"Famous Last Words..."

[Taliel Escabre]

Just got the idea for (what I think) would be a fun game. You simply give what you think funny last words would be for the character above you. For instance, if you were to do Taliel (which holds true for whoever posts second), you could say something like:

"No, trust me, this scroll is full-proof."

It could be fitting to the character or something sorta off. Regardless, should proove to be fun. Off you go.

[The Valkyrie]

Taliel while wearing Cloak of Hiding: *waves in [insert random bad guy here]'s face* "Hey can you see me?"

[Daggertail]

Tails"Check out this, I just learned fireball...oops"

so slow:

Valk: "my Torque of protection will protect me!"

[Dissinger]

Seth: I can beat that dragon, I gotta do is cast....

EDIT: equally slow...

Eris: Hey lets go sneak into that mansion, It shoudl be a snap!

[Calael]

Enemy: Ha, have you no penance for your sins?

Seth: Penance for my sins? ... Damnit.

[Dissinger]

Calael: What? The Theory of my existence was disproved? AHHHH! *explodes*

[Cyrus the virus]

Seth: "Behold, my new Hex Spell! Aiiieeee!!"

[grim137]

Cyrus: Tarry Whealer, I challange you to a fight for I am the great and mighty mage Luc Kraus!

[Mistress Lida]

Grim: So, Lida, you busy tonight?

[Dissinger]

Lida: Now to tame that demon....

[grim137]

Dissinger: Time to try out my newest hex spell, "self destruct", muahahahahah!!

[Abbie]

Grim: Rheawien, your Mistress is a bitch!

[Daggertail]

Grim: "I shall use my new sword technique. Seppuku attack"

Abbie: "I shall land on my feet from this fall. Oh no! I'm in human form!"

[DarkStrike]

*captured by another pirate crew*

Captain: You'll walk the plank!

Eris: How ironic...

[Vorin]

Nenal: Heh, that non-fallen angel looks like a pansy.

[Jolie Fairchild]

To Lucifer: Go to hell!

dammit...

Vorin: Grim, you're a two-bit lowlife compared to me!

[DarkStrike]

Jolie pulls hits the jackpot, scoring several thousand, easy, gold pieces, and then while traveling along the rooftops, the "Thieves Highway" She mis-times her jump.

Jolie: Oh shit, wish I had that life insurance now

[Daggertail]

Saint Michael indeed, you're just a muscle brained moron.

St Michael: I'm a What?!

[DarkStrike]

ooc: this is great lol

IC:

Scourge member: You're a pimp?

Eris: Shove it you piece of toe fungus, Im an imp

Every Scourge member in the vacinity walks slowly toward Eris.

Eris: Why me?

[streak101]

*gropes a female character*


Nenal-"I swear I thought she was an NPC!"

[grim137]

Streak 101: *To any number of high level characters who could be considered villans*

"You shall pay for your evil deeds"

[Slayer of the Rot]

Nenal: Go into the light?

Edit: Fantastic.

Grim: I can't see shit, so I'll walk out on this busy Radasanth street.

[Daggertail]

Dan: "I speak softly and carry a big sword, don't mess with me... hey your swords bigger, no fair."

[streak101]

*to a level 20 player*

Dan- "I can kick your ass"

*dies*

"Should've kept rotslayer"

EDIT: Great.

Eris: "Hey captain Bullock!"

[Slayer of the Rot]

Eris: Buck naked? I ain't doing that, Mr. Lagh'ratham.

and

Streak: I got Rotslayer! I can't lift Rotslayer!

[Skarsnik]

Banda: "Heh, I can take all fifty of you on by myself now wheres my boomer...oops..."

Slayer: "I can down those kegs no problem!"

[streak101]

Skarsnik: "I'll just tinker with this reactor....Now let's see red wire is to deactivate right? *clips wire* Wait a minute i think it was gr-*BOOM*

[Daggertail]

Banda: I throw my boomerang into the air, where it lands, I know not where.

[Bohemia]

Eris: What do you mean I'm the captain? The ship's going down!

[Vorin]

Jon: I'm not that Jonathon King. I don't know who slapped your mother in the face and jerked on your dog!

[streak101]

*sucks blood from victim*


Vorin - "I should've checked if he was diabetic."

[Tharzu Severfang]

Me thinks last words of Skarsnik is "Let's see us if invention works"...me snickers...

[The Bard]

Tharzu: "easy girl...nice kitty cat...you dont wanna eat me"

[Bohemia]

Vorin: I'm Jonathon King? Why'd you make me read -

Gunshot.

