Random IM Conversations (Part V)

[Ebivoulya]

EbivoulyaShinak (12:29:33 AM): There's a bed and a book with my name on it; luckily not literally, or I'd be one of those lame people that puts their name on all their stuff.
GlaciesTerra (12:29:47 AM): Um
EbivoulyaShinak (12:29:55 AM): Hah, you do that, don't you?
GlaciesTerra (12:29:56 AM): Now I feel like crap
EbivoulyaShinak (12:30:02 AM): I love it when that happens.

[Lavinian Ambition]

[15:31] SethDahlios: I'm more saying it so you know I didn't mind ;)
[15:32] blackdecadence19: Yeah, yeah, but I tend to ignore the obvious. Besides, Megan basically told me to do it, at the threatening of my penis being chopped off, so...:P
[15:33] SethDahlios: Really? Megan said that?
[15:33] blackdecadence19: Basically. I wouldn't quote me on that, though. ;)
[15:33] SethDahlios: Oh fuck that, I'm quoting

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: just attempting to do some writing and relaxing after school. Sniffling, sneezing and generally feeling miserable, yourself?
SethDahlios: My throat hurts
SethDahlios: alot
Sukoda Fox: *gives ice ccream*
SethDahlios: Licking apparently hurts alot
Sukoda Fox: don't lick, just swallow.
SethDahlios: /chortle
SethDahlios: Thats what she said
Sukoda Fox: and you weren't complaining.
SethDahlios: no, not at all
SethDahlios: Hrmm cough drop a go go
Sukoda Fox: lol
SethDahlios: SUck on that awhile..
Sukoda Fox: no thanks, I'm not very good at sucking.

[Lord Anglekos]

[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:51:23 PM] blackdecadence19: Mangonectarwtf?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:51:30 PM] blackdecadence19: Hey there.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:53:24 PM] superfluospooner: Only the most delicious stuff EVAR
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:53:26 PM] superfluospooner: Hai
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:54:18 PM] blackdecadence19: I'd beg to differ, but I cannot think of something better. D:
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:56:42 PM] superfluospooner: =\
[Wed Apr 22 2009 02:57:36 PM] blackdecadence19: I don't eat a large variety of food it seems. How're you?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:12:12 PM] superfluospooner: Fine, thank you
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:12:14 PM] superfluospooner: How're you?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:13:10 PM] blackdecadence19: Sore+tired as hell, but good. Had an alright night.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:13:05 PM] superfluospooner: that's good.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:13:06 PM] superfluospooner: :]
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:13:50 PM] blackdecadence19: Mhm. You didn't sleep, did you.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:13:36 PM] superfluospooner: lol no
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:14:21 PM] blackdecadence19: *throttles* Get..some...sleep..sometime! (Well, aren't I the hypocrite the year.)
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:14:44 PM] blackdecadence19: What do you do all night instead?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:03 PM] superfluospooner: went to a shrine
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:06 PM] superfluospooner: took pictures
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:08 PM] superfluospooner: met a guy
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:12 PM] superfluospooner: talked about my pictures
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:23 PM] superfluospooner: talked about how it was illegal to be there after 10 PM
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:51 PM] blackdecadence19: haha
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:32 PM] superfluospooner: talked about how he was the security guard
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:15:41 PM] superfluospooner: talked about how we have a date later
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:50 PM] blackdecadence19: Sounds like something out of a romance novel.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:58 PM] blackdecadence19: ;)
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:44 PM] superfluospooner: If it were
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:47 PM] superfluospooner: he'd be handsome
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:49 PM] superfluospooner: and scottish
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:53 PM] superfluospooner: and I'd be blonde
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:16:56 PM] superfluospooner: and divorced
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:07 PM] superfluospooner: with my ex-husband out to kill me
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:13 PM] superfluospooner: because he got stuck with the kids
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:19 PM] superfluospooner: and I don't pay child support.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:22 PM] superfluospooner: I should be a writer.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:23 PM] superfluospooner: lol
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:11 PM] blackdecadence19: My DAD should be a writer. He's got ideas that...well...they're good.
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:17:59 PM] superfluospooner: I was joking
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:04 PM] superfluospooner: that'd be one cheesy ass novel
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:08 PM] superfluospooner: you should steal his ideas
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:11 PM] superfluospooner: and share them with me
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:14 PM] superfluospooner: then I'll steal them from you
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:17 PM] superfluospooner: and write them
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:57 PM] blackdecadence19: *lifts eyebrow* Why can't I be the writer?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:58 PM] blackdecadence19: Hmm?
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:54 PM] superfluospooner: I feel you write for one love and one love only
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:18:57 PM] superfluospooner: and that would be
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:19:00 PM] superfluospooner: althanas
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:19:01 PM] superfluospooner: lmao
[Wed Apr 22 2009 03:19:41 PM] blackdecadence19: *clutches heart* Alas, you know me too well!

[Aiko]

Said at work, but still worthy of putting here.

Boss: Hoyrel, is my parking lot clear?
Me: 'fraid not sir, there's a dense fog covering the entire parking lot, can't see a thing out there.
Boss: smart ass.

[Lavinian Ambition]

[17:02] SethDahlios: SO, I've discovered SOil Work
[17:03] Sukoda Fox: Heh, it's Soilwork and they're a pretty good band. I've seen them live.
[17:04] SethDahlios: Yeah, I decided to grab a song form a PvP video I watched on a lark last night, Distortion Sleep.
[17:04] Sukoda Fox: ahh, all right. My favourite CD from them in Natural Born Chaos.
[17:05] SethDahlios: Cool, I may pick it up given a chance
[17:05] Sukoda Fox: do it! :p
[17:05] SethDahlios: just might
[17:05] SethDahlios: Don't tempt me!
[17:06] Sukoda Fox: Do it, bitch!
[17:06] SethDahlios: Ouch...you play too rough
[17:06] SethDahlios: my impeccably thin skin is having me bleed all over my keyboard!
[17:06] SethDahlios: ;)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Rofil Mao (12:50:07 PM): ugh. i got 25 minutes to produce one more liner.
Rofil Mao (12:50:13 PM): rar.
Oberst Christoph (12:50:44 PM): hmm?
Rofil Mao (12:50:52 PM): for my advanced radio production class
Rofil Mao (12:51:15 PM): you know those things on radio stations that usually last 5-10 seconds, where its a witty quip then the station's name and motto?
Oberst Christoph (12:51:34 PM): Yeah
Rofil Mao (12:51:39 PM): i hate doing those.
Oberst Christoph (12:51:46 PM): Sounds like it'd be fun.
Rofil Mao (12:52:03 PM): you'd be surprised how hard it is to come up with something like that that's short
Rofil Mao (12:52:13 PM): :30 and :60 spots are a breeze
Rofil Mao (12:52:19 PM): but liners? warg!
Oberst Christoph (12:52:44 PM): Pfft. Those are easy to do. Like your mother. 89.7 FM, for all your newest Hit Music!
Oberst Christoph (12:52:45 PM): See?
Oberst Christoph (12:52:46 PM): >.>
Oberst Christoph (12:52:50 PM): <.<
Rofil Mao (12:53:01 PM): le sigh.

[Tainted Bushido]

[15:12] VR Slashfan GNR: Solid. My character'll jump on the back of the horse, thank Drusila, and then they ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
[15:12] SethDahlios: Some trashy lesbianism implying song playing in the backgrounds, like Six Pence non the richer.
[15:12] VR Slashfan GNR: Lol, yeah.
[15:12] VR Slashfan GNR: gotta appeal to the male judges, after all.
[15:13] SethDahlios: Even some of the female ones..
[15:13] VR Slashfan GNR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swTrjqOpdrs
[15:13] VR Slashfan GNR: lol
[15:14] SethDahlios: Perfect
[15:14] VR Slashfan GNR: WHY DO YOU COME HERE
[15:14] VR Slashfan GNR: WHEN YOU KNOW IVE GOT TROUBLES ENOUGH?
[15:14] VR Slashfan GNR: perfect

[Witchblade]

Sukoda Fox: Hey
Botfan: hello
Sukoda Fox: what's up?
Botfan: nothing to much, and you?
Sukoda Fox: Just got in from school, having a nice glass of wine and relaxing.
Botfan: and you came to talk to lil ol me?
Botfan: I feel honored
Sukoda Fox: teehee ^_^ we sadly don't talk very often. I am trying to rectify that.
Botfan: The last girl that told me that ripped my heart apart while it was still in the blender....
Sukoda Fox: *coughs* ah well... I am, thankfully, not that violent. I just shoot people with a paintballs.

***
Botfan: so how may I entertain you today?
Sukoda Fox: I don't need entertainment, just some conversation.
Botfan: and what would you wish to discuss
Sukoda Fox: lol, the quantitative effects of a blackhole on the surrounding subatomic particles.
Botfan: It all gets sucked in similar to a hooker on prom night

***

Sukoda Fox: gah! *ducks and rolls out of the way, throwing one pillow at you*
Botfan: Not a pillow-doken! *grabs pillow to defend*
Sukoda Fox: *turns around and faces you, grabbing a secondary pillow* Oh yeah? Yeah well, I have no idea what that is... so... *kicks a coffee table at you*
Botfan: MEEP! *rotates pillow out and grabs bigger one* PILLOW FIGHT MEANS PILLOWS
Sukoda Fox: What is this, the American pussy version of pillow fighting, or the Canadian version of pillow fighting? *tackles you*
Botfan: *rolls with the hit, places foot on stomach, kicks off*
Botfan: When the hell did pillows involve tackling
Botfan: *prepares pillow cannon*
Sukoda Fox: *prepares potato gun* bite me, bitch!
Botfan: *lights end on fire, fires flaming pillow
Botfan: *
Botfan: EAT FALMING PILLOWS!
Sukoda Fox: *fires potato gun at the same time, hitting flaming pillow and exploding the two into flaming potato and feather pieces* duck and cover!
Botfan: holy shit! *grabs the coffee table to protect us*
Sukoda Fox: hmm... remind me next time that pillow gun and potato gun do not mix well, especially when fire is involved.
Botfan: *looks into your eyes* But it did bring us closer together
Sukoda Fox: *pats your cheek* keep dreaming
Botfan: You touched me, that's a plus isn;t it?

[Arsène]

On Burying my Cat:

Sirusv2ptO (5:29:15 PM): Did you say a pagan chant and a prayer to satan to get Trowah into Cat Nirvana?
AngelicMalice15 (5:29:40 PM): I dumped him in a shallow grave and covered it with rocks

[Fibonacci]

00:18] AngelicMalice15: David Bowie was the first white person on Soul Train
[00:18] AngelicMalice15: EVER
[00:19] Sirusv2ptO: You act like you have some kind of hard on for him.
[00:19] AngelicMalice15: I'd basically kill you for a chance to meet him
[00:19] AngelicMalice15: And not one of those pussy mercy killings
[00:19] AngelicMalice15: Hardcore butchering
[00:19] AngelicMalice15: So
[00:19] AngelicMalice15: Watchout for that
[00:21] AngelicMalice15: Seriously
[00:22] Sirusv2ptO: I'd kill you for a klondike bar.
[00:23] Sirusv2ptO: So watch out for that.

[Arsène]

You know, you could just buy one.

[Visla Eraclaire]

In the course of a scrabble game where Arsene is losing by over 200 points

Windows Visla (10:42:13 PM): at least tell me you've never played scrabble before or some similar excuse
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:33 PM): I actually have no
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:34 PM): t
AngelicMalice15 (10:42:40 PM): I've also never played Risk
Windows Visla(10:43:01 PM): Risk is a game of luck and attrition
Windows Visla (10:43:12 PM): just like real war

PS- Final Score:

Visla: 504
Arsene: 175

[Arsène]

You beat me by over 300 points. That was your goal.

Burn for it.

[Karuka]

While we were discussing one of his posts...

AlexTheLlamas (8:16:35 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:16:54 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:16:58 PM):
Loquelf (8:17:07 PM): Why are you sending me blank messages?
Loquelf (8:17:09 PM): O_o
AlexTheLlamas (8:17:26 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:17:28 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:17:49 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:17:51 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:18:01 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (8:18:22 PM):

[Witchblade]

Botfan: you see, when a man and a woman are together...
Botfan: and both drunk off their rockers
Botfan: they do what we call a mistake...
Botfan: where the man convinces a woman who is far hotter than he to sleep with them, or vice versa
Sukoda Fox: lol
Botfan: the man takes off his pants, like sooo
Botfan: *zzziiiiipppp*
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: *stares*
Sukoda Fox: What is that?
Botfan: and then he says something husky and inviting, and the woman natrually gravitates towards it, touching it, stroking it...the back of her mind wondering if she should...lick it...
Sukoda Fox: ...
Botfan: Then, after something they call foreplay, the woman takes off her pants.
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Botfan: *waits patiently*
Sukoda Fox: *looks down at pants*
Sukoda Fox: Mommy, he's trying to get me to take my clothes off! *runs away*
Botfan: *curses* not again
Sukoda Fox: I don't wanna touch the naughty area!

[Witchblade]

Oberst Christoph: I got the coolest idea for an RPG setting EVER!
Sukoda Fox: oh?
Oberst Christoph: ****land
Sukoda Fox: interesting
Oberst Christoph: The ****** **** regime has had it up to HERE with the GBMR (**** ** ***** **), and it's up to the PCs to save *****land and defend the Castle.
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: okay
Sukoda Fox: were you high when you came up with this idea?
Oberst Christoph: Ye-NO!
Sukoda Fox: Drunk?
Oberst Christoph: ON GENIUS!
Sukoda Fox: o.O sure, genius... so that's what they're calling it on the streets now.

[Breaker]

AlexTheLlamas (7:55:52 PM): dude i just wrote this sick metaphor
Scr 10 12 82 (7:56:01 PM): oh?
AlexTheLlamas (7:56:13 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (7:56:16 PM): fuck!
AlexTheLlamas (7:56:24 PM): i hate this program, just a sec
Scr 10 12 82 (7:56:28 PM): lol
Scr 10 12 82 (7:56:28 PM): k
AlexTheLlamas (7:56:41 PM): Beyond the stone wall which surrounded Silverton’s estates rose the northern Jagged Mountains. They tore at the new morning’s baby blue sky like a rusted bone saw. Josh remembered the district of warehouses and the long pier which lay shy of those impassive stone teeth.
Scr 10 12 82 (7:57:12 PM): it's a simile and a metaphor genius.
AlexTheLlamas (7:57:43 PM): haha i was just generalizing, pretty much all literary devices are metaphors
Scr 10 12 82 (7:57:50 PM): lol.
Scr 10 12 82 (7:57:52 PM): no...
Scr 10 12 82 (7:57:53 PM):
AlexTheLlamas (7:57:59 PM): sure they are
Scr 10 12 82 (7:58:04 PM): not quite
AlexTheLlamas (7:58:12 PM): exmple :P
Scr 10 12 82 (7:58:21 PM): allusions, just not to previous literary works.
AlexTheLlamas (7:59:24 PM): alright, i'll give you that one, but hyperbole, simile, personnification, onomatopeea however that's spelled... the're all metaphors
Scr 10 12 82 (7:59:50 PM): keeping in mind one of the most important pieces of writing advice i ever got..."too much relational imagery leads the reader away from the reality and to the image"
AlexTheLlamas (8:00:39 PM): hmm... i'd agree to that. i try to make my imagery run in themes so the image complements the writing
AlexTheLlamas (8:00:54 PM): i'm very bad at it, mind you.
Scr 10 12 82 (8:01:15 PM): lol

[Godhand]

AngelicMalice15: You know what's terrible?
Jack Raynes: The Holocaust?
AngelicMalice15: Going to a club, and hearing a bad song made worse
Jack Raynes: Oh.

