Random IM Conversations (Part IV) [Archive]

Wraith

06-21-07, 09:29 AM

Because the other one was getting too crowded.

Godhand (11:35:06 PM): How come you never suck it anymore, baby?
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:34 PM): I can't find it beneath those folds you call man-tits.
Godhand (11:35:41 PM): You just don't want it enough.
AngelicMalice15 (11:36:22 PM): From you? No.
Godhand (11:37:10 PM): You little shit, you.

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AngelicMalice15 (11:43:36 PM): You remember things before time, don;t yiu,
AngelicMalice15 (11:43:38 PM): you*
AngelicMalice15 (11:43:48 PM): You're like Father Time.
Godhand (11:43:41 PM): I never forget.
Godhand (11:43:55 PM): My inbox is 94 percent full.
AngelicMalice15 (11:44:07 PM): Is that why you cry whenever you touch yourself?
Godhand (11:44:47 PM): Mostly of shit like "Wahh, start posting" or "Wahh, why aren't you posting" or "Wahh, my daddy never loved me and a bird shit in my mouth and therefore I am a homesexual. Also, why aren't you posting?"
Godhand (11:45:16 PM): Theana Darknyght. Jesus.
Godhand (11:45:43 PM): They sound like stand-ins for that fucking pussy band that's so popular now.
AngelicMalice15 (11:46:00 PM): Which?
Godhand (11:46:15 PM): You know, the one with hilarious fucking member names.
Godhand (11:46:36 PM): Like Zacky Batwyngs and shit like that.
Godhand (11:46:41 PM): Avenged Sevenfold!
AngelicMalice15 (11:46:50 PM): I think you're just making up bands now.
Godhand (11:46:53 PM): Read above.
AngelicMalice15 (11:47:09 PM): I've never heard of this band.
AngelicMalice15 (11:47:25 PM): Did you take your medication today?
Godhand (11:47:47 PM): They're basically Lincoln Park with a black pallette swap.
AngelicMalice15 (11:48:02 PM): Linkin*
Godhand (11:48:03 PM): Which are basically Green Day with a blue pallette swap.
Godhand (11:48:10 PM): Which are basically pure shit.
AngelicMalice15 (11:48:56 PM): I'm sure you miss the days of Mozart and Tchaikovsky.
Godhand (11:49:18 PM): At this point I'd settle for the fucking Turtles.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:22 PM): You could kill one band. Who would it be?
Godhand (11:50:36 PM): Wow.
Godhand (11:51:04 PM): I'd make a "super" group with the lead singers of every fucking band I hate and kill them.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:24 PM): And who is this crack team?
Godhand (11:51:41 PM): That technically wouldn't really destroy any band, but their power to irritate would be largely neutralized.
Godhand (11:52:02 PM): Man, I don't know. I can't be bothered to remember the names of these assholes.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:24 PM): Name the bands.
Godhand (11:52:36 PM): Pretty much every band on MySpace where the mood is "Sad".
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:41 PM): I'm creating a Sinatra fan page.
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:45 PM): With the mood as sad,
Godhand (11:53:48 PM): Go fuck yourself.

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AngelicMalice15 (11:56:13 PM): If you had a gun to your head in prison, would you allow yourself to be compromised?
Godhand (11:56:55 PM): I assume you mean assraped, but let me tell you, you could wear size 50 shoes and carry a bazooka and you still couldn't take me down.
Godhand (11:57:31 PM): I mean, I'm Andres Vicente Vallejo. Jesus. There's not a man alive that can take me down.
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:51 PM): A group?
Godhand (11:58:47 PM): You could combine the Russian Mob with the Italians and throw in the KGB for good measure and they still couldn't handle me.
Godhand (11:58:56 PM): They don't prepare you for what I got, baby.
Godhand (11:59:01 PM): God, I love me.
AngelicMalice15 (11:59:19 PM): You're the only one.
Godhand (11:59:44 PM): Now shut the fuck up for a second. I'm trying to enjoy The Homestarrunner. As a matter of fact, I'll be back in three minutes. I don't trust you to control yourself.

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AngelicMalice15 (12:07:21 AM): Daterape is powerful.
Godhand (12:07:57 AM): Whenever I feel the need to pop the pills I just think about all the sweet, sweet ass I could get.

Skie and Avery

06-24-07, 11:26 PM

RestitutionSpork: This is my new desktop background! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40006099/?qo=5&q=wallpapers&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5
Alcoholic Slayer: Oooh! Well, that can be arranged. Just not right now. Tomorrow, after turning in that application, and getting me a shower.
RestitutionSpork: Ha ha, okay
Alcoholic Slayer: This is mine.
Alcoholic Slayer: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44989471/?qo=7&q=by%3Ashikamarul&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
RestitutionSpork: I might change mine to http://poetry.rotten.com/banjo-goiter/index1.html
Alcoholic Slayer: ARGH WHAT THE HELL MANDA.
RestitutionSpork: I think he's cute.
Alcoholic Slayer: I think there may be something odd in your head.

streak101

06-25-07, 01:43 AM

PinkyAssassin (2:38:07 AM): You know...sometimes I think I have alternate personalities
PinkyAssassin (2:38:21 AM): it's like there's four voices in my head
PinkyAssassin (2:38:47 AM): one's perverted another one is an angel another is a demon, and the other is just me overall
PinkyAssassin (2:38:56 AM): Do you think I'm crazy 0_o?
LuigiOwns (2:39:08 AM): >_>
LuigiOwns (2:39:09 AM): nope
LuigiOwns (2:39:13 AM): i think your trazy
LuigiOwns (2:39:19 AM): and I got e-teabagged
PinkyAssassin (2:39:12 AM): Sometimes I talk to them
LuigiOwns (2:39:21 AM): by jenny
LuigiOwns (2:39:21 AM): :O
PinkyAssassin (2:40:20 AM): you sure I'm not crazy?
PinkyAssassin (2:40:28 AM): sometimes they talk dirty to me...
PinkyAssassin (2:40:33 AM): and they're all guys
PinkyAssassin (2:40:37 AM): and I'm straight
PinkyAssassin (2:40:41 AM): do you think i'm crazy?
LuigiOwns (2:41:00 AM): NO
LuigiOwns (2:41:01 AM): :O
PinkyAssassin (2:41:07 AM): good
PinkyAssassin (2:41:12 AM): cuz that was all a lie
PinkyAssassin (2:41:30 AM): i'm glad you trust me enough to believe such a foolish story from my mouth
PinkyAssassin (2:41:33 AM): *Tear*
PinkyAssassin (2:41:36 AM): thank you
LuigiOwns (2:41:58 AM): I JUST GOT E-TEABAGGED!!!
LuigiOwns (2:41:59 AM): >_<

Karuka

06-29-07, 01:51 AM

To explain...Christoph and I have a VERY similar sense of humor.

Oberst Christoph: I more often talk to you on the pretext of me not getting a headache as a result.
Oberst Christoph: Except when you talk about smurfs. (wtf?)
Loquelf: Lol.
Loquelf: I can be random sometimes, smurf.
Oberst Christoph: Nrrrgh!
Oberst Christoph: >.0
Oberst Christoph: But... random is cool.
Oberst Christoph: Lol. Just randomly insert the word "smurf" and "bucket" alternating in between every other word.
Loquelf: The meaning of Life is Bucket.
Oberst Christoph: Well, maybe if there were 42 of them...
Oberst Christoph: I MEAN... smurf.
Loquelf: Go smurf yourself, you bucket.
Oberst Christoph: I smurfed your mom's bucket!
Oberst Christoph: >.>
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Loquelf: You smurfed your cat's bucket.
Oberst Christoph: I bucketed your bird's smurf.
Loquelf: Bucket their smurfs all you want, it means I don't have to.
Oberst Christoph: lol
Oberst Christoph: But never forget, the square rout of bucket is smurf.
Loquelf: Root.
Oberst Christoph: I know what I said.
Oberst Christoph: >.>
Oberst Christoph: The bucket road had four corners in it, duh.
Oberst Christoph: And there was a smurf in the middle.
Loquelf: Then it would be the square ROUTE of bucket is smurf.
Oberst Christoph: I ate the E.
Oberst Christoph: I was hungry.
Loquelf: You just had cookies.
Oberst Christoph: So?
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Loquelf: Stop being a smurf.
Oberst Christoph: I only had two, and I gave one to you.
Oberst Christoph: =p
Oberst Christoph: Oh, go bucket yourself.
Loquelf: Fine.
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Oberst Christoph: smurf ^ Q + Bucket - stuff = evil pie
Loquelf: But be ready to be smurfed and smurfed good.
Loquelf: Vengeance doth be SMURF'D!
Oberst Christoph: *nudge*
Oberst Christoph: >.>
Oberst Christoph: mmmm...evil pie.
Oberst Christoph: A BUCKET! A very palpable bucket!
Loquelf: Come to think of it...BM is dressed kinda in smurf colors.
Loquelf: SMURF is on first!
Loquelf: No...
Oberst Christoph: Bucket doth inhabit the secondary position!
Loquelf: Smurf inhabits the PRIMARY postion
Oberst Christoph: ^_^!
Loquelf: And I cannot tell the Tertiary.
Oberst Christoph: AND IT MATTERS NOT TO EVIL PIE!
Loquelf: Ooooh...that is our short bucket!
Oberst Christoph: What base and bucket these smurfs be!
Loquelf: Do you call these smurfs buckets?
Loquelf: You know what this means, right?
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Oberst Christoph: Probably not?
Loquelf: War of the Buckets, starring Pa Smurf.
Oberst Christoph: Fellowship of the Bucket.
Loquelf: Smurf Wars.
Oberst Christoph: Return of the Smurf.
Loquelf: The Bucket Strikes Back!
Oberst Christoph: The bucket reloaded.
Loquelf: Smurfs of the Carribucket.
Oberst Christoph: YES!!
Loquelf: I'm gonna put this in Random IM convos.
Oberst Christoph: I don't think I can top that one, either.
Oberst Christoph: Wait...
Oberst Christoph: Monty Bucket and the Holy Smurf.
Loquelf: No.
Loquelf: Monty Smurf and the Holy Bucket.
Loquelf: Let's think Classics.
Loquelf: Peter Smurf.
Oberst Christoph: I was keeping the syllables right.
Oberst Christoph: Okay, okay.
Oberst Christoph: Indiana Smurf and the Temple of Bucket.
Loquelf: oooh, good one.
Loquelf: The Bucket, starring Smurf Wayne.
Oberst Christoph: hahaha
Loquelf: A Smurf Full of Buckets.
Loquelf: Smurf Eastwood.
Oberst Christoph: hehe
Oberst Christoph: The Godbucket.
Loquelf: The Smurf of the Golden Bucket.
Oberst Christoph: The Passion of the Smurf, directed by Mel Bucket.
Loquelf: Lol.
Loquelf: Smurfalypto, also directed by Mel Bucket.
Loquelf: Okay, this is getting stupid.
Oberst Christoph: "Getting" stupid?
Loquelf: It was making me laugh before.
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Oberst Christoph: Yeah. Lol.
Oberst Christoph: It's run its course, though.

