This one is one of Raziel's originals, but since he's sleeping right now, I'll do the honors.
Ahem.
"My d*** is like Webster's Dictionary. Let's go back to my place and I'll put some words into your mouth."
I'm afraid to try this one in a club, the whole "dead" look doesn't suit me.
Rar.
Guy: What's the strangest place you'd want to have sex in?
Girl: uhh.. a hall closet? You?
Guy: A graveyard
Girl: Eh, I don't think I'd be into that...
Guy: It's ok, you'll die eventually.
CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS! IT'S COMPLETELY STOLEN! And I don't care
Famous last words. Written by Seraphima*Patting the ground*
"Where'd my scythe go?"
How could you pass on a classic like:
You know, I was actually one of the best performers at the traveling carnival. I'm a skilled pro. What? You don't believe me? Come sit on my mustache and I'll guess your weight.
Ok, it ain't that good, but....
"My favorite color is 12, what's yours?"
"Huh?"
"I'm sorry, nothing makes sense when i'm around you."
(I actually think nekoprince has the best, er... worst ones at the moment.)
Edit: just remembered one from the movie notting hill.
Seen on a teeshirt
Front side says "you are the most beautiful woman in the entire world"
Back side says "Fancy a Fuck?"
Last edited by Crystal Suncrest; 11-06-07 at 07:54 AM.
How strong is Crystal? Strong enough to carry a purse full of money and a fork.
To avoid any misunderstandings, Crystal Isn't as brave as she appears. She is just too inexperienced to know that she needs to be afraid.
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God I didn't know this thread existed, or I would've posted in this a Looooooooooooong time ago.
Anyways, here's mine.
"These finger's aren't just used for writin', ya know."
"I'm not russian, but my fingers are."
"God, I'd love to see my Middle Pillar in your Tree of Life." Gotta love Qabalah pick-ups.
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"Looking at you, I kinda feel like a deer. Caught in headlights."
"My resume' includes basketball skills, baseball skills, and bedroom skills. Care to play?"
For those who want to pick up the guys:
"I don't play hardball. I play handball."
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I've gotten this once. x.x
"Hey there sweet thing, I bet you taste just like honey."
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940)
I'll chuck in one for the Old Age Pensioners.
"Oh helllllooooo.... who am I?"
"The measure of a man is not in the pain he throws forth or takes in, it all stands to determination, if you can maintain a clear footing and not faulter at any challenge you rise above any that have more talent or strength but lack the mind-set and stubborness to pull it off" - Denada MacCallum
"Mongrel or Pure blooded,what does it matter, for the beast dosen`t reside in me, it is me"
"All my deeds can be taken and seen for what they are... thats up to you"
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