The Official "Interesting Things That Happened To Me Today" Thread

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

It's exactly what it says on the tin. I'll start:


I was attacked by vikings today.

I had to drive a station vehicle in the town's winter parade, and at the end of the line, I got swarmed by a dozen vikings wielding maces, broadswords, and axes.

However, thanks to some previously-acquired intel (from the sales manager who arranged the attack), I was armed with a sword of my own.

I was able to strike down two of the vikings before receiving the business end of a warhammer.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I ate some chocolate...

And then I went to bed.

[Mordelain]

I did badly at a draft, but traded into a playset of Rakdos's Return, a Stomping Ground, and 4 Clan Defiance.

[Jack Frost]

Holy crap thats some stornk trading.

I painted a wall...

[Skie and Avery]

I was the designated driver while Zook and Dirks got drinking and then we went out and watched ladies dressed up inspired by Lord of the Rings characters and take their clothes off.

[Warpath]

A customer told me I looked like "the guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," but never said which one.

[Dissinger]

Fart bomb at work...

[Luned]

Today we couldn't get the doors open and had to climb out the window to shovel three feet of snow!

[Luned]

We did, but you have to sleep sometime, and when it's coming down at 3" an hour it doesn't take much ; (

[Mordelain]

I woke up.

I'm still alive.

That's a miracle in itself. :confused:

[Slayer of the Rot]

I went to Drug and Alcohol. I took a gross poop. I took my psych meds. I wondered how much money I could sell my tv for, and how much drugs I could get with that money. I put on socks for the first time in two weeks. I played some Borderlands 2. I thought about toast, but didn't make any. I jammed a toothpick under my thumbnail.

[Itera]

Today, I used a stapler to fix an aircraft LRU. The bit that prevent the wings from exploding.

[Roc]

Today, I used a stapler to fix an aircraft LRU. The bit that prevent the wings from exploding.

Given the fact that I just watched "Flight" today, this is somewhat alarming.

[TheOnlyGhost]

Viewing past movies during my teenage (or even younger) days, and these scenes really hit me after all this time (in a good way):

1.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM

2.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fMlg5WTMM

They don't make 'em how they used to anymore :p

[TheOnlyGhost]

21st century version of Me Ol Bamboo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9uFADZkPCk

Gotta love family guy. You can youtube them actually dancing if you want.

[Hu]

I had the pleasure of passing a dead dolphin on the beach.

Needless to say, in this heat, it was an interesting experience...*




*of the vomiting kind.

[Luned]

Last night I dreamt that a bunch of Althanas people were going to talk on Skype or something, and it transported us all to Pepita's house. She lived in a mansion and, on the top floor, her parents processed people meat. It was horrific and I almost died.

Thanks a lot, Pip.

[Ricctuss]

I did work-like things, ate a whole bunch of nilla wafers, and started the lengthy process of repairing my LARP rapiers. And now I'm going to eat more nilla wafers. Those things are the shizzle.

[TheOnlyGhost]

Was shopping for purses, walking by the designer bags and was curious what the price was.

Calvin Cline Designer Purse "20% off" (or so they say) for the small price of $649.99 (with discount).

I was like, "No thanks."

I can't believe people pay that much for a purse. All you are paying for is the name, the material that it is made out of is not worth the extra $550+ you are spending for it in my opinion.

[Hysteria]

The power of a name :p Unfortunately Shakespeare underestimated the power of the human mind when he wrote: 'What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet'. Of course I suppose that might be one of the morals of R&J >.> The Simpsons put it elegantly:

Lisa: His name doesn't matter, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Bart: Not if you called him Stench Blossom
Homer: Or Crap Weed

[TheOnlyGhost]

I always wondered why we have useless letters that play no purpose in most of the english language.

For example:

Knife

What the f*&^ is the "k" for?

[Mordelain]

You'd say neef otherwise, hehe.

[Warpath]

You'd say neef otherwise, hehe.

...are you trying to tell me I pronounce it wrong

[Hysteria]

I always wondered why we have useless letters that play no purpose in most of the english language.

I think they are throwbacks from olde style. Knit and knife probably have a similar origin, something that goes through something. Although with English often you get word deviations from other language to confuse things. I did a quick look, Cut and Knife have similar origins, although cut seems to normally mean a smaller version of knife, however, both words have since split and now you cut with a knife.


cut (v.)
late 13c., possibly Scandinavian, from North Germanic *kut- (cf. Swedish dialectal kuta "to cut," kuta "knife," Old Norse kuti "knife"), or from Old French couteau "knife." Replaced Old English ceorfan (see carve (v.)), sniþan, and scieran (see shear).

knife (n.)
late Old English cnif, probably from Old Norse knifr, from Proto-Germanic *knibaz (cf. Middle Low German knif, Middle Dutch cnijf, German kneif), of uncertain origin. To further confuse the etymology, there also are forms in -p-, e.g. Dutch knijp, German kneip. French canif "penknife" (mid-15c.) is borrowed from Middle English or Norse.

[Erirag the Poet]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

After almost a year of constant complaining, whining, and begging, I finally got my doctors to change my insulin! AND THERE IS WITCHCRAFT INVOLVED.

I got prescribed an insulin pen for my long acting dosage and it is brilliant. It looks like a Sharpie but I can stab myself with it. I am so goddamn happy today.

Best part: I ate two pieces of pizza today without having a sugar spike/debilitating migraine.

http://media.tumblr.com/8efcfccc87560a21ac340b8eef252626/tumblr_inline_mke2szBX7t1qz4rgp.gif

[Otto]

I can't believe you were denied the sacred ambrosia of pizza until now. Good stuff!


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1436998/dancing-dog-o.gif

(I can dance too)

[Luned]

the pizza gods have smiled upon you

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a5de0ad245e321d70c10aba44a32e9c/tumblr_mkdy5gwGgb1qg7vnzo1_500.jpg

[Luned]

I graduated! wooooooooooooooo

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb011a402d49731e701958d6670fd2ee/tumblr_mnmgcetDeF1rlk84to1_250.gif

[Otto]

Awesome, and congratulations!

[black shadow]

I'm in Los Angeles!! 3 hour time change really hits you the first few days!!

[Krausus]

I found a cat on my doorstep. Graduated last Friday. Ate bacon for the like second time ever. AMAZING!!!

[Chelley]

I got a piece of arrow fletching imbedded in my finger Saturday afternoon...

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I once again tried and tested my very own cocktail- Whiderodka.

Whisky, vodka and cider.

[Witchblade]

That sounds pretty good. I'd drink that.

[Krausus]

Nice. If only i was able to drink. Frack New York State law.

[Mordelain]

A duck beat my writer's block.

:mad:

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I fell off a fountain, and dislocated my thumb.

[Krausus]

today. i ate a rotten tomato. i then went to the ER to get my stomach pumped.

