^ < V Game

[aesculus]

I don't know if anyone finds this game interesting. I really don't have much of a brain left, which is probably why I'm starting the game anyways.

People who have played you know how it goes. People that haven't read on:

^ type something about the person above you
< Something about yourself
V someone below you

[Slayer of the Rot]

^
Jerk

< Jerk

Jerk
V

[Elrundir]

^ Jerk

< Not a jerk

v Super person. Who likes cats.

[aesculus]

^ has display picture painted by Hisei
< Is sitting here staring at asprin.
V Friendliest person on althanas

[Karuka]

^ has a sweet avatar

< is a little stressed-out insane right now

V this person's day will improve.

[Lucien]

^'s avatar looks like Angelina Jolie with those lips.

< suffers from chronic masturbation.

v Enjoys midget wrestling. Cause he's sick in the head.

[Zook Murnig]

^ Ass. Big one. But we all love him for that. I'm sorry I insulted you, man. Thought you knew I was joking with you.

< Confused. Has a headache. Bored.

v Damn you, whoever you are.

[Karuka]

^ Doesn't like me anymore. *sniffle*

< talking to my savior for this midterm. When you get here, man <3

V is a person. Hallo person!

[Zook Murnig]

^ Is not hated by <.

< Enjoys midgit wrestling, not midget wrestling, 'cause he's sick in the head.

v Is a midgit. Not a midget, though. Wrestle, damnit!

[aesculus]

^ Needs to really think of something else than MidgEt wresting

< is cursing and swearing about the stupid wisdom tooth growing in.

V is probably a lot happier than this

[Karuka]

^ is growing his wisdom teeth

< sympathizes, it hurts. Is getting hers out a week from yesterday.

V may or may not have wisdom teeth yet/anymore.

[Zook Murnig]

^ Still has her wisdom teeth. Four of 'em.

< Feels for her, cause he's had all four of his taken out all at once, making his face swell up like a chipmunk's. And on the way out of the dentist's office, he kept saying he was going to be driving home, making hand motions to go along with it. He was high on whatever drugs they gave him for the pain at the time.

v Will undoubtedly enjoy the above story and Karuka's silliness when she's on Althanas after her tooth extraction.

[aesculus]

^ is completely lucky he DOESN'T have his wisdom teeth anymore.

< Still staring at asprin and considering how to swallow with the inflammation from the tooth growing.

V Is a majorly popular dude or dudette.

[Corvus MacCallum]

^ Has a gender deceptive avatar

< Lays claim to two bonus exped characters

V Has issues with cheese and bedtime.

[Zook Murnig]

^ How did you know?

< How did I know he knew?

v How did you know I knew he knew?

[Stray]

^ I didn't know!

< worried

V $Blue!

[Aryr de Morte]

^ is a fluffy wolf ^_^

< has no idea what $Blue means

V has cancer in an odd spot of their body

[Ginx]

^ needs some more thorough armor

< Has Cancer on his mother

v is likely likely awesome... or not

[Karuka]

^ thinks I'm awesome. I <3 this person

< thinks she can only BLOCK the other guy if the other guy is trying to hit her (karate class)

V Is not getting a rune reading done tonight, sorry, I'm just too tired.

[aesculus]

^ is completely right

< is slightly drugged with asprin

V is awesome if they think i'm super cool

[Ginx]

^ is a super cool artist

<is unhappy of a major screw up today that's probably going to dock pay

v is a nice person that likes furries like me... I'm probably pushing it.

[Aryr de Morte]

^ Is super cool

< Is awesome and hard to understand in person

V Needs to get some fried chicken right this instant

EDIT: Ahh, you got to posting before me! I'm supposed to be below aesculus! >_>

[Slayer of the Rot]

^
Jerk

< Jerk

Jerk
V

[Gorath the Strong]

^
He's right.

< I'm almost always right.

You're left.
V

[Karuka]

^ is right this time

< is a lefty

V is probably not left-handed

[Zerith]

^ is absolutely right when saying I'm probably not left-handed

< feels like he's finally getting back into the swing of things here and is getting active.

V thinks that this forum is awesome. And filled with a group of incredible writers

[Jaleco]

^ feels like he's finally getting back into the swing of things here and is getting active.

< Extremely bored.

v Probably not that awesome, but still ok.

[Koran]

^
Will one day shake my hand.

< Can infiltrate anything! ...Anything.

You think I'm crazy! Or just stupid...
V

[Aryr de Morte]

^ Thinks Koran is crazy... crazy good at infiltrating!

