^ < V Game

[Winterhair]

^Yep.
< Hates his mother.
V Knows why.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ isn't allowed to shop at Hot Topic anymore.

< needs to stop waking up at 1:00 PM.

v would gladly wake me up whenever I wanted. With breakfast in bed. Cooked and served in the nude.

[Winterhair]

^Hells yeah < would. ;) And is damn right about the Hot Topic thing. o.o
< Will stop postwhoring this thread now.
V Doesn't believe <.

[oren]

^ realizes < probably doesn't care.

< Created this thread for post whoring. Is listening to Les memes accords by EXODE while searching for something to put feet in since she messed up walking around downtown Toronto from Union Station to Elm Street with uncomfortable flats. (All I wanted to do is give food to my mom since she missed the first day of the rib fest! DX)

IF V is from Toronto then V has all rights to laugh at < since < knows that you can take the subway from Union to Elm without taking the 1 hour walk.

IF V is not from Toronto then V has all rights to laugh at < for wearing uncomfortable shoes for a 1 hour walk that could have been avoided by taking the subway.

[AdventWings]

^ Azn!
< Azn!
V ...azn?

[Mithra Reborn]

^ Azn!
< no Azn
V will help ^ and beyond with making this the longest going thread in Althanas history
VV will tell < what the current record is

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ should be happy
< doesn't know the specifics, but knows we have Surpassed the previous records by at least 300 posts
<Therefore knows the current record (As of this moment, since it is this thread setting it) is 757 posts
< wants this thread to reach 1000 posts
<Wants to print this whole thread out once it reaches 1000 posts
v thinks it's a waste of paper and thinks < isn't environmentally friendly.

[Taskmienster]

^ Doesn't care about the enviroment, but I could care less.

< Doesn't have a _ucking _ button and is _ucking pissed about it, so no posts.

V <doesn't care enough to put something witty...

[Koran]

^ Is right.

< Is back.

V Doesn't give a flying fuck.

[Witchblade]

^ is wrong

< is amazing

v pretends but can't measure up

[Terminus Mortis]

^ Is helpful

< Is trying very hard to pretend, but the voices say to KILL!
Kill them! "NO!"

V I can almost guarantee I don't know them, but tell them I hate them!

[Koran]

^ *sniff* You're a bastard!

< Likes teddy bears. o.o;

V Enjoys pie with whipped cream topped by a bright red cheery.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ is a sissy.

< likes cherry pies. Not just a plain cherry.

v agrees. With what? It doesn't matter.

[Terminus Mortis]

^^Don't completely hate him.
^Same goes for you.
< Is tired, woke up at 1400 hrs, and is going to walk down and get a liter of Mountain Dew to drown himself in. $1.50 for a liter of MD, I love this place.
V Has multiple characters.

[Winterhair]

^Shit, is right.
< Has a very sexy redhead character that Letho wishes to rape.
v Doesn't envy <.

[Witchblade]

^ Wishes he could rape his own character

< Has a character involved with one of Letho's, who could kick any redhead's ass in

v wishes they knew what was going on

[Irene]

^Knows I don't know what's happening

<has written a Dark Hymn for an upcoming thread.

Vwants to read my dark hymn.

[Rebellion]

^is wrong. < Has enough "dark hymns" to fill up <'s pants.
< is that sexy redhead.
V had sex recently.

[Taskmienster]

^ ooooops, correct.

< Smiles a lot and is booooored

V Probably angry I haven't posted...

[Witchblade]

^ Is definitely right about that one

< Figures you've forgotten about the quest and gave up on it three months ago

v wants to write with < because < is awesome

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong. < IS writing with ^ because ^ is awesome. C:
< Is ^'s. No touchy.
V Likes redheads.

[Esmerelda]

^ knows my preferences then.

< Knows that red haired women are the most beautiful on, or off, earth. No exceptions, and any disagreements are automatically null and void and unrecognised and completly wrong.

V Knows this is so.

[Rebellion]

^Damned right. Hell, just look at <.
< Likes the band RA.
V Has heard of them. If not, clicky here: www.myspace.com/ramusic

[Taskmienster]

^ Is, like all others on this site, addicted to the overemphasized notion that red heads are the end all for women.

< DID post in the thread with Witchy, haha, but has to edit it because it's shoddy work.

V Probably wants to debate the ridiculous notion I have said about red heads.

[oren]

^ red heads are pretty? O_o

< Is in a good mood.

v is now <'s new pet.

[Terminus Mortis]

^ Will feed me regularly
< Doesn't mind.
V Has problems with clowns.

[Rebellion]

^Yep.
< Is annoyed because someone can't wait even a few hours for a freakin' reply to their thread.
V Empathizes.

[Esmerelda]

^ is right, unfortunatly

< has been bitten by a Wereclown, and is now a Wereclown.

V Has been sprayed in the face with a full seltzer bottle.

VV has been bitten by me, and now is also a Wereclown. :D:D:D:D

[Raimeiken]

^ made the victim wet...
< ...not telling anyone what < is wearing...
v ...will be hit with a baseball bat to the head if v attempts to bite <

[Winterhair]

^^Can't be a wereclown. They went extinct with the dinosaurs. Duh.
^Isn't biting material.
< Is.
V Masturbates while watching Starship Troopers.