[Arsène]

Friend (10:37:41 PM): they built a life size gundam in odaiba
AngelicMalice15 (10:37:55 PM): If you visit that, I'm going to disown you
Friend (10:38:50 PM): but it lights up
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:13 PM): Kate. This is how it all starts.
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:28 PM): Next you'll get into it, and find out the AI computer system only wants you piloting it
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:37 PM): Then Aliens invade, and your gundam is our only hope
AngelicMalice15 (10:39:52 PM): Until you realize I've joined with the aliens as their ace pilot using an Alien gundam
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:00 PM): And then what kate?
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:11 PM): A massive dogfight over Japan?
Friend (10:40:29 PM): XD
AngelicMalice15 (10:40:34 PM): Exactly

[Sighter Tnailog]

Static Valor (5:05:55 PM):
Creno05051978 (4:43:20 PM): yo bro whats poppen?

Static Valor (4:44:18 PM): Not much. How about you?

Creno05051978 (4:44:36 PM): doing all right my friend

Creno05051978 (4:52:00 PM): I got my SSI check today
SighterGoliant (5:06:03 PM): OMG
SighterGoliant (5:06:08 PM): WTF is that?
Static Valor (5:06:35 PM): I think it is like welfare.
SighterGoliant (5:07:04 PM): Ah, hahaha. Isn't he like, a Republican?
Static Valor (5:07:08 PM):
Oberst Christoph (4:09:10 PM): I noticed. Sighter hasn't either. It's strange that you've both been around on what could almost be considered a "regular basis" lately

Static Valor (4:09:44 PM): Maybe we're both the same person.

Oberst Christoph (4:09:49 PM): dun dun dun!

Oberst Christoph (4:09:55 PM): This is madness!

Static Valor (5:07:29 PM): Yes! A Republican Satanist.
Static Valor (5:07:32 PM): These people.
SighterGoliant (5:07:36 PM): Sighter hasn't either? Hasn't what?
Static Valor (5:07:52 PM): Been on AIM much.
SighterGoliant (5:07:57 PM): Ah.
SighterGoliant (5:08:06 PM): It is kind of weird that you were on around the same time I was.
SighterGoliant (5:08:17 PM): I didn't realize you hadn't been on much though.
Static Valor (5:08:17 PM): No, it's really weird.
Static Valor (5:08:28 PM): You started using AIM again like the same day I did, evidently.
SighterGoliant (5:08:36 PM): Ahahahaha

[Saxon]

[02:23] Sirusv2ptO: Sex is dangerous, and if it wasn't so much fun nobody would do it. Ever.
[02:23] Necathys: Sitting in the front row
[02:23] Necathys: SOmething from House, if I remember well
[02:23] Necathys: Though it was more along the lines of
[02:23] Sirusv2ptO: Along the same lines.
[02:23] Sirusv2ptO: I paraphrased. =D
[02:24] Necathys: Sex is loud, ugly, messy, and the whole human race would've died if it wasn't so much fun
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: But the fact your canadian and watch House is +1.
[02:24] Necathys: Not sure on the adjective
[02:24] Necathys: *adjectives
[02:24] Necathys: Do you actually think Canadians don't have Fox or Global?
[02:24] Necathys: We pretty much watch the same things you do
[02:25] Necathys: Except for novelty channels
[02:25] Necathys: Well, Canadians with cable, at least.
[02:25] Sirusv2ptO: No, I often thought they sit at home and stare at the wall until the desire to sleep hits them. Then they crawl into their patch of straw and dream about the day Canada will take on the American Empire.
[02:25] Necathys: Straw? That's a new spin
[02:25] Necathys: Usually it's igloos
[02:25] Necathys: and igloo beds
[02:26] Necathys: And igloo electrical outlet
[02:26] Necathys: made of ice
[02:26] Necathys: With ice wiring, too.
[02:26] Sirusv2ptO: Nah, I won't give you the privilege of being an eskimo. =P
[02:26] Necathys: We're like an advanced alien race.
[02:26] Necathys: Ice is our non-lethal kryptonite.
[02:26] Sirusv2ptO: Well, that really puzzles me.
[02:27] Sirusv2ptO: Who does Canada have to thank for it's longevity?
[02:27] Sirusv2ptO: America or the Brits?
[02:27] Necathys: Australia
[02:28] Necathys: Thank you, convicted felons who made America dumb enough not to attack us lethally.

[Edward Judorne]

[20:35] shenjara: lol
[20:35] shenjara: lool
[20:35] Crystalsuncrest: loool
[20:36] shenjara: looool
[20:36] Crystalsuncrest: loooool
[20:39] shenjara: looooool
[20:40] Crystalsuncrest: loooooool
[20:40] shenjara: looooooool
[20:41] Crystalsuncrest: loooooooool
[20:43] shenjara: looooooooool
[20:44] Crystalsuncrest: loooooooooool
[20:46] shenjara: looooooooooool
[20:46] Crystalsuncrest: loooooooooooool

[20:47] Crystalsuncrest: (We gotta put this one in the IMs thread on Althanas.)
[20:48] shenjara: (XD)

[Crystal Suncrest]

[03:28] Him: I started a trend on (chatroom name omitted) about 1 year ago where everyone ended their messages with the word "note".
[03:28] Me: how long did that trend last?
[03:29] Me: note
[03:29] Him: About a day note
[03:30] Him: Those who weren't incredibly pissed off by it joined in, and even the ones that got pissed ended up conceding defeat and joining in.
[03:30] Me: What was the silliest sentence of note? note
[03:31] Him: I can't even remember note
[03:31] Him: But I'm sure there were quite a few note
[03:32] Me: So if the sentence ends with note do you have to add on the word note anyway note?
[03:32] Him: Yes note
[03:34] Me: So, how many got pissed off by it note?
[03:38] Me: Bet (Person's name omitted) enjoyed it note.
[03:40] Him: Too many people to count note
[03:42] Me: So, I read your Deathnote note becomes I read your deathnote note note note
[03:43] Him: Only one note on the end, not counting the note at the end of deathnote note
[03:44] Me: but if the sentence is deathnote note, I add one on for what it bocomes and another for the sentence I'm speaking note.
[03:45] Him: You've lost me note
[03:45] Me: Ok, let me rephrase it. you'll see what I mean note
[03:46] Him: Alright note.
[03:47] Me: So, "I read your Deathnote note" becomes "I read your deathnote note note" note
[03:47] Me: See where the extra note came from now note?
[03:52] Me: you still there note?
[03:53] Him: Oh yes, you're right.
[03:54] Him: note

[Slayer of the Rot]

This is through myspace, talking to a friend of mine. Minutes later I noticed "Acheivement Unlocked - Racist, Drunk, Sexist Prick" appear on my screen.


3:48 PMTiffany:
lol. Be nice dan. Im the mother of your first child

3:49 PMDan:
bullshit, that baby don't look like me

3:49 PMTiffany:
have u seen her

3:50 PMDan:
there were some pictures on Kaleena's myspace
it looks like a mochachino goblin
it's definitely vince's

3:51 PMTiffany:
no shit

3:51 PMDan:
ha!
i win.

Tiffany appears to be offline.

[Tainted Bushido]

[16:00] SethDahlios: "Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!"
[16:00] Loquelf: Devil chicken? Where?!
[16:00] SethDahlios: BEHIND YOU!
[16:01] Loquelf: No it's not.
[16:01] Loquelf: Silly.
[16:01] Loquelf: If it was, the dog would have eaten it already.


[16:09] Sukoda Fox: I love camping, but I don't get to do it very often anymore.
[16:09] SethDahlios: I haven't since Boyscouts..
[16:10] SethDahlios: CRAP!
[16:10] SethDahlios: SEVEN FUCKING YEWARS?!?!?!
[16:10] Sukoda Fox: o.O
[16:10] Sukoda Fox: lol
[16:10] SethDahlios: ;_;
[16:10] SethDahlios: next monday, seven years...
[16:12] Sukoda Fox: awww... *petpats*
[16:12] SethDahlios: How the HELL did I get to be so old?
[16:13] Sukoda Fox: Time passed?
[16:13] SethDahlios: lies
[16:13] SethDahlios: *hiss*
[16:14] Sukoda Fox: *clubs*
[16:14] SethDahlios: OWWW!
[16:14] Sukoda Fox: ^_^
[16:14] Sukoda Fox: O:-)
[16:15] SethDahlios: What the FUCK?
[16:15] SethDahlios: You with your LOGIC and your your your...WOMANNESS!
[16:16] SethDahlios: DOn't you knwo that has NO place in a good rant? ;)
[16:17] Sukoda Fox: a good rant? Since when were you ranting? :p
[16:17] SethDahlios: LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE!
[16:19] Sukoda Fox: says you
[16:19] SethDahlios: *sniffles* jerk...
[16:20] Sukoda Fox: *petpats* there, there muffin
[16:21] SethDahlios: http://static.dropline.net/cats/images/Muffin-cat.jpg
[16:22] Sukoda Fox: lol! wow, that's one fat cat
[16:22] Sukoda Fox: I feel sorry for it in a way.
[16:22] SethDahlios: http://www.catwack.com/pics/509.jpg
[16:23] Sukoda Fox: lmao!!!
[16:23] Sukoda Fox: omg, I want to keep it!
[16:24] SethDahlios: http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/omg-masturbating-lolcat.jpg
[16:24] Sukoda Fox: lol!!!! That's happened to you before, hasn't it?
[16:24] SethDahlios: no
[16:25] Sukoda Fox: suuuurrreeee :p
[16:25] SethDahlios: hey now, I rolled a natrual twenty on my bluff, I succeeded.
[16:26] Sukoda Fox: lol
[16:28] SethDahlios: http://a4.vox.com/6a00d09e4a4e3dbe2b00f48cefc6ec0002-500pi
[16:29] Sukoda Fox: lol
[16:29] Sukoda Fox: that poor little kitty
[16:31] SethDahlios: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270917405_1c8cb1fb12.jpg
[16:32] Sukoda Fox: I posted!
[16:32] Sukoda Fox: lol!
[16:32] Sukoda Fox: it looks angry
[16:33] SethDahlios: HA HA HA
[16:33] SethDahlios: My flooding you wiht Lolcats has worked!
[16:33] SethDahlios: COME LOLCATS AWAY!
[16:33] Sukoda Fox: lol

[Saxon]

[18:44] Friend: do you like animals?
[18:44] Sirusv2ptO: To a degree.
[18:45] Friend: do you think that petland in akron drowning rabbits to kill them simply because they fought with each other is wrong?
[18:45] Sirusv2ptO: I don't think it matters, personally.
[18:45] Friend: http://www2.peta.org/site/R?i=f-HyijpPE5idwEOFIHP9aA
[18:46] Sirusv2ptO: I hate PETA.
[18:46] Friend: this girl drowned two rabbits and took pictures smiling with their dead bodies and posted them on facebook
[18:46] Friend: if you fill out the email thing at the bottom i'd love you forever, regardless if you hate peta or not
[18:46] Friend: in akron
[18:47] Sirusv2ptO: No. I'm not helping that organization with anything. I don't even think of animals or pets as people anyway. They're animals. We train them to do things we need to do, eat them, or kill them. Such is life.
[18:48] Friend: ok never mind
[18:48] Sirusv2ptO: Sorry. =/
[18:48] Friend: no dont be you can't change being inconsiderate. its ok
[18:48] Sirusv2ptO: Rofl
[18:48] Sirusv2ptO: Way to talk down to me.
[18:48] Meebo Message: Your friend is offline

Like Dan before me, moments later I saw something pop up on my screen. "Achievement Unlocked - Make A Bleeding Heart Cry".

[Dissinger]

[02:09] SCR101282: i was thinking and noticing something.
[02:09] SethDahlios: I'm not actually a guy, but a cleverly disguised pretty pretty princess?
[02:10] SCR101282: lol. no, you are a guy.
[02:10] SCR101282: your love of boobs and women(in that order) solidified that opinion
[02:10] SethDahlios: HA HA HA

Achievement Unlocked - Persistent Perv

[Arsène]

[21:55] Friend: hey get home algight
[21:55] Friend: all right *
[21:56] AngelicMalice15: No.
[21:56] AngelicMalice15: I was killed
[21:57] AngelicMalice15: My ghost is using AIM
[21:57] AngelicMalice15: BoooooOOOOoooo

[Saxon]

[02:14] Oberst Christoph: http://knowyourmeme.com/i/10495/original/Hitlercard.png?1250846922
[02:18] Sirusv2ptO: I got heads.
[02:18] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[02:18] Oberst Christoph: Who are you comparing to Hitler?
[02:21] Sirusv2ptO: You.
[02:21] Oberst Christoph: Oh no! How can I refute that?!
[02:22] Sirusv2ptO: Compare Obama to Hitler.
[02:22] Sirusv2ptO: Every republican is doing it nowadays.
[02:22] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[02:23] Oberst Christoph: Well, he does have some similarities to 1930's Hitler. =p
[02:23] Oberst Christoph: But I don't like to resort to that.
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: Any idiot can point to a historical figure and compare it to somebody they don't like.
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: George Bush. Taft.
[02:24] Oberst Christoph: That's why I don't do it.
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: Dick Cheney. Andrew Johnson.
[02:25] Oberst Christoph: I'm a Libertarian, not a republican.
[02:25] Sirusv2ptO: Condelezza Rice. Aunt Jamama.
[02:25] Oberst Christoph: Lol!
[02:25] Sirusv2ptO: I know what you are.
[02:25] Sirusv2ptO: =P
[02:25] Oberst Christoph: YOUR FATHER!