EDIT: How do these things happen?

Amoroth: I will sing gay and merrily at this biker bar, tra la la la la la....

[Skarsnik]

Me think Tharzu wrong, invention work.

Me think Jon last words "Oops, you King Wife." Man-thing stupid like that...

[Daggertail]

"Me make cat skinner, not work quite right... Tail stuck."

[streak101]

Eris- "That lock had a trap?"

[The Bard]

streak: "Hey I shouldnt get my profile taken away just cause my character resembles the one from Dragon quest 7"

[Daggertail]

Bard: you know being in an amazon camp is not the best time to sing songs about my favorite barmaid.

[Mistress Lida]

Eris: "Who do you think you are, my father? Oh, you are..."

[Tharzu Severfang]

Mistress Lida...pretty human-thing...last words be "Let's us try that iron maiden, the mores I screams the mores you push lid closed."

[grim137]

Misstress Lida: "Rheawin, your tieing the rope around my throat to tight."

Edit: Damn you!

Tharzu: "What there was rat poison in that?"

[Abbie]

She'd be the one closing the lid, more likely.

Tharzu: "Here kittykitty! Nice kitty!" *to himself* "That one big kitty..."

edit: lmao

Grim: "Dammit, I heard something fall..." *steps on poisoned barbs*

[Skarsnik]

Pooka-thing look like wierd man things with fleshy things on chest. Skarsnik is confused, but skarsnik think final words be "I didn't steal your gold. It fell into pocket!"

[Daggertail]

Me tinker with gnome gun!

[Artifex Felicis]

Eris: Don't worry, but foot won't get caught on the rope

Nautical, HO!

[Vorin]

Leon: Sure you can get kinky with the yarn, Joshua.

On a serious note: There is such a thing as kitty AIDS. Tell the world.

[Daggertail]

On a serious note: There is such a thing as kitty AIDS. Tell the world.

yeah but it's only spread from the mother to child and takes eight years to take affect. I had a cat die from it.

Vorin: Wow this temple I attacked has a whole pool of holy water and I'm falling in. Note to self, stay away from temples.

[Chiroptera]

Daggertail: I can TOO fit my whole hand in my mouth! Watch this!

[Slayer of the Rot]

Chiroptera: I look like Tifa? Who's that?

FANBOY FATALITY

[Artifex Felicis]

Dan: This is a f*ckin' .44 revolver. So I fired a few shots. Five or Six. Think you gonna get lucky, punk?

[Nymph and Dragon]

Leon: *standing on top of a tall building* Cats always land on their feet!

[Daggertail]

You mean this is an Alkaline lake!!!

[streak101]

streak: "Hey I shouldnt get my profile taken away just cause my character resembles the one from Dragon quest 7"

Dude I haven't even seen 7 the only thing i copied from dragon quest was the boomerang which has been a good idea so far.



Eris- Man overboard! Me!

[Vorin]

Banda: I wonder what happens if I don't try to catch the boome...*dead*

[streak101]

Always cheeky with the boomerang eh?

Vorin at the Citadel - "I vant to sack your bl-" *dies*

[Vorin]

Vorin at the Citadel - "I vant to sack your bl-" *dies* That actually happened. Ask Letho.

*Ignore me*

[Chiroptera]

Banda: I'll take you, Dirks! Your guns against my boomer- *bang*

[Slayer of the Rot]

Eltarri: I'm siding with the furries!

[Vorin]

Dan: I think Vorin will lead us to victory over the dark forces of furrydom. Hey Kit, you look good thi...*katanaed*

[Slayer of the Rot]

Vorin: This stake does not match my velvet jacket.

Then the hammer drives it in deeper.

[streak101]

Banda: I'll take you, Dirks! Your guns against my boomer- *bang*


Cheeky Cheeky Cheeky lol

Dan- I'm against the furries! *Boomerang comes in* *Slice*


Banda- Man! Now i gotta go over there and get it!

[Slayer of the Rot]

Banda: I killed Dan Lagh'ratham! I'm am- *off with the head*

Dan: Thank God for armor and regeneration!

[Daggertail]

Banda: I invented the coolest weapon, the gunerang!

Dan: Cleaning guns is for Wimps! *Gun backfires*

Eris: Umm If i nail my tail in the tree than I won't worry about falling.

[Yamihara]

Eris: Hey, what's that shiny black thing in this hole? *Stares down the wrong end of the cannon*

[wolf]

Asuka: Try to hit me! I have my first aid kit!

[Zerith]

Pacco: *gets cornered by a group of hunters* "Meow?"