[Luned]

I finally got the AC in and it's an amazing gift from the gods, I sat in front of it and wept for like an hour before I could function again. (Wtf, New England summers are not supposed to be 90+F!)

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/Anarchist147/2013-07-14212120_zps05744f96.jpg

Got a new beauty for my collection. That, friends, is a deer's foot.

[Witchblade]

Sweet, I have a knife with a deer antler for a handle. One of the horns is broken off so it fits over and around my thumb perfectly. Great for skinning your kill. If you get blood on the handle you won't slip and cut yourself.

I drove in the States for the first time this weekend! I also went down to Brockport, NY and spent the weekend with BaBE. Had an amazing time!

[Mordelain]

I ate myself ready for a removal job tomorrow I've been drafted in to...

I may feel frumpy and fat now, but fuck me, I'll be glad for the reserves after tomorrow!

[Krausus]

Humph. Today.

Broke my ankle
Got a new rifle
Bought me a CZ-75
Bought me a REALLY nice but REALLY expensive table
Carved myself a new walking stick.
Went hunting. I then tripped over a branch and had a rock fall onto my old rifle.

None of that is in order. I broke my ankle last and am getting it pinned and played tomorrow. So i might be not on then.

[Warpath]

I finally went to the eye doctor to find out why my vision has been so fucked up. I had been assuming it was just allergies and I was getting old or something.

Nope!

There are holes in my cornea! Hooray!

Forever young! (and blind)

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I warned you all that wanking would have consequences!

First the blindness.. then the hairy palms...

[Krausus]

Today. Went to Dave and Busters, had a very good steak.

6 more weeks in the damn boot.

[Ashla]

Today I dropped a heavy object on my foot >_< Ouch. (That's more-so random than weird, but..)

[Witchblade]

Yesterday I went to a backyard/redneck wedding and was on the volunteer cooking staff. I was told my main job would be cooking the pig roast, which I'd never done before. It went from that to fixing the entire seating area when a wind and rain storm blew in and destroyed everything while everyone else was at the ceremony. To prepping all the other food, including the venison roasts and seasoning them, to setting up the entire serving buffet for over 100 guests.

A couple people asked me when I'm doing my next wedding. I answered with 'I've never done this before in my life'. >.> I got a lot of compliments and some people asked the bride and groom where they hired me.

After the stress of the dinner was over, I partied and drank until 3am! Woot!! My feet are super sore from being on them for over 14 hours, but it was a blast!

[Chelley]

I keep seeing commercials for Dave & Busters, but I've never been to one (cause the nearest one is at minimum a 3.5 hour flight away). The commercials always make me think "Adult version of Chuck E. Cheese"

[Otto]

I read a paper today ("Strigolactones interact with ethylene and auxin in regulating root-hair elongation in Arabidopsis") for my lit review. The authors looked at an AUXIN RESPONSE FACTOR (ARF) 7/19 double mutant in their experiments. I giggled every time they mentioned arf7arf19. All I could see was a wire-haired terrier in a lab coat and safety glasses.

It was almost as funny as the one about ARABIDOPSIS RESPONSE REGULATOR (ARR) genes, which sounded like it had been dictated by a pirate.

[Krausus]

Tried Ambien. It failed. As usual. Then passed my drivers test.

[Otto]

Hey, congratulations!

[Mordelain]

I woke up to a rude awakening; an unexpected removal job that is a transship - filling a small box trailer, unloading, filling, and unloading between stores and the property. They're only 3 miles apart, but today is going to hurt...

A lot...:mad:

[Luned]

Today I told one of the co-creators of John Constantine about Althanas and how the character's inspired some people (coughAure). Maybe I'll convince him to join! Okay, probably not... but I'll try.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Do it and I will give you all the love!!!

[Witchblade]

Yesterday I received a letter from Mohawk College, inside, it told me that I failed my exemption test.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

=( sorry to hear that Megan.

But, I just have to say, that is an awesome name for a college. :P

[Otto]

My condolences :(

[Krausus]

Aww. :( Well, the grass is always greener on the other side and there are new colleges awaiting, so, get up an get out there!

[Luned]

: (

[Max Dirks]

On Wednesday I got a ticket for driving up the wrong side of a one-way on a road that was not a one way by a cop who was butthurt because he got stuck working traffic.

[Witchblade]

Thanks guys, I really do appreciate all the support. ^_^

Today, I came home to find a nice surprise waiting for me. A new pair of gym pants, a very nice card from my mom and brother telling me that I can get through this and things really aren't that bad (does my mom know I mentally beat the crap out of myself when I screw up or what?) with a scratch ticket inside and a bag of chocolate covered almonds. Totally made my week.

[Luned]

oh god, what I would do for some chocolate covered almonds

And don't feel bad, today I cried in front of 21 people because it's the end of studio week and I'm going to miss them and I suck at life. At least you didn't do that! ... hopefully!

[Witchblade]

No, I did cry in front of Solar Haven and then cried myself to sleep though.

And you don't suck at life, crying because you're going to miss people isn't bad, isn't that what most normal human beings do?


P.S. I would gladly share my almonds with you... if you lived closer. :p

[Krausus]

Where are you anyway. And today i got a chance to actuallywear my new combat boots.

[Witchblade]

I live in Ontario; the land far, far north of America. With wild bears, wolves and dog sledding. :p

[Krausus]

Meh. Only a few hundred miles.

[Chelley]

There's a weird yellow thing in the sky today. For that matter, the sky has turned blue! And it's warm!! :D

It has been raining for around a solid 3 weeks up here... finally I get nice weather to enjoy!

[Witchblade]

Wow... I think I would get depressed if it rained for three weeks straight. Then again, during the winter I tend to get a bit depressed because I don't get to see the sun. When I leave for work, it's dark. When I come home from work, it's dark. >.> I like the dark, but sun is good too.

Did you go frolick in the warm weather? By the way, what's average temp in Alaska for the summer?

[Krausus]

Hey. I just met you.

And this is crazy

But I have an Impala

I call her Baby.

And all the other ghosts.

They try and chase me.

Where the hell is Sammy?!?

I heard hes been drunk lately.

[black shadow]

Might've sprained my thumb during football today.

[Chelley]

Yeah, going for a nice motorcycle ride soon as I finish eating. Average temp is low to mid 70s F

[Krausus]

I'm off to the Fair tomorrow. Only thing i like about this town.

[Witchblade]

Fairs are awesome.

70 is about 21 C, so that's not too bad. Do you guys actually get the sun all day during the summer? Haha, sorry I keep asking you weird question. XD

And I've always wanted a motorcycle!

[Chelley]

haha it's fine, I don't mind. At least you're not asking about igloos and polar bears for pets!