[Lord Anglekos]

ErgoXIII: (Pouts) I may have an ugly uniform, but the pay is good.
ErgoXIII: So..suck it up, princess.
Anglekos: Yes ma'am.
Anglekos: ;)
ErgoXIII: Haha.
Anglekos: I could be a princess. Really.
ErgoXIII: Indeed.
ErgoXIII: You have a mightly beard, after all.
Anglekos: Mhm, mhm. With this beard, ANYONE would make me a princess.
ErgoXIII: Mhm. Throw on some jewels. A little bit of pink and whola. Princess material.
ErgoXIII: Princess Peach, eat your heart out.
Anglekos: Bwaahaha. Pimp slap that bitch.
ErgoXIII: Haha. I hate her, I don't know why they created her. She has no appeal whatsoever.
Anglekos: Indeed. No idea what Mario sees in her.
ErgoXIII: No figure. He must have really low standards.
Anglekos: Tell me about it. Stupid slut.
ErgoXIII: Must put out the moment he brings home some coins.
Anglekos: I think it's the shrooms, myself.
ErgoXIII: Hm. It's a 50/50 chance. So it could go either way.
Anglekos: *nods* Now Zelda...I'd hit that.
ErgoXIII: Oh, no doubt about that.
ErgoXIII: Zelda, I'd go to town with that.
Anglekos: Damn right. Fuck the Tri-Force, I'd pwn Ganon for a piece of that shit.
ErgoXIII: Hahaha.
ErgoXIII: I'd pretty much rape a majority of the FF males.
Anglekos: FF10's Lulu. Drool. Other than that, I used to be a TifaxCloud fanboy. Still am, but shhh on that. Hmm...
Anglekos: And of course, when I was younger, I thought Sephiroth was the shit.
ErgoXIII: Damn. Lulu is fine, I always quite envious of her. I'd dress like that if I had the materials.
ErgoXIII: And the hair.
ErgoXIII: Sephiroth is still the shit, my dear.
Anglekos: I think this is where I'd go "Mhm, me too", just to be creepy like that. xD
ErgoXIII: ;)
Anglekos: Hmm, not as much as he was back then.
Anglekos: Ever since, he's been romanticized too much.
Anglekos: Kind of like vampires.
ErgoXIII: Seifer, hands down. (Grabby hands)
ErgoXIII: Gah.
ErgoXIII: Vampires.
ErgoXIII: Sensual creatures, attacked and destroyed by Twilight and True Blood.
Anglekos: Mleh. Sephiroth>Seifer, in my opinion. Kuja was...interesting.
Anglekos: Aye. -.-'
Anglekos: My friend says I should write some preteen vampire bullshit and make millions.
Anglekos: It's tempting.
ErgoXIII: They don't glitter, why would they glitter? It makes no sense.
ErgoXIII: Indeed, you should.
ErgoXIII: I'd read it.
ErgoXIII: :D
Anglekos: None at all. *shakes head* Team Alucard, 4ever.
Anglekos: And Kristine wants me to write her a smut book. Hmm...
Anglekos: This could work.
Anglekos: *plans to make millions*
ErgoXIII: Anne Rice's Lestat <3
Anglekos: But could I really shame myself by going so low?!
ErgoXIII: Lol.
ErgoXIII: Haha, who cares, you'll have money.
ErgoXIII: You can by pride.
ErgoXIII: :D
Anglekos: True, true. The smell of fresh greens is ever soooo tempting...
ErgoXIII: They say money doesn't bring you true happiness, the people who say that obviously haven't had enough money to purchase anything they wanted.
Anglekos: Like Ghandi.
ErgoXIII: Just the other day, I got a Edgar Allen Poe collection, thus, happiness.
Anglekos: *throws hands up*
Anglekos: Happy happy Ergo.
ErgoXIII: Indeed.
ErgoXIII: Until something new and shiny comes along.
Anglekos: That isn't my penis, correct?
ErgoXIII: Or someone's insecurites to come along and drag me down.
ErgoXIII: >.>
ErgoXIII: That isn't your penis, correct.
Anglekos: Damn it.

[Alydia Ettermire]

collegebelle2010 (9:54:17 PM): my own fault for trying to use technology
Loquelf (9:54:24 PM): Technology is eeevil.
Loquelf (9:54:27 PM): It hates us.
collegebelle2010 (9:54:32 PM): it hates me
collegebelle2010 (9:54:42 PM): you seem to have it easy madame MOD
Loquelf (9:55:14 PM): MOD?
Loquelf (9:56:54 PM): You mean MoD, right? Mistress of Disaster?
collegebelle2010 (9:57:15 PM): not of disaster of
collegebelle2010 (9:57:18 PM): ...
collegebelle2010 (9:57:20 PM): of
collegebelle2010 (9:57:21 PM): ....
collegebelle2010 (9:57:23 PM): um
collegebelle2010 (9:57:33 PM): doilies and dumbells?

[Duffy]

Me: Oh my god you're totally 100% Organic Chicken Breast.

Him: Rylly?

Me: Sure, you were brought up without a mother in a cooped up shitty house in a part of the country that only chickens and cows live in, you eat nothing but carbs all day, have no dress sense and you think rolling around in mud is the height of fashion, don't you see it?

Him...

Him:... Cluck cluck?

[Gordie]

yeah, and 3 attempts before it is destroyed
sk_karmack: First LL:
sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 5 for a total of 6, using 2d6
***Server: Karmack has rolled 5, and 3 for a total of 8, using 2d6
***Server: Karmack has rolled 3, and 6 for a total of 9, using 2d6
sk_karmack: 2nd LL:
sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 5 for a total of 6, using 2d6
***Server: Karmack has rolled 5, and 6 for a total of 11, using 2d6
sk_karmack: 3rd LL:
sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 1, and 2 for a total of 3, using 2d6
***Server: Karmack has rolled 3, and 6 for a total of 9, using 2d6
sk_karmack: fourth LL:
sk_karmack: ***Server: Karmack has rolled 2, and 2 for a total of 4, using 2d6
***Server: Karmack has rolled 6, and 6 for a total of 12, using 2d6
sk_karmack: Got 'em all.
dwaynebeveridge@ymail.com: (Thats what she said)!
sk_karmack: LOL

[Calamus]

Matt: I hope that's not too "tightass"
Matt: but I'm always really formal when I email people
Gabe: better than run ons
Matt: lol
Gabe: Im just gonna sign it Gabe
Gabe: cause he signed it James
Matt: k
Gabe: SIGH
Gabe: For a moment when I was reading his email I imagined he was asking me out or something rofl
Gabe: No one's ever been so inviting.
Gabe: I mean like
Gabe: "Come see me so I can show ya"
Matt: LOL
Matt: I was kind of thinking the same thing while I was reading it
Matt: like a bad porn story
Gabe: LOL
Gabe: Its wasnt that bad
Matt: of COURSE I remember you...Gabriel...
Gabe: I thought it was sweet
Gabe: ROFL

[AdventWings]

[12:32] Oberst Christoph: Amusingly, looking up the word "portentous" on WS Word's dictionary crashes the application. Lol.
[12:33] Oberst Christoph: It's not that I don't know what it means; I just like to have very clear, detailed definitions familiarized before using a word
[12:33] WingsofAdventure: Hahaha
[12:33] WingsofAdventure: I guess Word's dictionary doesn't like that word.
[12:33] Oberst Christoph: I don't get it. It must be a cursed word.
[12:34] Oberst Christoph: And looking it up on Dictionary.com almost crashed my browser.
[12:35] WingsofAdventure: What? Now that's not right. XD
[12:35] Oberst Christoph: Yeah. I lost so much progress, too. u_u
[12:35] Oberst Christoph: This is why we save frequently, kids.
[12:36] Oberst Christoph: "Now we know!"
[12:36] Oberst Christoph: And knowing is half the battle! GO JOE!
[12:36] WingsofAdventure: *Shoots Jow in the foot
[12:36] WingsofAdventure: (Intentional misspelling)
[12:36] Oberst Christoph: o.0
[12:38] WingsofAdventure: Ya only won half the battle, but I think you'll lose the war if you don't fix that. ;)
[12:39] Oberst Christoph: haha
[12:39] Oberst Christoph: I don't get why that word fucks it up
[12:39] WingsofAdventure: Word, I could understand.
[12:39] WingsofAdventure: But Dictionary.com?
[12:40] Oberst Christoph: It's cursed. Maybe AIM will crash if I say it enough times.
[12:41] WingsofAdventure: Try typing that word here again.
[12:41] WingsofAdventure: Might crash AIM as well XD
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: That's what I just said. >.>
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: Well, what I meant, anyway.
[12:41] WingsofAdventure: XD
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous.
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous.
[12:41] Oberst Christoph: Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous Portentous
[12:41] *** "Oberst Christoph" signed off at Mon Sep 14 12:41:59 2009.
[12:42] WingsofAdventure: ...Ouch
[12:42] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[12:42] *** "Oberst Christoph" signed on at Mon Sep 14 12:42:40 2009.
[12:42] Oberst Christoph: o.o...
[12:43] WingsofAdventure: Yep.
[12:43] Oberst Christoph: That's messed up.
[12:43] WingsofAdventure: That's going on the IM Convo thread. XD

[Camella]

[00:30] Crystalsuncrest: Posted
[00:31] WingsofAdventure: Right.
[00:31] WingsofAdventure: Reading...
[00:33] Crystalsuncrest: let me know what you think
[00:38] WingsofAdventure: Hrm...
[00:38] WingsofAdventure: A little rushed.
[00:38] WingsofAdventure: Missed a number of periods, that's one thing I saw.
[00:40] Crystalsuncrest: what else?
[00:41] WingsofAdventure: Would it be alright to have that other group have a confrontation with our group instead?
[00:45] Crystalsuncrest: fine, I guess... but I will leave that to you... I feel Mikami might want to confront them when she hears the name on the map. I'll just edit my post a bit so the initial confrontation is out. that ok?
[00:46] WingsofAdventure: Sure. I'll see what I can do after that.
[00:46] Crystalsuncrest: and I'll add periods.
[00:47] WingsofAdventure: XD
[00:47] WingsofAdventure: Mustn't forget them periods!
[00:47] WingsofAdventure: Even though we're guys.
[00:48] Crystalsuncrest: LMAO

[Arsène]

AngelicMalice15 (6:52:44 PM): http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=181#comic
AngelicMalice15 (6:52:46 PM): Also that
Windows Visla (6:53:18 PM): absolutely not
Windows Visla (6:53:29 PM): you know what Caesar really said when he got stabbed?
AngelicMalice15 (6:53:38 PM): Ow
Windows Visla (6:53:43 PM): probably that a lot
Windows Visla (6:53:50 PM): but also "And you, my son..." in greek

[Visla Eraclaire]

I think that was one of the most boring conversations we've had, Arsene. Most are not suitable for reproduction, but I think this one isn't so bad.

AngelicMalice15 (11:36:51&#160;AM): That would be so badass
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:07&#160;AM): not gonna do it
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:10&#160;AM): wouldn't be prudent
AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:37:18&#160;AM): Way to be a mod, grape fag
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:28&#160;AM): did you even get that reference, newfag?
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:30&#160;AM): You're so young
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:52&#160;AM): were you aware we had a president bush before W, were you aware that was one of his catchphrases oft parodied by Dana Carvey?
Windows Visla&#160;(11:37:54&#160;AM): WERE YOU?
AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:39:45&#160;AM): I remember Clinton
AngelicMalice15&#160;(11:39:47&#160;AM): He was the man

[Christoph]

Oberst Christoph (2:07:16 PM): What's your major?
SighterGoliant (2:07:47 PM): You don't really have a major in grad school, you have a program of study. I'm a candidate for the Master of Divinity degree at the University of Chicago Divinity School.
Oberst Christoph (2:08:01 PM): Oh, so you're studying to be Obama? =p
SighterGoliant (2:08:13 PM): Ahahaha, I see what you did there. Clever.

[Sighter Tnailog]

SighterGoliant: Also reinscripting of developing narrative formation.

That part is essential.

[Saxon]

18:22] Windows Visla: there wasn't enough going on on Althanas today so I started arguing with people on a different forum
[18:23] Windows Visla: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_224/6668-Behind-the-Counter-at-GameStop

That article pissed me off, so I am now waging war in its comment thread
[18:23] Windows Visla: it's been a slow day
[18:23] sirusv2pto: Wow.
[18:23] sirusv2pto: That cold's really throwing you through a loop.

[18:24] Windows Visla: that guy writing the article is such a fucker though
[18:24] Windows Visla: it's like a big fucking recruiting PR drive for fucking gamestop
[18:24] Windows Visla: which is a shit company that has the business model "Get stupid people to waste money, as a side effect deeply injure the gaming industry"
[18:25] Windows Visla: I mean the fuckwit's writing all about how working at a fucking retail store really "plugs him in to the gaming industry"
[18:25] Windows Visla: bull fucking shit
[18:25] Windows Visla: the dude who works at Blockbuster is as much as part of the "Film industry" as a register jocky at gamestop is part of the "gaming industry"
[18:25] Windows Visla: you work in fucking retail, get a grip
[18:26] Windows Visla: I had that job, it's not a bad job all things considered. Lots of things suck, just like everywhere, but don't act like it's some fucking utopia and write a stupid ass article about hwo happy you are to serve your slavering corporate masters
[18:26] Windows Visla: </rant>
[18:26] Windows Visla: We now return you to your regularly scheduled Visla, already in progress
[18:26] Windows Visla: --and that is why she's is fat, ugly, and stupid
[18:27] sirusv2pto: Wow, I zoned out a little bit.
[18:27] Windows Visla: yeah me too

[Tainted Bushido]