[Daggertail]

Zerith: "My Halberd is better than any sword!... Should yours be glowing like that?"

Eris:"Yay Gimme glowing sword"

[Vampiric Angel]

Eris: "Why should I be in the crow's nest?" *Hurricane appears in the distance*

[streak101]

Banda: *Cracks all knuckles at once*

Anenfel: "How'd you do that?"

[Vampiric Angel]

Larissa: You're in BIG trouble now Mr.Banda!

Banda: Whaddya mean?

*Daggers fly into his chest*

Anenfel: Hehe

[streak101]

Banda-*Uses first-aid*

Anenfel-"How the hell does he do that?"

Banda - *Sly Striker* "Come here Larissa!"

I had to do it

[Vampiric Angel]

*Larissa dogdes the attacks and grows to a gigantic size. Horns and fire everywhere*
Larissa: Bwaahahahaha! Come here Banda!

Banda: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[streak101]

Who ever said I was attacking?

Banda: *throws boomerang*

Larissa:No! *Falls unconscious

Banda: I don't kill girls.

[Daggertail]

Eris: Take it to the citedel you too. Eep, why the angry stares?

Anefel: Umm Larissa, I don't think you should touch that. *Ribbit*

Banda: How many boomerangs I can throw at once?

[Vampiric Angel]

Anenfel: But I do! *SLASH!*

*Banda's head rolls on the ground*

EDIT: Eris is now on my kill list....

Eris: Wow that's really pretty...

Anenfel: Thanks, I think so too! *BOING*

[streak101]

That's not nice...

[Mistress Lida]

VA: "Who put grease on these stairs. Someone could get h-" *falls down into a pit of sharp pointy weapons*

[Daggertail]

Lida: I hope Rhea doesn't mind a little side fun, but this one was just too cute not to tie up. Yeowch that tail really hurts...

Eris: Oops umm sorry... Um are you alright... can someone get me down

[Falcon Darkflight]

Eris: "What do you MEAN you can't see my tan?!"

[Empyrean]

Canen: "No, no, he's dead, trust me! Look, I'll poke it with my sword, the most it'll probably do is twitch..."

[Falcon Darkflight]

Sanoe: "Keep your damn theiving mitts off of my gemstone armour. Do you know much work these stones took? Each one is almost flawless, with 45 degree-"

[Daggertail]

Falcon: Hey Pansy Elf! Real wizards don't sing girly songs

[Falcon Darkflight]

Eris: "Look! Look! I do tricks!"

[Kai]

Falcon: I assue you, Kai is sane

[Vorin]

Kai: Sure I'll come to your secret dungeon Vorin. Sounds like fun. What's all the candle wax for?

[Daggertail]

Vorin: "Aww my secret dungeon, how i missed you and your big pool of molten wax." *Trip*

[Kai]

Eris: see that muffin, if you let me have it you live ... huh *Didn't know kai is a muffin king*

[Falcon Darkflight]

Eris: "Yes Canen. Let's go on a pirate adventure. But you'll have to take off all your clothes. Why? Don't question me bitch! Now tie yourself to the mast!"

EDIT: Fucky hell, that's the second damn time you've done that to me Kai!

[Kai]

Falcon: dammit kai, your way too fast ... huh hey i got an idea, look kai muffins *Didn't count on kai being pissed when he learned the truth*

[Vorin]

Falcon: Pfft, a vampire? This Vorin will be a piece of cake to beat.

Edit...

Kai: Wow, Vorin looks like he'd go down in a minute.

[Falcon Darkflight]

Vorin: "What? What's wrong with dipping Silvets in chocolate and licking them clean? It's perfectly hygenic..."

[Vampiric Angel]

Falcon: Now only if I could get my hand's on VA's sword....hmm...
*SPLURSH* ::Sword is sticking out of gut::
Falcon: How ironic....

[Zerith]

Anenfel: "Yeah that's right Canen! You wanted my sword so badly? Take that!"

"Hey what do you think you're-. Oh no, you can't pull the sword ou-. Canen, just put the sword down and die already. Canen no. NO!"

[Kai]

Zerith: lalalalalala wheee cliff ... yay!

[streak101]

Zerith- "Just try and beat me Banda!"

Banda: *grabs tip of halberd and pushes down.*

Zerith- "No way! How the heck can you - *Halberd blade slices into stomach*

EDIT:GRRR....

Kai: I know my tail's large enough to grasp this column."

[Daggertail]

Banda: She's just a girl with a funny tail, I don't need a boomerang for this.

[Vorin]

Eris: Furry Genocide. Pfft. I'll out run their ships.