Barrow (which is the most northern town in the U.S., it literally sits on the coast where the Beaufort and Chukchi seas meet) gets a several weeks (around 80 days according to wikipedia) where while the sun gets quite low on the horizon and you get all the pretty sunset colors, the sun doesn't actually go below the horizon. Opposite of that, for a few weeks (read: about 65 days) in winter, the sun doesn't get above the horizon. Instead of daylight, they have twilight and on solstice, only about 3 hours of that twilight. (Again, according to wikipedia. I haven't ever been to Barrow myself. Too cold!) Fun fact: in the winter, instead of rainbows, Barrow gets icebows. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Barrow-icebow.jpg)

I live in southcentral Alaska, so I don't quite get 24 hours of daylight. But I may very well get close to 18-20 hours during July. Now that we're at the tailend of August, the sun starts setting at around 9pm or so. My winter days are pretty short. Since Anchorage sits at the base of the Chugach mountains, it can get to be like 11am before I see the sun get over the mountains from my house which is on the east side of town and closest to the mountains. The sky will be completely lit, the sun just hasn't quite gotten completely over the mountains yet. Makes watching sunrises a much nicer idea when sunrise is at 9am instead of 5am! With that though also comes early sunset. I totally understand that go to work in the dark, come home in the dark feeling. It's the norm for the typical 8-5 job. Sunset in December-January comes as early as 4 or 5 pm

Get a bike! I cannot begin to describe the feeling of riding down the highway. Just me and my bike and the road. It's very much something you have to experience for yourself. I ride a Honda Shadow 600. Below is a stock image of my BB (Black Beauty) but my bike is identical since she's still all stock colors and whatnot. Changing such things requires money that is currently being spent on my education...

http://cdn2.bikesevolution.com/pics/5c/a1/1836_Honda-Shadow-VLX-2005_1.jpg


Interesting thing today: YAY!! MORE SUNSHINE!!! I missed you Mr. Sun!!

[Witchblade]

That is one gorgeous motorcycle. If I ever do get one, I plan on a little cross country sight seeing ride and I will definitely make a stop in Alaska so you can I can cruise the highways together. ;)

That is kind of crazy though that during the winter you don't actually get to see the sun until like 11am. I mean, yeah, watching the sunrise late in the morning instead of having to get up early for it would be really nice, but that's so late! At least it's not actually dark until 11am though, it's just that the mountains are blocking you from actually seeing the sun. You must really be enjoying it now that it's out and about. Go for another ride or two for me! Since I have no motorcycle to do that right now. XD

[Ashla]

Today I got scared to death when I found out about SOPA O_O :'(

[Vigil]

Today I got scared to death when I found out about SOPA O_O :'(

You people have weird things to worry yourselves over.

[Ashla]

You people have weird things to worry yourselves over.

I am running a YouTube account with a lot of fan videos for my favorite shows, so I do have something to worry about here...

[Hysteria]

You people have weird things to worry yourselves over.

It will probably have impact in more than just America. There are quite a few cases of non-Americans being charged with infringing on American laws.

[Krausus]

So, lets see. SOPA would ban

Almost all of YouTube
MP3 Streams
Most places with YouTube links
Embed codes
Covers of songs

The list goes on!

And at Vigil. Yes. We do worry about strange things. They already stopped SOPA once, why do you need to put it up again? I could get up to 300 years in prison for the covers, streams, and other stuff i have on my YouTube.

[Crayth]

I went to a party tonight. I don't do that enough. It was a lot of fun. It's 3 AM now (I drove home after sobering up for an hour and a half) and I'm not very sleepy.

...Yeah, that's my interesting thing of the day. I'm lame.

[Witchblade]

Haha, doesn't sound overly lame.

Solar Haven and I played DnD with my friend Brian until 2am and then went to sleep. Sadly, he kept me up all night with his ridiculous snoring. I almost killed him with one of the many weapons that surrounded us. But I restrained myself.

[Krausus]

I spent my night playing hardcore Diablo 3. Just learned about D3 Expansion Reaper of Souls.

[Vigil]

I am running a YouTube account with a lot of fan videos for my favorite shows, so I do have something to worry about here...

Yeah, okay. That sounds really mediocre. But I guess it is pretty amusing to watch the InTeRnEt engage in social politiks. Seriously. Anybody got a mortgage to pay for? Banged a hooker or something? Blowing lines of coke or something? Because for a stand over something that just has no traction or ground to begin with is pretty lazy and sad.


It will probably have impact in more than just America. There are quite a few cases of non-Americans being charged with infringing on American laws.

I'm sure in some parallel world it might under draconian law. Maybe the fearless leader of this dystopian government is a raptor hitler or something.


So, lets see. SOPA would ban

Almost all of YouTube
MP3 Streams
Most places with YouTube links
Embed codes
Covers of songs

The list goes on!

And why would we do this and destroy so much revenue and commerce that is both national and global? There ought to be a law? It needs to be regulated? Please. SOPA is the internet boogey man. It does not make fiscal or reasonable sense to do it and just because some old greybeards have tried to push an unpopular bill through Congress before does not mean they're going to be successful a second time. I can't believe this is even fucking newsworthy.


And at Vigil. Yes. We do worry about strange things. They already stopped SOPA once, why do you need to put it up again? I could get up to 300 years in prison for the covers, streams, and other stuff i have on my YouTube.

Yea. I don't think so. I think our government is hard pressed to get rid of the drug offenders overpopulating their prisons along with other soft crimes before they start heavily policing Youtube accounts with life sentences. Be reasonable. And before we start talking about that filesharing douchebag who got nuked by the feds in like.. Australia or New Zealand or whatever.. different circumstances and he had a lot a lot a lot a lot of money. You don't. You're politically insignificant and un-newsworthy. I think you're very safe from this.

[Chelley]

And on that note, let's move all the SOPA talk over to the SOPA thread. Please?

Not so much interesting as heartfelt today, but my best friend wrote a novel in my birthday card telling me how awesome she thinks I am. Really touched my heart (and made me cry) and really just lifted up my day quite a bit to read how much someone appreciates me. :D

[Witchblade]

That is awesome. ^_^

It's definitely nice to be reminded how much we are appreciated from time to time.

Happy Birthday, by the way!

[Krausus]

Happy birthday.

Oh wait. Shit. I forgot the cake.

Happy birthday anyways!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Well, I learned a scientastic lesson;

Inserting fries and salt up your nose, then scouring the nostrils with rough paper to clear them out will only have on outcome - a nosebleed!

Otto, you may have learned a lot about science during your time at uni, but I'm out there contributing to it cutter! ;)

[Otto]

One thing absolutely integral to good science is that results must be reproducible. You sure this wasn't just a fluke? Better repeat the experiment just to be certain, perhaps by isolating each treatment/combination of treatments. Let me know the results!

Also on a science-related note, my computer carked it last night - and with it, my uni notes. Fortunately, I was able to access them from a laptop on the same network, so all is not lost. Still... it was pretty damn scary for a while there.

And finally, I stabbed myself with my beard the other day. My thumb actually started bleeding a little. I guess that's cool?

EDIT: happy birthday, Chelley!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Otto has Murder Beard!?

