out, muffled
[Thorne] Grab my ankles, pull!!
Ebivoulya pulls
Roc pulls
[Ebivoulya] HEAVE
Roc heaves
Ebivoulya heaves
Thorne plops out, trailing who the hell knows what fluids and effluvia.
[Thorne] Thanks lads, another few seconds, and she'd a' had me
[Ebivoulya] Good job, everyone.
Thorne passes around gold dubloons
[Thorne] I've found where the Bermuda Triangle empties out
[Ebivoulya] So, did you find the sunken- YOU FOUND IT.
[Ebivoulya] We'll be rich.
Thorne shakes his head
[Thorne] here, there be monsters
[Thorne] This'un has crabs so big, in her patch, they be lobsters!!
[Ebivoulya] Is it Sparta?
[Thorne] It's worse...
Thorne shows them the French flag he found
[Thorne] THIS. IS. VAGIIIIINNNAAAAAA!!!
Ebivoulya kick

[Mordelain]

I can feel my IQ dropping even further into mundane normalcy...

[Abbie]

[Ebivoulya] Only the internet could have cyncism for the educational system, a discussion on intelligence, and a striptease all on the same page.

Truth.

[Dissinger]

[Dissinger] hmm to burrito or not to burrito
[Christoph] What kind?
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Burrito.
[Christoph] Chicken burrito? If so, then yes.
[Christoph] Or steak. Mmmmm
[Dissinger] Carne Asada heretic!
[Dissinger] THERE SHALL BE ONLY BEEF NO CHICKEN!
[Mordelain] Neither...Fahjita all the way.
[Dissinger] NO CHICKEN!
[Dissinger] VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
[Dissinger] In the grim darkness fo the far future, there is only beef!
[Dissinger] Moohammer 40,000