There was a knock at the door as terminator still tried to figure out whether he'd just had sex.
From outside the bar/pub/tavern/inn/I've forgotten okay! a little voice spoke up "Please sir, can I have some more?"
"MOOOORE!" Screamed terminator eyeball claw man machine thing.
He stabbed the kid in the face with both sets of claws. Just because he could #vicious
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"Holy shi-"
You can't say that word.
"What word? Shi--"
I SAID NO.
"HEY, FUCK YOU. Wait. I can say fuck and not sh-"
Come on dude. Just stop trying to say it.
"Fine. Can you stop the fat, ugly bitch from falling on me?"
I got you, bro.
*stops time and moves Tobias*
"You're a boss, dude."
I do what I can. Now, go forth and make love to the Orlogue girl.
"What?"
Don't ask questions. Just go.
And forward he went, to victory.
Even a well-lit place can hide salvation
A map to a one-man maze that never sees the sun
Where the lost are the heroes
And the thieves are left to drown
Calm and Cold, and how they became Mithril.
Kyla watched as yet another guy came after her. "We need some vagina's up in here!"
Suddenly a magic spell came to mind. "Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!"
Suddenly a dozen State Farm agents appeared, all of them beautiful females.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
~~ Ashleigh Brilliant
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
~~Dr. Laurence J. Peter
You might as well stand and fight because if you run, you will only die tired.
-- Sei Shin Kan
Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it.
-- Anon
And Kvothe saw the Diablo rip-off go super-saiyan, so he did too, and his magneto helmet flew off to smack Ioder, because Erikvothe's power level was 10937496023709tuwreiohgwi83hw98230r8seventrillion.
Then he shot laser beams at Kyla FROM HIS EYES, because FUCK YOU SEI i'M GONNA HAVE EM TOO
Then Tobi did something and I chased him down and sold him some knives.
EDIT: AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB~
“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”
“Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
Grond stands up after bowled down by a flying man then bites off the appendage that had slapped him.
He then starts to limp his way over towards another section of the room to start feasting on more flesh.
The time of the zombies have come ~ Grond The Zombie
Able to infect:
Mammals
Familiars: 1
Zan the Zombie Hound
NPC Army Roster: 2925
2879 Animals
5 wolves; 9 cats; 3 dogs; 1,500 mice, 600 rabbits, 25 bears, 40 cows, 2 bulls, 45 moose, 500 squirrels, 100 raccoon, 50 skunks
46 Human
15 men, 15 women, 8 boys, 8 girls
Marked people: 4
0 men, 0 women, 2 Boys, 2 Girls
The ogre then continued his fall, but being a being of this size has repercussions after all. Ioder was to massive and fell straight threw the floor and continued to fall even straight into the ground causing a tectonic shift disturbing the fault line. The building's foundation began to move and quite rapidly hunny boo boo's mom caused and earthquake with her jelly rolls.
There will be blood.
(09:19:09) Max_Dirks: (whispers) nah I've read your stuff, you're trash like an emerald isn't a ruby
Luckily the state farm agents to the brunt of the lazer vision. Kyla sighed in relief as three of them melted into pools of rotting flesh and other yucky stuff.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
~~ Ashleigh Brilliant
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
~~Dr. Laurence J. Peter
You might as well stand and fight because if you run, you will only die tired.
-- Sei Shin Kan
Only a warrior chooses pacifism; others are condemned to it.
-- Anon
By this point, there was flesh, fire, women and chaos everywhere. Something clicked inside term's programming. An event trigger that hadn't even been unit tested!
All of a sudden, the term stood up, deciding that he HAD had sex. "HASTA LA VEESTA BABY! I'm no longer a virgin! Look at my studly self all strutting up in this piece!"
Honestly, he was dancing like a moron. But hey, at least he wasn't a virgin any more!
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Ioder screwed the terminator? Gotcha Cheching
There will be blood.
(09:19:09) Max_Dirks: (whispers) nah I've read your stuff, you're trash like an emerald isn't a ruby
I think so. If not, HE thinks so. At least he's happy, okay? Man, why you gotta be such a downer! :P
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