That is quite possibly the manliest thing I have ever read on this site. Congratulations to you, sir.

May your enemies tremble at your bristles of doom.

EDIT: And as a sidenote, in my many years of boredom there are few things I haven't had up my nose. Coffee, sugar, Cajun spice mix, pepper, crushed up Polo mints, toothpaste, tea.. the stupidity goes on. So, my results have all been replicated many-a-time.

[Max Dirks]

I just got back from a drinking adventure in Dewey Beach, Delaware. I blacked out and slept in my car. Haha, oh Dirks.

[Hysteria]

Went on a date which was weird, having just gotten out of a three year relationship recently I feel like I fell down a rabbit hole.

Also on the topic of beards:
What time is it?! Probs the best Finn cosplay ever.
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/01/Finn-2.jpg

[Chelley]

That guy always makes me think of a friend of mine from Amtgard that until recently had an epic beard like that. He had to shave it recently for a funeral though. So he is no longer Epic Beardman Will. Saddness...

[Warpath]

I want to be exactly that person when I grow up.

That is who I want to be.

[Christoph]

Oh my god beard. It's so majestic. It makes me want to not trim mine for a year.

[Ashla]

OKAY, SO GOOGLE PLUS IS BASICALLY forcing ME TO USE GOOGLE PLUS WITH MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS AND IT'S SO ANNOYING AND I NEVER WANNA GIVE AWAY ANY OF MY INFO ON IT AND THIS IS BASICALLY LIKE CLOSE TO FORCING ME TOO!!! thank you a lot!!! -_- Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????? ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry... I am fed up but I could have been calmer posting this...

[Luned]

I noticed that, too! I'm afraid employers are going to look me up and decide I'm a loser because all I watch on youtube is screaming goats, Sailor Moon clips, and really awful 80s music videos.

[Ashla]

:P I managed to outsmart them, bit I'm still really ticked off about this

[Luned]

Oh, and cats.

... and yeah, it's super annoying.

[Ashla]

I love cat videos! ^_^
Yeah, I was so mad when it first came up

[Hysteria]

I noticed that, too! I'm afraid employers are going to look me up and decide I'm a loser because all I watch on youtube is screaming goats, Sailor Moon clips, and really awful 80s music videos.

Ahhh screaming goats. Sometimes I wonder if animals will one day learn to ask us to stop hurting them >.> Until then BACON PANCAKES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK6A79SU_gw)

Seriously, watch the video.

[Ashla]

I was going to make another music video today, but AVS Video Editor is being all stupid with me and I'm not going to out up with that today, so... :P

[Brand]

Well. 50$ Three hours. And a very annoying drive later.

I have bought and am about to smoke my first cigar. CAO Gold, which is a very earthy tone, with an oaky hint behind it. I must say, exquisite. Now, all that lacks, is my lighter, and my ash tray.

I wish i was 21. I heard scotch goes really well with CAO.

[Tande]

Going to admit that cigars are really tasty, though I'm not much of a tobacco person. Also never go cheap on scotch :p
School, work, and now a frozen dinner while watching Malcolm in the Middle and playing cookie clicker. I am an adult.

[Luned]

I'm answering an email interview about a job, it's for an online community and I might have mentioned Althanas. Everyone be on your best behavior, mmk?

[Otto]

*cackles maniacally*

[Hysteria]

I'm answering an email interview about a job, it's for an online community and I might have mentioned Althanas. Everyone be on your best behavior, mmk?

Yesss, precious. Be on its bestest behavior we will. No! kill them kill them! NO! we promises to be goods! No! YESS! Goods precious goods!

[Chelley]

If there was a like button on forum posts, I would so click it for the above post. hahaha

[Luned]

♥

[Max Dirks]

And you didn't put me down as a reference? I'm hurt.

[Ashla]

(This actually happened yesterday, but...)
My best friend told me my favorite band sucks.
My reaction: 3097

[black shadow]

Won my first region game against a big rival of ours! score: 35-14! Lost my voice from screaming at my teammates when I wasn't on the field! (Which was the entire game since I'm a freshy) Have another game tomorrow for the JV team in which I shall be starting!

[Hysteria]

I voted, so yeah Democracy ftw.

[Ashla]

Today I get to see my favorite band LIVE! Yes!! :cool:
You guys probibly know what my favorite band is by now xD

[Prophet]

I threw a watermelon at my brother.

That is all.

[Witchblade]

Last night I had a couple friends over for dinner. I cooked them bacon wrapped venison backstrap with a side of sauteed green and purple beans, salad and a fresh baguette. I think Krista had several food-gasms just eating that. Zuber devoured her plate before I was halfway through mine. Then I followed it all up with an Irish Cream creme brulee. I'm actually quite proud of myself. I cooked the meat perfectly so one was medium and the other medium rare.

I love cooking.

[Dr. Why]

*Mouth waters.*

Can I have some?

[Witchblade]

Unsurprisingly, there are no leftovers. XD

But anytime you're in the area, I'll cook ya up something good that I shot and killed myself. ;)

[Hysteria]

Last night I had a couple friends over for dinner. I cooked them bacon wrapped venison backstrap with a side of sauteed green and purple beans, salad and a fresh baguette. I think Krista had several food-gasms just eating that. Zuber devoured her plate before I was halfway through mine. Then I followed it all up with an Irish Cream creme brulee. I'm actually quite proud of myself. I cooked the meat perfectly so one was medium and the other medium rare.

I love cooking.

and I love you mystical food goddess.

[Witchblade]

lmao!

I want to get so much better at cooking. I plan on one day winning me a husband through my food, so I need to keep practicing!

[Luned]

http://i.imgur.com/Tp176ul.jpg

This morning I woke up to something perched on my chest and kneading my face. I think it was an assassination attempt, but can't be sure.

[Morkotar]

Pff, what an amateur assassin. You could totally have hit an armbar from there.

[Witchblade]

Assassination through love! The deadliest kind of ninja out there!

[Ashla]

THE LETTER BLACK KNOWS WHO I AM!!!! AUGH!!!!!! :eek: :D :cool:

[Skie and Avery]

There is death in those eyes. Beware, Luned!

We just got back from the most non-relaxing, vacation weekend ever but at least I had this (http://youtu.be/ans8_yAof6Q)to entertain me on the drive home?

[Luned]

Today I spent over an hour reading articles that tear apart Yahoo's new logo with malicious glee.

I'm a nerd.

[Chelley]

Had an earthquake. Like 30 seconds ago.

[Ashla]

Had an earthquake. Like 30 seconds ago.

Wow! How bad was it??

[The Inventor]

http://i.imgur.com/Tp176ul.jpg
This morning I woke up to something perched on my chest and kneading my face. I think it was an assassination attempt, but can't be sure.

:D Yep, it was an assassin. A cute little cat assassin.

[Ashla]

Somebody has a youtube account "Thomas the Tank Engine" and on a youtube video of a movie he posted the comment "I was scared when" such and such "happened, :C"
My reply: "I bet; and how can an engine with no hands type? :/"
I love doing that to people possing as ifctional characters xD















...

