[12:29AM] littledrummer666: boo
[12:29AM] SethDahlios: sup?
[12:29AM] littledrummer666: not much you?
[12:29AM] SethDahlios: moving soon
[12:29AM] littledrummer666: ohhh...where to?
[12:30AM] SethDahlios: no clue
[12:30AM] littledrummer666: lol wtf?
[12:30AM] SethDahlios: My parents are moving to a seniors apartment complex
[12:30AM] SethDahlios: so I obviously can't follow
[12:30AM] SethDahlios: I need to find a place to live within a month
[12:30AM] littledrummer666: ummm you could come to texas
[12:30AM] littledrummer666: lol
[12:31AM] SethDahlios: I had offers for Florida Ohio and now Texas
[12:31AM] SethDahlios: Oh wa, I think New York is on the list as well
[12:31AM] littledrummer666: ummm...texas has me
[12:31AM] littledrummer666: so texas it is
[12:31AM] littledrummer666: lol
[12:32AM] SethDahlios: But you're hard core lesbian
[12:32AM] SethDahlios: so thats hardly an incentive to come
[12:33AM] littledrummer666: :-) when did I say I was a lesbian...I do believe I said I just have girlfriends I get freaky with some times...I wouldn't mind someone joining in on our fun
[12:33AM] SethDahlios: what about that one chick with the kid you were pining for until she became vicious bitch?
[12:35AM] littledrummer666: what about her? She broke up with john and has been BEGGING me to come back in fact I'm talking to her now and I'm having lunch with her tomorrow but she burned me bad. It wouldnt have been as bad if she hadnt made me get so close to the kids (two kids hun) and yeah so that kinda put me off on her but she still tries and is still cute but nothing can come of that after how she went about what she did
[12:36AM] SethDahlios: yeah that was a serious relationship
[12:36AM] SethDahlios: and I've heard you swear off men more often than not.
[12:36AM] SethDahlios: Imean what am I supposed to think?
[12:36AM] SethDahlios: or is that just you teasing me for some gods unknown reason?
[12:36AM] littledrummer666: yeah well women are just as bad so I might as well get screwed physically and emotionally by both sexes
[12:37AM] littledrummer666: lol hun you already swore me off more than a handful of times so I dont think I can tease you
[12:37AM] SethDahlios: that and I got my porn fix less than an hour ago too
[12:38AM] littledrummer666: lol so....dont tell me you can only handle one time a night? if so then you wouldnt be able to handle me in your dreams ;-)
[12:39AM] SethDahlios: Not that, but even if you were going to tease me, I've already busted a load, so the fact I'm disinclined to you AND have already masterbated, makes teasing me an uphill battle, in the snow, against the wind.
[12:40AM] littledrummer666: lol like I said you've pushed me away and off more than your fair share so if you want anything from me or me to act sexually or interested in you again you gotta make the first move now buddy boy
[12:42AM] SethDahlios: fair enough
[12:42AM] SethDahlios: right now? peanut butter sandwhich, I'm hungry
[12:42AM] littledrummer666: make me one too I'm hungry and you haven't talked to me in forever cause I've been gone so you should treat your guest nicely lol
[12:43AM] littledrummer666: btw so came back to althanas I have like a whole quest hand written I just have to get around to typing that bitch heh
[12:43AM] SethDahlios: Funny I just announced my resignation of post publically
[12:43AM] littledrummer666: lol you bastard
[12:43AM] littledrummer666: btw where the fuck is ruben?
[12:44AM] littledrummer666: <<<<has become much more of a potty mouth lol
[12:44AM] SethDahlios: I don't know, fucking a duck somewhere?
[12:45AM] littledrummer666: well hes a bastard too and needs to get online
[12:45AM] SethDahlios: but dude
[12:45AM] SethDahlios: he's fucking a duck somewhere
[12:46AM] littledrummer666: yeah but he can do that and type at the same time
[12:47AM] SethDahlios: its a DUCK, how often have you fucked one?
[12:47AM] littledrummer666: none but he's kinda sorta not relaly smart he can probably multitask...why how many times have you and the duck got it on?
[12:48AM] SethDahlios: I can safely say, no water foul have been penetrated by my penis.
[12:48AM] littledrummer666: awww thats too bad

[Isabella]

lol classic....just classic I love our conversations

[Chucklecut]

Cade says:
Yeah, but you eat babies. So do you

Maph says:
"What's that on my porch? free perfume!"
"HOW NICE"
"I'LL DAB IT ON NOW"
"OHMYGODEWWHATISTHISOHOHOHOGGOOOOOD"
Dinner is a baby!
"OH MY GOD THAT'S TERRIBLE!"
Aww, okay.
I'll take the vial
But much like Huxley
I'm hoping it will turn out to be some neotenous lifeform
That will revert back to its real adult form during shipping
And that the real adult form of that hell stool
Is a frog that shits diamonds
And bleeds gold
which pretty much means
its anus bleeds gold when it shits diamonds
And its anus burns because molten gold is really hot
So it kind of
Auto-cooks
Its rectum into a regenerating delicacy
That would be the awesomest pet
Endless supply of diamonds, gold and frog rectum

Cade says:
You do realize by now I've stopped paying attention and started to copy/paste this to the Althanas IM quotes thread, right?

Maph says:
Gaspeteth!
Change my name to CRAZYHOBO

Cade says:
Though I'm not sure I want to feed your ego by publicizing your... whatever the hell this is. I'd say psychotic breakdown, but you've always been this way.

Maph says:
Maybe this is the longest breakdown in mankind
Maybe
Just maybe
This is a Queensong that never ends
It finally happened
I'm going slightlyyyy maaaaaaaaaaad
Granted
Like
Ego?

[Zook Murnig]

Necathys (7:10:18 PM): I don't plan to make her a typical evil character though
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:10:42 PM): She's destroying villages to come up with the biomass to create a new body.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:10:53 PM): Then destroying more villages to come up with more biomass to update the new body.
Necathys (7:10:55 PM): A very pragmatic evil
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:11:03 PM): DESTROYING VILLAGES
Necathys (7:11:08 PM): <3

[Hreark Lorespinner]

SuperSonicMatt1 (9:03:01 PM): From Wikipedia: "Chloroform is relatively nontoxic. A fatal oral dose of chloroform is about 10 mL (14.8 g), with death due to respiratory or cardiac arrest."
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:03:10 PM): That's relatively nontoxic!
Necathys (9:04:10 PM): Lawl
Necathys (9:04:20 PM): Why are you reading about chroloroform?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:04:31 PM): >.>
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:04:33 PM): <.<
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:04:37 PM): No reason.
Necathys (9:04:39 PM): WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO RAPE
Necathys (9:04:45 PM): Because srsly
Necathys (9:04:49 PM): Rohypnol works better
Necathys (9:04:58 PM): DON'T ARREST ME INTERNET POLICE
Necathys (9:05:01 PM): I AM ONLY KIDDING
Necathys (9:05:03 PM): WAAAH
Necathys (9:05:09 PM): SWAT TEAM
Necathys (9:05:13 PM): IN MYYY HOUSE?

[Zook Murnig]

Necathys (12:50:36 AM): ANTI-CANONICAL FIVE
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:50:48 AM): ANTI-CANONICAL FIVE
Necathys (12:51:07 AM): And the wave of their united fingers and palms
Necathys (12:51:14 AM): Resonated throughout the multiverses
Necathys (12:51:37 AM): A ripple of existence that carried all wrong to the depths of the forgotten seas
Necathys (12:51:44 AM): rewriting fate as it were
Necathys (12:51:51 AM): Altering causality
Necathys (12:51:56 AM): And rebuilding the world
Necathys (12:52:05 AM): As it should always have been.
Necathys (12:52:11 AM): ANTI-CANONICAL FIVE POWER
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:52:14 AM): God, you are so full of shit.

[Saxon]

[19:04] sirusv2pto: You're a tea party fag.
[19:04] OberstChristoph: Uh.
[19:04] sirusv2pto: A cadet I know got a tattoo of a snake getting chopped apart and he's being accused of being a part of the tea party.
[19:04] sirusv2pto: What the hell is the snake.
[19:05] OberstChristoph: It's the symbol on the "Don't Tread On Me" flag. It has an actual name, but it says "Don't Tread On Me", so that's what I call it.
[19:05] OberstChristoph: It was some revolutionary war flag.
[19:05] OberstChristoph: I forget who designed it, though.
[19:05] sirusv2pto: Ah.
[19:05] OberstChristoph: The meaning is fairly obvious, though.
[19:05] OberstChristoph: And what's this "Tea Party Fag" nonsense? I've been to one, and I knew about that flag long before that.
[19:07] sirusv2pto: You've been to one.
[19:07] sirusv2pto: It's like having gay sex, once its happened you're a fag for life. Even if your straight. Ask Cory.
[19:07] OberstChristoph: Woooo
[19:07] OberstChristoph: Lol.
[19:07] OberstChristoph: Interesting analogy.
[19:07] OberstChristoph: I'll be sure to avoid gay sex, then.
[19:08] sirusv2pto: And tea parties.
[19:08] sirusv2pto: Teabagger.

[Saxon]

13:02] Windows Visla: Some, but most of my thoughts are subsumed by Virginia Civil Procedure until after noon on monday
[13:02] sirusv2pto: Indeed.
[13:02] Windows Visla: Grimes v. Suzukawa
Plaintiff sued defendant, alleging that defendant sexually assaulted her 8.5 years before she filed suit.
She alleged that the defendant wore a mask at the time, so she had no way of knowing his identity until he confessed in 1999, and she filed a suit within a year of discovering his identity.
The plaintiff who seeks to take advantage of the tollling section of § 8.01-229(D) that the defendant took an affirmative action to conceal his identity to obstruct her from filing suit.
The court held that the defendant's action of wearing a mask, was not done to keep her from filing a civil suit, so no tolling.
[13:03] Windows Visla: There's a great case. Go Virginia, pro-rapist!
[13:03] sirusv2pto: Statutes anyone?
[13:03] sirusv2pto: "Oh hey, you raped me 10 years ago. Here's a lawsuit."
[13:04] sirusv2pto: Though I'm guessing limitations aren't applied to cases of murder and high crimes, right?
[13:04] Windows Visla: there's no statute of limitations on a felony
[13:04] Windows Visla: but the civil statutes of limitations are harsh
[13:04] sirusv2pto: ah
[13:05] Windows Visla: and numerous
[13:05] Windows Visla: 1, 2, 4, 6, 10, 20 years
[13:05] Windows Visla: depending on what the case is
[13:05] Windows Visla: and the clock starts at different times in different situations
[13:05] Windows Visla: there's a special 1 year bonus clock if a doctor leaves a foreign object inside you
[13:06] sirusv2pto: LOL

[Christoph]

OberstChristoph (12:21:01 AM): But seriously, why do you need my address?
lifedenied87 (12:21:19 AM): Wedding invite.
OberstChristoph (12:21:25 AM): aaah
OberstChristoph (12:21:37 AM): Trying to get married before everybody learns she's pregnant?
lifedenied87 (12:21:49 AM): Yep.
OberstChristoph (12:21:57 AM): You sly dog, you.
OberstChristoph (12:21:59 AM): I approve.
lifedenied87 (12:22:15 AM): Actually we had this thing planned before the kid showed up.
OberstChristoph (12:22:27 AM): Was it in a folder in a glass case?
OberstChristoph (12:22:33 AM): 'Emergency preggers wedding plans'?
lifedenied87 (12:23:14 AM): We needed three keys to get into the safe. The plans were that secret.
OberstChristoph (12:23:28 AM): Naturally.
lifedenied87 (12:23:53 AM): So, address?
OberstChristoph (12:24:02 AM): See, my "In case if impregnation" case would just have directions to the nearest set of stairs.

[Christoph]

OberstChristoph (5:45:55 PM): "And she kept calling my sword a 'phallic symbol glorifying the oppressive male patriarchy' or something like that. Finally I said, 'listen sweetheart. You go win a fight with a weapon shaped like a vagina, and then come talk to me.'"
ashtonwise (5:48:05 PM): Hm....
ashtonwise (5:48:10 PM): I think I know Sei's new weapon!
ashtonwise (5:48:26 PM): Lets see how Godhands magic sheth likes THAT
ashtonwise (5:48:31 PM): sheath*
OberstChristoph (5:49:02 PM): Wait, what?
OberstChristoph (5:49:11 PM): A weapon shaped like a vagina?
ashtonwise (5:49:23 PM): Yeap
ashtonwise (5:49:30 PM): a sheild shaped like a vagina
ashtonwise (5:49:35 PM): that absorbs margic.
ashtonwise (5:49:37 PM): XD
ashtonwise (5:49:49 PM): magic*
OberstChristoph (5:50:15 PM): Lol.
OberstChristoph (5:50:29 PM): I want a shield that absorbs anti-magic.
ashtonwise (5:51:12 PM): Actually, that would be cool too XD
OberstChristoph (5:51:38 PM): I want to start that arms race.
OberstChristoph (5:51:48 PM): Then people find anti-counter-anti-magic.
OberstChristoph (5:52:00 PM): And then I find Counter-anti-counter-anti-magic.
ashtonwise (5:52:30 PM): Hm....
ashtonwise (5:52:41 PM): I think we have a quest for Sei and Christoph XD
ashtonwise (5:52:51 PM): Vagina anti-magic sheild!
ashtonwise (5:53:01 PM): Penis anti-anti magic sheild!
ashtonwise (5:53:18 PM): Combined they make the ultimate weapon
ashtonwise (5:53:29 PM): But it's not pretty in the least
OberstChristoph (5:54:06 PM): XD
OberstChristoph (5:54:16 PM): Sounds like it invovles lots of implied rape. >.>
ashtonwise (5:54:42 PM): <.< Don't know what you're talking about.
OberstChristoph (5:55:00 PM): I dunno. What are YOU talking about? >.>
ashtonwise (5:55:33 PM): <.< Nothing.
OberstChristoph (5:57:05 PM): Lol
OberstChristoph (5:57:28 PM): This should go in the IM thread.
ashtonwise (5:57:52 PM): What should?
ashtonwise (5:57:56 PM): There was no IM conversation.
ashtonwise (5:58:41 PM): [16:57] ashtonwise: What should?
[16:57] ashtonwise: There was no IM conversation.
[16:57] ashtonwise: Who are you?

[Enigmatic Immortal]

I want two of them...


yesterday

[Silence Sei]

[01:50] ashtonwise: I'm thinking about editing my judging submission for the karaoke
[01:51] ashtonwise: saying you request a duplicate lawmaker
[01:51] botfan: I WANT IT!
[01:51] botfan: I WANT IT I WANT IT!
[01:51] ashtonwise: with the drawback of it only shoots you
[01:51] ashtonwise: in the face
[01:51] botfan: I WANT IT!
[01:51] botfan: I ....FUCK IT I WANT IT
[01:51] ashtonwise: Lol

[Enigmatic Immortal]

I want it!!!!!!

[Visla Eraclaire]

Jack Raynes
: No, I mean even though I like pretending I'm an ignorant oldfaggot I actually see the internet for what it is.
: The most significant invention in human history since...
Windows Visla
: ever
Jack Raynes
: When was the radio invented?
Windows Visla
: radio is shit compared to the internet
Jack Raynes
: No shit fuckwizard.
Windows Visla
: then don't say "since radio"
: that implies radio is better
Jack Raynes
: But it was the most SIGNIFICANT-
: I said imporant, not best.
: Two different things shitbatista.
Windows Visla
: radio was less important
Jack Raynes
: I was tempted to say printed word but that's wrong.
Windows Visla
: radio transmits information, it doesn't catalogue it, it didn't involve such a massive and sudden uptick in innovcation
Jack Raynes
: Lots of people can't read.
: Or couldn't, when the printing press was in it's heyday.
Windows Visla
: I'd say basically the printing press is the only thing that comes close to the internet
Jack Raynes
: But people understood the radio right away.
: BEATEN
: JINX
: FUCK YOU
Windows Visla
: most people couldn't use the fucking internet when it came out
Jack Raynes
: You owe me one icy cold coca cola.
: Awwwwww yeah.
Windows Visla
: responding to your idea is not a jinx you ignorant twatfluid
Jack Raynes
: IT'S THE PARSED INSULT GAME! -BOX AND IT'S ADJECTIVES NOW INCLUDED!
Windows Visla
: that's how I got it
: I picked a profane word and added a suffix
: I R INNOVATIVE
: anyway, you're dumb
Jack Raynes
: Sir you are this generation's Oscar Wilde.
Windows Visla
: I am this conversation's Oscar Wilde

[Arsène]

You're both big enough faggots to be Oscar Wilde, if that makes either of you feel better.