Artifex Felicis

06-30-07, 10:07 PM

Loquelf (11:03:30 PM): So, who's the other demon?
Loquelf (11:03:38 PM): I haven't had time to follow Elijah's storyline.
nekobooi (11:03:38 PM): Oh?
nekobooi (11:03:44 PM): Err
nekobooi (11:03:52 PM): Wrong AIM convo?
Loquelf (11:04:03 PM): No.
Loquelf (11:04:09 PM): From your post in Daggertail's quest.
Loquelf (11:04:17 PM): Daggertail isn't me, but I was skimming.
nekobooi (11:04:37 PM): I know, but I don't think I've posted in any of John's other threads
Loquelf (11:04:49 PM): Oh, yeah.
Loquelf (11:04:52 PM): Wrong convo.
Loquelf (11:04:56 PM): Damn touchpad.
Loquelf (11:04:58 PM): I sorry.

Karuka

06-30-07, 10:44 PM

^ an utter lie.

Wraith

07-06-07, 06:13 PM

Alcoholic Slayer (10:57:00 PM): Great hell, how gay are you?
AngelicMalice15 (10:57:35 PM): Isn't that a question you should be asking your reflection?
Alcoholic Slayer (10:58:08 PM): No, because the fact is that I'm beginning to suspect you are homosexual superior. The highest evolution of being a queer.
AngelicMalice15 (10:58:42 PM): It's my mutant power. The X-Men turned me down.
Alcoholic Slayer (10:58:55 PM): OMG DON'T MENTION X-MEN.
Alcoholic Slayer (10:59:05 PM): You'll trigger my fucking nerd bullshit.
AngelicMalice15 (10:59:17 PM): Did you just say OMG?
Alcoholic Slayer (10:59:31 PM): Shut it.
Alcoholic Slayer (10:59:49 PM): Go look at Letho's post in the Ringtone thread.
Alcoholic Slayer (10:59:53 PM): It's aimed at you.
AngelicMalice15 (11:00:05 PM): I saw.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:00:12 PM): My commentary; "I think Letho prefers to keep his dick on virgin."
AngelicMalice15 (11:00:38 PM): So I've never really gotten the Phoenix story arc in X-men. Was Jean faking it?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:01:31 PM): God damn it, don't you do this to me Jean was ressurected by the Phoenix Force which is a powerful cosmic energy which needs a host, commonly taking Jean Greay aw fuck you why?!
AngelicMalice15 (11:02:10 PM): Also, was Cyclops really adopted? And didn't he have a brother?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:02:29 PM): I fucking hate you.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:02:31 PM): Okay.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:03:25 PM): Cyclop's parents were killed in a plane crash; he grew up in an orphanage, seperated from his brother Alex Summers, also known as Havoc. Recently it was revealed that a third Summers brother exists, a man named Vulcan.
AngelicMalice15 (11:04:08 PM): I also never really got Mr. Sinister. Was he like a drag queen?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:04:17 PM): Why are you fucking doing this to me?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:05:36 PM): Mr. Sinister was originally known as a Victorian man who foresaw the coming evolution of humanity into mutates. The villain Apocalypse altered his gene structure to make him into a mutant as well, triggering his physical change. He later acquired the ability to shape shift from a mutant named Courier.
AngelicMalice15 (11:06:21 PM): And what's your opinion on the movies compared to the comics?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:07:23 PM): Comics by far. The third was....not good at all. I want to bang Rebecca Romjin Stamos in Mystique costume, though. I need to get a hold of some roofies...or a lot of liquor.
AngelicMalice15 (11:07:57 PM): And the animated TV show?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:08:44 PM): An old classic I'll kill you for this.
AngelicMalice15 (11:09:03 PM): Do it in the citadel, man.

Elijah_Morendale

07-06-07, 09:20 PM

Midvalley20 (9:19:08 PM): 25 minutes... *sigh*
Loquelf (9:20:54 PM): Until...?
Loquelf (9:21:06 PM): Hair?
Midvalley20 (9:21:17 PM): yeh
Midvalley20 (10:15:08 PM): ut ohz...
Loquelf (10:15:35 PM): Anime black?
Midvalley20 (10:15:39 PM): yep. i's got elijah hair again.
Midvalley20 (10:15:53 PM): probably just the conditioner playing tricks on me, though
Loquelf (10:16:12 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (10:16:33 PM): at least i hope it is hha
Loquelf (10:17:25 PM):