[Falcon Darkflight]

Vorin: "Who ate all the whipped cream?"

[Daggertail]

"my bloods poison, I dare you to drink it all mr vampy... hey I wasn't serious"

[Falcon Darkflight]

Mr Vampy o_0

"SPLUNGE!"

[Kai]

Falcon: Your wrong, this world is corrupt so there for i have changed with it, to survive ... *Half an hour later* ... so you see, Kai .... i perfectly have a sound reason to turn emo.

Kai: *Eye twitch*

[Daggertail]

Falcon: Your wrong, this world is corrupt so there for i have changed with it, to survive ... *Half an hour later* ... so you see, Kai .... i perfectly have a sound reason to turn emo.

Kai: *Eye twitch*

wow Final Fantasy Althanas Eddition


Kai: I love this world and my girl but I don't know it, but that's reason enough to stop you.

Falcon: Final Form!!!

Falcon: I win, got what I want. Damn it if the worlds dies so do I.

[Saxon]

Daggertail: "What do you mean by 'the coast isn't clear'?"

[Negative]

Famous last words huh? well I think this is more my favorite than famo, but for any of you who watch Chapells show you should recognise this.

"You should...You should...I'm dead *dies*"

[Daggertail]

Shui'Quil: Just because I'm a emotinaless Killing machine, doesn't mean I don't have feelings.

[grim137]

Dagger Tail: I'm a world class pirate, I should be able to take on Corone's whole navy easily.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Tarry: Now to kill you and collect the bounty! *thump* Wait, this isn't Eris Ririn, it's Dan Lagh'ratham! Mercy!

[Vampiric Angel]

Dan: "Gimme some more beer woman!"

Barmaid: "Get it yourself!"

Dan: "Bitch, I told you to get me some beer!"

[Teutonic Knight]

Anenfel:"Sir but i had no idea she was 16...."

[Daggertail]

TK: Umm you mean they canceled the crusade against Alerar, but I'm here all alone.

[Mistress Lida]

Eris: So, Lida, you busy tonight? *is disassembled by Rheawien*

[grim137]

Mistress Lida: "Why don't we see how much of that 10 foot long sword can be crammed between my legs"

[Vorin]

Grim: Oh ya...!

Mistress Lida: Wait..by sword you meant penis!?

[DarkStrike]

*In the barroom where most of the Scourge sepnd their idle hours.

Vorin: I beg your pardon...I am an Althanian gentleman.

[Daggertail]

Darkstrike: you Citadel monks are such wimps, look at this one, he's fat... Why in the world would you guys give him a holy sword?

[DarkStrike]

Daggertail: What are you talking about, not cool?!! I've got a dagger for a tail, look what I can do!

...

oops...

[Teutonic Knight]

*walks into a church*

Nenal: "so i guess you guys dont wanna play bingo huh?"

[Ürei]

Godfrey; "Sh it..."

[AsukaStrikes]

Catherine: *Fails a simple illusion spell on an enemy orc and throws a tantrum*

WHAT?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!! YOU BEASTLY OAF- *Head bashed in by said orc*

[Mistress Lida]

"I can outrun any of you furries!" She then proceeds to fall over onto her own sword after 100 yards.

[Daggertail]

"Ujm Rhea... I really want to try out men."

[The Bard]

*walks by a man as he stops and says*

Man: "What kind of skills do you have"

Eris: "Dirty fighting,snea-"

Man: "Nuff said!"

Eris: "AHHHHHH!"

[Saxon]

At the scene of an epic battle, a dragon has just emerged from the depths of its cavern and its servants have disarmed, maimed, or killed most of the party.

Standing just a few feet away from the dragon's snout Amoroth puts his hand to his chest and is about to let loose a melody like that never heard before on Althanas when hes rudely interrupted by one of his cohorts.

Amoroth: "What do you mean my voice is out of tune?!".

[DarkStrike]

Saxon: Don't make me go all twitchy on you!!

[Teutonic Knight]

Nenal:"His from the futrue?...Son of a bicth."

[Daggertail]

TK:Where's the nearest princess being held by a dragon?

[Jooty]

Eris : Did you like that low blow?? Huh huh??

[Chiroptera]

Jooty: *waggling eyebrows suggestively* Hey, Lida lady, want some Jooty booty?

[Daggertail]

Eltarri: Pfft your charming magic doesn't wotk on me.

Eris: aww crud, you mean I have to do it the hard way.

[Zerith]

Eltarri: "Damnit, I knew I should have gotten some form of armor. These bracers only go so far."