[Visla Eraclaire]

You're both big enough faggots to be Oscar Wilde, if that makes either of you feel better.

I know right!? And that's coming from Hommorabi, Whore King of Babylon.

[Duffy]

(8:48:42 PM): you owe us a post
LysanderBrandy 9:20 pm
(9:20:21 PM): I owe several people posts but I've job hunting, unpacking and settling back in at home so it'll be over the weekend I'm afraid.
ashtonwise 9:21 pm
(9:21:06 PM): That's it
(9:21:11 PM): I'm taking back your level ups
LysanderBrandy 9:21 pm
(9:21:16 PM): Bite me ;-)
ashtonwise 9:21 pm
(9:21:21 PM): You now owe me exp.
LysanderBrandy 9:21 pm
(9:21:30 PM): Do you take penetration instead?
ashtonwise 9:22 pm
(9:22:28 PM): I do.
(9:22:46 PM): So bend over
LysanderBrandy 9:23 pm
(9:23:01 PM): I believe you're confusing your adjectives.
(9:23:40 PM): Which is so American.
ashtonwise 9:23 pm
(9:23:48 PM): Screw you, Brit
(9:23:53 PM): I have a Dr. Who avatar
(9:23:56 PM): you can't insult me
LysanderBrandy 9:24 pm
(9:24:10 PM): You have been screwing thanks to us for two hundred years, bow down to your masters!
(9:24:16 PM): Oh, and David Tennant is a twat.
(9:24:24 PM): Doctor No 11 ftw.
ashtonwise 9:24 pm
(9:24:35 PM): 11, is that after Tennant?
(9:24:38 PM): Or is that Destro?
(9:24:45 PM): That's after Tennant
LysanderBrandy 9:24 pm
(9:24:46 PM): Matt Smith.
(9:24:55 PM): Do you still get three seasons behind good tv?
ashtonwise 9:25 pm
(9:25:37 PM): I don't understand the question
(9:26:04 PM): I just had the Tennant season, it's predessecor, and a few of the Smith episodes burned for me and the wife.
(9:26:22 PM): and Tennant's head scratch is the single most awesome sgesture a Doctor has ever made
LysanderBrandy 9:26 pm
(9:26:38 PM): Very glad he's dead now. Rhetorically of course.
(9:26:49 PM): He can scratch his head in Scotland, alongisde his dwindling career.
(9:26:53 PM): A bit like Letho.
ashtonwise 9:27 pm
(9:27:05 PM): Lol.

(9:27:13 PM): Not a big Tennant fan, then?
LysanderBrandy 9:27 pm
(9:27:16 PM): I know he's Croatian but it's all European to me.
(9:27:24 PM): No, well, first 2 seasons yes, then it got BOOORRRINNNG.
(9:27:32 PM): Rory is fit as fuck too - which makes Dr 11 win.
ashtonwise 9:28 pm
(9:28:19 PM): See, I had to stop watching the Tennant episodes temporarily
(9:28:23 PM): WHEN HE KILLED THE DEVIL
ashtonwise 9:28 pm
(9:28:38 PM): I was like....".....he fucking killed the devil."
LysanderBrandy 9:28 pm
(9:28:48 PM): Are you smoking crack in that flat again?
ashtonwise 9:28 pm
(9:28:51 PM): "How the fuck does one top killing the fucking devil?!"
LysanderBrandy 9:29 pm
(9:29:10 PM): Giving him Chlaymdia I'd imagine.
ashtonwise 9:29 pm
(9:29:16 PM): Lol.
(9:29:29 PM): No, they tried to top it with a lame absorboloft
(9:29:32 PM): Worst episode ever
(9:29:50 PM): after watching that, I was like....
(9:29:58 PM): "k, taking a Whoe break."
(9:30:01 PM): Who*
LysanderBrandy 9:30 pm
(9:30:10 PM): Is there a point to this conversation caus' I was sort of, you know, in the middle of...something?
ashtonwise 9:30 pm
(9:30:25 PM): Absolutely none
(9:30:29 PM): other than annoying you.
LysanderBrandy 9:30 pm
(9:30:33 PM): I expected as much.
LysanderBrandy 9:30 pm
(9:30:49 PM): On Aim it's either 'you're a twat faced talentless hack' or 'post in our thread bitch.'
ashtonwise 9:30 pm
(9:30:51 PM): : D Love you Jennifer
LysanderBrandy 9:31 pm
(9:31:01 PM): I'm only called that on a Monday.
ashtonwise 9:31 pm
(9:31:08 PM): now post in our thread bitch
(9:31:08 PM): XD
LysanderBrandy 9:31 pm
(9:31:21 PM): Go and scrape out your flange.
ashtonwise 9:31 pm
(9:31:29 PM): Ok, I'll let you get back to your whatever
(9:31:37 PM): C-ya

[Tshael]

Manda: What'cha want for breakfast, hon?
Zook: *reaches towards*
Manda: I AM NOT NUTRITIONALLY SOUND!

[Visla Eraclaire]

Objection:

1) Disgusting
1.a) Contains Zook
2) Not an IM conversation.

[Duffy]

I was going to say...

Unless you IM one another from across the living room, (which some people do I suspect).

[Arsène]

She has diabetes. That can't be good for you. It's like, super sugary.

[Christoph]

Objection:


http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/071130objection.jpg

[Oliver]

Oh, we never saw that coming :p

[Artamos Alcor]

http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/071130objection.jpg


i can honestly say, i did not exspect that picture...
i though those kind of reply's died back in the 90's

[Visla Eraclaire]

Considering the series launched in 2001, that would be quite a feat. A meme so old that it's OLDER THAN ITSELF!

[Arsène]

Maybe he meant in the 2090s, when Phoenix Wright comes back as camp culture because lawyers have been wiped out during the Great Litigation Plague.

Internet forums across the web seem to function more smoothly.

[Visla Eraclaire]

AngelicMalice15 7:03 pm
(7:03:15 PM): At least it's not Britiannia
Windows Visla 8:57 pm
(8:57:12 PM): You are a stupid douche
(8:57:41 PM): I say this to you in an IM so I can post it in the random IMs thread under the apropriate guise of an IM, whereas everyone else is just saying bullshit now.

[Visla Eraclaire]

...When you not only realize this is not the first version of this thread but that you were around for the mythical first version.

...You still laugh when somebody mentions Dan's Penis and shower door in the same conversation.


Windows Visla 9:19 pm
(9:19:14 PM): Did you see that guy who confused the random IM thread with the You Know You're a Pathetic Pile of Crap thread?
(9:19:29 PM): Seriously, the You Know You're Addicted thread is a cesspit of human failure.
AngelicMalice15 9:20 pm
(9:20:59 PM): You know you're addicted to Althanas when you carry on IM conversations with awful people hoping they'll show some redeeming quality.
(9:21:04 PM): They don't.
Windows Visla 9:22 pm
(9:22:37 PM): I never hope for you to show redeeming qualities

[grim137]

Yeah sorry about that, I had multiple windows open, didn't pay attention to where I was posting. I blame the severe lack of sleep I've been getting lately.

[Tshael]

Objection:
2) Not an IM conversation.

FIIIIINE.

restitutionspork
(7:15:08 PM): I am out of kool aid and you didn't tell me.

SuperSonicMatt1
(7:15:57 PM): Sorry. ill get you another pack.

restitutionspork
(7:16:59 PM): I'm hurt you hid this from me.

SuperSonicMatt1
(7:19:12 PM): Im so sorry!

restitutionspork
(7:20:46 PM): I'm not sure I can trust you with beverage related
information in the future.

SuperSonicMatt1
(7:37:17 PM): My soup sploded in the microwave. made a mess. just finished cleaning it up.

restitutionspork
(7:37:45 PM): That's what you get from withholding vital intelligence from me.

SuperSonicMatt1
(7:38:25 PM): Yes. yes it is.

[Arsène]

Filmed in front of a live studio ostrich!

[Visla Eraclaire]

Filmed in front of a live studio ostrich!

Windows Visla 10:50 pm
(10:50:42 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthw7qbskyo&NR=1

[Visla Eraclaire]

Jack Raynes (11:14:35 PM): If wishes were fishes!
Windows Visla (11:14:42 PM): that's the shitty version of the saying
Windows Visla (11:14:46 PM): wishes were horses, asshole
Jack Raynes (11:14:56 PM): THAT'S the shitty version, dumbass.
Windows Visla (11:15:00 PM): rhyming is for douches
Jack Raynes (11:15:00 PM): Rhyming makes everything better.
Windows Visla (11:15:05 PM): ANTIJINX
Jack Raynes (11:15:06 PM): JINX YOU OW'
(11:15:10 PM): ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
(11:15:13 PM): THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE
(11:15:17 PM): I WAS GOING TO HIT IT FIRST
(11:15:22 PM): I WAS GOING TO POST JINX FIRST
(11:15:25 PM): AND THEN BLOOP
(11:15:29 PM): HIS STUPID WINDOW COMES UP
(11:15:32 PM): THAT DOUBLE NIGGER
(11:15:36 PM): I'LL KILL HIM
Windows Visla (11:15:37 PM): that's what you got for talking to him
(11:15:42 PM): nothing good comes of it

[Zook Murnig]

SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:18 PM): Manda and I are discussing how gigantic your penis must be.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:49 PM): We have dubbed you, in order, Godpenis, Godschlong, Godsausage, and Godhandjob.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:44:31 PM): And apparently I forgot Godwurst.
Jack Raynes (11:44:54 PM): Let me put those rumors to rest right now.
Jack Raynes (11:44:59 PM): My penis is extremely tiny.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:46 PM): Well, I'm the one who brought the subject up, and in my mind it's big enough to reach your own asshole.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:56 PM): And then some.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:46:05 PM): Does it feel goooooooood?
Jack Raynes (11:46:13 PM): Alright.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:46:45 PM): Oh baby, oh baby.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:03 PM): Godwurst Thruster!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:49:09 PM): Dana-nana-nana-nana-GODSCHLONG!!!

[Godhand]

Windows Visla: Zook seems to have a strong interest in his being called a double nigger
Windows Visla: I'm hoping for some butthurt
Jack Raynes: Tell him not to push it or I'll upgrade it to triple nigger, a level of nigger heretofore only hypothesized.
Windows Visla: I'm not talking to him, christ
Windows Visla: I'm not sure he deserves the honor/dishonor of being the first triple nigger
Windows Visla: PLEASE RESPOND
Jack Raynes: He's talking about my penis now.
Windows Visla: You're talking back?
Jack Raynes: Mostly assuring him that it's really quite small and he shouldn't make such a big deal about it.
Jack Raynes: But he won't listen to reason.
Windows Visla: You're talking 1) to zook 2) about your penis
Jack Raynes: Yeah this is not one of my finer moments.
Windows Visla: I think these two factors lead to you, sir, being a double nigger
Jack Raynes: In my defense though I hit my head really really hard in the shower like, four hours ago.

[Tshael]

Ark Ether 2:53 am
(2:53:55 AM): rofl!
(2:55:18 AM): upon further reflection, I don't feel bad about Peco anymore... he tries to blow me up all the time, so as far as I'm concerned the fucker had it coming
restitutionspork 2:55 am
(2:55:48 AM): Ha ha. If I had flintstones on my hands, I'd set EVERYTHING on fire. OH! I have a link to share with you, lemme find it.
(2:57:08 AM): http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101448-The-Closest-Thing-To-a-Lightsaber-Now-For-Sale
Ark Ether 2:58 am
(2:58:38 AM): lmao
(2:58:43 AM): that's awesome, and I must possess ohne
(2:58:44 AM): one
restitutionspork 2:59 am
(2:59:54 AM): I as well. Even though I know that I will only use it for evil. I'm seriously thinking about buying one with my student loan money. As I am in school to become a teacher, the need for a lightsaber is apparent.
Ark Ether 3:00 am
(3:00:14 AM): definitely!
Ark Ether 3:01 am
(3:01:03 AM): sometimes classes get out of control... what better way to calm things down than a lightsaber?
restitutionspork 3:02 am
(3:02:18 AM): Anakin Skywalker found one useful when he visited a Jedi Academy. Look at how much those children benefitted from that. In their next lives. Jedi knowledge rolls over like that.
Ark Ether 3:02 am
(3:02:41 AM): hahaha
restitutionspork 3:06 am
(3:06:16 AM): They have a green laser with the same handle that doesn't injure people. It's used to illuminate targets on gunning devices. But honestly, why buy a "lightsaber" if I can't one day snap under societal pressures and injure people and set fire to things?
Ark Ether 3:07 am
(3:07:10 AM): you might as well go buy a fake plastic one at Toys R Us if you're going to settle for that
(3:07:24 AM): go big or don't go at all

[Tshael]

Ark Ether 2:53 am
(2:53:55 AM): rofl!
(2:55:18 AM): upon further reflection, I don't feel bad about Peco anymore... he tries to blow me up all the time, so as far as I'm concerned the fucker had it coming
restitutionspork 2:55 am
(2:55:48 AM): Ha ha. If I had flintstones on my hands, I'd set EVERYTHING on fire. OH! I have a link to share with you, lemme find it.
(2:57:08 AM): http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101448-The-Closest-Thing-To-a-Lightsaber-Now-For-Sale
Ark Ether 2:58 am
(2:58:38 AM): lmao
(2:58:43 AM): that's awesome, and I must possess ohne
(2:58:44 AM): one
restitutionspork 2:59 am
(2:59:54 AM): I as well. Even though I know that I will only use it for evil. I'm seriously thinking about buying one with my student loan money. As I am in school to become a teacher, the need for a lightsaber is apparent.
Ark Ether 3:00 am
(3:00:14 AM): definitely!
Ark Ether 3:01 am
(3:01:03 AM): sometimes classes get out of control... what better way to calm things down than a lightsaber?
restitutionspork 3:02 am
(3:02:18 AM): Anakin Skywalker found one useful when he visited a Jedi Academy. Look at how much those children benefitted from that. In their next lives. Jedi knowledge rolls over like that.
Ark Ether 3:02 am
(3:02:41 AM): hahaha
restitutionspork 3:06 am
(3:06:16 AM): They have a green laser with the same handle that doesn't injure people. It's used to illuminate targets on gunning devices. But honestly, why buy a "lightsaber" if I can't one day snap under societal pressures and injure people and set fire to things?
Ark Ether 3:07 am
(3:07:10 AM): you might as well go buy a fake plastic one at Toys R Us if you're going to settle for that
(3:07:24 AM): go big or don't go at all

[Fatina]

(3:06:16 AM): They have a green laser with the same handle that doesn't injure people. It's used to illuminate targets on gunning devices. But honestly, why buy a "lightsaber" if I can't one day snap under societal pressures and injure people and set fire to things?