Skie and Avery

07-08-07, 05:43 AM

Loquelf (6:36:18 AM): Bleh. My writing feels so boring.
RestitutionSpork (5:36:26 AM): It is not.
RestitutionSpork (5:36:32 AM): Now hush before I smother you with my boobs.
Loquelf (6:37:13 AM): Lol.
RestitutionSpork (5:36:40 AM): And that's a dire threat.
RestitutionSpork (5:36:56 AM): One nipple alone could leave you eyeless. "don't play with that in the house! Youll put an eye out!"
Loquelf (6:37:31 AM): Manda, I'm a Latin chick. I have huge boobs.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:04 AM): Hubba hubba
Loquelf (6:37:44 AM): Lol.
Loquelf (6:37:46 AM): Oh, dang.
Loquelf (6:37:56 AM): I have a sex scene at one point in this solo.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:22 AM): Don't worry, i''ll keep the tapes safe.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:26 AM): Oo!
Loquelf (6:38:04 AM): And I have never had sex before.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:33 AM): Yay fofr sex, even tho I've enver had it at all!
RestitutionSpork (5:37:44 AM): Oh, I have. Ask me any question yuo like.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:51 AM): It hurts, youll bleed and he doesn't love you.
RestitutionSpork (5:37:52 AM): Ha!
~~~
RestitutionSpork (5:39:35 AM): Tori Amos says everyone needs peace, love and a hard cock. There's no room for your bird in that equation.
Loquelf (6:40:25 AM): I don't have any of that.
Loquelf (6:40:33 AM): So my fluffball has to do.
RestitutionSpork (5:40:25 AM): If I were you, I'd trade that thing in for a B.O.B.
Loquelf (6:41:07 AM): Nah.
Loquelf (6:41:14 AM): He's loud and obnoxious, but he's cute.
RestitutionSpork (5:41:11 AM): Yes, but battery operated boyfriends are quiet, pleasurable and usually waterproof.

hamnat

07-10-07, 10:19 AM

me: *poof*
me: mew!
me: *kitty appears in the smoke*
cielalune: P: *takes kitten from you*
me: rowr!!(that's me, you bumP
cielalune: P: gross
cielalune: *dumps you in the river*
me: *poof*
me: waaah!!! you so mean!!!
me:
cielalune: P: I aim to please, good sir.
me: to please who?
cielalune: P: Please Jesus.
me: by dumping a poor kitty in the river?
me: that's not pleasing Jesus...
cielalune: :c You ain't no poor kitty.
me: oh yes I am!*poof*
me: mew!!!
me: *rubs against your leg*
me: mew!
cielalune: :c Ew.
cielalune: *kicks*
me: Raven: Looks like I'll see if I can jump on Ciel or something
me: she so mean...*sniff*
Raven: Aww~ poor you!
Raven: *snuggles*
me: why you so mean!?
cielalune: P: Cause, I can.
me: *sniff*
cielalune: P: *laughs*
me: *cute kitten-with-big-round-eyes look*
cielalune: :c I have plenty o' those 'ere
me: OwO
cielalune: :C RAWRRR
me: mewww!!!!!!
me: *runs away scared*
cielalune: :c rofl.
me: me: then I went invisible

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cielalune: Shipper?
cielalune: What the hell.
me: you don't watch much anime, do you?
cielalune: I've never come across the word Shipper in anime before.
me: ....
me: it's a fan-term
me: wiki it
cielalune: Not here sadly.
cielalune: The bloody hell.
cielalune: Say what romantic relationship.
me: hehehe.(^_^)
me: bloody...
me: that's what I say
me: and I say I'm a bloody shipper
cielalune: P: Of what?
cielalune: Or rather, who you tryin' ta pull?
me: hehehe
me:
me: keepin my pokerface up!
cielalune: P: *holds up rusty boxcutter*
me: aaaaaahhh!!!!
cielalune: P: *threatens* Aye, this ain't just fer cuttin' boxes.

(using my constant IC-ness against me, eh?)
--------------------------------
cielalune: What did you do?
me: concerned about 'im, eh?
me: the first sign of...well...anyways
cielalune: Hm?
cielalune: I care 'bout everyone eh.
me: riiiight
cielalune: Riiiiiight.
me: Inuyasha rocks
me: it's got yer action
me: yer mystical stuffs
me: and total shippage!!!
cielalune: Miroku/Sango!
me: yay!!!
me: wait...
me: isn't written MirokuxSango?
me: anyways...
cielalune: Aye? "slash".
me: InuyashaxKagome!!
me: told ya I'm a hardcore shipper! (^_^)
cielalune: P: Or extremely impossible pairings.
cielalune: Aye well InuKago is a given.

Wraith

07-11-07, 10:58 PM

Alcoholic Slayer (11:31:19 PM): Bah! I'm doing it anyways, and enjoying myself. I can take it easy on the new kids.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:32:30 PM): Besides, I might get defeated in the fight, anyways.
AngelicMalice15 (11:40:23 PM): And forced to give up fighting forever?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:45:42 PM): What? No, that's retarded. Why would Dan willingly agree to that?
AngelicMalice15 (11:46:01 PM): Cause he'd be dead.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:46:19 PM): Dead people can't agree to shit.
AngelicMalice15 (11:48:08 PM): They can when they're being pissed on.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:48:22 PM): And who would be doing the pissing, boy?
AngelicMalice15 (11:48:41 PM): An old woman.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:49:08 PM): You don't make any god damn sense.
AngelicMalice15 (11:49:31 PM): Santa seems to think different.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:50:42 PM): WHAT THE FUCK, CORY
Alcoholic Slayer (11:50:54 PM): SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON PLZKTHX
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:15 PM): You know what they say about Nuns?
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:16 PM): Nothing.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:30 PM): Because they can't speak.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:58 PM): Billy Idol told them not to.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:52:15 PM): I'm not sure if you're retarded or doing this on purpose. I'm leaning towards retarded.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:42 PM): When don't you lean toward retarded?

Karuka

07-22-07, 09:07 PM

Oberst Christoph (10:04:49 PM): A wasp was flying around and I totally went all Michelle on it.
Loquelf (10:05:08 PM): Patted it on the head and directed it to the Bazaar?
Loquelf (10:05:17 PM): Asked it to change its profile?
Oberst Christoph (10:05:40 PM): No. I hit it with a newspaper, silly.
Loquelf (10:05:46 PM): Oh,that version.

Witchblade

07-23-07, 09:59 PM

Tvoja Zvijer: Cool. You'll have time to think it up while on vacation maybe..
Sukoda Fox: lol, maybe
Sukoda Fox: I'm sure I will at night and stuff or while I'm on crazy long ass bus and train rides.
Tvoja Zvijer: And when you're not being murdered in hostels, of course. ;-)
Sukoda Fox: Of course. ^^ But I think it's the other people in the hostels that'll need to worry. I can take care of myself.
Tvoja Zvijer: You should have some lesbian sex with foreign hostel visitors and tape it. And, of course, show me once you come to Croatia.
Sukoda Fox: hmm... but I only have lesbian sex with Manda.
Tvoja Zvijer: She would forgive you if you screwed some Czech woman silly, especially if you brought her a tape.
Sukoda Fox: Hmmm... maybe.
Tvoja Zvijer: Or you can do some German/Irishman/Any-country-you-visit-man. Totally up to you. My mind is kind of one tracked at almost 5am, so lesbian sex jumps right in.
Sukoda Fox: lol, your mind is one tracked no matter what time it is.
Tvoja Zvijer: It's not true. There are times when I think of other things. Plenty of times. Yeah. Plenty.
Sukoda Fox: uh-huh, which is why you want to have sex with every single one of my characters and all the redheads on the board. :p

and about the same time...

RestitutionSpork: Yoru solo will be done tomorrow, definately.
Sukoda Fox: Yay! *rapes*
RestitutionSpork: Meep! *falls*
Sukoda Fox: lol, sorry to bug you over that.
RestitutionSpork: No, I'm sorry I didn't think about the non internets time being so close. x.x
Sukoda Fox: heh, it's okay.
Sukoda Fox: YOU SHOULD HAVE READ MY THREAD ABOUT MY VACATION MORE CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
RestitutionSpork: I might have if I hadn't been vomiting at the time. Yay stomach flu.
Sukoda Fox: ewww...
Sukoda Fox: *kidnaps you and takes you on an amazing european adventure where they find lost treasure, get really rich and marry extremely hot men*
Sukoda Fox: or just use said hot men for sexual pleasure.
RestitutionSpork: That would be awesome. Being thousands of miles away right now is the best thing that could possibly happen to me.
Sukoda Fox: then run away with me to Europe!
Sukoda Fox: I'm all alone... *sniffles* and I'm stopping by Duro's place in Croatia.
Sukoda Fox: he wants us to have crazy lesbian sex together. o.O
RestitutionSpork: Duro wants pretty much every pair of women in the world who could possibly find themselves in front of him together to have crazy lesbian sex.
Sukoda Fox: I know, he has a one tracked mind when it comes to women.
RestitutionSpork: Which is strange. Most men want women to be with them and not.. each other... all the time. But I guess that's our chivalrous, selfless Duro, eh? ^_~
Sukoda Fox: I think he plans on jumping in once we've sexually exhausted ourselves and can't fight back. ^_~
RestitutionSpork: rofl. Why that sneaky, underhanded.....okay, I won't argue. It's Duro.
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I wouldn't even bother.

Rabhya

07-23-07, 10:21 PM

RestitutionSpork: Duro wants pretty much every pair of women in the world who could possibly find themselves in front of him together to have crazy lesbian sex.

You hit the nail on the head there. It's frighteningly true. :p

Wraith

07-23-07, 10:33 PM

Tvoja Zvijer (9:17:04 PM): Is it very wrong that I want to do my female cousin?
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:42 PM): As long as you post in our quest, no.
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:49 PM): It's legal in your country, right?
Tvoja Zvijer (9:19:36 PM): No, I don't think it's legal.
AngelicMalice15 (9:22:11 PM): Is she hot?
Tvoja Zvijer (9:23:36 PM): Have you ever seen that America show Friends?
AngelicMalice15 (9:23:51 PM): Yeah?
Tvoja Zvijer (9:24:00 PM): Well; she's on it.

Skie and Avery

07-30-07, 01:58 AM

stabyouinthaeye (1:23:51 AM): Rumple is Jenn huh? Just a guess....
RestitutionSpork (12:24:11 AM): Yeppers. How do you feel about going up against an army of Drunken Mandas? XD
stabyouinthaeye (1:25:18 AM): IF her army even gets to me. Her and Saxon are close to one another and I'm pinned in the opposite corner of the map to start.
RestitutionSpork (12:26:03 AM): Well if she does manage to get to your army, I'm going to tell her to have the Mandas start stripping and demand to see Thoracis. WARHARHAR!
stabyouinthaeye (1:27:18 AM): I would never put Thor in that sort of dangerous situation. He's a much better general now. Most likely he won't leave the starting area.
RestitutionSpork (12:28:51 AM): Dangerous? It's just drunken Manda..
stabyouinthaeye (1:29:55 AM): exactly

RestitutionSpork (4:20:20 AM): ROFL!
RestitutionSpork (4:20:38 AM): I'm glad you've seen me totally drunk off my ass before. The realism is going to make this priceless.
Fr0zens0ul (5:20:51 AM): think I'm off to a good start?
RestitutionSpork (4:20:43 AM): Yes, very good!
RestitutionSpork (4:20:46 AM): I'm so proud of you!
Fr0zens0ul (5:21:07 AM): * blushes*
Fr0zens0ul (5:21:22 AM): I pickes most of my army to be real things so I would know them better
Fr0zens0ul (5:21:27 AM): * picked
RestitutionSpork (4:23:04 AM): *snuggle*
Fr0zens0ul (5:23:19 AM): why in the hell am I listening to Enya when I am writing this?
Fr0zens0ul (5:23:40 AM): techno is what i need or some of your horrible true punk
Fr0zens0ul (5:24:28 AM): the screaming stuff that you can't make out the words
RestitutionSpork (4:25:57 AM): ROFL I love you so much. Sooo much.

Moonlit Raven

07-30-07, 06:27 AM

(02:48:43) Nenjx: you are a trouble maker
(02:48:47) Manderz: And I am?
(02:49:37) Nenjx: yes, my manda's are fighting with the ddp's i had to break it up
(02:49:51) Manderz: DDPs? rofl
(02:49:56) Manderz: Pirates!
(02:49:59) Nenjx: damn dirty pirates
(02:50:01) Nenjx: ddp
(02:50:05) Manderz: LoL. Did you break out the booze? That always clears things up.
(02:50:11) Manderz: Tequila for all!
(02:50:51) Nenjx: I'm trying to get my damn army in order. you and the pirates make it hard
(02:55:12) Manderz: I am laughing so hard right now at what you have.
(02:55:14) Manderz: That's great.

(03:07:59) Nenjx: I could sacrifice a few trucks in the battle and use them to run over a lots of troops with a manda inside scream 'woooooooopie!'