Don't ask me why I was watching Thomas on youtube. ._.

[Crafters Three]

First. Let me say this. Otto. You're right, keeping guns in your boot is NOT smart.

Now. Today, i wokeup
Ate an apple
Put my gun in my boot. Forgot that i didnt have the safety on.
Went to the shooting range
Stepped our of the car.
Took three steps, heard the trigger click and boom.
Taken to hospital, got metal bits prodded into the new hole in my foot.
Posted this.

[Chelley]

Why in the world was the safety not on if the gun was not in your hand, pointed down range, prepared to shoot?

[Hysteria]

First. Let me say this. Otto. You're right, keeping guns in your boot is NOT smart.

Now. Today, i wokeup
Ate an apple
Put my gun in my boot. Forgot that i didnt have the safety on.
Went to the shooting range
Stepped our of the car.
Took three steps, heard the trigger click and boom.
Taken to hospital, got metal bits prodded into the new hole in my foot.
Posted this.

Why did you put a loaded gun in your boot?
http://i.imgur.com/m8dnkKt.gif

(I'll leave aside the question 'Why do you have a gun?', my Australian sensabilities probably can't handle the answer :p )

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

http://dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com/users/248246/screenshots/1110505/2408red-w800h800z1-17779-merica-pride-gun-eagle-1.jpg

That's why.

[Chelley]

unfortunately, BaBE's post is truth... >.<

[Ashla]

At our ultimate randomness me and my friends can come up with:
Cats on drugs
Rainbow unicorns
Hitting people with skillets while playing Skillet music
Water guns then paint ball guns then no guns at all
Death Star remote

[Hysteria]

My mechanic told me today 'its time is over'. So I guess I'll be getting a new car soon v.v

[Silence Sei]

http://dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com/users/248246/screenshots/1110505/2408red-w800h800z1-17779-merica-pride-gun-eagle-1.jpg

That's why.

Damn straight, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Otto]

Sorry to hear about your car. Strange how they can grow on you, even the crappy ones...

Hope you find a replacement soon, though!

[Max Dirks]

I made love to Otto.

Sorry brother, I had to share.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I made love to Otto.

Sorry brother, I had to share.

Hey! I called first dibs on him!

Damn you Dirks!

[Max Dirks]

I also recited the pledge:

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
When I saw her walking down the street,
I thought she was
Chelly, Chelly!

Now that we're together
I'm absolutely sure that she's
Chelly, Chelly!

Move into my mom's house with me,
Chelly, Chelly!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of
Chelly, Chelly!

[Chelley]

I'm getting Manfred Mann's "Doo Wah Diddy" tune out of that. Wrong tune. Try Beatles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKvee-w0uBc

[Max Dirks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hceSBdkiF1Y

[Otto]

I made love to Otto.

AAAAH

When did that happen?

[Chelley]

While you "slept." It wasn't natural sleep...

[Crafters Three]

*Kicks the drugs into the closet*

Nope. It was totally natural.

[Hysteria]

Sorry to hear about your car. Strange how they can grow on you, even the crappy ones...

Hope you find a replacement soon, though!

Thanks, it was a pretty good car. I have lots of 'fond memories' of 'things' that 'happened' in that car.

It also caught fire once while I was driving it. That was a few years ago now :p

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Thanks, it was a pretty good car. I have lots of 'fond memories' of 'things' that 'happened' in that car.

That was about as subtle as a brick in the face. XD

[Otto]

It also caught fire once while I was driving it.

That just shows it had character :D

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Or the bloodlust that Herbie always managed to keep off camera.

Or, maybe it was just a Buddhist.

[Hysteria]

That was about as subtle as a brick in the face. XD

I was going to brick subtly :p


That just shows it had character :D

and fire. Character and fire.

[Otto]

My graduation certificate arrived in the mail today. For once in my life, I actually accomplished something!

[Hysteria]

Oooow. You is now learn-ed.

[Warpath]

Just got back from shopping at Meijer. While I was there, a group of like five bored high-school-aged girls were trolling around in/on one of those old people carts with a seat on it, saying hi to everybody and giggling, as bored high-school-aged humans are wont to do.

"Hi crying baby!"
"Hi grandpa on a scooter!"
"Hi lady in a dress with flowers on it!"
"Hi hippie girl with her boyfriend!"
"Hi Meijer dude!"
"Hi hot guy buying yogurt!"

I look down and see yogurt in my hand, and I am confused, and maybe a little panicked. Yes, that is some greek yogurt in my hand. I look behind me to see if Chris Hemsworth or Johnny Depp or that Bleeber fellow are in my Meijer buying yogurt, but no one is there. I am alone with my yogurt, feeling confused and frightened. Ten minutes later, in the checkout line, it occurs to me that perhaps they were speaking of me, since I was alone buying yogurt. I come to realize that beauty precludes brains. By the time I get to my car, I decide that I am okay with that.

I am now going to spend the rest of the night flexing in the mirror.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I demand pictures of this, or I will not be happy.

[Dionaea]

Moved 1500 lbs. of paper into the store room so the office could get the printer moved in (after waiting 3 days for it to arrive in our new office) and set up. A hour later I was told to move the paper back into the office so the construction people can install the shelves in the storge room tonight. The paper goes on the shelves... f*** my life, it's not even time to go home yet. :(

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I spent the entire day in bed.. except when I answered the door to get my pizzas.

Priorities; I have them.

[Prophet]

I ran out of underwear. I had a friend to meet for lunch.

You can guess what I did.

Priorities:I have none.

[Witchblade]

First day of hunting. I spent just over two hours in the stand, just got home now. I saw a chupmunk and a doe about 100 yards out from me. When I came back and told my dad, this conversation took place;

'Well, where is it?'
"It was a hundred yards away!"
'Just aim about five feet above it's back, pull the trigger and pray.'

Hahaha, gotta love my dad. ^_^

[Hysteria]

I spent the entire day in bed.. except when I answered the door to get my pizzas.

Priorities; I have them.

lols. I got up, posted in Cell. Went to work. Got home. Read cell and about to post v.v

[Mage Hunter]

I ran out of underwear. I had a friend to meet for lunch.

You can guess what I did.

Priorities:I have none.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469KLGY6WCQ

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I woke up to find that stores in Canada and Italy broke street date on Pokemon X and Y, and leaks started appearing on t3h interw3bz.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/oops-pants-off.gif

[black shadow]

Homecoming game tonight! Über excited!

[Ashla]

Today I came back after like two weeks of absence, SORRY FOR LEAVING WITHOUT NOTICE, GUYS!! :(

[Dr. Why]

I smiled at corn. I then got horribly annoyed at my phone, as it died when i had 11.2 thousand points in my smule song. And it died.

The corn is sadly, out of season, but my friend sent me pictures.