"Stupid lack of defense."

Edit: damn me for being slow.

Eris: * to person she's playing darts against* "Hey it's not my fault you can't throw the dart bang on the bullseye. But then again...your not 'banging' anything at all. If you know what a mean."

[Jasmine]

Zerith: "stand back...i can take care of this vile creature..."

[Ürei]

Just because I have to, I'ma switch this around. This is realyse's last words, due to Jasmine.

Realyse: "Oh please, must you give yourself out to every man who passes by?"

*He was never seen again...dun dun dun*

[Daggertail]

Catherine: A nice quaint little town, I'll fit right in.

[Ürei]

Eris: "What do you mean you can't be seduced?!?"

[Abbie]

"DS looks like a nice place..."

"Go! I will stop him with my magic!"

[DarkStrike]

Abbie: You can't beat me! I can turn into anything I want.

Nenal: ummm....right.... here's some iron... nice pure iron.

[Jooty]

Nenal : Ahah! Finally My First Job In Years!!

[Daggertail]

"I kicked ya in the jewels!"

*Big guy just scowels*

"I guess that just makes you angry"

*big guy nodds*

[The Name is Mudd]

"You might be a little large for a petite thing like me..."

[Ürei]

LOL!

Grahm, "Didn't you know? I'm very lucky."

[The Name is Mudd]

You can't talk to me like that. Don't you know who I am!?! I'm Valikk. I mean... Shadabejin. I mean...Vermillion. I mean ...Ürei. I mean... *face explodes into a flurry of Umlauts*

[Angelousy]

"Bah. This helmet is getting hot. Besides, not like there's any bullets flying around in this place." *Takes off helmet*

[Cyrus the virus]

"Hey asshole, my avatar is not gay!"

:p Bugging you ;)

[Tearshadow]

Luc: Mine is :)

Bugging you!

[Daggertail]

Tearshadow: You can't stop the movement. The people are with me!

*The people run away*

[DarkStrike]

*is looking around in birds nest.*

*trips...and falls over railing*

Eris: I hate heights...

[Angelousy]

"Another Fallen Angel, eh? I can take him no problem!"

[Slayer of the Rot]

Davrien: Now I've got two bigs swords, Rotslayer and Oathbreaker! Oh...it's k-kinda heavy - shit!

*CRUNCH*

[Ebivoulya]

Dan: "...and when I turn this, the door opens to...oh shit"

[Daggertail]

Nyadir: Hey don't worry, I can fix it no problem, just a flesh wound.

[grim137]

Daggertail: "No, you walk that plank!"

[Chiroptera]

Grim: Go ahead and throw that dagger at me! My blindness is compensated by an enhanced sense of hear-

[Daggertail]

Eltarri: I'm cute and I'm the hero, I can't die.

[Artifex Felicis]

Eris: So this end is the one that fires the bull..."

[grim137]

Leon Timyon: "Hey Tarry how about we see who would have one the magus if you had actually showed up."

[Zerith]

Tarry: *unaware of the sword that's about to slam into his skull* "If I can't see it, then it isn't there."

[Daggertail]

Zerith: "I have the Power"

Chorus sings: Z-man, Z-man Z-man

ROG mod: you don't have a transformation skill in your profile.

Z-Man: *poof*

Zerith: How do I beat the evil ultra lich now?

[Callista]

~laugh~ Very original, Daggertail!

"What do you mean you want to tear my wings off? We are on top of a mountain!"

[Vampiric Angel]

Callista: "I'll show all you other Gods! I might be half of you....then cast down...but I can still kick your ASS!" *ZAP!*

[Rabhya]

"Hey, you, girl....wanna see my longsword? No, no, wait, I meant this one!!" *holds up the longsword*

[Damion Shargath]

Rabhya: *uknowing Damion is standing next to her* "Hah, I remember the day where that stupid fallen angel tried to absorb the divine power in Berevar...and we just made her disappear into thin air! *laughs hysterically unaware of the halberd about to spike her down from side*"

[Callista]

"No armor, what are you stupid?"

[Daggertail]

~laugh~ Very original, Daggertail!

"What do you mean you want to tear my wings off? We are on top of a mountain!"

um I Don't have wings, still nice one

Callista: "I'll Kill you with my Pinky. I'm serious"

Later: "I knew I should have used my forefinger"

[Raelyse]

" I wonder what seventeen gallons of rum tastes like chased with Vodka."

[Falcon Darkflight]

"I wonder what seventeen gallons of cu-"

[Jasmine]

because i got called away in the middle of responding...