(03:08:27) Nenjx: mom thinks its great that two of three of my heroes are clones of her. she said she was glad she finally made officer
(03:08:51) Manderz: rofl! That would be hilarious. She would probably be screaming "THEY CALL ME CRASH, MOTHERFUCKERS!" and rofl.
(03:09:03) Nenjx: i'll keep that in mind!

Chromanon Rockskin

07-31-07, 08:03 PM

ShadeLogath (8:55:07 PM): Zerith has challenged a master...
RestitutionSpork (8:55:22 PM): Who? Me?
ShadeLogath (8:55:37 PM): He didn't specify.
RestitutionSpork (8:55:45 PM): Do you want it?
RestitutionSpork (8:55:53 PM): Or are you trying to give it to me before they give it to you?
ShadeLogath (8:57:24 PM): I'm just wondering if you want it. I think Artifex is still somewhat out of commission, and I don't know if you've got time. I might be the best option, if that's the case.
ShadeLogath (8:57:36 PM): Not that I'm complaining.
ShadeLogath (8:57:54 PM): I have a responsibility as a Master. *puts on Master cape*
RestitutionSpork (8:58:08 PM): I've got time, and will for it, but if you're itching for a fight, you can have it. >.>
ShadeLogath (8:58:53 PM): I'm not really itching.
ShadeLogath (8:59:06 PM): We'll do rock paper scissors.
RestitutionSpork (8:59:11 PM): rofl k
ShadeLogath (8:59:24 PM): look away from the screen and type it in three seconds
RestitutionSpork (8:59:24 PM): scissors
RestitutionSpork (8:59:32 PM): Oh
RestitutionSpork (8:59:33 PM): wait
ShadeLogath (8:59:35 PM): Shit, I saw it, try again.
ShadeLogath (8:59:38 PM): 3
ShadeLogath (8:59:39 PM): 2
ShadeLogath (8:59:39 PM): 1
RestitutionSpork (8:59:39 PM): I prematurely ejaculated
ShadeLogath (8:59:43 PM): rock
RestitutionSpork (8:59:43 PM): rock
RestitutionSpork (8:59:45 PM): rofl
RestitutionSpork (8:59:48 PM): Redo!
RestitutionSpork (8:59:52 PM): This time I'll count
RestitutionSpork (8:59:54 PM): 3
RestitutionSpork (8:59:56 PM): 2
RestitutionSpork (8:59:59 PM): 1
RestitutionSpork (9:00:00 PM): scissors
ShadeLogath (9:00:01 PM): scissors
RestitutionSpork (9:00:04 PM): ROFL!
ShadeLogath (9:00:05 PM): 0_0
ShadeLogath (9:00:07 PM): Again!
ShadeLogath (9:00:08 PM): 3
RestitutionSpork (9:00:09 PM): DAMMIT JACE!
ShadeLogath (9:00:09 PM): 2
ShadeLogath (9:00:12 PM): 1
RestitutionSpork (9:00:15 PM): scissors
ShadeLogath (9:00:16 PM): paper
RestitutionSpork (9:00:21 PM): Ha! It is mine!
ShadeLogath (9:00:41 PM): Ok. You win. *confetting and fanfare*
ShadeLogath (9:00:48 PM): *noise maker* Bweeeee!

Moonlit Raven

08-01-07, 11:00 PM

(19:11:59) Nenjx: I could decide you make a good plushie.^^
(19:12:07) Artifex: But I do!
(19:13:03) Nenjx: *looks over appraisingly* mmmm *pokes*
(19:15:16) Artifex: *squeek*
(19:16:24) Nenjx: oooh *pokes again*
(19:16:35) Artifex: *squeek squeek*
(19:18:11) Artifex: Stop it!
(19:19:21) Nenjx: * glomps and squeezes* woot!
(19:20:38) Artifex: *squeek* 'I wub roo!'
(19:21:10) Nenjx: ^^ lol, how cute
(19:23:47) Artifex: Gah!
(19:23:50) Artifex: Stoppit!
(19:25:28) Nenjx: *lets go* ='(
(19:25:46) Artifex: Thank you *pounce*
(19:26:44) Nenjx: eeek!
(19:26:58) Artifex: *snuggle*
(19:27:44) Nenjx: No fair! grrr, I am going to get Leon so high on soema pollen he dry humps a tree!
(19:27:55) Artifex: Hey!
(19:28:03) Artifex: It would need to be a damn hot tree!
(19:28:14) Nenjx: *grins evily*

Artifex Felicis

08-01-07, 11:04 PM

nekobooi: Are you sticky?
AngelicMAlice15: I'm better than cheesecake.
AngelicMalice15: So yes.

Wyfind

08-01-07, 11:31 PM

quixotic R I C K (3:19:46 PM): Haha, you're such a weirdo.
---Auto Response from WH T RHYMES WITH (3:20:37 PM): omg free underwear!
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quixotic R I C K (3:19:51 PM): Dork.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:55:56 PM): ...
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:01 PM): you're jealous
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:04 PM): i love underwear
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:08 PM): that's something i'm not picky about
quixotic R I C K (10:55:49 PM): Haha, awesome.
quixotic R I C K (10:55:58 PM): You're so funny.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:51 PM): ae's giving away free underwear
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:56:55 PM): i need a bestfriend
quixotic R I C K (10:56:09 PM): AE is awesome.
quixotic R I C K (10:56:12 PM): I was just there yesterday.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:10 PM): cus it says bring your bestfriend and the two of you can get free underwear
quixotic R I C K (10:56:27 PM): I'm not going with you to Aerie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:21 PM): we all know who i'm NOT bringing
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:21 PM): LOL
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:22 PM): pssh
quixotic R I C K (10:56:33 PM): Lol.
quixotic R I C K (10:56:44 PM): I'm your best friend but I'm not going with you to Aerie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:39 PM): HAha
quixotic R I C K (10:56:55 PM): You can just point at me and be like, "He wants to give me his underwear."
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:53 PM): ok
quixotic R I C K (10:57:02 PM): Wait.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:57:54 PM): haha
quixotic R I C K (10:57:09 PM): Did I just say that? D:
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:06 PM): yes
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:09 PM): you still owe me lunch
quixotic R I C K (10:57:22 PM): YOU JUST WANT ME UNDERWEAR GOSH.
quixotic R I C K (10:57:30 PM): Haha, okay.
quixotic R I C K (10:57:41 PM): We can get the things you love the most at the same time: food and underwear (apparently).
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:58:36 PM): lol
quixotic R I C K (10:57:50 PM): Haha.
quixotic R I C K (10:58:40 PM): When did they start this?
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:59:36 PM): iono i got this coupon in the mail
quixotic R I C K (10:58:48 PM): I was at AE yesterday and they were totally not giving out underwear.
WH T RHYMES WITH (10:59:41 PM): it's not for boys.
quixotic R I C K (10:59:07 PM): Aerie thing?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:00:08 PM): yup
quixotic R I C K (10:59:50 PM): I don't know why but Aerie sends me e-mails.
quixotic R I C K (10:59:54 PM): I totally checked guys.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:26 PM): I did not check the box for girls.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:21 PM): lol
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:28 PM): they KNOW
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:01:31 PM): your tendencies.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:46 PM): My tendencies?
quixotic R I C K (11:00:54 PM): Apparently even I don't know my tendencies.
quixotic R I C K (11:00:56 PM): That's like magic.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:02:03 PM): they know that you want to buy me underwear
quixotic R I C K (11:01:23 PM): That's SO wrong.
quixotic R I C K (11:01:45 PM): I'm either the best best friend for doing that or...
quixotic R I C K (11:01:49 PM): I'm the worst best friend for doing that.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:03:07 PM): remove a "best" from each of those phrases
quixotic R I C K (11:02:33 PM): You're such a mean best friend.
quixotic R I C K (11:02:39 PM): YOU JUST LOVE ME BECAUSE I BUY YOU FOOD OR UNDERWEAR.
quixotic R I C K (11:02:40 PM): GOD
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:03:40 PM): i never said i loved you!
quixotic R I C K (11:03:05 PM): YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
quixotic R I C K (11:03:15 PM): YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY YOU UNDERWEAR AND FOOD.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:22 PM): nooooooo
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:25 PM): well
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:26 PM): yeah
quixotic R I C K (11:03:38 PM): Lol.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:30 PM): but it's cus you owe me
quixotic R I C K (11:03:48 PM): What do I owe you?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:53 PM): lunch
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:04:56 PM): and now underwear
quixotic R I C K (11:04:25 PM): :/
quixotic R I C K (11:05:00 PM): Dang, I owe you a lot.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:05:56 PM): of course
quixotic R I C K (11:05:14 PM): I'm such a great friend, har har.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:06:35 PM): don't flatter yourself
quixotic R I C K (11:06:23 PM): No underwear and food for you!
quixotic R I C K (11:06:34 PM): WORST FRIEND EVER. D:
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:39 PM): ...
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:48 PM): you're pretty much obligated to feed me
quixotic R I C K (11:07:01 PM): How so?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:52 PM): and clothe me
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:07:57 PM): because i got you a good start
quixotic R I C K (11:07:09 PM): How so?
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:08:01 PM): at mto
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:08:16 PM): and because you ate my lab
quixotic R I C K (11:07:32 PM): Yeah, I did eat your lab.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:34 PM): That was funny.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:46 PM): I think I told Miriam about that; she laughed.
quixotic R I C K (11:07:47 PM): :P
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:07 PM): when she laughs
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:09 PM): i hope you know
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:10:11 PM): she's laughing AT you
quixotic R I C K (11:09:42 PM): No.
quixotic R I C K (11:09:46 PM): She's laughing WITH me AT me.
quixotic R I C K (11:09:49 PM): There's a difference!

... discussion regarding the piano ...

quixotic R I C K (11:20:08 PM): Just say you're planning to quit because you don't want to bother her family and intrude on her life.
quixotic R I C K (11:20:18 PM): Then state that you want to concetrate a lot on your college studies or whatever.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:21:20 PM): lol
quixotic R I C K (11:20:41 PM): And that you want to concentrate on getting as much food and panties as you can.
quixotic R I C K (11:20:50 PM): BECAUSE BECKY IS A FOOD AND UNDERWEAR FREAK!
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:22:49 PM): panties
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:22:54 PM): i never call my underwear that
quixotic R I C K (11:22:23 PM): What are they?
quixotic R I C K (11:22:28 PM): Are they like different than underwear?
quixotic R I C K (11:22:33 PM): I mean, I don't know.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:23:24 PM): i dont know
quixotic R I C K (11:23:19 PM): Oh, okay.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:25:13 PM): go hang out with your "best friends"
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:25:16 PM): UNLESS you dont have any
quixotic R I C K (11:24:39 PM): Now why would you go around and say that. :{
quixotic R I C K (11:26:34 PM): I might work at AE. :D
quixotic R I C K (11:26:46 PM): I sent an application.
quixotic R I C K (11:26:50 PM): If I do, you totally have to visit me. :P
quixotic R I C K (11:27:04 PM): I'll buy you underwear with my discount, hahahahahah!
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:29:43 PM): you bettter
quixotic R I C K (11:29:20 PM): Yeah, if I work there! :P
quixotic R I C K (11:31:59 PM): Nice talking to you BEST FRIEND! <3
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:50 PM): ok
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:52 PM): bye
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:32:53 PM): No
quixotic R I C K (11:32:06 PM): Haha.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:09 PM): Don't hide it.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:20 PM): We all know you're a poor liar.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:28 PM): You're too much of a goody goody to lie.
WH T RHYMES WITH (11:33:38 PM): BYE.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:53 PM): Bye buddy.
quixotic R I C K (11:32:56 PM): Hahahaha.

Ataraxis

08-11-07, 08:52 PM

Fr0zens0ul (19:11:24): I watch horror stuff, nature shows, documentaries and the occasional hentai/pron thing