< Is writing this really early in the morning

V Isn't

[The Writing Writer]

^ Has a crazy name

< actually IS writing this fairly early in the morning.

v is amused by the word " Wasp "

[Ginx]

^ has a strange character^^

< isn't writing right now because of work.

v likes chocolate

[Corvus MacCallum]

^ Has a character who will soon need to master haggling when the stronger spirits come

< Does like chocolate but just dosen`t eat it

V Is jealous of Cors strange sucess with the ladies.

[The Writing Writer]

^ Is hairy

< Is upset cuz no one checked out the pic of his first tattoo in the picture thread thingy.

v Is going to look at the pic of <'s first tattoo in the picture thread thingy.

[Karuka]

^ has a tattoo.

< saw it last night, and thought it looked like he'd taken a sharpie to himself

v probably thinks < is mean for saying that. I'm sorry, ^.

[The Writing Writer]

^ can choke on a fish bone

<'s hands hurt

v doesnt care

[Jaleco]

^ Yep

< Is watching Lake Placid

v Probably not watching Lake Placid

[Elrundir]

^ Has arthritis.

< Doesn't care.

V Does.

EDIT: Damn this topic and its speed to hell.

^ Is going to get eaten by a croc.

< Isn't watching Lake Placid.

V Is a Crocodile Hunter.

[Jaleco]

^ not really

< Im a croc hunter

v Doesnt have arthritis

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Started up the new time waster

< Is Fuzzy

\/ Ummmm

[aesculus]

^ Likes fuzzy things.

< is eating ice cream.

V Is most likely going to heckle me.

[Zook Murnig]

^ Dood, your avatar is a dood, and your character is a doodette. That's just wrong. (My sad attempt at a heckle.)

< Needs to write a lot of things. Including papers for Religion and International Studies. And posts for Althanas. And adventures for DnD. >.>

< Needs more time.

v Needs a life.

[aesculus]

^ Is so right about me needing a life.

< Is laughing that someone actually heckled and has lost the ability to draw girls.

V will cause harm to Slayer if he says "Jerk" again. But will most likely be <.

[Karuka]

^ thinks Slayer needs to wake up and post something more creative than "jerk"

< agrees. Also needs caffeine.

v can dance. Maybe.

[Iain]

^ has been poked

< Is sex

V Has no boobies

[Lucien]

^ I will kill him.

< Probably kill myself too.

v Death by Shrimp fork.

[aesculus]

^ will be killed by water.

< needs a new brain.

V is a sheep.

[Slayer of the Rot]

^
Has a rad avatar.

< Is buying an axe to dismember bitches.

Is adopted.
V

[AdventWings]

^ Just got the prices for his axes. :p

< Is the owner of the NPC merchant who is sooo going to regret it. :p

V May be the next victim of his killer skillz. :p

[aesculus]

^ the person I sta- er watch on deviantArt.

< is so going to be owned by Advent

V will run from this thread after one post.

[Karuka]

^ thinks I'm going to run.

< isn't

v knows better.

[Ginx]

^ is a great person that I love to talk to

< is socially awkward

v wants to pull/hug my tail=^^=

[AdventWings]

^ Can read my mind. XD *Pulls and hugs Ginx's tail*

< Is gonna get his head bashed in by the Girls in his head. *Spots something at the corner of his eye* INCOMING!!!

V Is probably not as psychotic as me. :p

[Zerith]

^ is a great person to rp with, and an interesting person to talk to as well.

< wonders if he'll live to make it past round 2 in the tourny. If not, he'll have more time to focus on his current quests.

v thinks they might like to order some pizza and watch a movie tomorrow night.

[The Writing Writer]

^ states amazing ideas

< now has plans for tomorrow

v Is too cool for school

[Karuka]

^ now has plans for tomorrow including pizza and a movie.

< is too cool for school but is going anyway, if she can find her swipe card.

v doesn't care.

[Aryr de Morte]

^ should blow up her school

< is staying home sick

V will get sick if they touch me

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Is a great artist

< Continues to be awesome at Halo without ever owning an Xbox

\/ Is probably going to be someone from Althanas, have an avatar, and be within the ages of 12 - 25

[Ginx]

^ is my fave male furry

< prefers furry characters^^

v is either slightly annoyed or loves my furriness.

[aesculus]

^ prefers furry characters

< Is watching Lilo and Stitch

V probably just came home from work/school

[Karuka]

^ knows that "ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten."

< should be ashamed for knowing Disney lines so well.

v probably knows them just as well and won't admit it.

[Aryr de Morte]

^ does indeed know Disney lines too well

< has watched very few Disney movies

V has probably seen them all.

[aesculus]

^ is completely right about the Disney movies.