[Witchblade]

^ Likes to watch

< Can't help but love those hot aliens killing everyone. It just gets < so worked up.

v Wishes hot giant bug aliens could turn them on.

[Irene]

^ doesn't know < is a giant bug alien here for mass destruction of innocent bystanders. Except innocent bystander number four, lucky little snit always somehow makes it out alive.

< I WILL DESTROY YOU INNOCENT BYSTANDER NUMBER 4, EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!

V Knows that if I succeed, it will be the last thing I do.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ succeed? NEVER!
< will stop ^ if for no other reason, than the fact that ^ replied to Witchy before I could.
V wants to know what the big deal is.

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong.
< is sorta a big deal, y'know.
V Welcome to the club.

[Irene]

^^ is Innocent Bystander Number four, and WILL be destroyed.

^ Has offically invited < to the cool club

< Is now a cool giant bug alien out to destroy ^^
< Launches his giant bug army at ^^

V Knows ^^ is doomed, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Laughs at ^'s giant stature. It's unlikely to be able to hit a small frame like <'s.
v realizes the downside to this.

[Irene]

^ Doesn't know my secret weapon

< Summons from the depths of the earth, from the farthest dimensions, from beneath the oceans, and from the stars, The Great Old Ones.

V Knows that now that the stars have aligned, and the cosmic cycles have ended, < has doomed all things.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is correct
< is mad at ^ for ending all things when <'s life was just getting fun again.
V will rally behind the cause to undo this

[Esmerelda]

^ Is correct

< By the power of Insanity, Irene's powers are undone! The world is safe, free to frolic on it's normal path of self-destruction once more, without the help of Lovecraft's alien dark gods.

V Knows < is also Irene. Knows < who all of <'s accounts are.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ BZZZT Wrong.
< has 15 usernames, which is likely more than ^ can say.
v just won a 20 dollar jackpot.

[Rahegalhoff]

^ I WON I WON I WON!

< Plans to use the 20 at work to have lunch.

V won absolutly nothing.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is a wiener.

< is Psh'ing. < is full of Epic Win.

v is begging to differ and thinks v is more full of win than < and ^

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong. < doesn't think. < knows.
< needs to get to work...
V agrees.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Not sure about.
< Is wondering where my fedora is.
V Is jealous that I have a spiffy fedora.

[Irene]

^ Has a spiffy Fedora

< is insanely jealous and wants a spiffy new fedora, despite not knowing what a Fedora is.

V is laughing with <, not at <.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is clueless about a fedora?

< is laughing at ^ for not knowing what a spiffy fedora is.
< knows that a fedora is a spiffy hat. Like this --> SPIFFY Fedora! (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/52118102/houndstooth_fedora_hat_lower_shape_.jpg)

v is newb and doesn't have a fedora! BwwuuahahahahA!

[Winterhair]

^Is right about < not having a fedora.
< Instead, < has a spiffy avatar.
V Wants a spiffy avatar.

[Irene]

^ is right

< Wants an Avatar to match her unique backround.

V will make that avatar.

[AdventWings]

^ ... *Nervous glance*
< ... *Sneakz away*
V ... *Throttles*

[Mithra Reborn]

^...*sneaks away*
<...*is throttled and dies*
V...*cleans up the corpse*

[Winterhair]

^Ah, no. I'll just have Alex eat it.
< is trying to find the motivation to post in this one thread...but it can't seem to come.
V Again, empathizes.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is correct.
< is inserting something pointless to keep the thread going
V will do so as well.

[oren]

^ keeping thread alive.

< made this thread for fun didn't expect it to reach 800+ posts.

v will dance, and dancing shall be v's life.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ is falling apart to half time

< got canned heat in his heels tonight, baby

V does The Twist, like they did last summer.

[Irene]

^ Has canned heat in his heels.

< Is staying alive, staying alive.

V Thinks that's more than enough music refrences for one thread.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is wrong
< hears the sound of music
v has to fight for thier right to party.

[Irene]

^ Knows the hills are alive with the sound of music.

< Has Night Fever

V Is out Dancing in the street

[The Bloody Son]

^ likes the Bee Gee's?

< likes them too!
< dances randomly.
< does "the Happy Food Dance" as <'s Sarah calls it. When < eats good food, < wiggles.

v does "the Happy Food Dance" too and didn't know anyone else did that! ;0

[Terminus Mortis]

^ Is actually correct, sort of almost.

< Is in an undeniably good mood, a rare occurance for <.

V Wants < inside them. Didn't see that coming, did you?

[The Bloody Son]

^ wonders how he knew?

< is lololing that ^ thinks < wants BEEF inside of <.
< lmao's.

v is crackin' up at this foo'!

[Irene]

^ almost, < is cracking up at ^ and ^^

< is writing a gigantic thread in Microsoft Word so massive it's guranteed to make the unlucky mod who has to judge it cry because of it's size alone.

V Thinks I'm a bully or some stronger less polite word and feels sorry for moderation now.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^ Not at all.

< Is planning on banging my head on the desk on my muse gives in and starts working again.

V Bet their muse is still fully functional.

[Tshael]

^ would be mistaken!

< is in a quarrel with her muse, but making headway slowly.

v named their muse Rick Astley.