Necathys (19:11:39): Oo
Fr0zens0ul (19:11:53): =P
Necathys (19:11:56): I was all 'cool, cool' until the end of that sentence :P
Fr0zens0ul (19:12:10): ha ha
Necathys (19:12:21): Wait, you have Pron on Tv?
Fr0zens0ul (19:13:46): ... i refuse to answer that question. I am a Armerican and I choose to excersice my rights and use the fifth admendment
Necathys (19:14:01): :P
Necathys (19:14:31): *grows suspicious*
Fr0zens0ul (19:15:08):
Necathys (19:16:16): You make it sound like it's a crime :P
Fr0zens0ul (19:16:48): its not, lol, you should see the files I have on the computer
Fr0zens0ul (19:16:53): .... wait. I didn't say that

Skie and Avery

08-18-07, 12:02 AM

AngelicMalice15 (11:50:00 PM): As I was saying all that, a very powerful wind was actually blowing into my room.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:11 PM): It was cool until my lotion tipped over and spilled.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:15 PM): rofl
RestitutionSpork (11:50:17 PM): Why lotion?
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:31 PM): My german lube needs to be conserved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:41 PM): Eros makes a fine product.
AngelicMalice15 (11:50:46 PM): That Pjur is amazing.
RestitutionSpork (11:50:56 PM): Psh. I need no lotion. My masturbation is better than yours.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:23 PM): You take longer.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:30 PM): Despite producing natural lotion.
AngelicMalice15 (11:51:48 PM): I true Jerki master knows that his lube is his life.
AngelicMalice15 (11:52:13 PM): You do or do not. There is no try!
RestitutionSpork (11:53:04 PM): Psh. You damn Jerki, with your fancy lotions. We Sexith know that the true power lay in teh techniques of our fingers taught to us by our dark masters.
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:38 PM): The way of masturbation is not one of emotion or passion, but one of training and wisdom!
AngelicMalice15 (11:53:52 PM): Only through learning and control can the perfect orgasm be achieved.
AngelicMalice15 (11:54:06 PM): Your sloppy saber work proves my point.
RestitutionSpork (11:54:33 PM): No, it's pretty fucking passionate. Flicking the bean like there's no tomorrow as fast and as hard as possible. And what do you know of my saber work? You're gay. You just want someone's Qui-Gon to your Jin.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:02 PM): Pfft. A Jerki needs no love, or companionship.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:09 PM): I focus on my training.
RestitutionSpork (11:55:18 PM): And that is where you fail!
RestitutionSpork (11:55:24 PM): MWAAAHAAAAHAAA
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:30 PM): That is where you fail
RestitutionSpork (11:55:42 PM): Shit. I forgot to buy batteries for my DeathStar today while I was at Wal-Mart.
AngelicMalice15 (11:55:43 PM): For when I left you, I was only the student. Now I am the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:11 PM): fuck it, I'll just take them out of my brother's wireless PS2 controller. I winz! And I'm the master.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:16 PM): The Master Bater.
RestitutionSpork (11:56:18 PM): Darth... Bater.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:35 PM): Bull.
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:45 PM): Jerki has fucking master in their name
AngelicMalice15 (11:56:52 PM): Master Batar!
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:09 PM): You can be Darth Clitious
RestitutionSpork (11:57:39 PM): Meh. I'll just stick with my true Sith name.
RestitutionSpork (11:57:42 PM): Darth Maulnda.
AngelicMalice15 (11:57:55 PM): Come on.
AngelicMalice15 (11:58:02 PM): Darth Clitious is funny.

streak101

08-24-07, 08:09 PM

HML and Barbara Goleman are two highschools in my area, and the mascot for HML is a trojan and Goleman's is the gators

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
noob get the newer version of MSN

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
oh wait

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_> *feels like a noob*

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
wassup bitch!?

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
wassup puta

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
your staying in HML right?

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
or you going to Barbara Gayman

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
idk

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
probably staying

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
if you do go

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
or pass by there

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
TROJAN CONDAM FO LIFE!

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
wear a shirt with a trojan sufficating a gator with a condom

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
i love this song

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
;D

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
lol

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
Dragonforce ftw

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
*guitar solo*

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
rofl

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
owned

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
ooh yeah

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
remember BYAH?

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
all we do in computer class is play halo

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
and then we going to washington dc and gonna take back the white house

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
BYAH

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
lol I find that funny

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
you have a video in your phone or something

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
record it

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
BYAH!

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
oh yeah

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
you gotsVGD

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
VGD?

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
Vagina Deprivity Syndrome

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
(burn)

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
so I bet you stole this from one of your HML friends

څژڨڳڿڼ says:
>_>

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
nope

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
just thought of it on the spot

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
cross my heart

Giancarlo FRESHMAN!!!! says:
swear to god

Slayer of the Rot

08-24-07, 08:26 PM

Wraith

08-24-07, 09:47 PM

I feel like I need another shower after reading this. It makes me want to delete all of my pornography and forgot all of the web addresses I memorized and become a very chaste monk. I thought you were already deleting that stash, on account of the Federalees pounding at your door. They don't take too kindly to Giraffe Porn 2: So that's the funny smell in Grandma's house.

Eades

08-24-07, 09:53 PM

Every time I read a post you've made, Cory, I somehow end up touching myself.

Skie and Avery

08-24-07, 11:41 PM

RestitutionSpork (11:24:48 PM): I could very well get laid tonight.
AngelicMalice15 (11:25:50 PM): "Please don't kill me."
"Well stop making it so appealing.|"
RestitutionSpork (11:26:17 PM): I assume this is from the show?
RestitutionSpork (11:26:28 PM): Because I do have a small fear that this guy is a serial killer and I'm next.
AngelicMalice15 (11:26:48 PM): Well, bring a cellphone and your bulletproof panties.
RestitutionSpork (11:26:56 PM): I don't have a cell.
AngelicMalice15 (11:27:18 PM): And yet, you don't deny bullet proof panties.
RestitutionSpork (11:27:48 PM): Kevlar makes me horny.

So, if I'm not online tomorrow night, assume my fears were correct and I'm dead. Also assume I fucked that guy in half while dying and went out like I always knew I would! This is almost like that episode "Amazonian Women in the Mood" from Futurama.

Skie and Avery

08-26-07, 12:35 AM

Ha ha. Other people than me need to recognize the brilliance of this thread.

Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I told Brad that you would one day be mine. We'll keep him as a pet for you, though, with a little collar and everything. He'll be your procreation critter!
ecila says:
He told me.. He doesn't seem to like the idea, however >.>
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I don't know why. He'd pretty much have the same existence he does now, only he'd get to watch you engage in lesbian action. I mean, what kind of a man is he?!
ecila says:
A VERY STRANGE ONE
ecila says:
I told him I've kissed girls and he doesn't wanna hear it
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
O.o
ecila says:
I know :/
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Okay, he can be your procreation critter, but I'm going to give him testosterone supplements every day.. In teh form of a suppository! Make him feel manly and rip it from his grasp at the same time!
ecila says:
Yeah.. that's just what we need.. Some hairy man-thing that tries to fight with everything that passes his cage o_O
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Yes, but think about the ravashings he'll do you when we let him out.
ecila says:
He does that already x.x
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
ROFL
ecila says:
I can't speak without him turning it into innuendo
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
That's a normal guy thing. But the lack of liking lesbians... Wow. That's just weird.
ecila says:
His jealousy meter is just higher than most mens
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Oh ho ho. I've got to go fuck with him now. *switches chat windows*
ecila says:
lawl

Meanwhile, in another chat window:

Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
No! We're talking about something else. You ask him. Download AIM, you cad.
Ryldlochar Kil'ett - Slave of the Spider says:
*stabkickhissgrowl*
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Ha ha ha!
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
I'll ask him when the time is ripe.
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Ripe like your fiance. Man, when I get my hands on Alicia, I'm going to shove her against the wall and see how many hickies I can fit in various jewelry designs across her chest.
Chance says:
*stabstabstab*
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Then I'm going to rip her bra off, and worship her nipples with my tongue for a while. Did I mention my tongue is pierced? What kind of a noise do you think she'd make when the ball rubbed up against her nipples? Can I ask you another question? Should I remove her pants with my fingers or my teeth?
Chance says:
You're evil, you know that?
Chance says:
Good thing I have a lot of practice ignoring mods
Tsuka : And It Feels Like an Honest Goodbye says:
Does she moan alot? I love it when women growl out my name when I've made them cum a few times in a row.

Massacre

08-30-07, 10:25 PM

We were both typing quickly, that's why it's a bit "out of order."

Leg of Might: gotta shower
austrianskierF88: okie dokie
Leg of Might: i'm covered in sweat and car grime.
Leg of Might: bleah
austrianskierF88: Haha
austrianskierF88: Have fun... but not too much
Leg of Might: oh c'mon
Leg of Might: why not...
Leg of Might: :(!!
austrianskierF88: Fine, fine!
Leg of Might: WOOHOOO!!!
austrianskierF88: Have all the fun you want!
austrianskierF88: You're single, remember!
Leg of Might: nekkid time!!

A few minutes later...

Leg of Might: before i shower....
Leg of Might: how do you say "Ass to mouth" in German.
austrianskierF88: You can't have a picture.
Leg of Might: they say it..
austrianskierF88: Oh
Leg of Might: LOL!!

streak101

09-06-07, 08:13 PM

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
would you believe me if I said I met a sophomore girl?

Vannesa says:
?

Vannesa says:
would u belive me if i said i got asked out to the homecoming by a senior?

Vannesa says:
and ive met plenty of sophmores =D

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
i GIRL sophomore