< Learned what subliminal messages that are in the VHS versions of the older Disney movies today.

V hopefully knows what i'm talking about.

[Iain]

^Knows what they are talking about

< Can see the penis on the cover of The Little Mermaid

V Thinks I'm a pervert

[Artifex Felicis]

^ I think he's a pervert and is funny

< Is awesome and plays WoW

\/ Is a good writer, unless it's Mac.

[Iain]

^ Knows a good writer when he sees one

< Can't find one anywhere

V Is hiding one in their pants

[aesculus]

^ Is looking for a good writer.

< Is not hiding one.

V will admire me in all my non- existant greatness.

[Ginx]

^ has non-existant greatness and I admire the greatness that exists too.

< has never been drunk

v thinks I'm a pansy

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Is not a pnasy, and remains one of the nicest people I have ever seen

< Can't post for my life

\/ Probably can post.

[Karuka]

^ needs to get a-postin'

< has only just been able to post

v probably hasn't made an RP post in the past several hours.

[Iain]

^ Needs to be poked

< Is willing to be the poke-er as opposed to the poke-ee

V Probably doesn't know what a fummawummalummazumm is

[Ginx]

^ has disturbed me a little

< doesn't know what a fummawummalummazumm is

v will make me happy in some way^^

[Lucien]

^ Has posted at least five times in this thread.

< Has posted 3-4 times in this thread

V Will have probably posted 20 times in this thread.

[Rith]

^ Was wrong < has never posted in this thread

< Thinks everyone ^ is crazy, and < should rather be doing a chemistry project than postin here and will soon become addicted to this thread

v Proably has no idea what "backdoor trots" are

[aesculus]

^ is right about that.

< Started this thread. MUAHAHAHA!

V Probably is getting annoyed seeing this thread.

[Corvus MacCallum]

^ Thought wrong

< Is the only Northern Irish member here

V Is wondering what < accent is like.

[aesculus]

^Has northern Irish.

< there are different types of Irish accents?

V Probably knew that.

[Rith]

^ Should thesaurus.com "backdoor trots"

< Still hasnt done his Chemistry project

v Should thesaurus.com "backdoor trots" too

[hamnat]

^ Likes thesaurus.com too much

< Likes and watches anime far too much

V Should avoid red meat at all costs :P

[Rith]

^ Confuses like with obsession

< Still should be doing Chemistry Project...

v Should thesaurus.com "backdoor trots"

[hamnat]

^ caused < to be disgusted by the meaning of "backdoor trots"

< doesn't like chemistry and would prefer to be in physics

V gives me the chills, probably...

[aesculus]

^ Probably doesn't give hamnat the chills.

< is considering going for driving instruction classes.

V Either knows how to drive or is getting thier licence.

[hamnat]

^Very good, I am...but why would I ever give myself the chills?

< Is not good at driving and will probably never get a lisence

V Better not make fun of for that fact.

[AdventWings]

^ Sucks at driving and admist it. ;)
< Sucks at driving but still trying to prove otherwise. :p
V Sucks at driving this joke home unlike <. :D

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Is the other bazaar kitty and makes it look like I'm not a lazy bastard at my job

< ALSO sucks at driving

\/ Probably helped me in some way

[Karuka]

^ is my kitty and makes squeaky sounds when huggled.

< likes to huggle the kitty. Also needs to go die in a few minutes (chem test).

v probably doesn't care.

[Reiko]

^ is actually allergic to cats

< is allergic to a common additive in alcoholic beverages

v is probably allergic to something too

[hamnat]

^ A sly, silver-tongued kitsune. :)

< A spastic, flame-haired elfy

V A typical, boring human. :P

[Karuka]

^ thinks I'm boring for being human.

< has a cooler accent than ^

v will not miss me while I travel up north.

[aesculus]

^ probably right.

< Is happy that it's Friday

V Happy too.

[Rith]

^ Cant drive

< Still didnt due Chemistry project that was supposed to be turned in today

v Thinks that "backdoor trots" are fun to play with

[aesculus]

^ can drive I suppose.


< can drive just not without the "experienced person"


V Probably watching TV

[Chiroptera]

^ Has a cool avvy pic.

< Has way too much homework.

V Needs to shave.

[Aryr de Morte]

^ didn't count on a girl posting next apparently

< doesn't need to shave

V has never shaved their face

[Karuka]

^ is right about that

< has shaved her legs

v probably needs a shave.

[aesculus]

^Nope. < Doesn't need to shave.

< Is watching 6Teen.

V Probably hasn't showered.

[Reiko]

^ is nice to see back at althanas

< has showered this morning^^

v is likely not a furry but kinda sorta likes them

[Rith]

^ Is wrong about < being a furrie and liking them...