[Winterhair]

^Is pretty much right...just have to get over <'s lazy streak.
< Is pissed off because family let him sleep in for 11 hours. >={
< Is happy happy no.
V Is someone I owe a post to.

SHIT, NINJA'D. >:{

Um...
^Is a fuckin' ninja.
< Just got owned by a fuckin' ninja.
V Likes ^ now.

[Irene]

^ is quite mistaken, has always liked ^^

< named <'s muse Irene, and named <'s character and designed her entirely after <'s muse.
<'s Muse is very pleased with <.
<'s Muse is hyperactive.:mad::(:D

V is jealous of <

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Speaks about muses, an idea that stopped being quaint prior to the Common Era
< Is jealous of a lot of things
V Almost certainly isn't one of them, but could always prove a surprise

[The Bloody Son]

^ is afraid ^'s right in the notion that ^ isn't jealous of <.

< wishes that Winter's 4-person quest would move faster than the snail's pace it is moving.
< was just flashed by his finaceè
< is leaving th- ....

V ...

[Tshael]

^ talks about his fiance so much it's beginning to make < wonder if she even exists.

< finds it funny when people compensate.

v has a dirty little secret they've been compensating for since 'Nam.

[Kaenniswen]

^ Not at all my dear. Nam was long before I was born.

< Wonders why...

v Wishes they knew what I was wondering about.

[AdventWings]

^ ...Jinki?
< Junx'd.
V Jinx'd.

[Rebellion]

^Goddamit.
< Is STILL a sexy redhead.
V Thinks sexy redheads should wield big cannons. ;)

[Smuggler's Run]

^ wants to wield <'s big cannon.

< is flammable.

v thinks that's hot.

[Winterhair]

^BITCH YEEEEEEAH.
< Is Rebellion's big cannon.
V Has a smile on their pants...face.

[Taskmienster]

^ Kinda creeps me out sometimes, but in a good way

< Votes for Althy every day on the Effies Great Wyrm

V Should, like everyone else, vote daily so that Althanas isn't ranked 60 or lower...

[AdventWings]

^ Is probably the site's most devoted member. *Goes there as well*
< Asian Sleepy Kitty has Midterms this week.
V Follows suit, to Effie's!

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Thinks all publicity is good publicity
< Wouldn't even know what "Effies" is
V Will snarkily suggest I Google it, to no avail.

[Taskmienster]

^ *sigh*

< gives you the link (http://www.rpggateway.com/cgi-bin/wyrm/rate.cgi?ID=1574)

V May or may not be happy that I'm posing again... so get off my back!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is posing
< gets off ^'s back.... and onto ^'s head
v is unhappy

[Esmerelda]

^ no, just unmotivated.

< Has replies to give out.

V Will motivate me into replying.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ *laughs until I pass out*

< Is thinking about shooting my computer.

V Has slapped around at least one computer in their life.

[Esmerelda]

^ Is right

< Has also taken a sledge hammer to a back-talking foul-mouthed incompetent Desktop that didn't know when to shut up and leave me the hell alone to go start working right.

V Knows that I sometimes secretly sneak into their place to lovingly caress their computer in a creepy and not at all normal manner.

[Winterhair]

^eww. No wonder my power cord's broke.
< WILL FIND A WAY.
V Is...?

[Moonlit Raven]

^ ...eh?

< Has not a clue.

V Thinks they have a clue but in reality they don't.

[Esmerelda]

^ WRONG!

< Is playing Clue, the board game, and winning!

V Knows it was Col. Mustard in the Library with the lead pipe.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Won again, Dammit.
< Has now lost 113 times to ^ in Clue
v thinks < should stop playing Clue online with ^ because that is likely why ^ keeps winning

[AdventWings]

^ Hasn't a Clue. No, really. >.>
< ...No clue why it's that way.
V Also clueless, like more than half of the people in the thread.

[Storm Veritas]

^ escaped wrath of furry genocide
< Thinks Clue sucks.
V Can't think of anything creative to say right now, or would be writing.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Um...
< Er....
v Hi

[Taskmienster]

^^ Very true, unfortunately

< GET OFF MY HEAD, your messing up my hair.

V Probably thought of some innuendo..

[The Bloody Son]

^ is cool.

< hello!

v is probably as bored as I am.

[Rebellion]

^Nope.
< Has resolved to not let the momentary death of his laptop make him inactive.
V is cheering on <.

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Should realize cheering isn't something < does
< Has been going to work despite bronchitis or something like it for two weeks
V Should realize this sort of determination is more admirable than forum posting.

[Taskmienster]

^ Takes life too seriously, who needs work...

< Worked with bronchitis and pneumonia at a hookah lounge for 3 weeks

V Knows that's not smart.

[AdventWings]

^ Not smart.
< Not smart. (Has an exam in less than 4 hours - and still hasn't studied like the rest of the world)
V ...Smart?

[Irene]

^ Excessivly so.

< Too smart.

V Will fix that...

[Rebellion]

^Yep.
<*takes shotgun to ^'s head*
V Yep.

[oren]

^ will be convicted for first degree murder.

< Wouldn't be using a shot gun. < prefers to actually cut open the skull and remove the brain that way.