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
A*

Vannesa says:
sooooo

Vannesa says:
=P

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
would you believe meh?

Vannesa says:
yea sure y not

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
yay!

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
Cuz i did

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
andshe found me on myspace

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
weird huh?

Vannesa says:
she likes you!

Vannesa says:
not weird!

Vannesa says:
ok

Vannesa says:
i might as well tell u before maria does

Vannesa says:
buuuuuuut

Vannesa says:
uve REALLY changed

Vannesa says:
like ur voice and looks and everything

Vannesa says:
ok i almost killed myself over this butttt

Vannesa says:
wen u came in the theater and were walking up

Vannesa says:
it was dark so i couldnt see ur face too well

Vannesa says:
anyywassss

Vannesa says:
*anyways

Vannesa says:
so then

Vannesa says:
i told maria hey look at that kid hes cute or somthing lik that

Vannesa says:
and wen u wcame up we were lik SHIIIIIIIT thats GIANCARLOS!

Vannesa says:
Dx

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
lol

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
rofl

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
lmao

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
XD

Vannesa says:
lmao bro maria as craking up and i was freaking out

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
haha

Vannesa says:
i almost washed my mouth with soap xP

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
yous thinks i'm cutes

Vannesa says:
NUH UH.

Vannesa says:
it was dark, nd you were far!

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
fine

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
who have you talked to?

Vannesa says:
telling wilis now

Vannesa says:
damn it

Vannesa says:
u beat me to him =P

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
yeh

Vannesa says:
loser =P

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
hey you think this losa's cute

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
so nyah!

Vannesa says:
?

Vannesa says:
HEYYY

Vannesa says:
lmao i just got that lmao

Vannesa says:
ur an as =P

Vannesa says:
it was a MISTAKE.

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
idc

Vannesa says:
im too good for u loser

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
holding it against you

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
so?

Vannesa says:
xP

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
you still said it

Vannesa says:
losa!

Vannesa says:
u have no proof

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
yeah i do

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
just saved this convo

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
HA!

Vannesa says:
o.O

Vannesa says:
no.

Vannesa says:
u killed it.

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
lol

Giancarlo, Streak, Shika-Kun says:
its what i do

Slayer of the Rot

09-07-07, 04:35 AM

Godhand (5:01:38 AM): Oh God, you're not switching to Tom Cruise are you?

Slayer (5:02:02 AM): Fuck that. I do remember when a dozen people did that to piss off the Valkyrie, though.

Godhand (5:02:41 AM): Hahahaha!
Godhand (5:02:49 AM): I had no idea what the fuck was up with that.
Godhand (5:02:56 AM): I just figured it was some sort of meme.
Godhand (5:03:08 AM): I hate Tom Cruise but I totally would hopped aboard that.
Godhand (5:03:15 AM): What's she got against Tom Cruise?
Godhand (5:03:42 AM): The post-partum (sc?) depression thing?

Slayer (5:04:33 AM): I'm not sure. The most reason I got for her hate was "I just do."

Godhand (5:05:49 AM): Asking for it.

Slayer (5:06:04 AM): Ah. Now I wait for the hate mail to come. Glorious.

Godhand (5:06:14 AM): I think I saw you use 'lulz' in an althanas post. Have you been watching ED.

Godhand (5:06:28 AM): Oh shit don't post this on that funny convo thread.

Slayer (5:06:35 AM): Oh no I just might
Slayer (5:06:36 AM): lulz

Later...

Godhand (5:18:21 AM): Of course, some wiseass might counter my fifty Hitler post with a fifty Stalin post thus causing a situation similar to dividing by zero or calling candlejack oh shi-

Slayer (5:18:44 AM): You're going to make me piss myself with laughter.
Slayer (5:19:08 AM): I drew Cell's big nigger mouth on a picture of myself the other day, so I could Shoop Da Whoop.

Godhand (5:19:31 AM): I'S JUST A WHAT BITCH?
Godhand (5:21:50 AM): Okay, I got Irfan view and I just loaded up the Stalin picture. How do I make it 125 by 125?

Slayer (5:22:30 AM): Got to "Image" on the toolbar, and when the menu drops down, go to "Resize/Resample".

Godhand (5:23:51 AM): That looks fucking terrible. How do I chop off the bottom of the picture?

Slayer (5:25:10 AM): Same as Paint. Click somewhere on the image, drag, and a border should appear. Just use it to cut out what you don't want, click "Edit" on the toolbar, then "Cut - Selection".
Slayer (5:28:01 AM): Godhand, I have a confession for you. I raped a girl at this party. I was drunk off my ass after twelve beers and eight shots of tequila, and I wandered into the front room of the house and found this girl on the couch. She couldn't have been more than fifteen, but god damn, her rack was amazing, I stumbled over, fell on her, and she didn't even budge! I knew I was home free. Everyone else was even drunker than I was and off in the rest of the house and as I was squeezing her tits, my dick got rock hard. So I pulled off her top and unhooked her bra and called for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

Godhand (5:28:37 AM): Oh you lousy bastard.

Godhand

09-08-07, 08:07 PM

Alcoholic Slayer: Wraith asked me to take his place as the writer for Alerar, and suggested changing it until the decision is reached so some faggot like Letho or Karuka doesn't come in and start targeting me for it.
Jack Raynes: Lol whut?
Jack Raynes: Are we still talking about the Hitler avatar?
Alcoholic Slayer: That's what I'm talking about.
Jack Raynes: Letho's a good guy. Karuka would bother you for it, but you need to stop being a queer.
Alcoholic Slayer: I strongly dislike Letho. Aside from that, the last mod application I put in apparently got shot down hardcore by the both of them, Karuka summoning up all the guts her fat is wrapped in to call me "Callous and mean".
Jack Raynes: Epic.

-Later-

Jack Raynes: Anyway, I hear you shot down Slayer's mod application once along with Karuka. Now, I normally don't give half a shit since I'm not much for forum drama, but I'm betting this was pretty awesome.
Jack Raynes: I'm guessing Karuka was her usual hippy self and bitched about him being mean and not sharing. But what about you? I thought you had a sense of humor?
Tvoja Zvijer: One of the first actions after I became an admin and the head of staff was hiring him as a judge. He thanked me by disappearing for like three weeks or something. I de-moded him and swore that I would never make him a mod again. He's too irresponsible for such a position. He applied to be a writer for Alerar just today.

-One huge fucking dramabomb involving relatives dying and player killing later-

Alcoholic Slayer: Still. I don't give a damn. That's a golden rule. You do not kill another character through bunnying. I wonder how he would have liked it...
Alcoholic Slayer: Aw fuck it. I'm sick to death of bitching about it.
Alcoholic Slayer: Forget it, man.
Jack Raynes: It's Letho. He hasn't dropped out of a quest in his life. But yeah, save the drama for your llama.
Jack Raynes: Let's just say you're both queers.
Alcoholic Slayer: Fine.
Jack Raynes: See, he has made an effort to meet you halfway by admitting he's a queer. Will you show him the same kindness?
Tvoja Zvijer: Alright, I'm a queer.
Jack Raynes: Lol queers.

Witchblade

09-19-07, 09:44 PM

Sukoda Fox: I need more active quests. :p
nekobooi: Weee!
nekobooi: I'm on call with Maia in three quests though
nekobooi: ...
Sukoda Fox: that means what?
nekobooi: Not much to you. Maia's an Alt char of mine
Sukoda Fox: Oh, all right. Didn't know you like playing girls. >.>
nekobooi: Haha, I only have two
nekobooi: One of which is an NPC
Sukoda Fox: uh-huh, that's what they all say.
nekobooi: Yep
Sukoda Fox: I've thought about making a male character. I can play them well enough as NPC's, but Althanas has a lack of females as it is. :p
nekobooi: haha
nekobooi: At least Maia isn't a half dressed elfin chick into besbian bondage
nekobooi: lesbian*
Sukoda Fox: that's very, very true. o.O Duro certainly does have a strange mind.
Sukoda Fox: But we all knew that already. :p
nekobooi: Yeah, oh well
nekobooi: I'm surprised Cory or someone hasn't made a joke male char with a huge package
Sukoda Fox: lmao
Sukoda Fox: yeah, that is kind of surprising.
nekobooi: In leather assless chaps, holding lube and screaming "I R TEH GAYZ"
Sukoda Fox: lol!
nekobooi: With the magical skill of endurance and agility enhanced
Sukoda Fox: But...! Someone has stolen his mojo, and he must go on a quest to get it back.
nekobooi: onoes!
Sukoda Fox: yeah, horrible...
nekobooi: And the theif turns out to be a succubus
nekobooi: thief*
Sukoda Fox: ohhh, how can he ever face off against a succubus and win!?
nekobooi: Then, in the last moment
nekobooi: His Mojo returns to him!
nekobooi: Rejuvenating him until the Succubus is too exhausted
Sukoda Fox: wow
nekobooi: Ewww
nekobooi: My mind needs a washing
Sukoda Fox: so does mine...

Wraith

09-25-07, 05:31 PM

[18:24] arkether: I tried one out once... I wasn't impressed
[18:24] AngelicMalice15: On March 23, 2006, Jordan disclosed in a statement[4] in a firm and optimistic tone that he had been diagnosed with primary amyloidosis with cardiomyopathy (cardiac amyloidosis), and that, with treatment, his median life expectancy was four years, though he said he intended to beat the statistics. - Haha, this is something they should edit out now.
[18:25] arkether: eh, yeah
[18:25] arkether: he didn't quite live up to expectations
[18:25] arkether: pardon the pun
[18:25] AngelicMalice15: That's cruel man, aha
[18:26] arkether: hahaha, it wasn't really intentional but it worked out well
[18:26] AngelicMalice15: That's an IM convo thread, aha
[18:26] arkether: hahaha
[18:26] AngelicMalice15: His work DIED on me.
[18:27] arkether: lmao
[18:27] AngelicMalice15: I felt like I was having a FAINT HEART while reading his DECAYING work.

Artifex Felicis

10-04-07, 09:47 PM

nekobooi (10:42:03 PM): *smears brain meats on body*
MlRaven69 (10:42:16 PM): eeew
nekobooi (10:42:15 PM): "Heeee-eeeeerrrrr little metal metal!"
MlRaven69 (10:42:39 PM): *huggles* i loves you. you are just too cute

Witchblade

10-07-07, 07:14 PM

Sukoda Fox: oops, I made slushie with my wine.
RestitutionSpork: Aww. rofl
RestitutionSpork: n.n Heh, did I tell you that Tshael is Avery's aunt?
Sukoda Fox: oh well, I like really cold white wine, so it's all good
Sukoda Fox: *chokes*
Sukoda Fox: ...no.
Sukoda Fox: perfect, and I just pulled out an Avery plushie.
RestitutionSpork: XD Exactly.
RestitutionSpork: "You know my sister?" "You... know my nephew?"
Sukoda Fox: that's gonna be a funny explanation. "He was a customer in my shop looking for a fertility crystal and I needed some of his blood to make it. But I used some of it to make a plushie of him"
RestitutionSpork: XD Hee hee hee
Sukoda Fox: I think I'm gonna have Avery's plushie hit on a few of my female plushies once I get some. :p But not when I make a Tshael pushie, because that's wrong.
RestitutionSpork: ROFL. That's awesome.
Sukoda Fox: well, the plushie's take on the personalities of the people they're made to represent to a certain aspect.
Sukoda Fox: my kitty is assaulting me for attention...
RestitutionSpork: rofl! So.. Avery is going to be sultry and flirty and polite with a penchant of rape when he gets too attatched and angry, and Tshael is going to be quiet and kill stuff.
RestitutionSpork: XD
Sukoda Fox: lol, he can be flirty and sultry all he wants, but he's not detailed enough to be able to rape things. I think he's gonna argue with Lasair over the fact that he's not completely 'whole' Poor little guy's been nuetered.
RestitutionSpork: Aww, and that's his best feature!
Sukoda Fox: The thread where he realizes that is gonna be awesome. :p *looks in his pants* "wait a minute... isn't there supposed to be...it's gotta be here!" *realizes it's not* "B-but...Lasair!?"