< Needs a shower

v Has a major obsession for scrabble

[Aryr de Morte]

^ didn't count on an Austrian who has never played Scrabble posting next

< wants to try Scrabble now

V wants to play Scrabble with me

[Iain]

^ Needs to play scrabble

< Plays scrabble every weekend

V Is jealous of my scrabble-ing skills

[Artifex Felicis]

^ is as smart as a feces throwing monkey that was dropped on the soft jungle ground as a monkey baby so his scrabble skills are all a sham ((oohhh, burn))

< Is alright at scrabble, but rocks every other board game

\/ Is fuzzy somewhere on them, and played monopoly at least once.

[Rith]

^ Is right about me being fuzzy somewhere, its...well wait never mind

< Decent at scrabble and plays monopoly every day on his cellphone

v Isn't good enough to have monopoly on their phone like <

[Reiko]

^ is a furry but doesn't like them:p kidding

< doesn't have monopoly on a cellphone but doesn't care because of having a lap top that can play oblivion on the go.

v is awesome if he or she likes furries

[aesculus]

^ Is right about that.

< Is awesome now?

V Will become my slave for all eternity.

[Karuka]

^is dead wrong.

< brandishes a knife to make good on that threat *will never be a slave*

v Is awake at way too early in the morning.

[Chiroptera]

^ Thinks Hillary Duff is hot.
< Doesn't like Hillary Duff.
V Doesn't give a rat's rear about Hillary Duff but has a major crush on the pope.

[Rith]

^ A strange one...

< Has no sexual fasination with the pope...

v Is awake way too early in the afternoon lol

[Aryr de Morte]

^ likes to sleep apparently

< is not awake

V loves to eat Witchblade's cookies, poisonous or not

[Rith]

^ Wrong about cookies, right about sleep

< Has slept 28 straight hours without drugs

v Doubtfully can sleep more than 12 straight hours

[Karuka]

^ sleeps too much.

< can rarely sleep more than eight hours, hit a record nine today. Also dislikes Hillary Duff, so Chirpy, no.

v I dunno what to say about this one. Geeeeeeez, man.

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Sleeps little and posts quickly

< Sleeps anywhere from 3-14 hours a night

\/ Is tasty when your flesh is ripped asunder from their body, blood drained and lightly seasoned with nutmug to all monsters.

[Aryr de Morte]

^ is now a scary Neko boy

< has steel-like flesh (not really)

V lives in intense fear of Artifex

[Karuka]

^ is afraid of Artifex.

< loves Artifex. Artifex is <'s kitty.

v Is confused as hell right now.

[Rith]

^ No idea what nutmug is

< Nutmug reminded me of nuthuggers which made me laugh

v Probably thinks im an idiot

[aesculus]

^ Is so totally right.

< Should be finishing Philosophy homework right now.

V Is throwing confetti at someone.

[hamnat]

^ is wrong...

< wants to throw confetti at someone

V loves me...or my character...or at least my writing...I hope

[Aryr de Morte]

^ is correct in assuming < loves hamnat

< is being distracted by this

V is too

[hamnat]

^ loves me

< is positively beaming! :D

V is probably wondering "wtf?"

[Artifex Felicis]

^ has red hair, magic and probably really really smelly from never showering

< Needs to shower

\/ Hopefully is squeeky

[Reiko]

^ first person I RPed with

< is feeling a little down right now

v hopefully is not feeling down

[Aryr de Morte]

^ should feel better :)

< is wondering why ^ is feeling down

V should be greatly concerned as well

[Gadgeteer Mikami]

^ Is right about that.
< Should nag her Master to get online. Like now.
V Sends a PM to her Master and tell him to bloody get online.

[Rith]

^ Is weird

< Masterless, unless Witchy counts, but remember I pooped the cookies out

v Has an odd feeling towards ^

[The Archer]

^ does not know Raven and his ladies.

< loves Raven. And thinks Raven needs to get online. And was about to send a PM to Mikami to make her master get online. Now.

v Just thinks we're ALL odd.

[Rith]

^ Not Raven obviously

< Agrees

v Is oddly enough addicted to this thread

[AdventWings]

^ Probably knows who I am now. :p
< Needs to get on AIM in 10 minutes or less. :p
V Keeps writing strange things here again and again. :D

[Reiko]

^ yay kitty boy with lots of cute girls

<probably should go to bed soon

v probably should go to bed soon too.

[Corvus MacCallum]

^ Was right a few hours ago

< Leaves for work in two hours

V Has no job.

[hamnat]

^ Is very right. < has no job.