Raelyse- "Honest Jasmine! She means nothing...it's all a misunderstaning!"


Canen- *Jas is standing behind him, a blanket wrapped around her* "Really, Raelyse, it's not what it looks like...."

[AsukaStrikes]

*Talking to a fellow princess with Raelyse within earshot*

"Oh, Prince Raelyse? I'm just stringing him along, that's all. What a gullible snob."

[Daggertail]

Jas: Um Raelyse, I'm pregnant.

Asuka: "I'll never sleep with you, yo're scum and that's that... Really strong scum."

[Jasmine]

Jas: Um Raelyse, I'm pregnant.

lol if only you knew what I have planned!

Eris: *sticks her tongue out impudently at a much larger, stronger faster demon*

[Zerith]

(However I think I do know what you have planned, lol)

"Zerith! Raelyse is not an asshole and I love him! You know what? I think you're jealous if him. Yeah, that's it. You're jealous because unlike you, he knows how to please a wo-"

[Daggertail]

Zerith: Ok Letho, time to show who's the real hero around here and I assure you it isn't you.

[Callista]

I'm Too Cute To Die!!!

[Saxon]

The Cell, Round 1;


Callista; "Let me introduce you to thunder.. oooh you remember him dontcha? What about his friend Mr. lightning? Huh? HUH?!"

[AsukaStrikes]

Fwahahaha. That was brilliant, Callistra.

"Go ahead, you buffoons. Don't you know I'm im-" *Gets stabbed in the heart* "...mortal..."

EDIT: ...Slow...

"AAAGGGHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!! CLOSE THE CURTAAAIIINNNN!!!!

[Raelyse]

Callista: Who needs clothes in the arctic? I can run on loooooooooooove

Asuka: I wonder how Raelyse makes love...

[Callista]

Thank you, AsukaStrikes. :)

Raelyse: On an island, wakes to find himself surrounded by amazons. "Okay, girls, one at a time, there's enough Raelyse to go around!"

[Storm Veritas]

Callista - "This development system can't be that different. Now, who wants to duel? Godhand?"

[Tearshadow]

Storm: "Oh, you're a guard of Corone? Well so's my middle finger. He has something to say to you, fucker!"

[Saxon]

At gunpoint with no way out in an abandoned mine shaft where several slaves stand along side her, weapons on the ground and hands in the air.

Tearshadow: "I suppose this is a bad time to mention I'm into S&M, right?"

[Falcon Darkflight]

Tearshadow: "I am going to chop off your balls Raelyse. Then, i'm going to feed them to you. One by one. What? You'd actually enjoy that?"

[Ebivoulya]

Canen, along with a random band of adventurers, is trapped in a hallway when the ceiling begins to descend.

Canen: "What do you MEAN the door is only four feet tall? WHO THE HELL MAKES A FOUR FOOT DOOR?"

[DarkStrike]

Nyadir is standing next to Canen when he shouts, ""What do you MEAN the door is only four feet tall? WHO THE HELL MAKES A FOUR FOOT DOOR?"

Nyadir: Stupid effing dwarves...

[Callista]

Wait, what do you mean 'I've been redeemed'?

[Daggertail]

oh come on I'm a demigoddess, they're just half spiders. Really Icky but no problem.

[Torin Reahkari]

Eris: Well, I'll tell you what. You guys take the ship with all the holes, and I'll start swimming and meet you there.

[Zerith]

Torin: I know I didn't carry my own weight in the LCC Zerith, but I really did try. I'm really sorry. I hope you can forgiv-"

[Skarsnik]

Skarsnik Clever, "Oh I think I can take those manthings with the boom sticks!"

[Raelyse]

How long do you think it'll take to shave my whole body?

[Chidori Draconid]

"Look at that. I even look good dying!"

[Rabhya]

"Look, Avakra, considering how long we've been together, I think it's time I tell my wife about us. I mean, she's not that much more powerful than I. How bad could it be?"

[Daggertail]

Rabhya: "Hey Four Arms, why so blue?"

[Kai]

*In the middle of a dense forest, a lone abdanoned house sits*

Eris: Aww look at the wittle undead head ... he wants to try and bite meh .... go get a body foo .... oh crap

[Beauty]

*doesn't say anything as her throat was slit behind by a mutinous crewmember*

me sloooow

kai- *meeting someone with better unarmed skillz* i can take you easy

[Falcon Darkflight]

Beauty - "Lolololz"

[Poison]

*watching a vampiress come toward him, fangs bared* You wouldn't dare!