V Will run or at least not be a princess and stand thier ground. In which case < will remove V's brain in said fashion.

[Irene]

^ Wrong!

< Is a pwetty pwetty pwincess and will stand her ground firmly and fight back against the mean old evil doers with rainbow magic and frilly cute huggable unicorns.

V Is now sick to their stomach because they know < is infact not of the right gender to be a princess, pretty or otherwise.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ ... now I know

< wants to barf so hard <'s organs are spewed out

v Is mildy disturbed by it all

[Petra]

^ didn't know ;p
< heard it on the grapevine, so < wasn't so surprised
v is online. duh!

[Winterhair]

^Sometimes.
< Thinks Pyramid head is da SHIT.
V Is slightly freaked out by that.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is wrong
< finds pyramid head rather relaxing and centers the mind
V realizes that I may be confusing pyramid heads.

[Boweva1]

^ Best friends with pedobear
< Enjoying his free cookies *yum*
V Will go rape mode in 3 2 1...

[Zack, Son of Tyranny]

^ is not actually enjoying free cookies *Jedi mind trick*
<RAPE MODE ENGAGE
v is secretly a panda bear

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Caught me
< Is a rare, endangered mammal
V Back on the pyramid head topic, RAPE CLOCK (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape_Clock)

[Crystal Suncrest]

^WTF?
<WTF?
vFTW?

[Nightstalker]

^ Lol

< Tla

V Tmi

[AdventWings]

^ Ninja
< Ninj4
V Ninj4'd

[Krista]

^ lol
< rofl
v um.... not laughing

[oren]

^ and up - > this is another loop.

< Has more injuries to add to list: Skin scrapped off by broken wood and metal in her shed. This will be interesting to write a Language Assessment for one college course.

V knows how to play chess and will teach <

[Rahegalhoff]

^ indeed, advises ^ to get Chessmaster 9000, or whatever iteration their up to, which is where < got <'s leet chess skills.

< Has finally decided <'s character development path for this character.

V is afraid because V knows < will explore an evil version.

[Winterhair]

^Never.
< Knows that evil doesn't rest...so its time to get to work.
V Wears tan colored pants that don't match V's socks and dances at nightclubs on fridays or when the moon is 3/4's complete.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ What are these socks you speak of?
< is running out of ideas and will therefore do something similar to last time.
v FTW? (No, it doesn't stand for "For The Win." It stands for "#%@* The What?"

[oren]

^ What.

< Freaking out now. What if oren did so badly in her Language Assessment that she is reduced to REMEDIAL COMMUNICATIONS?!?!

V Probably laughing at < for being so silly. Ooh... but V knows it's true < isn't good with english at all.

[Xos]

^ LOL

< ROFLMFRAMAO

v How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[AdventWings]

^ How Much Pie would a Pied Piper Pipe of a Pied Piper would Pipe Pie? (Yes, I made that up)
< Brain Asploded (Again)
V Wields a really, really big hammer. (SRSLY?)

[Xos]

^ Is totally correct

< Keeps his hammer, "south of the border"

V is smiling with certain thoughts inspiried by <

[Crystal Suncrest]

^^ needs to keep thier brain from doing that.
^ Is funny, but wrong.
< was worried this thread had gone dead
v has a song stuck in thier head.

[Xos]

^ is correct

< has Temple of the Black Pharaoh stuck in his head. Hear it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXCgqlxKuwQ

V Likes Nox Arcana too.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is correct
< Is sleeping.
v Is going to wake <

[Corsana]

^ Is secretly a super hero
< Is secretly a super villain
v Is secretly just super confused

[oren]

^ Whee?

< Wants to be super annoying but not sure how to go about it.

V is annoyed at the sight of <

[Alydia Ettermire]

^ is right, but only because ^ hasn't finished the < knows what.

< wants to squish ^ (inside joke)

v doesn't get it.

[Valanthe]

^ knows < doesn't get alot of things.

< knows ^ has a pretty cool character concept there.

V Wonders what Valanthe's unique familier's going to be.

[oren]

^ is going to get a familiar?!

< wants to see, and possibly eat it.

V will join < in the eating!

[Valanthe]

^ NO!

< will not let ^V or anyone else eat her familier.

V doesn't want to eat <'s familier anyways, because V knows what it is.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is half right.

< knows what it is, and knows IT wants to eat HER. Therefore If someone killed it and cooked it, < would happily eat ^'s familiar

V is disgusted

[The Jester]

^ underestimates the intestinal fortitude of <

< has bells on his shoes

V is jealous

[oren]

^ Is silly to have bells on his shoes.

< wants food.

V has food and will be attacked by < for said food.

[Karuka]

^ wants food.

< has food, and ^ can have some if she comes to <

v thinks that sounds like a really good deal.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right
< will take some food too.
v Plays poker

[Crystal Suncrest]

(Thread revival?)

^ is me
< is me
v wishes they could be me.

[Valanthe]

^ is a fairy.

< wishes he could catch Lunar Fun. *Thread's still one step ahead of me. :(*

V Is laughing in mirth watching < chase after a runaway thread

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is half right
< is laughing, but more because < has never seen a thread run before than anything else
v is laughing... at something else.

[Fatina]

^Is indeed a fairy.