< has a Raven plushy and is proud of it.

V is completely envious of me and my Raven plushy :P

[Rith]

^ Is Raven?

< Utterly confused

v Should unconfuse me

[Atzar]

^^ is not Raven.

^ shouldn't be confused anymore.

< is helpful.

v should praise me.

[Nymph and Dragon]

^ Is a good little monkey.
< Thinks Hamnat should keep her little plushy "toys" secret.;~P
V Has a few "plushies" of their own . . ?

[Karuka]

^ thinks he should be praised.

< will not praise him.

v < dunno about you. And < is still not at 100% from having teeth pulled, so that's all v gets.

[Rith]

^ Is still recovering from the yankings...

< Had all 4 wisdom teeth, and 4 others pulled within the last 6-7 months. Today had expanders put on my teeth which pushes my back molers apart to make room for braces, just to let you know these things are so about 19074590173.99 times more uncomfortable than the ortodontist makes them out to be. I've already considered pulling the thing off myself (its been on for 12hrs) despite if I had to rip my own teeth out.

v Was probably lucky enough to not have to go through what < did...

[aesculus]

^ Is so totally right about that. Minus the wisdom teeth, and braces part.

< Is drinking apple juice.

V Likes apple juice.

[Reiko]

^ is right about < liking apple juice

< wants it to stop snowing right now

v is in a place that's not snowing

[AdventWings]

^ Is being snowed in. I think.
< Wants to be snowed in.
V Doesn't want to be snowed in. :p

[Karuka]

^ is beginning his summer term, so it wouldn't make sense for him to be snowed in.

< is tired but needs a download to finish. Also does not want to get snowed in.

v is not up at three in the morning his/her time.

[Ginx]

^ is one of Althanas' most positive members

< is up at 4 in the morning my time^^

v has something better to do.

[AdventWings]

^ Is a ninj4. Not kidding. :p
< Now has freetime to actually write in quests and finish Avatars. Now with working IM features!
V Has/Had submitted at least one Avatar request, to which may or may not be delivered... yet.

[Rith]

^ Makes avatars, EDIT: YOU'RE RAVEN?!?!?!

< Has put in an avatar request, just not here or to ^ (sorry), EDIT: Is starting to become unconfused (I think/hope)

v Should give me "feel goods" to make my mouth stop hurting, and clarify what < thinks about Raven

[Yamihara]

^ Yeppers, he's got it right! That is Master Raven. Congratulations!
< Is one of the Girls living in his head. Poor guy. Or should he be? *Rolls her eyes*
V Is probably confused... Unless said person already knew. :p

[Rith]

^ Still need to hand over a few "feel goods"

< Is now slightly confused again about who ^ is

v Should for the 3rd time now, unconfuse <

[AsukaStrikes]

ู^ Will get a batch of Raven's raisin-oatmeal cookies from her sister Yamihara... When that darn guy learns how to make them properly, though. *Rolls her eyes*
< Is one of the many people living in Raven's head. It gets pretty crowded living in an MPD's head...
V Should enlighten Rith who we are.

[Rith]

^ Still not handing over the "feel goods", and finially explained to < what was going on

< Not as confused anymore, but still somewhat lost

v, vv, vvv, vvvv, vvvvv, vvvvvv, etc. all probably laughing at < for not understanding

[aesculus]

^ Wrong about the laughing part.

< Is reading Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

V Has read it or has heard of it.

[Rith]

^ Reads things <'s never heard of partially because < doesn't read (often)

< Decided this was a fun game and wanted to revive it until my posting partners came back from vacation/wherever else they went

v Has once particpated in this thread

[Karuka]

^ necromanced this thread.

< is working (finally) on Stuff That Needs Done (R)

v is taking it easy.

[Rith]

^ Will probably become addicted to this thread again

< Necrothreadmancer

v Thinks I'm nuts

[Atzar]

^ Is nuts

< Needs to post more

v Isn't me

[Skylar]

^ should be named Nancy to match the -mancy's he has
< Is totally ignoring the thunder going on outside
V is sitting in a chair and will be impressed by the powers of divination I have.

[Karuka]

^'s powers of divination are nothing compared to mine.
< is about to play flute.
v Also plays a musical instrument.

[Rith]

^ Is a musician

< Can play guitar, horribly, and only knows, well nothing

v Has more important things to be doing

[Osato]

^ needs to help Ranger re-establish the Red hand

< Couldn't find the "^" symbol for a while there and felt somewhat stupid. Also, couldn't figure out what we were using for the "V" symbol... but that's just a 'v', lmao.