Wait what?

[Godhand]

Windows Visla 4:39 pm
The story isn't amazingly deep or complicated but it's solid
animu tries too hard to be deep
see, e.g. Eva
and that's the curse that Eva put on animu
Jack Raynes 4:40 pm
No, actually I think it doesn't try hard enough actually.
Windows Visla 4:40 pm
everything has to spend its last 5 or more eps in mindfuckery
Jack Raynes 4:40 pm
Anime is so goddamn stupid to me. Most boils down to...
Jack Raynes 4:40 pm
Okay if it's a war anime...
Windows Visla 4:40 pm
War's bad
Jack Raynes 4:40 pm
OH THE POINTLESSNESS OF WAR
OH HARK
WHY DO WE DO THIS
Windows Visla 4:40 pm
(Gundam Wing)
Jack Raynes 4:40 pm
WE ARE ALIKE OUR PEOPLES
Windows Visla 4:40 pm
which is why I didn't watch that animu
if you're going to have giant fucking mechs, don't tell me to give peace a chance
Jack Raynes 4:41 pm
Unless it's a joke catchphrase the main guy says before he fires the missiles.

[Sweet Polly Oliver]

This hasn't been posted in in forever but who cares.

[16:56] Artemis: i think i know why im single
[16:56] Artemis: i keep eating onion every day. onion smells bad. no one loves an onion man.
[16:57] umbrellaella41: yeah that's probably it
[16:57] umbrellaella41: lol
[16:57] Artemis: so u think if i stop eating onion
[16:57] Artemis: someone will wuv me
[16:57] umbrellaella41: could be
[16:57] umbrellaella41: no one does love an onion man :I
[16:58] Artemis: OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS
[16:58] Artemis: OKAY?
[16:58] Artemis: WE HAVE FUCKIN LAYERS

[Knave]

(00:30:06) The_International: If you've ever walked into a store with absolutely no intention of purchasing anything and walked out with a whole bunch of shit, it's likely someone intentionally or unintentionally used neurolinguistic programing on you
(00:30:27) knaveofspades: Intentionally... or they are one scary bastard
(00:30:37) Zook_Murnig: Like when you go into the Apple store.
(00:30:44) The_International: ha perhaps
(00:31:01) The_International: It's easy for someone to do it to you at an Apple store.
(00:31:15) The_International: Due to several factors.
(00:31:20) Zook_Murnig: Yeah, the stuff there is plenty desirable already.
(00:31:51) The_International: Yea that's true, but there's more to it that just good toys.
(00:32:10) Zook_Murnig: Go on...?
(00:33:08) knaveofspades: Toys are everything
(00:33:57) The_International: The color is white, completely neutral and without emotion. That puts you in an intellecutal state of mind and muffles your emotional side, allowing the intellectual types who work there to sell you by way of logic instead of performing the more difficult feat of selling you by way of emotion.
(00:36:21) The_International: Most of the devices are curved and feminine, take the iPhone or their notebooks for example. Some of the salespeople will equate a device to a woman. "Take a look at that baby. Isn't it beautiful?" That's why the men like to purchase them. Women like to purchase them because they're able to purchase something that symbolises themselves.
(00:36:38) knaveofspades: Really? Its not that the features are so revolutionary you want them even though you don't need them? Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of color psychology, but I'm never certain to what extent those things runs. Much like hidden messages, I doubt they will affect me if I don't even remotely comprehend them. I find orange to be a calming color, but the extent that goes into talking me into bed is rather limited.
(00:36:55) knaveofspades: Interesting, so the devices are literally sexy?
(00:37:18) Althanas: Wolfman_20 has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:37:26) Zook_Murnig: Damn fucking straight, Knave!
(00:37:30) The_International: Yes. They are literally sexy if a Salesperson says the right thing
(00:37:58) knaveofspades: I have an Ipod... its not too sexy... and its orange... I found it in the road though
(00:37:59) The_International: And orange might not put you to sleep.
(00:38:14) knaveofspades: Who said anything about sleep
(00:38:18) The_International: But it'll damn well help you get to sleep
(00:38:29) knaveofspades: You stay the fuck away from me
(00:39:00) knaveofspades: Oh, my bad, thought you typed "I'll"
(00:39:11) The_International: lol
(00:40:33) Zook_Murnig: lol

[Saxon]

[23:50] restitutionspork: I'm going to have a make a hot lady clown character and traipse her around Althanas now. Just because I'd never thought of lady clowns as hot.
[23:51] sirusv2pto: I think they're fucking gorgeous.
[23:51] restitutionspork: But I suppose I've never thought of Harley Quinne as a lady clown, even though, bam, it's right there.
[23:51] sirusv2pto: Ehhhh
[23:51] sirusv2pto: Not so much.
[23:51] sirusv2pto: I know too much about her.
[23:51] sirusv2pto: Plus I'm talking circus sluts here.
[23:51] restitutionspork: rofl
[23:51] sirusv2pto: Painting faces and blow jobs.
[23:51] restitutionspork: I don't even want to see your porn collection.
[23:51] sirusv2pto: Big shoes and a big red nose that goes HONK when you squeeze it.
[23:52] sirusv2pto: Oh, I'll make that bitch HONK.

[Zook Murnig]

Ark Ether: (10:56:44 PM) so she's smarter than him, cooler than him, hotter than him, makes more money than him, and is basically just better than him
SuperSonicMatt1: (10:56:54 PM) Yep.
Ark Ether: (10:57:03 PM) you're right - he must be gigantic

[Zook Murnig]

Zook_Murnig has a huge cock.
Christoph: That's a fair concern, but I don't think it's too much to worry about.

[Saxon]

22:22] sirusv2pto: I just want a son.
[22:22] sirusv2pto: scratch that.
[22:22] sirusv2pto: Two.
[22:22] sirusv2pto: Give me two and I'll be good.
[22:22] sirusv2pto: The second one is insurance in case the other one decides to blow his brains out or is a deadbeat.
[22:23] restitutionspork: I enjoy the way your brain works.
[22:24] sirusv2pto: Lol.
[22:25] sirusv2pto: Nobody admits that first part.
[22:25] sirusv2pto: But we all know its true. There's a slim chance they'll off themselves.
[22:25] sirusv2pto: It's like playing frogger with retards.
[22:25] sirusv2pto: One of 'em will get across, you just have to have enough of 'em to do it.
[22:26] restitutionspork: Fuck. Zook is an only child!
[22:27] sirusv2pto: *thunder and lightning*
[22:29] restitutionspork: They need to start making another kid in case I decide to leave and he can't go on without me.
[22:30] sirusv2pto: "Quick, honey! To the mating chamber!"
[22:30] restitutionspork: Ha ha. Actually it was just a few months ago that Zook went rummaging in their room looking for cookies and found pregnancy tests. It was a little amusing.
[22:32] sirusv2pto: I find it creepy he's still rummaging in his parents room.
[22:32] sirusv2pto: I think the last time I did that I found condoms and porn.
[22:32] sirusv2pto: I used them.
[22:33] restitutionspork: rofl. He found his dad's condoms once. They're too small for him to use.
[22:33] sirusv2pto: So were they.
[22:33] sirusv2pto: I was kinda dumbfounded as a teenager.
[22:33] sirusv2pto: "Holy shit, I'm HUGE."
[22:33] restitutionspork: ROFL
[22:33] sirusv2pto: "No, you idiot. Your dad's just tiny."

Seconds later..

[22:34] Zook: Oh my god, your penis is bigger than you dad's? So is mine! BONDING MOMENT!
[22:34] Zook: *your
[22:36] sirusv2pto: I KNOWS

[SirArtemis]

SirArtemis 1:17 am I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE OUR GRADE
SirArtemis 1:17 am within the next 3 years
Jensen 1:17 am lol
Jensen 1:17 am to true
SirArtemis 1:17 am too*
SirArtemis 1:17 am FUCK PAUL
SirArtemis 1:17 am WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT "TO TWO TOO" AND "THEIR THERE THEY'RE"
Jensen 1:18 am because your momma and me never got to that course of study before Sex Ed kicked in
SirArtemis 1:19 am well it's good to know you impregnated my mother when you were like 4
Jensen 1:19 am i was a fucking pimp

[Zook Murnig]

SuperSonicMatt1: (2:33:44 PM) Also, should I add a kippah to the order?
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:33:51 PM) Kippah=yarmulke.
TheTaskmienster: (2:33:52 PM) no clue what that is
TheTaskmienster: (2:33:52 PM) lol
TheTaskmienster: (2:34:00 PM) Neither of those words mean anything to me
TheTaskmienster: (2:34:01 PM)
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:34:10 PM) Yamekuh?
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:34:17 PM) Jew cap?
TheTaskmienster: (2:34:24 PM) Oh, I didn't sound it out
TheTaskmienster: (2:34:26 PM) Haha
TheTaskmienster: (2:34:31 PM) That's fine
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:34:42 PM) I'm just not sure if it's too jewy...
TheTaskmienster: (2:35:02 PM) BUT! Only if it's like this one :: http://www.zionjudaica.com/productimages/TZ-BTMN.jpg
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:37:28 PM) http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/57/4/AAAAC8zLonsAAAAAAFdJaQ.jpg?v=1246088049000
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:37:30 PM) How about that?
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:37:31 PM)
TheTaskmienster: (2:37:44 PM) That's a ghetto one.* lol
TheTaskmienster: (2:37:47 PM) That will do
TheTaskmienster: (2:37:50 PM) But I prefer batman
TheTaskmienster: (2:37:52 PM) hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:38:44 PM) Or...
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:38:48 PM) http://www.judaic.com/borsalino/borsalino-images/borsalino-hat-S.jpg
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:38:56 PM) Like you see the rabbis wear.
TheTaskmienster: (2:39:05 PM) That's not even a yamekuh anymore
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:39:13 PM) Nope, but it is kosher.
TheTaskmienster: (2:39:27 PM) You just need the curly locks hanging from it.* Like, stapled to the hat itself
TheTaskmienster: (2:39:28 PM) lol
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:39:45 PM) Nah, I'll stick with the skullcap.
TheTaskmienster: (2:39:48 PM) rofl
TheTaskmienster: (2:39:57 PM) Make it sound like a biker helmet.
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:41:18 PM) I'm not exactly sure how they keep it on their heads...
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:41:21 PM) Pins?
TheTaskmienster: (2:41:24 PM) yeah
TheTaskmienster: (2:41:26 PM) bobby pins
SuperSonicMatt1: (2:42:54 PM) Made of ADAMANTINE
TheTaskmienster: (2:42:59 PM) Rofl
TheTaskmienster: (2:43:01 PM) Damn straight

[Skie and Avery]

Zook: Can I have the controller back?
Me: *goes to hand back, fumbles and drops* Grrr, I hate controllers, I prefer leaders.

See what I did there? I made a DnD joke.
Zook: *raises his fists over his head* yes, and I will be the DEFENDER of the contro-
Me: *punches Zook in the dick*


<3 That makes me a Striker.

[SirArtemis]

Friend: so today i received a lot of compliments on the new spice
Me: nice
Friend: cologne :-)
Me: did people drop down and blow you
Friend: ahahah metaphorically, perhaps
Me: i wish smellovision existed
Friend: think canines / synesthesia
Me: that means nothing to me
Friend: dogs can 'see' scents so to speak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia
"...neurologically-based condition in which stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to automatic, involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway.."
Me: so you can smell like sexy
and it'll make you look sexy
Friend: LOL
Me: that just sounds like "beer" translated to sound cooler
Friend: psh

[Aiko]

Just now in the chat room...

Amoracchius: She'd still have a penis.
Amoracchius: Wait.
Aiko: She does not have a penis.
Amoracchius: Oh god.
Amoracchius: Oh god, the mental images...
Aiko: Pleasing, aren't they?
Amoracchius: I need a palet cleanser!
Aiko: Richard Simmons, Naked.
Amoracchius: Fuck you, okay?

[Amber Eyes]

Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs into the Chat.
Amber_Eyes: Hi there
Amber_Eyes: come here often?
Silence_Sei: More than you'd think
Amber_Eyes: yeah...that's why I don't
Silence_Sei: HarDEE har har

[Dissinger]

[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:58:07 PM] SethDahlios: How could you forget the turkey holywar!
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:58:43 PM] darkspyrchylde: the whoziwhatsit?
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:58:50 PM] SethDahlios: Sorry
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:58:52 PM] SethDahlios: wrong window
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:58:56 PM] SethDahlios: that was meant for paul
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:59:08 PM] darkspyrchylde: ah
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:59:23 PM] darkspyrchylde: fair enough
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:59:25 PM] darkspyrchylde: it happens
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:59:35 PM] SethDahlios: It was perhaps one of the more creative rants he went on
[Thu Nov 18 2010 11:59:41 PM] SethDahlios: about the forces fo white meat vs. dark meat
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:00:06 AM] SethDahlios: but how in our household we are neutral, because after our dad cooks it we can't tell the difference
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:00:09 AM] SethDahlios: it's all dark meat
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:00:11 AM] SethDahlios: ;)
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:03:16 AM] darkspyrchylde: mmmnnnn.... burned turkey
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:06:49 AM] SethDahlios: We used to joke that dinner wasn't ready till we heard the fire alarm
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:06:53 AM] SethDahlios: then one day it happened
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:01 AM] SethDahlios: :D
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:18 AM] darkspyrchylde: hah
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:25 AM] SethDahlios: My father threatened to murder me and paul in our sleep if we said it.
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:37 AM] darkspyrchylde: I've set off the fire alarm while cooking before
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:45 AM] darkspyrchylde: but it wasn't because I was burning anything
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:46 AM] darkspyrchylde: heh
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:44 AM] SethDahlios: being the assholes we were raised to be...
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:52 AM] SethDahlios: we couldn't resist...
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:07:57 AM] SethDahlios: I am actually a clone of aptrick
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:08:00 AM] SethDahlios: born the moment patrick died
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:08:06 AM] SethDahlios: and put into his clothes to grow overnight
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:08:33 AM] darkspyrchylde: I'm sure the real William Patrick Dennis was a much bigger douchebag
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:08:35 AM] SethDahlios: and funny
[Fri Nov 19 2010 12:08:52 AM] darkspyrchylde: well now I'm not sure if it was a loss or not

[SirArtemis]

Artemis
--Fuck humans.
--Pieces of shit.
Christoph
--Flaws are not always bad.
--Nobody is perfect. Not even me, if you can believe that.
--=p

[Christoph]

[12:13] sirusv2pto: Aw yeah, bound for an excellent thanksgiving, yeah.
[12:26] OberstChristoph: orly
[12:26] sirusv2pto: yeah
[12:26] sirusv2pto: southern cooking, yo.
[12:26] OberstChristoph: So, lots of biscuits and anything's deep fried?

