Leoric hung his head and chuckled under his breath as a breeze wrapped around him before howling through the forest.
“You are correct that I was drunk not too long ago, but seeing a ghost, slamming your face into a tree, twisting your ankle, and having to fight for ones life next to a scary wolf-lady kinda sobers a person pretty quickly. And as far as seeming formal? You should feel lucky that I just saw a ghost and don't feel like being my usual self today.”
Leoric sighed as he looked at the ground blankly, his eyes were a pale hue of what they once were. His grin faded from his face as he remembered all the broken promises to his master. The one stipulation for agreeing to train Leoric was that he could never give in to the temptation of women or booze. That was all Leoric ever did. He spent countless nights in bars picking up the beautiful ladies and getting drunk. Those ladies were usually gone before sunrise so he never worried about if they were beautiful because of the booze or not. He shook his head as he came back to his senses. He smirked as he stood up and stared limping towards the Inn. He turned around to his companion and his grin grew.
“Come on girl, don't you wanna go get some food? Food? You want some food?” He patted his legs as he started chuckling. “Oh! And don't forget, if I wanted you dead, it wouldn't have been a challenge.”
Leoric knew what was going to come next. They may have both been injured by two very different means, but that didn't mean he couldn't attempt to cheer himself up with a little hand to hand combat.