V Doesn't understand how I could possibly write without knowing that a downward arrow is the same symbol as a "V".

[Rith]

^ Is wacko

< Is confused at what the ranger restablishing red hand thingymabobber

v Does not get confused as to where the "v", "^" and "<" keys are, anymore at least

[Jaleco]

^ Correct!

< Is Me!!!!

V Is a random guy who has a craptacular computer!

[Osato]

^ is right about my amazing 'computer' though it's a laptop.

< likes to post as Garwocket and in the FST drunk.

V is eating chicken?

[Karuka]

^apparently gets Garwocket's general personality while drunk.

< wishes she were eating chicken.

v was still asleep when this post was made.

[Artifex Felicis]

^ is a monkey, who is in finals and I wish her luck

< Is going to go help kittens

V probably likes puppies or kittens.

[hamnat]

^Is helping a noble cause

< loves kittens!!!

V also likes kittens(grr....)

[N.Fasciitis]

^ Is right about te' kitties.
< Loves cartoons still.
v Wants to chill at my house, play legos with me then pig out on teeth rotting candy. x3

[AdventWings]

^ Wished I did. ;)
< I busy with too much work for his own health.
v Needs to feed me... and stuffers.

[Karuka]

^ wants me to feed him.
< needs his address so I can ship him applesauce. And stuff. And needs to write a paaaaaaaaaper that is going at a crawl...
v feels the pain of a paper.

[Sighter Tnailog]

^ writes well
< feels the pain of four papers
V is about to make a lot of money

[Skylar]

^ apparently knows the horrible torture of paper cuts. Four, even!
< will be working on his counterfeit dollar scheme
V likes hostess. And I don't mean the cupcakes.

[streak101]

^ Seems to enjoy thumbs up jesus

< Poke maniac

V thinks i'm strange for liking pokemon

[Skylar]

^ needs to see Dogma immediately.
< Thinks Ash is a pansy
V Hates Ben Affleck

[grim137]

^ likes dogma and is therefore cool

< really bored

V has sexual fantasies about me

[streak101]

^ obviously really bored

<Already seen Dogma(awesome movie), and does not have sexual fantasies about above OR SO HELP ME GOD

\/Needs to have a bath

[Seraphima]

^ is apparently the object of Grim's fantasies

< needs to give the bird a bath...but is too tired to do anything until tomorrow

v is happy for the weekend.

[Jaleco]

^ Owns a bird.

> Doesn'e own a bird because his cat would eat while riding a unicycle on a trampoline chewing juicy fruit tar with pickles and this brings me to a certain story, so sit back and listen... Ah hell with it. Oh ya, yay weekend.

v PlEaSe SaVe ThE fIrE fRoM bEiNg EaTeN bY a ShArK!1!1!1!1!1

[Seraphima]

^ is worried that sharks will eat fire.

< knows that sharks stay in the water, and fire stays out of the water, thus the fire is safe.

v is more awake than <

[Gadgeteer Mikami]

^ Should still be in bed. I think?
< Should force her Master to get POSTING ALREADY!
V Should agree with me, or else I'll fire a railgun at an Aleran Airship.

[streak101]

^ Should do that
< Agrees with her
\/ Owes me fifty bucks

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ cheated during that poker game, so I'll never pay you back!
< had a straight flush anyways
\/ rigged the deck

[Jaleco]

^ I rigged the deck and you still had a straight flush... damnit.

< Thanks whoever saved the fire.

v was secretly watching us at the poker game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdventWings]

^ Should pay Elijah for getting a Straight Flush even after the deck was rigged.
< Wasn't watching. Ya got proof I did?
V Pays no attention to me. Seriously?

[Karuka]

^ is very concerned that other people get proper sleep. Also very sweet.
< listening to music in Portuguese. Now speaks maybe 3 words of said tongue.
v thinks I'm a nut for choosing such a slow way of learning languages.

[Rith]

^ Is indeed a nut. Not for learning languages that way though.

< Can't even learn Spanish while having access to a Spanish teacher, a stepfather who has to know Spanish inside and out for the military because he was in Colombia for 4 months and among other things, access to over 30 Mexican friends, and multiple textbooks and papers which are more along the lines of "Spanish for Stoopids".

v Thinks I'm better off without a second language.

[Sonata]

^ I believe he might just want to stick to mastering english...

< I can barely speak english well, but for some reason I can read nearly every romance language with some degree of sense. Go Latin!

V Doesn't smell funny and probably can speak enlgish fairly well.

[Rith]

^ Wrong, if thesarus and dictionary.com did not exist, I'd be lost. Though I do read and speak well as long as it doesn't come from my own brain.