<'s laughing because ^'s so tiny.

v better post something better than this.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ better stop laughing at < because if ^ doesn't

< will shoot ^'s eye's out with <'s magic.

v Is gonna stop < from doing so by accident.

[Raimeiken]

^ is bundled in a towel
< is very inconsistent
v takes a... cupcake?

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right. < did take a cupcake
<would have taken more, but the punch was spiked, the cookies were poisoned, the cake was a lie, and as for the brownies...
v knows why they are not safe.

[Destrudo]

^ is wrong, < does not know why the brownies are not safe.

< wants to know what's wrong with the brownies.

V will tell me what's wrong with the brownies.

[oren]

^ wants to know what's wrong with the brownies but < can't tell ^ because < has been sworn to secrecy.

< is working on the parts of her animation portfolio that she can do.

V will tell ^ why ^ shouldn't trust the brownies.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^Is right, The brownies are classified info.
< WILL tell you, however, that if you read the recipe, you'd be grossed out.
V has the recipe.

[Destrudo]

^ is wrong, < does not have the recipe.

< has eaten a variety of bugs and insects live before, along with assorted creature brains and guts, so < rather highly doubts a measly old brownie recipe is going to be gross.

V Is going to give me the super secret brownie recipe.

[oren]

^ already knows < is sworn to secrecy!

< had this strange dream about rabid monkeys selling bicycles. Should really get working on her life drawing and painting projects, due next week, instead of working on the 2D design project due on the 19th.

v has either started school or is starting on the 23rd (<shakes fist at you all for getting to start so late).

[Destrudo]

^ WRONG!

< has graduated school.

V knows I need a job.

[Boweva1]

^ doesnt really want a job... he wants a friend
< knows ^ needs a job, but will do nothing except laugh at him for being unemployed
V Will be ^'s friend

[Kuko]

^ is really mean

< is already ^^'s friend

v is a friendly guy

[Caden Law]

^ is really mean

< is already ^^'s friend

v is a friendly guy
^ Too nice.

< Just ate bacon. Glorious bacon.

v Wishes he was Godhand.

[Destrudo]

^ Wishes HE was Godhand.

< Is going to be the most dangerous of all althanians someday, just wait, you'll see.

V Knows < has potential, but the most dangerous? That's a bit of a stretch.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ has to potential, but is too lazy to unleash it
< knows < is too lazy to unleash it
V is mostly like < and ^ and is too lazy to unleash true potential.

[Destrudo]

^ is lazy.

< Would unleash his full potential, but knows there are minors in the room.

V Is going to make a comment about the innuendo in <'s statement.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Shouldn't have pointed it out. HEY EVERYONE! LOOK! INNUENDO!
<is too nice to say any more than that
v is reallty a computer virus

[oren]

^ Sorry no...

< Is pissed that masking tape messed up <'s canvas paper RIGHT AFTER < finishes an assignment.

V Has better luck than <.

[Destrudo]

^Is an unfortunate victim of the masking tape conspiracy.

< Has been hired by Wal-mart!

V Loves Wal-mart.

[AdventWings]

^ </3
< </3
V <3

[Roith]

^ <3 you too

< can write in l337

v pl20848ly K4/\/7 l234l) 7l-l15

[Edward Judorne]

^ is a hack
< i5 4 r34l L337
V thinks < is a hack too

[Nightstalker]

^ is a hack, like ^^

< Is an Invisible Ninja, that can't be found.

V Knows I'm hiding behind ^'s refriderator.

[Edward Judorne]

^ Is right
< knows and is going to do something about it.
v is wondering what I'm doing wit 50 feet of barbed wire, a jumper cable, and a car battery.

[Destrudo]

^Is up to no good assuridly.

< Has eaten the barbed wire, the jumper cables, AND the Car Battery.

V Is wondering If Imitation really is the most sincere form of flattery...

[Terminus Mortis]

^ ... < Doesn't know ^.

< Can ikspe uidfley igpe atinle.

v Should be able to figure that out.

[Destrudo]

^ Can type fluid pig latin

< zlbht hcjynawdcxt kxy krc

V Is hereby defied to break my cypher.

[Caden Law]

^ Has a monkey for an avatar.

< Refuses to break the cypher.

v Needs to give me $20 for the hell of it.

[Camella]

^ Needs to give me $30 before I give him $20
<will try to break the Cypher, and if there really IS a cypher, will succeed.
v is gonna give me a time limit.

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Will have the results
On <'s Desk by 5 O'clock with bullets
V Hasn't worked in the sort of job to find that funny

[Destrudo]

^Is right.

< Thinks his cypher is clever and uncrackable.

V will prove < wrong on both accounts.

[Terminus Mortis]

^ Is probably wrong.
< Works in the kind of business where needing the bullets at your desk by 5 O'clock means something altogether more interesting.
v Ought to know what I'm talking about.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is wrong
< is STILL working on the cypher and has made a bit of progress
v wants to know the second I solve the cypher

[Xos]

^ will fail to solve my cypher.

< wants proof the cypher has been cracked the second it's solved.

V Has solved my cypher.

[Camella]

^ is partly wrong.
< has determined it is one of two types of Cyphers.
v wants proof that those aren't just random letters.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Is sort of correct.
< Is confused and bewildered. (Is this what 'normal' people do with their free time?!?)
V Feels the same way.