[Saxon]

Scrotus: brb
Scrotus: I got to dismiss my internet stalker, enough is enough
Amber_Eyes: I'm just not understanding what he's wanting I guess...but it is coming back
Amber_Eyes: haha
Amber_Eyes: I just looked her up...she kinda looks like a stalker
Amber_Eyes: though I think looking her up makes me a stalker too
Scrotus: Dude, shes totally not my type, regardless if I date or not
Saxon: brown bag and duct tape.
Amber_Eyes: lol
Scrotus: Lol
Saxon: You can make that 3 into a 7 with just the sound of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrAA5XpFWk

[Knave]

Knave: Its teeth Drago, rip out its teeth!
MetalDrago: Huh?
Knave: You're prize, just imagine it, you're sword will be carved from the ivory incisors of reptilian gods.
MetalDrago: The tooth of Draconus? I really don't need another sword
Knave: Its a building material, make some gauntlets, some grieves, a pauldron, and a cod piece for full effect.
MetalDrago: If only I could. I already have full body armor
MetalDrago: ...This is why I'm having so much trouble! I don't really need anything
Knave: Do you have a cod piece?
MetalDrago: ...Haven't thought about it.
Zerith: you got time to come up with something.
Knave: And there you go, a dragon skin codpiece... and wallet.
Zerith: By the time Dynamite Rave is submitted, the twins will be born.
MetalDrago: Hmm...
Knave: Think about it, you will be able to protect nay weaponize Drago's junk.
MetalDrago: Oh gods... I don't want to think about that...
MetalDrago: Must suppress... imagination...
Knave: Thrust, thrust, stroke.
MetalDrago: Ewww
Knave: Grind!
MetalDrago: I need brain soap
MetalDrago: Scratch that, brain bleach
Zerith: you could have an ability, call it "Codslap."
Knave: Omg, this train of thought is awesome!
MetalDrago: ...
MetalDrago: I'm going silent now
Zerith: if it connects, player lose -2 levels.
Knave: I guess I scared him >_> but still, an awesome weapon. It could probably enchanted to spit jets of fire.
Knave: I wonder if its too much of a stretch to just leap to burning jizz.
Knave: Reminds me of Destroyman from No More Heroes.
Zerith: lol

[Silence Sei]

Amber_Eyes: aparently for Mrs. Althanas I am up against porn stars...
Zerith: yeah, Artie was going on about them earlier.
Amber_Eyes: or so says my husband
Silence_Sei: 1 pornstar
Silence_Sei: I have no clue who Kimber James is
Amber_Eyes: now the argument we may have over his knowledge of that is a story for another day
Amber_Eyes:
Silence_Sei: She -could- be a pornstar for all I know.
Amber_Eyes: she is
Amber_Eyes: ugh! Why did I look it up!?!
Zerith: lmao
Silence_Sei: But thanks to my Stepfather and his ability to remember porn star names, I knew omne of them was
Amber_Eyes: now I'm going to get weird popups about my penis size!
Silence_Sei: Wait....is Kimber James the one who ran for LA Gov?
Silence_Sei: Against Arnold and Coleman (RIP
Silence_Sei: )*
Amber_Eyes: she's a transexual apparently
Silence_Sei: I just remember that a porn star was unning, but I don't know her name, but Saxon saying 'in the spirit of Kimber James'
Silence_Sei: Ah
Silence_Sei: Or was it Sheex?
Silence_Sei: Somebody said it
Amber_Eyes: OMG...she has a penis
Amber_Eyes: I just saw it!
Amber_Eyes: ugh!
Silence_Sei: STOP LOOKING
Zerith: Any tie I'm in, just take me out
Amber_Eyes: I did
Amber_Eyes: but I heard transexual and I had to look didn't I?
Amber_Eyes: that's just how it works
Silence_Sei: nNO!
Silence_Sei: TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT!
Silence_Sei: I never tried to look up Miss Venus' skirt
Amber_Eyes: and it never would have happened if you hadn't wanted to know if she ran for Governor
Amber_Eyes: I've seen up Miss Venus' skirt
Amber_Eyes: lol
Silence_Sei: You coulda typed 'porn star who ran for governer'!
Silence_Sei: Governor*
Amber_Eyes: and no Z, I will not
Zerith: sometimes I wonder if you two should have certain conversations outside of chat.
Amber_Eyes: haha
Silence_Sei: But then you wouldn't be forced to listen to them
Silence_Sei: You see the delimna?

[Sheex]

I DID NOT SUPPORT A TRANSEXUAL PORNSTAR!!!!!!

Though had I known...er... what I mean to say is I supported the other one. Sorry Amber Eyes, but you just can't compete.

[Elrundir]

Time for a little thread necromancy with a jewel from the Chat tonight.

SirArtemis: it helps to keep track so you know how much of a whorebaggins you are
Atzar_Kellon: whorebaggins: a technical term
Sagequeen: lol, I was wondering.
Knave: Know what, I'm not contest this, I christen the BG PimpSlinger.
Sagequeen: but for girls... be you. we will some.
Sagequeen: er...come.
Sagequeen: if you're lucky.
Sagequeen: ^
Atzar_Kellon: [comment withheld]
Sagequeen: damned vodka.
Knave: Most awkward series of sentences I've ever seen
Sagequeen: agreed.
Elrundir: it seems he's already had a wide range of experience wi--oh, we're withholding comment, okay
Sagequeen: I'm good like that.
SirArtemis: sagequeen
Elrundir: so how much of a whorebaggins ARE you?
Knave: So...where did this come from? Is it like open in the other screen, then? Why did you pull it up now?
Elrundir: like, is there a unit of measurement? A system of titles?
Sagequeen: Should be Elrundir.
Knave: Did you rank them?
Knave: Include personal descriptions?
Sagequeen: Damn all I can think of is baggins as in LotR.
Sagequeen: When I said
Atzar_Kellon: same
Elrundir: maybe there's an achievement for doing eleventy-one women
Atzar_Kellon: stop that, haha... you almost made me spit water all over my computer screen
Sagequeen: should be... I meant there should be. Not you should be.... and yes. You have won withe the term eleventy-one.
Sagequeen: Elrundir is the winner of chat. Because I said so.

[Jasmine]

In the wee hours of the morning in the chat...


Taiz: oh god the message notification sound is so loud
Taiz: there, it is all quiet now
Jasmine: hahah
hamnat: BAGOOOO!
Jasmine: too bad it's either on or off
hamnat: BOGAH!
Taiz: shhh
Taiz: let him continue his chanting
Taiz: this is important ritual for hamnat
hamnat: heheheh x3
hamnat: BAGOOOO!
hamnat: BOGAH!
hamnat: *dances around a fire*
Taiz: so....beautiful
Jasmine: hahahaha
Taiz: so did the apple-summoning ritual work? are you now happily munching on a delicious, juicy apple?
hamnat: *NODDLES!*
Taiz: Excellent
hamnat: next up...
hamnat: noodles :D
Taiz: there's even a noodle ritual?
hamnat: *noddles* noodles!

[Vigil]

NSFW (Though why you're on this site while on the job is beyond me).

[20:47] angelicmalice: http://www.oglaf.com/shield-maiden/
[20:47] angelicmalice: I love this idea.
[20:47] sirusv2pto: HAHAHA
[20:48] angelicmalice: You would get the maximum sexual stimuli as a guy.
[20:49] sirusv2pto: Seriously, I don't really think there's any other way to make it better then to dig around in your head and flick at the part of your brain that produces the chemical that leads to orgasm.
[20:49] angelicmalice: That cheapens the experience a little.
[20:50] sirusv2pto: Also probably shortens your life expectancy.
[20:50] angelicmalice: Orgasm causing cigarettes,
[20:50] angelicmalice: We'll make them, and doom humanity
[20:51] angelicmalice: Or put an effective cancer cure rushing towards production.

[Morus]

Paladin: Why do I always forget to log out of chat when I go afk
Morus: You're a bad person.
Paladin: Yeah I am
Paladin: Oh well
Morus: As long as your realize it.
Paladin: Will you punish me?
Morus: That's a pretty gay thing to say to another dude.
Morus: And I say that as a man who enjoys sex with another man, so...seriously.
Paladin: yeah in hindsight that was really gay
Morus: We'll pretend you never said it.

[Duffy]

Yayyyy, homophobia! Yayyyyy!

[Christoph]

Yayyyy, homophobia! Yayyyyy!

Shut up faggot.

:D


EDIT: Just in case anyone doesn't realize that the above was a joke, here are more emoticons for your convenience and viewing pleasure: :) :p ;)

EDIT2: That just made me realize that we need more/better emoticons.

[Tainted Bushido]

OberstChristoph: http://macromeme.com/cat/how-to-shower-samurai.jpg
OberstChristoph: Well hell, isn't that how everyone showers?
OberstChristoph: Or is it just me. XD
SethDahlios: http://www.l5rsearch.com/images/cards/hidasozenxp2ht8.jpg
Sethdahlios: Yes Indeed
OberstChristoph: Yes, exactly. Lol.

[SirArtemis]

Revenant:
All was failing there's always the chlorofir

SirArtemis:
i just love this girl too much for my own good

Revenant:
Chloroform option

SirArtemis:
you spend too much time on althanas if that's the option that comes to mind

Revenant:
Either that or I really know my way around a woman's heart

SirArtemis:
if by around you mean circumventing rather than navigating

Revenant:
And her liver, and kidneys ...

[Enigmatic Immortal]

Enigmatic_Immortal: like how Cass runs her Cult

Enigmatic_Immortal: hey, did you get my pm about the idea I had for Kyla and Cass?

Amber_Eyes: I did. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it...Kyla is pretty straight

Enigmatic_Immortal: ugh..

Amber_Eyes: not to mention I'm not sure I want her to sleep with all your characters

Enigmatic_Immortal: i knew you'd say that

Enigmatic_Immortal: it's not so much sleeping with Cass

Enigmatic_Immortal: it's just head games to fuck with her and Jensen

Enigmatic_Immortal: think of the story angle

Enigmatic_Immortal: love potion introduced into you system

Enigmatic_Immortal: kyla becomes smitten with cass, and cass uses her like a slave

Amber_Eyes: Think of Kyla's vagina...which is becoming more well known on althanas than the citadel

Enigmatic_Immortal: you told me yourself that she hasn't been with that many people

Enigmatic_Immortal: and again, it's all about the angle

Enigmatic_Immortal: if i submit Kyla's will to Cass

Enigmatic_Immortal: it would be such a great story angle to use against Sei

Enigmatic_Immortal: and the IK

Amber_Eyes: Screw Sei and the IK...Kyla doesn't want to screw your demi-god

Enigmatic_Immortal: not to mention the sex scene would be JC worthy

Enigmatic_Immortal: you want one of those, i know you do

Enigmatic_Immortal: stop being so uppity about it

Amber_Eyes: Dude...just no...I'm not being uppity..

Amber_Eyes: are you serious?

Enigmatic_Immortal: hell yeah

Amber_Eyes: just because I don't want to go along with your plot-line I'm upity?

Amber_Eyes: Fuck you dude

Enigmatic_Immortal: come on, you know it'd be so hot for the two of them to hook up

Enigmatic_Immortal: your being so closed minded about this

Enigmatic_Immortal: remember, it's all a set up

Enigmatic_Immortal: no real emotions are taking place

Amber_Eyes: I'm not even sure I want to finish the thread...your being an ass

Enigmatic_Immortal: really?

Enigmatic_Immortal: bit childish don't you think

Amber_Eyes: Of course...she'll just fuck Kyla and leave...just like you did last time we wrote a sex-themed thread

Enigmatic_Immortal: hey fuck off, that was YOUR idea

Amber_Eyes: So now I'm childish AND uppity?

Enigmatic_Immortal: well if the shoe fits...

Amber_Eyes: the sex scene was...not making Kyla look like a sad one night stand

Enigmatic_Immortal: it wasn't

Amber_Eyes: you can take the shoe and shove it up your ass! I'm done with this shit

Amber_Eyes: you are ridiculous

Enigmatic_Immortal: what the fuck is your problem?

Amber_Eyes: I don't have a problem...you have some weird need to get your characters laid all the time...its sick really

Enigmatic_Immortal: wow....two characters

Enigmatic_Immortal: that's SOOO many

Enigmatic_Immortal: look, YOU wanted to hook up with Jensen

Amber_Eyes: I'm just waiting for Kyla to wake up to sybiosis licking her toes or something

Enigmatic_Immortal: YOU wanted to push the enevelope on that

Enigmatic_Immortal: sybiosis? did you mean Symbiosis?

Amber_Eyes: Yes...I'm sorry I don't kow how to spell your venom ripoffs name

Enigmatic_Immortal: hardy har har

Enigmatic_Immortal: having another fantasy with my characters?

Amber_Eyes: oh yes...let me tell you

Enigmatic_Immortal: sure, why the fuck not, you have a hard on for all my male characters

Enigmatic_Immortal: but when I ask to do ONE female female scene

Amber_Eyes: do I?

Enigmatic_Immortal: it's the fucking END OF THE WORLD

Enigmatic_Immortal: go ahead, tell me!

Enigmatic_Immortal: fuck this shit

Amber_Eyes: Tell me about it, please Paul...I'd really like to know about my hard on for all your male characters

Enigmatic_Immortal: put it out on the table!

Enigmatic_Immortal: your the onewho wanted Jensen

Enigmatic_Immortal: your the one who wanted to have sex with him

Enigmatic_Immortal: your the one who couldn't go over the fact an NPC did it better

Amber_Eyes: oh...you did not just go there

Enigmatic_Immortal: and now you're having sick ass fetish fantasies about Symbiosis licking your feet

Amber_Eyes: are you fucking kidding me?

Amber_Eyes: Stephanie was a total whore...

Amber_Eyes: she slept with like 3 people in the IK

Enigmatic_Immortal: ha

Amber_Eyes: including a girl

Enigmatic_Immortal: i'd love to see who they were

Amber_Eyes: you want Cass to have a lesbian moment...revive the fucking ginger

Enigmatic_Immortal: Jensen and Tobias, that was it

Amber_Eyes: Sei?

Enigmatic_Immortal: not that I was aware of

Amber_Eyes: Did you not read true colors?

Enigmatic_Immortal: i don't read crap

Amber_Eyes: I noticed...you just write it

Enigmatic_Immortal: You want in on it all the time

Enigmatic_Immortal: makes you a dumbster diver

Amber_Eyes: perhaps...I won't be making that mistake again...