< Can read Spanish with about a 20% comprehension(sp?) rate.

v Is not going to a concert like I am now leaving for. Go me.

[Karuka]

^ is languageless

< can read Spanish with maybe a 30-50% comprehension rate. Is also going bowling.

v is at a computer.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ knows me too well
< needs something that resembles a life
\/ would probably agree with me on that

[oren]

^ Wrong about that.
< Has more of a life than ^.
v probably will tell me to have better self esteem.

[hamnat]

^Nope...sorry, but I won't
<Loves life and magic
V Will be happy that I'm posting here again...please? (^_^)

[HikariAngel]

^ Is a new person to <
< Needs to know more people
V Probably doesn't know <

[Oneiro]

^ Not true. I wrote against you in the ToL on GUA. And lost. Damnit.
< Is wondering who's going to unfold his mystery history as an online writer.
v Probably isn't the one to do it.

[HikariAngel]

^ Isn't Vegna, so you must have played the Djinni since I only won one round without a forfeit.
< Hopes I am remembering right.
V Most likely does know me >.>

[Oneiro]

^ Bingo
< Thinks this is a strange way of having a conversation.
v Agrees to that.

[Ataraxis]

^ Is either Whisper/Devin/Paradox or is making my head hurt from his multiple identities
< Has had stranger
v Colonel Sanders on fire fighting Bowser with a chainsaw

[Sighter Tnailog]

^ Is one of Althanas's best writers
< Is really enjoying the Clan War
v Is nowhere near as awesome as Colonel Sanders on fire fighting Bowser with a chainsaw

[Taliel Escabre]

^ Is mistaken as to the amount of awesomeness I possess
< Hasn't posted in what feels like two years
v Would be more than willing to choke-slam a bear

[Godhand]

What's going on in this thread?

[The Writing Writer]

^ Is confused.

< Is chuckling.

v Is next.

[Rayse Valentino]

^ is gay

< is not gay

V is gay

[Lodekai]

^ Ain't gay

< Is gay

V Ain't gay

[Karuka]

^ is one of the few people I ever awarded a starting EXP bonus.

< is a brain-eating zombie right now

v should run. Fast. And far.

[oren]

^Is a brain eating zombie
< Will run fast, and far.
V will be dragged by < to get away from ^

[Tsukiko]

^ is running from a zombie

< has no brains so no zombie problems

V is probably a decent person unless he's an exception.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^ Is completely wrong, I'm the exception. I kick small children and bite people.

< Is vastly amused with Fate and Karma right now.

V Mostly likely is disgruntled beacuse of Fate and Karma.

[Unlucky]

^ just made the understatement of the century
< has never seen any good fate or karma... EVER!
V should watch out for the tree that is about to fall on their head.

[aesculus]

^ Hah... tree's are the last things on <'s mind.
< Is angry, unsettled, and wants to rip off the head of the next, ass who causes her problems while driving. Has had a really bad day.
V Doesn't have to worry about <'s wrath.

[HikariAngel]

^ Was probably the person behind me honking their horn after my car stalled in the middle of an intersection.

< Hates people, and specifically, people who don't know how to drive

V Is next on my list of people to hit.

[Lodekai]

^ Is scary

< Is cowering

V Will be used as a human shield

[Viola Darkstalker]

^ Will kill you before you use her as a human shield.

< Is mentally unstable

V Is oblivious.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is cute
< has no clue why everyone is looking at her.
v is addicted to sugar.

[hamnat]

^ O_o Sugar!? Where!!??!? GIMMEE!!!
<Is way to insane to trust near sugar.
V Likes it when I'm on a sugar high

[grim137]

^ Obviously doesn't know me

< Loves me

V Craves me

[Edward Judorne]

^ would be a powerful sparring partner
< craves a powerful sparring partner
v Would also be a good choice

[Reyna]

^ Is wrong

< Is right

V Is indifferent

[Camella]

^ obviously doesn't know the difference between indifferent and preoccupied.

< is too preoccupied hunting her latest bounty to worry about who is and who isn't right.

v is <'s latest bounty

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is scary

< is scared

v now has a fairy hiding behind them.

[A Nony Mouse]

^ Shouldn't be scared.
< Doesn't mind having a fairy hiding behind him.
V Wishes he/she had a fairy hiding behind them.

[AdventWings]

^ Is patiently waiting for his Judgment.
< Is delivering his Judgment.
v Probably had received Divine Judgment.

[Unlucky]

^ is right
< is cursed
v has too much time on their hands

[Seralcard]

^ States the obvious about <

< Considers furry or fairy PC or NPC, *ponders*

< Spent several minutes looking for a down arrow on his keyboard, only to realize you're all using a letter for that

v giggled at the above statement

[Logan]

^ is a n00b.