RestitutionSpork: rofl
Sukoda Fox: I think my Letho plushie will be slightly defect and just say "We must defend our nation" no matter what anyone says to him. :p
RestitutionSpork: Ha ha, that's so perfect.
Sukoda Fox: I know and the other plushies can make fun of him for it. :p
RestitutionSpork: Avery would hit on him.
Sukoda Fox: I can't wait to enter a tournament with Lasair and her army of plushies.
Sukoda Fox: lmao!
RestitutionSpork: Oh yeah, Moontae are all bisexual. Gender doesn't matter to them.
Sukoda Fox: Kick ass!
Sukoda Fox: "So, you wanna get together sometime?"
"We must defend our nation."
"Don't you ever say anything else?"
"We must defend our nation."
*Sigh* "..." *drags Letho off to a back room*
"We must defend...for the love of God!"
*Letho comes running out*
RestitutionSpork: XP
Sukoda Fox: ^_^

Rok the Blade

10-09-07, 04:36 PM

Me and Ataraxis are kinda weird...

_______________________

Necathys (4:46:46 PM): Hey there dude!
Extinct Impulse (5:00:58 PM): ooga
Extinct Impulse (5:01:19 PM): Wassup
Necathys (4:47:57 PM): The ceiling! Oh wait, not anymore.
Extinct Impulse (5:01:58 PM): No? Going outside, are ya?
Necathys (4:48:46 PM): No, it fell!
Extinct Impulse (5:02:52 PM): oh HELL no!
Extinct Impulse (5:03:10 PM): Hurry, raise the roof! Raise the roof!
Necathys (4:49:56 PM): *raises it with style*
Necathys (4:49:59 PM): YUH! ROCK ON
Extinct Impulse (5:04:18 PM): Fallen Ceiling Dance Party With Some Fire Time!
Necathys (4:51:11 PM): Let us dance in resonance with the natural vibration of the floor!
Extinct Impulse (5:05:46 PM): I don't know how, sadly
Necathys (4:52:29 PM): If the floor falls too, then you're doing it right!
Extinct Impulse (5:06:40 PM): Where do we go then? Hell!?!?
Necathys (4:54:31 PM): You go to PARTY CENTRAL
Extinct Impulse (5:08:41 PM): Hell it is, then! VAMOS, MUCHACHOS!
Necathys (4:55:11 PM): SI, MAN!
Extinct Impulse (5:09:07 PM): SI, HOMBRE!
Extinct Impulse (5:10:01 PM): Ah, crazy sonsabeetches,
Extinct Impulse (5:14:03 PM): Do I smell cupcakes?
Necathys (5:01:37 PM): YES!
Extinct Impulse (5:15:45 PM): Quit hoarding them then, damnit.
Necathys (5:02:35 PM): NEVAH
Necathys (5:02:41 PM): And whoa, my font just changed on its own.
Extinct Impulse (5:16:34 PM): MOTHA SUCKAH
Extinct Impulse (5:16:50 PM): Ahaha, so my magic 'did' work!
Necathys (5:03:13 PM): Nuuuuh
Extinct Impulse (5:17:01 PM): Bwahaha
Extinct Impulse (5:17:07 PM): Bwahaha... Ha?
Extinct Impulse (5:17:43 PM): It happens
Necathys (5:05:08 PM): DOES IT?
Extinct Impulse (5:19:02 PM): CHANGE IT BACK!
Necathys (5:05:19 PM): I dunno how!
Extinct Impulse (5:19:20 PM): bwahahahaha! MY PLAN WORKS YET AGAIN
Extinct Impulse (5:19:38 PM): Necathys (5:05:19 PM): I dunno how!
Extinct Impulse (5:19:41 PM): bwahaha
Extinct Impulse (5:19:48 PM): Now my font has changed
Extinct Impulse (5:20:02 PM): It's magic! Ya knooooooow, do not believe it's not soooo!
Necathys (5:07:07 PM): Eep!
Extinct Impulse (5:21:17 PM): Gah, you font stealin little whore.
Extinct Impulse (5:21:24 PM): Oh wait, that's me.
Necathys (5:07:39 PM): YOU stole my font!
Extinct Impulse (5:21:31 PM): Indeed
Extinct Impulse (5:21:51 PM): AGAIN
Extinct Impulse (5:21:52 PM): d
Extinct Impulse (5:21:55 PM): nooo
Extinct Impulse (5:22:03 PM): Extinct Impulse (5:19:20 PM): bwahahahaha! MY PLAN WORKS YET AGAIN
Extinct Impulse (5:22:17 PM): Aight, it's all good now.
Necathys (5:08:54 PM): It is?
Necathys (5:08:57 PM): No it isn'!
Extinct Impulse (5:22:46 PM): YES
Necathys (5:09:23 PM): LIES!
Necathys (5:09:26 PM): ALL OF THEM!
Extinct Impulse (5:23:19 PM): MENTIROSA!!!
Necathys (5:09:48 PM): ANOREXIA!
Necathys (5:09:51 PM): NERVOSA!
Extinct Impulse (5:23:45 PM): DYSLEXIA!
Necathys (5:10:04 PM): DIARRHEA!
Extinct Impulse (5:23:58 PM): SPARTA!
Necathys (5:10:31 PM): THISIS!
Extinct Impulse (5:24:33 PM): PARALYSIS
Necathys (5:10:54 PM): CATHARSIS
Extinct Impulse (5:24:53 PM): LEONITUS
Extinct Impulse (5:25:15 PM): FF 10'S TIDUS
Extinct Impulse (5:25:34 PM): MOTHA SUCKIN-ITUS
Necathys (5:12:19 PM): GONORRHEA
Extinct Impulse (5:27:16 PM): ONOMOTOPEIA
Necathys (5:13:42 PM): Panacea!
Extinct Impulse (5:28:05 PM): PARAPHERNALIA
Necathys (5:15:24 PM): Echinacea!
Extinct Impulse (5:29:33 PM): IDEA!!!!
Extinct Impulse (5:31:12 PM): the randomness of this is so... Random.
Necathys (5:17:33 PM): LIKE FEMDOM
Necathys (5:17:36 PM): IN SODOM
Extinct Impulse (5:31:30 PM): BODOM
Necathys (5:17:46 PM): WITH A CD-ROM
Extinct Impulse (5:31:38 PM): BOSOM?
Necathys (5:17:56 PM): BUXOM!
Extinct Impulse (5:31:53 PM): TOMMY TOM
Necathys (5:18:09 PM): JAI GURU DEVA OM!
Extinct Impulse (5:32:17 PM): PODIUM
Necathys (5:18:36 PM): DAYUM!
Extinct Impulse (5:32:38 PM): you had that one ready, didnt ya
Extinct Impulse (5:33:09 PM): We're the rapperz of the gangsta palace.
Necathys (5:19:28 PM): Sure as I have small pox under my armpits.
Extinct Impulse (5:33:30 PM): Can I have a sample?
Necathys (5:19:58 PM): *armpit farts*
Necathys (5:20:03 PM): *puss spurts into your eye*
Necathys (5:20:05 PM): there!
Extinct Impulse (5:34:08 PM): the imagery is refreshing
Necathys (5:20:46 PM): Like an infestation of algae in my buttcrack.
Extinct Impulse (5:34:52 PM): Now that's truly intriguing, I'd like some of that too please.
Extinct Impulse (5:35:00 PM): For some lab tests
Necathys (5:21:22 PM): Stand back! Or closer, whatever floats your boat.
Necathys (5:21:27 PM): *flatulence beam*
Necathys (5:21:38 PM): *your nose is now full of gaseous algae*
Necathys (5:21:44 PM): *So is your brain*
Extinct Impulse (5:35:39 PM): *don't forget mouth*
Necathys (5:22:56 PM): *your mouth has melted*
Extinct Impulse (5:36:57 PM): tastes like chicken
Necathys (5:24:43 PM): CHICKEN NUGGETS
Extinct Impulse (5:38:47 PM): damn straight

______________

I won our little bout, too. Bwahahahahaha!

Zook Murnig

10-09-07, 05:58 PM

What's with the fifteen minute time lapse between the two of you?

Ataraxis

10-09-07, 06:06 PM

Necathys (5:56:12 PM): I just sold your booty to Cy.
Extinct Impulse (5:56:34 PM): Noooooo!
Necathys (5:57:25 PM): Get out your kneepads, you'll need them.
_________

I won that one. <3

Artifex Felicis

10-09-07, 06:39 PM

I've just seen a face! | When drowned, swamped and in a huff, take a break for a midnight puff | Wii! says:

Though I had to google Hairy Virgin

Rok the Blade

10-09-07, 07:02 PM

Uh, I don't really know, Zook. It's a little weird...

Ah damnit, Ata, you beat me!

That's weird, Artifex...

Ataraxis

10-09-07, 07:40 PM

I don't look for scraggly hymens on Google! >.>

_______

Necathys: If needed. If your post goes on for some time, she'd probably say something to Maia and stuff.
Artifex Felicis: hehe, I shall
Artifex Felicis: Course, Maia's kinda rude in the whole
Artifex Felicis: "C'mon! I gotta drink I think you'll like!"
Artifex Felicis: "Bu..."
Artifex Felicis: "Don't worry about it, it's good, and I'll make it myself."
Necathys: Heehee
Necathys: Rude doesn't offend Lily Only blatant sexual references do!
Necathys: Which happened, like once
Artifex Felicis: haha
Artifex Felicis: One Sex on the Beach might not go over well
Necathys: Probably won't
Necathys: For all the things she does know, sexual references for cocktail names is not her forte
Necathys: She'll probably be all flustered at the thought that Maia could ask for intercourse in public or something
Artifex Felicis: hehe
Artifex Felicis: I'll make sure not to have her mention it's a drink
Artifex Felicis: "First, we'll try sex on the beach."
Necathys: Haha, that'd be perfect!
Necathys: 'Then, if you liked that, maybe end with a Screaming Orgasm?'
Artifex Felicis:
"Ever had a Screaming Orgasm?"
Necathys: Hehehe
Necathys: We're having too much fun teasing Lily
Artifex Felicis: "It's so awesome, especiallly after a sex on the beach!"
Necathys: "I-I-I w-wouldn't know!"
Artifex Felicis: "An orgassm is good too, but I prefer the Screaming one. A lot more kick."
Necathys: "Oh, my... I don,t think I'm feel too well."
Artifex Felicis: "don't worry, I've yet to meet a girl who hasn't enjoyed a screaming orgasm. It'll solve everything up."
Necathys: *faints*
Artifex Felicis: You probably wouldn't like a hariy virgin though."
Necathys: xD
Necathys: Wow, there's a drink named the Blow Job.
Necathys: Oh God, Golden Shower.
Necathys: And Shit on Grass!
Artifex Felicis: hahaha
Artifex Felicis: I won't go that far
Necathys: Wow, this'll get R-rated way fast
Necathys: Hehehehe
Artifex Felicis: hehehe
Artifex Felicis: "Oh! and trhe Guy-Spoodges-on-your-face is pretty good too"
Necathys: "What is 'splooges'?"
Necathys: 'Can you give me an example?'
Necathys: Smooth Pussy - Mix 1 part vodka, 1 part peach schnappes and a splash of lime juice in a shot glass. Top with a splash of cranberry juice to make it pink.
Artifex Felicis: Bwahahahaha
Necathys: Quick Fuck — A variation on Shit on Grass with equal parts Irish cream (e.g., Bailey's) as the first layer, followed by a melon liqueur, topped with a coffee liqueur, and served as a layered shooter.
Artifex Felicis: bwahahaha
Artifex Felicis: I might become a mixer so I can offer these drinks
Necathys: 'I'd like one Sex on the Beach, followed by a Quick Fuck or two. Oh, and give her a Screaming Orgasm, will ya?"
Artifex Felicis: Mehehehe
Necathys: Man, I'd become one just to say 'Oh, you meant the drink?"
Artifex Felicis: bwhahahaha
Artifex Felicis: "Make sure you don't give her a hairy virgin either, but a Smooth Pussy as well."
Necathys: xD
Necathys: Cocksucking Cowboy (also called the Brokeback Shooter) — two parts cold butterscotch schnapps with one part of Irish Cream, making it 32% ABV. The Irish Cream is poured off the back of a bar spoon so it "floats" on top of the schnapps in a shot glass.
Necathys: This is just WEIRD
Artifex Felicis: IT IS!!
Necathys: Muff Diver - Same recipe and serving style as the Blow Job Shooter served with a maraschino cherry on top. Typically served for men as an alternative to the blow job shooter.
Necathys: We must dedicate a chapter to sexual drinks.
Artifex Felicis: Bwahahaha
Artifex Felicis: Yes
Artifex Felicis: I think I found Maia's job as well
Necathys: Bartender? Awesome!
Necathys: Buttery Nipple — equal parts butterscotch schnapps and Irish Cream The Irish cream is poured off the back of a bar spoon so it "floats" on top of the schnapps in a shot glass.
Necathys: This is gold.
Artifex Felicis: Bwahahahaha!
Artifex Felicis: Where're you getting these?
Necathys: Wikipedia
Necathys: List of cocktails
Artifex Felicis: Spiffy
Necathys: Though I had to google Hairy Virgin
Necathys: WITH Specifics and quotation marks, just to get no surprises
Artifex Felicis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Artifex Felicis: *IM convo*
_______

And now you know! <3

Word of warning: sausagefests are bad for both eyesight and mental health.

Elijah_Morendale

10-09-07, 10:23 PM

My AIM convos are pretty boring...

Soul of Sadness3: they just started the game...... in BR
Midvalley20: the movie is NOTHING like the movie
Soul of Sadness3: you meanbook :P
Midvalley20: kazuo is a bastard, mitsuko is deceptive, and just about everything with shuuya and noriko... that's all the movie follows, really
Soul of Sadness3: the book is a big book ya know.. it would be hard to put ever detail in
Midvalley20: also... shogo sticks with shuuya and noriko from the moment he saves them from the geek
Midvalley20 : that is true
Midvalley20: but an extra 30 minutes in a movie can do WONDERS
Soul of Sadness3: that would have made the movie over 2 hours
Soul of Sadness3: pushing 2 and a half hours
Midvalley20 : so?
Soul of Sadness3: not every one can sit threw that
Midvalley20: how long was lord of the rings? seven samurai? most of sergio leone's movies?
Soul of Sadness3: yes just becuase we are nerds have no life
Soul of Sadness3: and can sit down for 6 hours
Midvalley20: lul
Soul of Sadness3: doesnt mean the world can
Midvalley20: japan sat through 300+ episodes and roughly 50 manga VOLUMES of dragon ball z.
Midvalley20: another 30 minutes on film wont hurt 'em

Zook Murnig

10-11-07, 08:56 PM

A little bit of conversation between myself and The Manda.

mistermurnig: Speak of this to no one.

Manders: I'm going to put it on the Althanas funny convos thread.

mistermurnig: NOOOOOOOO!!!

mistermurnig: I'll deny it!

Manders: What is my silence worth?

mistermurnig: What will it take?

Manders: Hee hee hee hee. *rubs hands together maliciously*

Manders: Hrmm.. Well, damn. I can't think of anything. *sigh*