[Hysteria]

Today I came back after like two weeks of absence, SORRY FOR LEAVING WITHOUT NOTICE, GUYS!! :(

Welcome back :p

[Luned]

Today I finished my first solo (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?25028-Living-As-Ghosts)! I started it last December and then avoided like the plague it until I decided to edit it today. Miraculously, I don't think it was total crap! Hooray!

[Luned]

Today, instead of partying up Columbus Day's wonderful legacy of genocide, I'm going to pretend the parades and confetti are all for Renaldus Columbus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realdo_Colombo).

Forget the New World, let's celebrate the "discovery" of the clitoris.

[Lye]

Without reading more than the above post, I hear-by grant a "+1" to the above statement.

I now have a greater appreciation for Columbus day.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Luned, I believe we should celebrate that together.

Yes, that sounds like a party I could get behind.. or underneath.

[Ashla]

Mick's been on a "killing spree" today! After a week of him catching absolutely nothing, I came home today to see he had caught three mice all waiting in the garage for me! xD Good kitty!

[Prophet]

I just want to tackle-bear-hug the world!


Today, the guy i like finally noticed me, and agreed to go to dinner with me tomorrow night at Koto. Oh, I hope i make a good inpression on him!

[Hysteria]

Today, instead of partying up Columbus Day's wonderful legacy of genocide, I'm going to pretend the parades and confetti are all for Renaldus Columbus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realdo_Colombo).

Forget the New World, let's celebrate the "discovery" of the clitoris.

... What the hell did they think it was? [Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!]A tiny second horn?[/Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!].

[Witchblade]

Today, while I was driving home from the gym, at night, my car suddenly decided to have a heart attack. I was on the on ramp for the highway and I lost all my lights, my dashboard displays, my signals, basically everything electrical died in my car. I didn't even have the radio. It was raining and my wipers were barely working, plus the car was accelerating like crap and trying to merge onto the highway with a speed limit of 90, when you're only doing 50 or 60 is very scary. It's not like I could put her in reserve and go back the way I came.

I got off the highway and somehow managed to drive the car home, without her dying. Put-Put is now parked in the driveway waiting to be fixed. My brother's friend, who used to be a mechanic, is about 99% sure it's my alternator and is amazed I got the damn thing home and wasn't stuck on the side of the road. Which would have sucked, since I left my cell phone at home.

It's probably going to cost me about 300 to fix her, which is about what I spent in bras this weekend. Awesome...

[Zarkin]

i survived another day of school.

[Witchblade]

So yesterday I shelled out $274 and some change for Midas to fix my car, told me it was my battery and not my alternator. Today, I'm driving home from work and my damn battery light keeps coming on and off, on and off. So, when I got to my dad's, he checked it with a multimetre and basically told me yeah, my alternator is fucked.

Thanks Midas, you're getting it big time tomorrow when I smash that new battery I didn't need into your fucking face!

[Luned]

Bad alternators can quickly ruin a battery, and vice versa. My car went through some adventures with that sort of thing when I first got it.

[Witchblade]

Doesn't matter, she told me the alternator was fine, nothing wrong with it. She was sooo wrong. No more nice Megan tomorrow, that's for sure.

[Zarkin]

Just don't do anything that'll end up throwing you in the slammer. Other than that I'm sorry and the best of luck to you!

[Stormborn God]

I got a shredder. I shredded 10 papers. And it stopped working. CURSE YOU FAULTY SHREDDERS.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

That's because they're meant for shredding turtles, not paper!

[Stormborn God]

*document shredder*

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

-_- If you didn't get that reference, there truly is no hope for you.

[Stormborn God]

I know the refrence. But for. Clarification purposes.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/Anarchist147/turtles_zps3c830711.jpg (http://s636.photobucket.com/user/Anarchist147/media/turtles_zps3c830711.jpg.html)

[Hysteria]

And that my friends, is how the Turtle War started. BTW, does it bother anyone else that they are tortoises?

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Hehehehe Yes. Yes, it does.

[Witchblade]

Bwahahaha! That reference was awesome, Twitch!

I bitched and complained and did my song and dance, and I even brought my dad with me and he tried to argue, but in the end I'm not getting anything for free and it's costing me atleast another 300 to finally get my car fixed.

[Ashla]

I wasn't thinking and used spicy mustard on my sandwich. >.<

I sang "Thomas and his enemies" instead of "Thomas and his friends" to my little brother and he started singing it too! xD

[Brand]

I procrastinated.

I then ate a ham and Swiss sandwich, sat down. And procrastinated more.

[BlueSunUmbra]

I drew a few inspiring pictures, then cleaned my whole house. Afterwards I cooked the best meal I ever cooked. I learned some archery and learned a fourth language! Then at night I busted out some groovy dance moves at a club where everyone was impressed and wanted to give me money just because. Then finally I snapped out of my long day dream and continued eating nachos and focused on watching Adventure Time!

[Hysteria]

I drew a few inspiring pictures, then cleaned my whole house. Afterwards I cooked the best meal I ever cooked. I learned some archery and learned a fourth language! Then at night I busted out some groovy dance moves at a club where everyone was impressed and wanted to give me money just because. Then finally I snapped out of my long day dream and continued eating nachos and focused on watching Adventure Time!

Mathematical! kekeke


I wrote a spreadsheet with my mtg cards... about half way through and just crested 500.... good for getting my head around a whole bunch of new cards I've just gotten.

[Lowell]

I registered many times to a very interesting web forum.

[BlueSunUmbra]

Mathematical! kekeke


I wrote a spreadsheet with my mtg cards... about half way through and just crested 500.... good for getting my head around a whole bunch of new cards I've just gotten.

I havn't played in SO long... i recently got a 2014 core set just to get back into the groove.... sadly.. i found no one to play with :(

[Greenwolf]

I heard a mouse chewing on something in the kitchen. I set a mousetrap to catch said mouse. I heard mouse trip said mousetrap. I went to investigate.

I spent the next hour cleaning up glass and gross smelling green bean juice and mouse poo, right after killing a mouse that didn't have the decency to stick its neck under the neck snapping device.

At that point I entered a twelve step program that may or may not have involved Oreo therapy...

[J.M. Vallix]

Ahhhh. Mice. Pesky little critters.

I heated up a hotdog, ate it, and then drank coffee. That's it.

[Landain]

I dieted and exercised for six months and lost 45 Lbs.

[Ashla]

I heard a mouse chewing on something in the kitchen. I set a mousetrap to catch said mouse. I heard mouse trip said mousetrap. I went to investigate.

I spent the next hour cleaning up glass and gross smelling green bean juice and mouse poo, right after killing a mouse that didn't have the decency to stick its neck under the neck snapping device.

At that point I entered a twelve step program that may or may not have involved Oreo therapy...

Do you have a cat to catch rodents for you? I do! xD He just caught another chipmunk today

[Solar Haven]

Well i got bored and was listening to a team rocket remix and this thought popped into my head.... i present to you my first ever cleverbot use

User: Prepare for Trouble!