< finds ^ absolutely hilarious with ^'s n00bdom.

v better be nice to < or else ^ will sick ^^^^^ * ^^^^^ upon v.

Note: First one to IM me with the correct poster who is ^^^^^ * ^^^^^, wins a prize!

[Tsukiko]

^ Is going to sick tails on me because I laugh at his low level and calling someone else a Noob

< Thinks tails is cute^^

V Probably doesn't know what I'm talking about.

[Taskmienster]

^^ Is the mastermind of Vice

^ Ninja'd me

< Is being nice, and is posting far too much

V Probably doesn't know what the hell's going on right now...

[Edward Judorne]

^ Is crazy
< is crazier
> is even crazier
V is craziest.

(By > I mean the person who will post on the next page in the same position as me.)

[HikariAngel]

^ has no idea how right he is.
< just has no idea what's going on
V should probably start running now

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ jerk
< prick
V asshole

[oren]

^prick
< Has a fever
V living healthy

[Taskmienster]

^ Dying slowly of fever
< Smoking, so too dying slowly
V Wishes they were so cool to be like us

[Sorahn]

^ is badass

< is also badass, and sexy

< is really hungry

< doesn't know why < is posting in this thread

< can't believe this thread has gone on this long

< is going to get food

V thinks < is badass and/or sexy

[Raelyse]

^ Correct

< Indeed is Sexy

V wants me for my sorahn trumping sexiness

[Taskmienster]

^ Has very funny illusions ^_^

< Is bored, hence the post

V Should write a quest with me

[AdventWings]

^ Should donate unused hours to meh if he wants to quest. :p
< Wants to live in a world with 72 hours per day.
v Might punch me back into reality.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Has the right Idea as far as longer days are concerned.

< thinks about punching ^ back to reality, but realizes it would be a bad Idea

V is living in heaven

[Logan]

^ has a pretty freakin sweet character -- < actually read the bazaar thread ^ did...< laughed. < laughed very hard.

< really IS living in heaven atm. At least, it sure feels that way.

v wishes they could be <. No really v does!

[Dissinger]

^ Wishes he hadn't spoke about <.
< Could kick ^'s butt any day of the week. But its okay, ^'s cool anyway...
V Probably thinks I'm a good writer or something... /snicker

[Karuka]

^ FOR PONY!

< corrects ^'s grammar.

v probably does not get the "for pony" reference.

[Demon Song]

^ Wears dress shoes to baseball games

< I should use my free time better

v stop following me :P

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Hold It!

< Objection!

V Take That!

[Christoph]

^ Gave "that"
< Took "that"
V Wonders what "that" is

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Makes food
< Eats food
V has no food

Edit: < starts stalking ^^^

[AdventWings]

^ Is Right...
< Is Hungry.
v Is Left.

[Karuka]

^ should remember to eat when he can

< is, indeed left. ... handed.

v is probably right handed.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is cute
< Fell asleep IMing last night
V Is wondering what being cute and IMing have to do with each other.

[Arsène]

Though I know I should be wary,
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly hauntings I turn loose ...


^ Beetlejuice

< Beetlejuice

v Beetlejuice!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is weird
< doesn't know what the heck is going on
V looks like somebody I should know, but isn't.

[HikariAngel]

^^ Shouldn't have said that
^ It too much fun to be around
< Got the reference of ^^
V Isn't left-handed like < and ^^^^

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ fails at noticing that

< is in fact left handed

V could care less either way

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ got tagged
< tagged ^ and flew away.
< thinks life is a game
< loves playing games
V had a fairy fly over thier heads after said fairy tagged ^

[Arsène]

^ Did not say "it's showtime!"

< Will kill ^ should this mistake not be mended.

v Better say it too.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is threatening me
< refuses to say it.
< would love to see ^ try to kill her
< will challenge ^ to a citadel battle
< is pretty
< talks too much
< is hyper
V is wondering when it is thier turn to speak.

[AdventWings]

^ Should've said "It's Show Time!" ;)
< Is stuff'd with sushi. :p
v Is eating cereal. :D

[HikariAngel]

^ Is right
< Is eating Life
V Hates life, the universe and everything.

[Unlucky]

↑ Is drop dead gorgeous
← Is showing off
↓ Is about to drop dead

[oren]

^ Wishes < would drop dead.
< Was making earrings earlier.
V probably fell asleep sometime earlier today.

[AdventWings]

^ Is psychic.
< Just woke up half an hour ago.
v Needs to get some sleep.