[Irene]

^ Should know that < is by no means normal.

< Will tell you it is a sentence, ran through one cypher, through another, and then another, so even if you crack one part of the triple layer cypher, you still have another, unless you outsmart me and translate them directly from their current cyphered state.

V Knows that one layer of the cypher is a simple and rudimentary reversing of the alphabet, that is, A <--> Z, but which layer, is the real mystery.

[Caden Law]

^ Is an oompa loompa.

< Is combobreaking the cypher cycle.

V Would donate the testicles of another member for an autograph from their favorite Famous Person.

[Inkfinger]

^ Is probably not going to volunteer his.

< Is doubtful that John Cusack would accept such a donation.

V Should probably be grateful that < decided John would probably not appreciate ^'s suggestion.

[Valanthe]

^ Will NOT cut off my manhood.

< Hereby gives the answer to the Cypher. The sentence was: "makes encryptions for fun."

V feels totally lame now.

[Camella]

^ shouldn't have ruined it for me
<had, in fact cracked the A=Z layer of the cypher BEFORE ^ mentioned it and was working on the second layer
v will be surprised to hear that as long as it was simple letter substitution on all 3 layers, the order of the layers didn't matter.

[BONUS]
< has made a cypher for anyone willing to crack it.

ZCU FS ASIUKDZ KD ULKI USAKB ISFC FSOC AGCMIC

[Roith]

^ Doesnt know that at this very moment a balding Tom Hanks is going into spasm's over her cypher while mumbling cryptic phrases from 'The Da vinci code.'


< is considering putting Tom Hanks out of his misery.


V really really hopes < doesn't use a shotgun.

[Mage Hunter]

^ is wrong.

< Gives him the shells.

\/ Is selling tickets to watch.

[Valanthe]

^ Gets a free pair.

< Thinks a thread to interview a character ICly would be awesome.

V Would be willing to be interviewed if I made such a thread.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is correct. < would love to be Interviewed.
< was too tired to even post anything today until now and will try to get all the owed posting done today.
v noticed the keyword in there was try

[Roith]

^ doesnt know < is considering putting ^ out of her misery as well.

< Is about to go Bruce Campbell's 'Evil Dead' on Tom Hank's but doesn't know the guys home security codes.


V knows Tom Hank's home security codes but isn't telling, perhaps out of spite or a love of Tom Hanks

[oren]

^ Heh nooooot telling because < doesn't know!

< has been gone for almost a month because < is working hard to get stuff perfect to put into <'s portfolio for Animation and pass stupid English so < can go to English English.

V Knows Tom Hanks codes and can tell ^ and v is also busy with life.

[Valanthe]

^ Is wished good luck on passing English.

< Reveals Tom Hank's Codes in a secret document transmitted to ^^ Via means of extreme subterfuge.

V Is Tom Hanks seeking revenge on < and ^^

[Edward Judorne]

^ How did you know?
< is a guy named tom hanks, but isn't THE Tom hanks
v Knows I'm only joking

[Caden Law]

^ Lying through his teeth.
< Is prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse.
V Is prepared...for ANAL SPELUNKING!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ hehehe.... could be correct.... Maybe
< Is a fairy, and thus might be the right size for what ^ is suggesting
v wants a change in topic

[Valanthe]

^ Should hope that when ^ goes anal spelunking, that the person targeted isn't Anal retentive....

< By the almighty powers of Topic Change, I hereby change this topic too...
INVASION OF THE VEGETABLE ZOMBIES!

V Gets poked by the most hated of all vegetables, the brussle sprout.

[Caden Law]

^ Is hilariously uncomfortable.

< Responds to the sprout like so.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/292/169lpp4bj3.png

v Knows Rules 1, 2, and 63. Will explain them accordingly.

[oren]

^ makes < scared.

< thinks ^ is crazy so < will slowly back away from <'s own thread until the scary meter has gone down to 3.

V doesn't understand the scary meter but is very afraid of ^.

[Inkfinger]

^Is not correct! :D
<Is amused by/possibly immune to the w00ly 0ne.
V needs to give < a pet squirrel.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ recieves a baby squirrel
< flies
v wants to swat <

[Aiko]

^ Is an annoying pest.

< Pulls out the BFFS 9000. (Big ******* Fairy Swatter)

V Lols as < Chases ^ down with the BFFS 9000.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Hehe

^ couldn't catch < If ^'s life depended on it
because
<'s life depends on NOT being caught. Also, < shot off all the ammo of the BFFS and removed it's battery.
v liked the (Not so well) hidden referance to the BFG from doom.

[Fotiadis110]

^ overestimates the Doom references ability to persuade
< showed up recently
v hasn't spoken to < before now

[Tainted Bushido]

/\ Truth.
< Likes Girls.
V Thinks I'm sexy. ;)

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is cute and will protect < from the BFFS 9000

< is going to eventually be killed by the BFFS 9000 if ^ doesn't help <

v is being chased by someone or something.

[Fotiadis110]

^ is under my protection, but no for a change i am not being persued by hoards of angry penguins
< cast a eletrical shield over ^ to protect her from ^^^^^
v hasn't seen penguins carrying around a copy of my picture i hope...
<*hides*

[oren]

^ hiding from the penguin police.