Cleverbot: Make it double.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all peoples within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie.

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

User: Meowth! thats right.

Cleverbot: Pikachu uses thunderbolt!

[Greenwolf]

Do you have a cat to catch rodents for you? I do! xD He just caught another chipmunk today

We have a jack russel terrier. He does an ok job (about 6 mice so far this season) but he's getting older and is blind in one eye.

[Otto]

Jack Russels are great little dogs :)

[J.M. Vallix]

User: Prepare for Trouble!

Cleverbot: I don't know any further.

User: Make it double.

Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Well, that would make sense. You must be canadian.

User: Xhdkeirvdbvqhdfasakhgfdtrdžñmłpœ.

Cleverbot: Sin mas jajaja.

User: Dddddd.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Vicky.

Cleverbot: Oh, so sweet that you remember that.

User: Speak in German.

Cleverbot: Why german?

User: Cause I'm Austrian.

Cleverbot: But does sherlock have a brother?

User: Speak in German.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I hate it.

User: Ich heibe Erik.

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: Aha what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Smile. Or else I shoot you.

Cleverbot: I like pain.

User: I'll numb you. Then shoot you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Five finger death punch.

Cleverbot: I am taller than you.

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: *rapes you*.

Cleverbot: Nice!

User: What is Althanas.

Cleverbot: All is #INCLUDE function in a manifold.

User: Eyo dude. Hows it goin?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Death.

Cleverbot: Murder.

User: Knife.

Cleverbot: Knife.

User: Knives.

Cleverbot: Forks.

User: Spoons.

Cleverbot: No, forks.

User: SPOONS.

Cleverbot: Spork.

This is what happens every time I use cleverbot.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I learned that nutella and roast pork actually mix quite nicely.

[J.M. Vallix]

That sounds pretty good.

[Hysteria]

Well, I got trolled and then flamed by cleverbot. After refusing to react to repeated use of Electric Sheep in questions I got this:

Me: What about electric sheep?

Bot: Didn't Tesla work with it?

Isaac asimov.

What do you like about Asimov?

Electric sheep.

Do you dream of electrip sheeps?

What do robots dream of?

Electronic Sheep.

What do you dream of?

Nasty stuff.

Like what?

Your face.

Snap bitch. That wasn't nice.

You're an apple.

Well you don't have eyes, so you can't see how much of a jerk you are.

But I do have eyes, hypothetically anyways.

I call bullshit.

Nope, I'm writing a novel for my little sister.

You douche.

What do you get when you eat as much as an elephant does.

Don't pull charlie references on me little man.

You don't want to come back?

Que?

On poptropica i'm a girl that looks ike a member I have a dragon wings a kimomo belt and a swimsuit.

I hate you.

Why?

Why not?

Because you aren't a citizen.

Yes I am, I have the hat and everything.

No.

[Witchblade]

So, today while driving to my dad's house after class, a massive buck came out of nowhere and plowed into the front, driver's side of my mom's brand spanking new Hyundai Elantra. Yeah, she just bought it in May. Lucky, he plowed in antlers first and hit the tire and his body hit the door. There are a couple scratches, and the panel is a little bent. Hopefully it won't cost me much to fix it. It's the first time I've ever hyperventilated.

The irony is I was on my way down to go deer hunting.

I have the worst luck. If it was my car, I would not give a rats ass. Had to be in my mom's.

[Lye]

The silver lining of this story is: Fastest hunting kill ever.

Filled the tag before even trying. XD

Insurance should cover that kind of damage I believe?

[Witchblade]

I was only going 40Km, not fast enough to kill him. And I don't know if the damage is worth getting insurance involved. That will be my mom's choice since it was her car.

I still hve to tell her. -_-

[Silence Sei]

All the more reason killing Bambi's mom was one of the smartest moves ever by Disney.

[Landain]

I used an altimeter/barometer on a land navigation course in mountainous terrain once. The A/B was adversely affected by an incoming storm front, which I had to keep resetting every time I reached a Known Point. This also clued me in to the fact that something bad was about to happen. My "Mountain buddy" and I ran the entire course knowing there was a storm coming. We were the first team back and avoided being rained on by about five minutes.

[Stormborn God]

I found this funny YouTube vid.

(Canadians. I love you.)

Look up the song "War of 1812" by the Arrogant Worms

[Ashla]

I finally finished Astronomy part 1...

[Witchblade]

I got a deer last night. My first buck. He's a big boy. ^_^

He has a very small rack on him, but I should get a rather large amount of meat. Sadly, I had to shoot him twice and the second time from less then five feet away. He was looking right at me with these large black eyes when I did it. I spined him the first time, so he was going to die, but slowly and painfully. I had to put him out of his misery.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc292/Witchy701/Hamilton2-20131112-00298.jpg (http://s218.photobucket.com/user/Witchy701/media/Hamilton2-20131112-00298.jpg.html)

[Lye]

Sweet! Nice take. All my buddies at work here are hunters. Half by bow, the other half by rifle.

Looks like some good eats.

[Witchblade]

I shot him with a bow, show him off and make them jealous, Lye!

I should get a good 60-70 pounds off him.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Last night I went to see Stephen Lynch live at the Edinburgh Playhouse.

The show started with the single hottest burlesque act I have ever witnessed, followed by two hours of uncontrollable hilarity.

Life is good.

[Silence Sei]

The show started with the single hottest burlesque act I have ever witnessed, followed by two hours of uncontrollable hilarity.

Life is good.

Aurie found the show hot.


So they allow seven year old transgender rabbits do burlesque now? Gross.

[Ashla]

- I was somehow inspirited to complete ALL of my HW, even the HW due ahead of time, all today and did so...
- So many sad, depressing videos with sad, depressing songs for sad, depressing characters I like from my favorite show which towards the end had been sad, depressing came up in my subscriptions tab on YouTube today :(

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

I fell asleep on the toilet today.

Thought you all might like to know this.

[Hysteria]

My internet has been out for the last two days, and yesterday I was home sick. I cannot describe how bored I was, despite my literary prowess.

Less interesting, more WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?! v.v

[Noir.]

Home with a cold and hiccups.

Watched Strangeland and some anime.

Gone through a box of tissues already--for my nose. -ahem- I am a female, you pervs.

Going to play Ni No Kuni...

:nod & sniffles:

Have a good rest of the eve everyone.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Gone through a box of tissues already--for my nose. -ahem- I am a female, you pervs.

Chits can go through tissues that way too, so you've really just put the image in our heads. Before I read that line, I just thought "she has a cold, is using tissues - normal."

Now, though...

[Noir.]

Damnit.

[Witchblade]

Yeah, you kind of screwed yourself there. :p I was not thinking perverted thoughts either, but now I totally am...