[Kai]

*Walking towards falcon with fangs bared* oh ... i dare *Evil grin*

[Gadgeteer Mikami]

*Struts up to THE Chuck Norris, apparently drunk and out of his mind*

"You wanna piece o' me, Chuck? Your roundhouse ain't gonna save you this time-"

[Daggertail]

Oh come on, my inventions never blow up.

[Falcon Darkflight]

"I am the walrus. Coo coo cachu."

[Raelyse]

"Excuse me Doctor Wang, but can you tell me why my eyes are green?"

[Kai]

Realyse: ahh ... wife no# 53883 meet wifes no# 1 -53882 ... huh why are you so angry

[Lone Sniper]

"Whats that? I screwed the wrong woman? Who are you to tell me-"

*Shot by jealous boyfriend back of the head."

EDIT: damn you...

"You know, I'll bet you he's drunk, probably seeing double, I'll even bet the gun isn't even loaded..."

[Kai]

((Rofl, thats gotta be the 10th time i out posted someone))

Chris: so ... hic ... you think you can out dwink me .... hic .... well ... meister chimp ... lesh shee if you ... hic can top this

he died due to liver failure

[Falcon Darkflight]

Kai: "The muffin, The muffin, my kingdom for a muffin"

[Kai]

Falcon: Honestly Kai, i really doubt you could do the ... what was it called "I can punch your head into your groin super attack" now can you .... infact lets see you try

[Jooty]

Kai - Heh Im Great At Unarmed Fighting.
Even Better Than Chuck Norris....

[Raelyse]

"You know what... you're really tall... I mean, compared to me that is."

[Falcon Darkflight]

"Even the mirror wants to lick my balls"

[Kai]

Falcon: KAI what have you done to my hair ... ?!?!?! it's .... it's .... its a slightly lighter shade of black ... ARGH

[Cyrus the virus]

Man, this thread has really degenerated.

Kai: "How dare you sully the Nightwind name, you sack of potatoes? Who are you, anyway, ugly man? What, Luc Kra-AIEEEE!!!"

[Jooty]

Kai : Ahhh. Im 419 And Now Ive Finally Realised Halo 1 & 2 Are Actually Not As Good When Your Sober.

[Falcon Darkflight]

Jooty: "Yeah, i'm from Moss Side. What's your problem?"

[Jooty]

Canen : So what if my weight is unknown? If i do say it ill be on Fat Club Faster Than You Can say Battered Chocolate.. Or Vanessa Feltz

[Saxon]

Jooty is in the world library where scholars and the greatest minds partake in their passion for learning. Disrupting a wizard's spell a scroll rack catches aflame and panic engulfs the room.

People run about in hordes trying to escape the encroaching flame while scholars and mages alike try to put down the bewitched fire. Standing in the middle of the library Jooty picks up the thickest book he can find and jumps onto a table.

Without realizing the black embers of fire have reached the support beams of the building Jooty thrusts the book imprinted in embossed lettering 'Thayne' into the air and screams," I am your savior!"

[AsukaStrikes]

Nicely done, Saxon.

***

*Fighting right outside the Citadel with a stranger*

"Don't you know, girl? I AM THE DARKNESS ALL AROUND YOU!!!"

*Asuka shines a lantern beam in his face*

[Chiroptera]

Asuka: Hey, Puff, check out my skills. Wanna tango?

[Zerith]

Eltarri: "Shit! I knew I should've gotten those boots that would have allowed me to use my sword offensively!"

[Angelousy]

"My sword's name is cooler than yours. I win by default!"


Buggin ya Z-Man.

[Yamihara]

*In the middle of the battlefield*

Oh, aw, hey- Hey, wait a minute! Let me flip open my swords firs-"

[Still]

"I object!"

[Saxon]

In the middle of a forest at the dead of winter riddled with hunters of all ranges of skills. Confronted by an abnormally large, ferocious bear Rain pleads for his life in unintelligible roars. Unable to sway the bear into a more accepting nature he changes his form into that of his furry friend.

Rain: "I'm telling you for the last time, I mean you no harm!"


Hunters in the brush only a few yards away witness the transformation and the plea for help.

Hunter 1: "What'd we do, Jarob?"

Hunter 2 cocks his rifle and points it in the direction of the bear known as Rain and smirks to his comrade: "Who'd believe a bear?"

[Vampiric Angel]

"So you think you can take on an eldritch? The Watchers of Althanas that do almost nothing? THEN BRING IT ON!!"

[Gadgeteer Mikami]

"Ehh, who cares about armor? It's useless for me."

*A gang of woodland bandits appear out of nowhere and surrounds Anenfel*

"Umm, what did I say earlier?"