< Kills self laughing.

V laughs because < is lauging and V knows that laughing is contageous.

[Rith]

^ Is right about the laughing sickness

< Now is wonder why when someone yawns it makes < yawn

v Better not yawn

[Fotiadis110]

^ it took me 3 days to avoid it but i succeeded
< wants pie
V has pie?

[Camella]

^Wants pie
<Has pie, wants money
vHas money and wants something else

[wizardmon599]

^ will share the pie?

< actually just made pie, but has no money.

v will give < and ^ money in exchange for pie?

[Rith]

^ Wants the money and pie

< Would rather eat the pie, and keep the money to buy milk

v Should post in the 3 word story ;)

[wizardmon599]

^ is happy that < posted in the three word story?

< has a big drawing to finish, but is wasting time in OOC boards while playing Dead Space.

v will reply to the three word story? Yes? :D

[Destrudo]

^ Has Pie

< Has Pie, Money, milk, and intitave to post in the 3 word story

V Has a severe case of Jealousy

[oren]

^ heh heh... pie...

< Is in a VERY good mood not jealous at all. Reading week for <'s college has started. random weeks off are good for art school homework, and animation portfolio. and will post in the three word story thread.

V doesn't get a week off but will cheer < on as < does her art homework and makes her portfolio suitable for the college program she wants.

[Destrudo]

^ Is wished all the good luck/positive energy/good-will/AND Divine Favor possible into getting into her first favored art program.

< Is not going to post in the three-word story until < has something cleaner and more suitable for younger audiences than the one in there currently.

V Wonders what was running through my head willy-nilly laughing and screaming like a buck naked two year old escaping from a bath.

[wizardmon599]

^ hit the nail on the head?

< will change the last post. < was only going for something that could be really stupid and random like 'with a large monkey.'

v will paint < a pretty picture? Yes? : D

[Rith]

^ Should know that the off the wall random monkeys is what makes the 3 word story... the 3 word story

< Going to post in the story because < has nothing better to do at 7:45 at night other than wasting time and thats what < is doing because < sick of playing pool and needs a break from drinking for a night

v Likes booze too?

[wizardmon599]

^ should know that < is aware of the fact that random monkeys make three word stories three word stories, but ^ should also know that < felt bad for putting 3^ in a position that would involve screaming, naked two-year-olds.

< is still illegal for alcohol, but has Irish roots.
Yay, booze?

v will post in the three word story so < can read it, laugh, and have a better day? :3

[Rith]

^ Is right about < posting in the story :p

< Is also of an "illegal" age in the US to drink, but it's a completely different story when you're now 18 and just moved to Germany. < Has German roots, so < is loving where < is living

v Needs to find a new topic and also post in the story to keep it going. <v^ all need a good laugh too :D

[Valanthe]

^ and ^^ are too young to drink with me.

< By the divine powers of topic change, I HAVE THE POWER!

V So, this Priest, this Rabbi, and this Buddhist monk all walk into a bar...

[Rith]

^ Seriously?

< Wants to be the Monk that'll kick your ass boogie woogie ninja-fu style

v Is dubbed the Priest

[wizardmon599]

^ is lucky ^ gets to be a German monk! T_T

< could have made a big nerd joke about being dubbed a priest, but < decided to post in the three word story instead. Read? Yes? : D

V is officially the Rabbi.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Um, Ok...
< Is now a fairy Rabbi. LOL
v will come up with the punchline? Maybe?

[Valanthe]

^lol, rabbi fairy..

< So, anyways, a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk all three walk into a bar, OUCH!

Okay, a better one: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

V Will come up with a far better joke than <, as V is a natural comedian.

[Rith]

^ it was kinda funny :)

< Needs a shower

What do you get when you cross a satanist and a jehova? A devil-kid that goes from door to door telling people to go to hell, haha

v Find's <'s joke funny

[Melissa]

^ Is correct
< Chuckled a bit.
V wonders why, in ^^'s joke, the fairy walked into the bar in the first place. She should have flown.

[wizardmon599]

^ is totally right! Why didn't she fly?!

< is picturing different things walking into bars while brooding over the conclusion of her awful day. : D

V will tell another joke?

[Aiko]

^ and ^^ Should know that it was a no fly zone, with no fae exceptions of any kind.

< Tells the following joke:

A lawyer and a blond are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blond just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains,'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa.'

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says,'OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
He reckons that since she is a blond that he will easily win the match. This offer catches the blond's attention and, realizing that there will probably be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'

The blond doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blond's turn.

She asks the lawyer,'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blond and hands her $500. The blond politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blond and asks,'Well, so what is the answer?'

Without a word, the blond reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep

V Loled

[Rith]

^ got < to serioulsy LOL

< Knows another joke but would rather not tell it due to its offensive nature

v Should tell a joke too :)

[Fotiadis110]

^^ told ^ a joke that < had heard before....
^ didn't tell a joke so i couldn't LOL
< tells a joke
V will laugh

Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr Micheal DeBakely, who was standing off to the side waiting for the service manager to look over his Mercedes.
Morris shouted across the garage 'Hey DeBakely, is that you? Come ova' here a minute'
The Surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car. Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively 'So Mr Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when you an' me are doing basically the same work?'
Dr DeBakely leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic.
'Try doing it with the engine running'

[wizardmon599]

^ told a good joke, but it wasn't really meant to make people laugh... XD

< liked ^'s joke, but is not going to tell one, because < is bad at telling jokes.