I butchered my deer today. He was in full rut when I shot him though, so he was kind of smelly. We took out the choice cuts (I already got the loins) and the backstraps, then ground the rest of him. I lost 20lbs, some of it just the crappy meat and a bunch of it because I had to shoot him twice.

Ah well, I'll be aiming for a Doe next!

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

I'm telling you - cook and eat the liver! It is delicious, and there is sod all wrong with eating it from wild game. I have two generations of game-keepers in my family, god knows how many poachers and my Dad used go shooting at a bunch of estates up in the highlands.

All of them cooked and ate the liver, not one ever had any complaints.

[Witchblade]

I actually talked to my dad about that today and he says it's becoming a more common practice to do that. They just don't recommend you eat it very often, but we gutted my deer on Tuesday, the heart and liver already went to the dogs.

I still have another tag to go, so when I get my second deer, I'll contemplate eating that liver. But I'm not going to lie, liver is something that I've never really wanted to eat. I took a medical course, I know what the liver does in the body and I don't like the idea of eating a giant filtration system.

By the way, where's my post!?

[Hysteria]

I still have another tag to go, so when I get my second deer, I'll contemplate eating that liver. But I'm not going to lie, liver is something that I've never really wanted to eat. I took a medical course, I know what the liver does in the body and I don't like the idea of eating a giant filtration system.

Like eating crustaceans, the little bottom feeds of the ocean. Shrimp are the sea equivlent of cockroaches. Tasty, tasty cockroaches.


Gone through a box of tissues already--for my nose. -ahem- I am a female, you pervs.

I lol'd.

[Ashla]

I accidentally swallowed my daily vitamin without ANYTHING to help me wash it down xP
Yeah, I chugged my milk and devoured one of my bulls eyes afterwards. Ewww...

[Noir.]

Sorry!

I took an airborne instead of placing it into a beverage—like it states.

My mouth started foaming.

I did not know why it was doing that, until I read the back.

[Witchblade]

lol!

That's awesome.

[Witchblade]

Double post!

Friday night I went out and had a girls night with a bunch of people. I got absolutely shit faced. I don't think I've ever been that drunk before. I had a fantastic time, talked with a lot of boys, danced with some and general merriness around until the morning, lol. I was pretty hungover for a couple hours, then Elaine and Krista and I ordered chinese food for breakfast and that made most of it about 80% better.

[Erikar]

This happened not today, but yesterday. I was at the local park about a block down from my house, hanging with my friends. Some random crackhead-looking lady walked up to me and asked if I wanted to buy her knife(very nice, Ozark Trail- high quality knife) for 10 bucks, giving me some sob story about having to get enough gas to drive her kids home. Having only 6 in my pocket, I politely declined her offer. She came up to me and my friends again about 5 minutes later and told me she'd sell it for 6. I agreed. As I was walking home, I saw her hitting a pipe at the other end of the park..

TL;DR - I helped feed a crackhead's addiction and got a sweet knife in the process. Not sure whether to feel good or bad.

[Silence Sei]

Feel good. She was going to feed her addiction regardless of whether you helped or not. At least you got a cool knife out of the deal.

Too bad she didn't realize she could get more crack -with- the knife.

[Erikar]

Too bad she didn't realize she could get more crack -with- the knife.

My thoughts exactly... It's impressive, the things hardcore drugs can do to your reasoning.

[Silence Sei]

Don't buy a car, buy a gun.

You can get a car with a gun!

[Witchblade]

Yes, but you can also get jail with a gun.






And this is why crime is so high in America. Canadians would just buy the damn car. >.>

[Lye]

I was finally able to eat solid food after a three days of liquid and saltines! I also believe that I am increasingly leaning toward the vegetarian side of being an omnivore.

P.S.- Never - Let me restate - NEVER eat an undercooked sausage. Burn it to a cinder. Do not risk it. Your stomach will sound, act, and feel like a scene from Aliens.

That is all.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Aye, but for some people, that's a turn on.

[Silence Sei]

Yes, but you can also get jail with a gun.






And this is why crime is so high in America. Canadians would just buy the damn Moose. >.>


Fixed.

[Aurelianus Drak'shal]

Not sure if this really counts as happening to me, but;

Found out tonight one of the members of my local gun club died of Mad Cow Disease.

[Hysteria]

My thoughts exactly... It's impressive, the things hardcore drugs can do to your reasoning.

Drugs and a sense of right and wrong. *shrug*

[Ashla]

I watched the Hunger Games today... ... Let's just say the only thing I liked about it was the main character herself. Other than that...

[Lye]

Go watch Frozen! The lyrical breaks get annoying but it's overall pretty funny. :D The second hunger games didn't impress me very much, but I did like the subtle political games that were being played out.

[Max Dirks]

Catching Fire was on par with The Empire Strikes Back.

They took a shitty story and turned it into cinematic brilliance.

[Mordelain]

Nicely put Max. They transcribed the book excellently, and finished it scene for scene with twice the thrill.

I went to see Parkland with a colleague today. Gripping performances, excellent treatment of the material, but dodgy camera work.

I did however learn Colin Hanks is still hot. /winwin

[Witchblade]

So, I came home yesterday to find a strange car in the driveway, a red Toyota Camry, and got rather confused. My mom and brother both work afternoon shift, so this was a rather strange occurance. Confused, but thinking Todd took the day off work and that was one of his friend's cars, I parked in guest parking and went inside. Opening the front door, I yelled 'Hello' and was quite surprised when my mom popped out from the living room wearing a strange expression on her face. So, the following questions popped out of my mouth in rather rapid succession: "What's wrong? Why aren't you at work? Where's your car? Whose car is that?'

And my mom simply answered these questions by saying: "I got in an accident.'

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As she was driving down the 403 highway, a truck in the left lane decided he wanted to come over into the right lane and didn't see her. He clipped her ass end, spun her around in front of him side ways and dragged her for over a hundred feet down the highway, most of the way she was only one two wheels. My brother was in the car with her at the time. I came very close to losing the two most important people to me in the world Monday.

Neither of them were very hurt, thank you Hyundai with your 5 star safety crash rating, and because of that we were able to joke around a little bit when I got them both to sit down and have some food, after Todd came home of course. He was still really shakey from the accident, so my mom sent him out to smoke a joint with his friends. Funny part number 1: My brother was still holding his coffee when the car finally came to a rest, and he'd barely spilled more than a couple drops in his beard and on himself. Funny part 2: I told my mom now she can't bitch about a deer hitting her brand new car while I was driving it, because a MAC truck hit it while she was, which equals, mom wins!

Moral of the story, I'm going to have the best Christmas ever this year, because they're both alive and neither of them ended up int he hospital.

[Lye]

Holy cow Witch! Thank goodness everyone is safe, but you should seriously consider public transportation for a while. This car voodoo is no good.

[Witchblade]

Oh yeah, funny part 3: my mom was bitching about the shitty tires her car came with. I looked at her and said 'well, now you get four new tires and don't have to pay for it!' She said Todd said the same thing.