[Vorin]

Reina Mikami: "Go-go gadget chainsaw shoes!"

[Raelyse]

"Yeah, I love the pussy."

[Daggertail]

Rael: "hey baby want to have some fun" *not noticing that there are three other conquests in the room*

[streak101]

kris- "It's okay god i'm an imp, you know kind of hellish?"

[Breaker]

"Yeah, us two could totally take out Valentina Snow."

[Lisean]

"Curse that twig for being over there! Curse you!"

[Raelyse]

"Hey, baby... you wanna reanimate?"

[Vorin]

"This cane SO isn't a representation of my penis. So can I shove it in you?"

[Daggertail]

Vorin: I allways wondered what the blood of an angel tastes like.

[Artifex Felicis]

Eris: "No listen, I'm SURE it's the blue wire"

[AsukaStrikes]

So.. Many... Strings... Can't... Breathe...

[Daggertail]

Asuka: My sword has a name and yours ins just a boring Mythril sword, I win!

[Ürei]

"Yo ho-ho and a bottle of rum?"

[Artifex Felicis]

"Banannas! Banannas! BANANNAS!"

or something that isn't so vague.

"So cold, I regret what I did, please, let me redeem myself"

[Heroine]

"Catnip!! Oh God!! CATNIP!!!!"

[Daggertail]

yay a whole field of catnip!!!

opps:

Darcy: "Go serve yourself, pig!" To Dan^^

[streak101]

Eris- What do you mean my presents ticking?

that was my brother's here's a mine!:

*Chucks throwing knife* Eris: Which direction did I throw my knife again?

[streak101]

Dopplepost

Banda: Sly Striker + Double edged sword = dead

[Ürei]

"You know, sometimes I just keep going and going on my rattling on tangents and talking and talking and nobody really seems to be able to stop me but I don't ever really stop and it is kinda annoying I bet but nobody ever stops me and I keep talking and talking and making up stuff about nonse--"

*is suddenly gang-slain by an entire tavern full of raging pacifists*

[Yamihara]

Yowch.

*In the middle of The Cell*

Urei: Ermm... now, how did it go again? Sereti Unvaro Cesentu... No, no, no! What's that darn spell?!

[Empyrean]

Yami: "Don't make me shove a smoke bomb down your throat. If I have any left, that is...okay, make that a first aid kit. Down your throat. Yeah."

[Saxon]

(I can't really see Emp in a scooby-doo scrap without Letho around.. so hes in this one. :D )

Taking up a guise with Padre in the gem business within the crime underworld, Sanoe meets her potential clients in an abandoned warehouse. In an effort to save her brother from gambling debts, Sanoe sets the entire briefcase of eldged 'gems' on the table.

With Padre just a few feet away the jeweler sits with her client and they begin to discuss semantics and price.

Sanoe: "Before I even open this case I want a gaurentee Elliot won't be harmed."

A smile spread across the gaunt smuggler's face as he eyed the briefcase with hunger: "Deal."

Reaching for the briefcase, Sanoe smacks the smuggler's hand away and raises an eyebrow," I want to see him, to make sure hes alright."

The smuggler snaps his fingers and Sanoe jumps from her seat when she hears a muffled cry from a nearby room," What're you doing to him?!"

Smuggler: "If you let me see the goods, you'll find out."

Unaware that the smuggler has a keen eye for fakes and never intending to get this far, Sanoe sees Padre nod out of the corner of her eye and gives a soft sigh.

Unlocking the briefcase and getting ready to run, Sanoe doesn't notice a rope slowly wrap around her foot: "The prettiest rocks you'll ever see."

Gazing at the painted rocks dipped in glitter Sanoe found in a quarry outside of the city the smuggler smiles," We're square."

Even the boxer was stunned by the comment and was about to object when Sanoe urgently asked," Your serious?"

Pulling a gun from under the table before the prizefighter could react the smuggler shakes his head with the same stupid grin," Not a chance."

[Sighter Tnailog]

Saxon: Ma'am, face away when you sneeze!

Also, people, the "My, this <insert new spell here> is sure to work!" and "<insert your name here>, you're weaker than me" lines are getting really old.

[Futsuriai]

Findelfin: "Come at me, Aesphestos, or should I say, asbestos. Har, har, har. My new Requiem Ego is sure to beat you."

I couldn't resist.

[Vorin]

Futsuriai: "Huh, you know chaos no longer seems interesting. Maybe I'll follow Frederick Nietzsche instead."

[Mark Twain]

Vorin: It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.