V will tell a joke in <'s place.

[Valanthe]

^ Should try to tell a joke anyway.

< Will tell a joke

V Is ^ telling a joke and getting lols.

What do you get when you combine an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? Someone who sits up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

[Fotiadis110]

^ [Comment removed by the war office for the greater good]
< [Description censored by homeland security]
v [Information deemed unfit for Societies benefit, courtesy of SAS]


Joke:
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear

[Subject for review cipher decoded nothing]

[wizardmon599]

^ tells strange jokes. 0_o

< is now wondering if < is an idiot for being unable to comprehend the funniness of the supposed 'joke.'

V will explain the above without making < feel too stupid? Or is that even possible?

[Caden Law]

^ Needs it explained like so: Play on words. A little bear = a little bare = butt naked.

< Is tired and wants to play a random expendable villain NPC.

v Admits that the Horde is a bunch of Belf pansies.

[Rith]

^ Cleared that joke up for < too, so thanks lol

< Admits it

v Agrees?

[wizardmon599]

^ is lame for agreeing! DX

< is not too find of 2^'s comment. (( Though < never said that she didn't agree... lol ))

V will change the subject. PLEASE?

[Rith]

^ Is a stinker

< NO I WILL NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

v Will instead :D

[Caden Law]

^^ Are in agreement.

< Should be in bed. Classes tomorrow.

v Is doing NaNo.

[Camella]

^ is wrong.
< is tired
v is asleep?

[Xos]

^ Should go to bed

< is asleep at the keyboard!

V Knows < is a sleep-typer...

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ dead
< dead
v murderer who killed < and ^

[wizardmon599]

^ 0_o

< feels a little bad for being a murderer.

V will either bring some Phoenix Downs, or will kill < for retaliation?

[Nightstalker]

^ Has been Ninja'd for being a murderer!

< By using the power of stealth, has restored ^^ and ^^^ via secret means.

V NINJA'D!

[Caden Law]

^ Pirate'd.

< Swabbing ^'s poop deck with a blunderbuss.

v Catching it all on film.

[Xos]

^ Pirate!

< Watching the start of Ninja Versus Pirate war, Althanian version

V Will hide behind <'s shield with <, safe from all the pirate/ninja goodness.

[Rith]

^ Is right except for one thing...

< Is hiding and drinking a redbull, because THEY GIVE YOU WINGS!

v Probably doesn't have wings :)

[Xos]

^ Has Wings!

< Has better, but won't reveal his secrets, yet, and so will quote a part of Alice in Wonderland instead.

V Likes Alice in Wonderland.

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don’t much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn’t matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you’re sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
(Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 6)

[Solstæce]

^ Likes Alice in Wonderland sober.
< Likes Alice in Wonderland stoned out of his tree.
V Likes Alice in Wonderland sexually.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ not true.
< isn't lesbian. otherwise she might.
v is confused about this statement.

[Irene]

^ Is wrong, < isn't confused in the slightest.

< Has discovered how to get to wonderland, and will take everyone who ever posted in this thread with <, to form our own nation within, and rule Wonderland with an Iron Grip.

V Knows it's long past the time for the nice men in white coats.

[Rith]

^ What about beekeepers?

< Tired as hell

v Got ample sleep last night?

[Xos]

^ What about beekeepers?

< Was up all night and will sleep all day today. But this only makes sense, considering < works all night.

V Feels sorry for <'s messed up schedule.

[Jack Lancer]

^ doesn't have too messed up of a schedule, then.
< still feels sorry for ^ though
V likes chicken.

[AdventWings]

^ Shouldn't be sorry, as that's the way the world spins for some people.
< Indeed. (Just dissected a chicken for the day's Ornithology Lab Class.)
V KnoNaNo? (If you get the reference of what today is...)

[Rith]

^ You disected a chicken...

< Just ate chicken and for ^^^ beekeepers have white coats too

v Partying for Halloweeney?

[Irene]

^ Should party hard for <

< Works to night, and so will go out as the evil Walmart Door Greeter, and vows to harass every customer that goes in or out of walmart tonight, regardless of whether or not they actually bought something.

V is going to avoid my walmart.

[wizardmon599]

^ will be a pretty great greeter of doors.

< tries to avoid walmart anyway, no offense to ^. ((It's all this place has... >_> ))

V will get harrassed by ^?

[Rith]

^ Is correct because they don't have Wal-Marts in Germany :)

< Just got off work (now 10:00pm) getting dressed and going back over to work for the party and getting drunk off <'s ASS because < had to run a full kitchen ALONE for 4hrs with pizzas, quesodas, burgers, anything you could imagine in a deep fryer, and a load of other home made stuff, while trying to serve over 100 people, and did < mention EVERYTHING is made from scratch? <'s boss did finally come and help though but still...

v Didn't have as bad of a night as <

Screw it, I'm not editing that because ^ beat me to it. I want my rant to be heard, thank you :)