Enigmatic_Immortal: too late every thread your in is filled with crap

Enigmatic_Immortal: sorry for trying to help you be better

Amber_Eyes: help me be better? What about all that "I love Kyla as a character" shit?

Enigmatic_Immortal: one good trait doesn't make a great story

Amber_Eyes: neither does whoring every character you have out

Enigmatic_Immortal: sorry i try to establish real relationships with my character

Amber_Eyes: real relationships?

Amber_Eyes: Fuck buddies are not real relationships

Amber_Eyes: look...perhaps you have something missing in your own life that you need to live out with your characters...but I don't want to be involved with you getting off through Cass....sorry

Enigmatic_Immortal: why are you making this so personal

Enigmatic_Immortal: you shoulda known

Amber_Eyes: known what?

Amber_Eyes: That you were a pompous asshat?

Amber_Eyes: Or that you were a perv?

Enigmatic_Immortal: what has gotten into you

Enigmatic_Immortal: huh?

Amber_Eyes: I'm done dude...just done...

Enigmatic_Immortal: little miss self righteous

Amber_Eyes: you don't know shit about me Paul, stop pretending you do

Enigmatic_Immortal: because you knwo so much about me!

Enigmatic_Immortal: how do you think I feel having you say all those things about me, like you understand me?

Amber_Eyes: I know enough...

Enigmatic_Immortal: oh i'd love to hear it

Enigmatic_Immortal: tell me what you think you know

Amber_Eyes: your just like every other rp guys...wanking off behind the keyboard like your stories are going to affect someone

Amber_Eyes: get over yourself

Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs out of the Chat.

Enigmatic_Immortal: bitch!

Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs into the Chat.

Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs out of the Chat.

Althanas: Amber_Eyes logs into the Chat.

Enigmatic_Immortal: ...

Amber_Eyes: I'm sorry dude

Enigmatic_Immortal: what the hell?

Amber_Eyes: I didn't mean all that

Amber_Eyes: I'm just pissy

Enigmatic_Immortal: Well...I just don't know why you attacked me like that

Enigmatic_Immortal: and...I'm sorry....

Amber_Eyes: The war has me all worked up and...I just...I dunno

Enigmatic_Immortal: me too

Amber_Eyes: I really don't want you mad at me

Amber_Eyes: I'm cool with whatever storyline you want to do

Enigmatic_Immortal: only if you aren't mad at me....maybe I do live a bit too much through my characters

Enigmatic_Immortal: if it's to weird, we won't do the freaky Cass Mistress Kyla sex slave angle

Amber_Eyes: I like writing with you...I don't want us to stop writing together

Enigmatic_Immortal: though exlaned like that

Enigmatic_Immortal: i can see why you don't like the idea..

Enigmatic_Immortal: i like writing with you

Amber_Eyes: your like the only reason I came back to althanas

Enigmatic_Immortal: you are one of the best....

Enigmatic_Immortal: seeing you back made me happy

Amber_Eyes: I'm glad...I missed you

Enigmatic_Immortal: I...I missed you too

Amber_Eyes: still friends?

Enigmatic_Immortal: no way

Enigmatic_Immortal: BEST friends

Amber_Eyes: what?

Amber_Eyes: ah

Amber_Eyes: Besties!

Jasmine: you two are absolutely the weirdest *has been actually here and reading the whole time*

Amber_Eyes: haha

Enigmatic_Immortal: so? Enigmatic_Immortal: what's creepier

Enigmatic_Immortal: us writing all this

Enigmatic_Immortal: or you reading and watching

Enigmatic_Immortal: lol

Amber_Eyes: haha

Amber_Eyes: oh goodness

Jasmine: didn't want to intrude J

asmine: though i felt like it a couple of time

~*~*~

It should be noted.....

jessilynngardner: If faure leaves we should give Jasmine something to read when she gets back...lol
The King of All: lol
The King of All: yeeeeees
The King of All: I approve
jessilynngardner: haha
The King of All: what should we come up with, just in case he is gone so we can really take advantage of it?
jessilynngardner: I don't know...
The King of All: you could scream at me
jessilynngardner: about what?
The King of All: get upset about something, really emotional, and make it trivial
The King of All: storyline?
The King of All: I can argue that Kyla and Cass should have a sex scene, or vice versa
The King of All: should make it really awkward for her
jessilynngardner: haha
jessilynngardner: sounds good

[Jasmine]

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[Christoph]

absentwizard: Also, things that are faster than the speed of light have imaginary mass.
absentwizard: So they can never become slower than the speed of light.
Christoph: I'm pretty sure that imaginary mass doesn't actually exist in the real world.
absentwizard: If they hit something and lose kinetic energy, they go faster.
absentwizard: Well, we haven't been able to detect it yet.
Christoph: So, what you're saying is that imaginary objects move at faster than the speed of light and get faster when they slow down.
absentwizard: Correct.
absentwizard: Also, they are ALWAYS moving backwards in time.
Christoph: Sounds about right. Physicists are so full of crap, lol.

[Visla Eraclaire]

Some people call their unprovable assertions religion. Some people call them advanced theoretical physics.

[Connor Lacuna]

absentwizard: Also, things that are faster than the speed of light have imaginary mass.
absentwizard: So they can never become slower than the speed of light.
Christoph: I'm pretty sure that imaginary mass doesn't actually exist in the real world.
absentwizard: If they hit something and lose kinetic energy, they go faster.
absentwizard: Well, we haven't been able to detect it yet.
Christoph: So, what you're saying is that imaginary objects move at faster than the speed of light and get faster when they slow down.
absentwizard: Correct.
absentwizard: Also, they are ALWAYS moving backwards in time.
Christoph: Sounds about right. Physicists are so full of crap, lol.

So, this is what happened after I left that conversation, isn't it?

I got kicked off by a power outage. Seems fitting, for all that talk of God we had.

[Gunslinger]

Anglekos: My Wizard's Aspects: "Aspects: ...And The Gunslinger Followed; Tall, Mean And Ugly; A Strange Man In A Strange Land...Again; I Don't Like Magic; The Last Gunslinger."
BETCHA CAN'T GUESS WHAT HE IS LOL
A Warped Mind: ...I DUNNO, MAN.
HE COULD BE A BOWMAN.
OR POSSIBLY A POOL PLAYER WHO USES A MAGICAL CUE TO CAST HIS SPELLS

[Christoph]

Thread necromancy! Arise... ARISE!

*

BlackAndBlueEyes: I think once I turn Madison into a ticking plague bomb, I should do a solo about her adjusting to her new... condition
BlackAndBlueEyes: She won't go "boom", really.
BlackAndBlueEyes: But she will essentially be poisonous to the touch.
Christoph: Ticking plague bomb? Lol.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Once I get close to leveling up, I'm going to embark on a quest that ends with her being cursed.
Inwuhou: ... I think I have a Fairy of Diseases somewhere down here in the pile.
BlackAndBlueEyes: She essentially becomes toxic.
Inwuhou: Toxic to what?
Christoph: Huh. Don't let Elijah find her. He may decide that fire is the only cure.
Inwuhou: "I'm gonna lie, it's going to hurt like a real #*!(, but you've got to look beyond that !@#. You've gotta embrace the flames, because that's the only truth. Transcendence, #!$#."
BlackAndBlueEyes: Let's see, what am I planning for Maddy...
BlackAndBlueEyes: Poisonous touch and breath, blood that's pure plague...
BlackAndBlueEyes: Her skin certainly won't look good.
Inwuhou: Spit?
BlackAndBlueEyes: The ability to store toxins in her body; a concept I'll explore later.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Something between spit and projectile vomit.
Inwuhou: You may also want to specify toxic to what. For example, consider oxygen. Horribly toxic to anaerobes.
Christoph: She'll definitely be a servant of the Chaos God Nurgle.
Inwuhou: ... the ... uh... projectile vomit image is kinda disturbing
Christoph: Lol. There are Skyrim enemies that do that.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Essentially, she's going to become a bastardized version of a poison mage.
Christoph: Sounds icky.
BlackAndBlueEyes: It'll be something fun and different.
Christoph: Apparently he got the impression that Madison was the slightest bit sexually appealing to some small percentage of readers, and he couldn't have that. :p
Inwuhou: He might start engaging a weird fetishistic demographic
BlackAndBlueEyes: She's not.
Christoph: No, she's not. But he had to be sure.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Although when she's allowed her toxin supply to build up, she'll fill out her corset and jeans a little bit.
BlackAndBlueEyes: Which she probably won't object to.
Christoph: That... is somewhat grotesque.
BlackAndBlueEyes: I won't let it get to http://www.blogiversity.org/blog​s/frankthetank/l4d-boss-art-boome​r.jpg
Christoph: Rofl. That'd be amazing
Inwuhou: This reminds me a bit of a Cancer Mage
BlackAndBlueEyes: And certainly not http://itserver.montytech.net/St​udents/2014/mw11756/assets/left-4​-dead-2-spitter1.jpg
BlackAndBlueEyes: She'll just look... healthier.
BlackAndBlueEyes: All things considered.
Christoph: http://images.wikia.com/warhamme​r40k/images/4/4b/240px-Great_Uncl​ean_One_ss.jpg
BlackAndBlueEyes: That's sexy.
Christoph: Oh yeah.
Christoph: Think of all the extra orifices.
BlackAndBlueEyes: >.<

[Ebivoulya]

[Ebivoulya] How do you feel about the issues?
[Elthas_Belthasar] what issues?
[Ebivoulya] All the issues.
[Ebivoulya] The important ones, anyways.
[Ebivoulya] People want to know if you support what's happening.
[Elthas_Belthasar] you mean on Althanas in general?
[Ebivoulya] Were you aware of the existence of those tapes?
[Elthas_Belthasar] lol.
[Ebivoulya] There's talk of impeachment.
[Ebivoulya] Don't laugh at this, sir, this is serious.
[Ebivoulya] The voters want to know.
[Elthas_Belthasar] sorry i find this sort of talk really humerous.
[Elthas_Belthasar] cause im not entirely sure if you're talking about Althanas or the elections
[Ebivoulya] All I want to know is your thoughts on the current administration.
[Jasmine] *snrk* of althanas?
[Elthas_Belthasar] i didnt vote Obama, but i respect him if that's what you mean.
[Ebivoulya] So you don't deny the rumors, then?
[Elthas_Belthasar] im not up on current events, what rumors?
[Elthas_Belthasar] you'd have to give me a point of reference here.
[Roc] lol
[Ebivoulya] Don't play ignorant, those files had your name all over them.
[Elthas_Belthasar] mine? rofl.
[Elthas_Belthasar] i doubt first of all that you even know my name :D .
[Ebivoulya] So you agree you've been hiding things from the voters, then?
[Elthas_Belthasar] lemme see...not that my opinion would really matter here, but i suppose im keeping more than one secret.
[Ebivoulya] Thank you for your honesty. Hopefully we can expect that sort of candor at the upcoming press conference.

Live at 5.

[Ebivoulya]

Double-post for awesome. Warning: Contains depictions of vagina-spelunking.

[Thorne] Ebi, fetch my spongling mitts!
[Ebivoulya] Mitts fetched. Here you go.
Thorne filches through Jebby's spongle
[Ebivoulya] AH THINK SHE NEEDS ANAHTHA ONE.
Thorne roots around elbow deep in Jebby
[Ebivoulya] Deeper.
Thorne recreates the Trainspotting scene, in Jebby
[Ebivoulya] Excellent.
[Ebivoulya] I hear we lost several divers down there last week.
Thorne screams out, muffled
[Thorne] Grab my ankles, pull!!
Ebivoulya pulls
Roc pulls
[Ebivoulya] HEAVE
Roc heaves
Ebivoulya heaves
Thorne plops out, trailing who the hell knows what fluids and effluvia.
[Thorne] Thanks lads, another few seconds, and she'd a' had me
[Ebivoulya] Good job, everyone.
Thorne passes around gold dubloons
[Thorne] I've found where the Bermuda Triangle empties out
[Ebivoulya] So, did you find the sunken- YOU FOUND IT.
[Ebivoulya] We'll be rich.
Thorne shakes his head
[Thorne] here, there be monsters
[Thorne] This'un has crabs so big, in her patch, they be lobsters!!
[Ebivoulya] Is it Sparta?
[Thorne] It's worse...
Thorne shows them the French flag he found
[Thorne] THIS. IS. VAGIIIIINNNAAAAAA!!!
Ebivoulya kick

[Mordelain]

I can feel my IQ dropping even further into mundane normalcy...:eek:

[Abbie]

[Ebivoulya] Only the internet could have cyncism for the educational system, a discussion on intelligence, and a striptease all on the same page.

Truth.

[Dissinger]

[Dissinger] hmm to burrito or not to burrito
[Christoph] What kind?
[BlackAndBlueEyes] Burrito.
[Christoph] Chicken burrito? If so, then yes.
[Christoph] Or steak. Mmmmm
[Dissinger] Carne Asada heretic!
[Dissinger] THERE SHALL BE ONLY BEEF NO CHICKEN!
[Mordelain] Neither...Fahjita all the way.
[Dissinger] NO CHICKEN!
[Dissinger] VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
[Dissinger] In the grim darkness fo the far future, there is only beef!
[Dissinger] Moohammer 40,000

[Abbie]

[Abbie] also, i think i broke something in my face
[Luned] we finally got heat the other day, thank heavens. It was wicked miserable in here even when it hit 50
[Luned] also, did you know they say "hella" instead of "wicked" in California?
[Luned] it sounds like they're making a stupid joke but they're not
[Luned] and you should stop breaking your face, btw
[Abbie] i knew about hella
[Abbie] and yeah, i know. it feels all puffy and weird
[Abbie] there was a pop, then pain, now this
[Abbie] no idea what i did
[Max Dirks] Abbie are you still hot?
[Abbie] LOL*what?

[Abbie]

[Ebivoulya] Yes, he'll be a fine Sith one day.
Ebivoulya plots.
[Abbie] well, with you as his master, the padawan will become a terror to behold
[Ebivoulya] One can only hope.
[Abbie] well, you are the dark yoda
Ebivoulya agrees with this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/GekkoPixie/Banners/DarthYoda2.jpg

The above conversation was edited to include only the important content

[Christoph]

3:05 AM [Christoph] So, I forgot to mention. I uploaded one of my old fight videos to Youtube.
3:06 AM [Marina Seacrest] *has the andy griffith show song stuck in her head*
3:06 AM [Christoph] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGwUpM9QryU
3:07 AM [Luned] your butt is really hairy
3:07 AM [Roc] you fucked that other bear up... not sure why you have to shit in the middle of it though
3:08 AM [Roc] you literally shat while simultaneously fucking the other bear up
3:08 AM [Christoph] Because that's what men do.
3:08 AM [Christoph] I like how you could figure out which bear I was.
3:09 AM [Roc] pointing your ass at the screen just seemed like something you'd do