Manders: I guess I'll be nice and not put it up.

mistermurnig: Thank you.

Atzar

10-11-07, 11:24 PM

Keep your dry-humping to yourself... :p

Moonlit Raven

10-12-07, 05:09 PM

Zook, you have my pity man. I predict... well I can't put my predictions here. I'll tell ya laters.

Ataraxis you need to add in the drink called 'Fuck me silly'. I've had a guy buy one for me. I got very flustered when I asked for the name of the drink and he told me what it was.

Slayer of the Rot

10-12-07, 06:49 PM

Keep your dry-humping to yourself... :p

Agreed.

Nirov

10-12-07, 07:02 PM

Keep your dry-humping to yourself...

What is *drumroll*

What Zook's mother told him as a child!

Skie and Avery

10-13-07, 02:02 PM

Poor Matt, all you get is abused.

Artifex Felicis

10-14-07, 06:22 PM

nekobooi (7:11:21 PM): She was the sex them to death though
MlRaven69 (7:11:59 PM): if she wanted to she prolly could. Tie him up and go to town
MlRaven69 (7:12:27 PM): if 'things' get soft she could whip out the pollen and proceed to love the person to death
MlRaven69 (7:12:40 PM): ^^
nekobooi (7:12:48 PM): You know
MlRaven69 (7:12:51 PM): who would eat them?
nekobooi (7:12:56 PM): That was a joke...

Skie and Avery

10-15-07, 12:03 AM

mistermurnig: They're the only set members so far.
mistermurnig: I'm still trying to figure out one more.
mistermurnig: Maybe Ithy?
mistermurnig: Does he play?
mistermurnig: Or Michelle?
Manders: I don't know, but I know he's a very busy man. I could ask him, tho.
mistermurnig: I know she does.
Manders: Michelle would be cool.
mistermurnig: She mentioned wanting to play a druid a while back.
mistermurnig: Sorry, itchy foot.
Manders: That's because she basically IS a druid. rofl
Manders: I'm going to tell her she can play with us if she makes a hot male druid.
Manders: And we should do larps...
Manders: So I can make out with Michelle.
Manders: Because that's what our characters would do
mistermurnig: I thought she said she couldn't do that with you.
mistermurnig: Cause her boyfriend can't make out with other guys.
Manders: If it's for DnD that rule doesn't apply, I think.
Manders: I WILL find a loophole
Manders: I guess now would be a prime time for me to ask if you, as my boyfriend, have any problems with my need to kiss and grope females, knowing full well that if you ever do it, I'll kill you.
mistermurnig: As long as I get to watch and participate on your end, and it doesn't lead to you kissing and groping other guys.
Manders: I think you're my soulmate. Let's reproduce.
mistermurnig: Are you going to try to mount me at sessions?
mistermurnig: If so, I need to warn John and Dustin.
Manders: Try? Ha. Do or do not, there is no try!
mistermurnig: So they know when to avert their eyes.
Manders: Really, they need to play with blindfolds on.
Manders: Especially when I get new piercings.
Manders: Because 1. Piercings make me horny. 2. They make me need to display all other piercings.
Manders: This was especially uncomfortable with Daniel when I got my nipples pierced and we were at Friday night Magic games.
Manders: "Hey Manda!" "Yo?" "Can I see your nipple rings?" "Hell yeah, they're ADORABLE!" *lifts shirt and bra* *a strangled cry of "MANDA!" from Daniel, across the room.* "Yo Dan! Manda's got great tits!"
mistermurnig: Yeah, not so much of that, and I'd be happy.
Manders: Well, that was only once. After that, I got bored with making Daniel's little forehead vein pop out.
Manders: Also, I had a ring of slaves there.
Manders: I owned most of those guys, because they'd be out of change for the Coke machine and my purse was filled with quarters. So I'd buy their loyalty and/or souls for fifty cents in moments of extreme drink duress.
mistermurnig: I should mention that John is an avid Magic player.
mistermurnig: I learned the game from him.
Manders: And you will learn defeat in the game from me!
mistermurnig: I suck at it.
mistermurnig: I have fun, but I suck.
Manders: I play strip Magic.
mistermurnig: Strip Magic?
Manders: Instead of life, you take off articles of clothing.
mistermurnig: I figured as much.
mistermurnig: Only between us, okay?
mistermurnig:
mistermurnig: Or between you and another girl.
Manders: Aww. But it's REALLY fun when you combine those rules with the rules for Knights of the Round.
mistermurnig: Knights of the Round?
Manders: As many people as you know, all playing one game, every man for himself. One game we had 20 people playing. It took an hour for each round of turns. x.x
mistermurnig: I actually have a deck that would be really good for strip Magic.
mistermurnig: The ninja deck.
Manders: I use my goblin deck. Lots of direct damage. XD
mistermurnig: Specializing in putting out low-mana creatures, then attacking with them only to ninjutsu them out in favor of one or another ninja card.
Manders: rofl. Nice
mistermurnig: So, I'll attack with a tough fighter and a wimp.
mistermurnig: Either you block the tough one or the wimp, and whichever one you don't block gets ninjutsu'd out.
mistermurnig: Or I just let you take a bunch of damage.
Manders: We need to play that game. I cheat tho. I'll warn you. I will put on layers of socks and count jewelry as life. When I've got on 50 rubber bracelets, taking one off for each life I lose... hee hee hee...
mistermurnig: And when you have nothing left, what happens when you lose another life?
Manders: Daniel cried when he realized I had on three toe rings, 78 bracelets, 7 rings, five layers of socks, a pair of tights, two pairs of sweatpants, three pairs of underwear, four shirts, a sweater and a hoodie. Hee hee hee. The loser has to do ANYTHING the winner wants.
mistermurnig: I'm scared now...
mistermurnig: Girls get to wear a lot more than guys do.
Manders: I only did that because I really wanted to win and make him fix the toaster.
Manders: ...naked
Manders: He only survived living with me for 6 months... rofl.
Manders: Are you scared yet?

Nirov

10-15-07, 12:31 AM

Allow me to summarize the above conversation:

Flagrant masturbating material.

Cyrus the virus

10-15-07, 03:01 AM

Easy to tell you're a homo.

Moonlit Raven

10-16-07, 11:05 PM

Necathys (8:08:43 PM): Boo!
MlRaven69 (8:09:00 PM): Eeek!
Necathys (8:09:23 PM): Myeeeeh
Necathys (8:09:29 PM): It's so caaaalm.
MlRaven69 (8:09:57 PM): I can get back on to althy! woot!
Necathys (8:10:04 PM): Yeah!, though Altha is still too quiet and Manda went AWOL.
Necathys (8:11:17 PM): And you too!
Necathys (8:11:22 PM): *pokes the awoled*
MlRaven69 (8:19:44 PM): sorry I went to love up on my hubby
MlRaven69 (8:19:51 PM): i think he's feeling a little neglected
Necathys (8:22:01 PM): Aww, I can go and lurve him up too!
MlRaven69 (8:28:26 PM): ^^
MlRaven69 (8:32:40 PM): he saw the screen and is cringing at the idea. ^^ my hunny is a lot abit homophobic.
Necathys (8:34:32 PM): When you go Neccy, you don't go back.
MlRaven69 (8:35:46 PM): mmmm, then he'll never go Neccy. I still enjoy the, ah, male aspect of him often.
MlRaven69 (8:35:48 PM): MINE!!!!
MlRaven69 (8:35:50 PM): =p
Necathys (8:37:10 PM): *attacks Jas*
Necathys (8:37:26 PM): YOU'LL LIKE IT
Necathys (8:37:30 PM): I HAVE SOFT HANDS
Necathys (8:37:41 PM): AND ORANGE PEELS
MlRaven69 (8:37:50 PM): * wacks the Neccy* mine mine mine mine
Necathys (8:37:46 PM): <3
Necathys (8:38:04 PM): Does this smell like chloroform to you?
MlRaven69 (8:38:17 PM): * flings herself at the Neccy. * take me just leave Jas alone *cries*
MlRaven69 (8:38:29 PM): nop..... zzzzzzzz
Necathys (8:38:29 PM): *jumps over unconscious Jenny and ravishes Jas*
Necathys (8:38:37 PM): *then comes back and ravishes you*
MlRaven69 (8:39:02 PM): naughty naughty
Necathys (8:39:19 PM): I provide services to everyone who never asked!
MlRaven69 (8:39:46 PM): rofl, thats called rape you know
Necathys (8:41:31 PM): No it's not!
Necathys (8:41:38 PM): It's called being benevolent!
Necathys (8:41:52 PM): You just never KNEW of my services!
Necathys (8:42:04 PM): And I bring them to you without you expending any effort!
Necathys (8:42:07 PM): Win-Win!
Necathys (8:42:17 PM): Though I will steal your piggy bank.
MlRaven69 (8:42:42 PM): ha! I haven't had a piggy bank since I was 8
MlRaven69 (8:42:59 PM): my brother kept stealing mine so my mum opened a account for me at the bank
Necathys (8:45:20 PM): CURSES
Necathys (8:45:26 PM): *steals your 200$ bra*
MlRaven69 (8:45:36 PM): lmao
MlRaven69 (8:45:43 PM): O.O nooooooo!
MlRaven69 (8:46:04 PM): you'll ruin the pretty silk and lace.
MlRaven69 (8:46:12 PM): don't break the whale bone in it!
Necathys (8:46:11 PM): *puts it on*
Necathys (8:46:16 PM): *it bursts into black flames*
MlRaven69 (8:46:43 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *clobbers with a spiked club*
Necathys (8:46:57 PM): *licks the club*
Necathys (8:46:59 PM): *woos it*
Necathys (8:47:26 PM): *You have acquired: Spiked Club!'
Necathys (8:47:37 PM): "More information is available in the Logbook"
MlRaven69 (8:47:54 PM): grrr!
Necathys (8:47:50 PM): *hits you with spiked club now*
MlRaven69 (8:49:08 PM): * Shakes head and snaps fingers and a mob of angry drag Queens bum rushes you. The Barbara Streisand look alike planting a 6 inch spike heel up your rump.*
Necathys (8:49:38 PM): AH! *takes out a condom and throws it at Barbara Streisand*
Necathys (8:49:45 PM): LESLIE COCHRAN, I CHOOSE YOU!
Necathys (8:49:57 PM): *Condom bursts and Leslie Cochran attacks*
MlRaven69 (8:52:37 PM): *glances around and grins then points* RuPaul! Get em! They stole your cha cha heels!
Necathys (8:53:44 PM): GASP
Necathys (8:53:47 PM): How did you know?
Necathys (8:53:54 PM): *tag teams with Leslie and runs*
MlRaven69 (8:54:02 PM): I'm psychic
Necathys (8:54:05 PM): The heels will carry us across the seven seas!
MlRaven69 (8:54:27 PM): * sends Tipper Gore after you*
Necathys (8:56:48 PM): EEP
Necathys (8:57:13 PM): *is destroyed by her parental advisory stamp*
MlRaven69 (8:57:36 PM): rofl
Necathys (9:08:07 PM): Well I'm off to bed, need to recharge my mojo for tomorrow! Gniiiiiiiiight
MlRaven69 (9:08:25 PM): night!
Necathys (9:08:30 PM): *licks your belylbutton... from the inside*
MlRaven69 (9:09:14 PM): * licks both your eyeballs
MlRaven69 (9:09:26 PM): *then your nostrils
Necathys (9:09:53 PM): It tickles like the blood that seeps from my orifices every sunday!
Necathys (9:09:59 PM): *giggles*
MlRaven69 (9:10:31 PM): rofl go to bed you wacko ^_^
Necathys (9:10:37 PM): I will! Bye!

Chromanon Rockskin

10-18-07, 12:40 AM

Between me and a girl I work with. I thought it was so funny that I just had to share.

Shanell Chris: some lesbian is talking to me
Shanell Chris: and i am like hey welp gotta go
Shanell Chris: and she is like mmmm ur really cute
Shanell Chris: and im like do u got a pic
Shanell Chris: and its a girl
Shanell Chris:
Manders: ROFL
Shanell Chris:
Manders: Miss Shanell! Go you! Make sure to videotape it. O.O
Shanell Chris: omg
Shanell Chris: doubt it
Shanell Chris: lmao
Manders: I know. rofl. That just cracks me up.
Shanell Chris: omg!
Shanell Chris: she has sent me more picture
Shanell Chris: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Shanell Chris: im'ma iggy
Shanell Chris: cuz'
Shanell Chris: that is weird
Manders: Have you told her that you're totally straight?
Shanell Chris: young_n_hairy_f: lol you like?
Shanell Chris: i dont know?
Shanell Chris: i mean you are pretty
young_n_hairy_f: Would you like to see more of me
Shanell Chris: huh?
young_n_hairy_f: Would you like more
Shanell Chris: im not really into all that
Shanell Chris: lol
Shanell Chris: young_n_hairy_f: U sure?
young_n_hairy_f: Just to let you know i am bi
Shanell Chris: last time i checked yea pretty much
Shanell Chris: well yah i pretty much figured that
Shanell Chris: lol
Shanell Chris: young_n_hairy_f: I would love to try to win you to the dark side lol
Shanell Chris: hahaha hehehe
Manders: ROFL OMG
Manders: ....ask her how hairy she is? O.o
Shanell Chris: young_n_hairy_f: Have you ever thought about it?
Shanell Chris: nope
Shanell Chris: she said that its a s/n becuz her sister use to make fun of her for not
Shanell Chris: OMG SHE SENT ME A NUDEY
Shanell Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH
Manders: *chokes* OMG ROFL!!!!
Shanell Chris: oh my gawd
Shanell Chris: how
Shanell Chris: awkward
Manders: Are you going to send her one?
Shanell Chris: OF WHAT???
Manders: rofl! You. You know, an eye for an eye and all that jazz.
Shanell Chris: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shanell Chris: YOU WAI
Shanell Chris: AND I HAVE IGNORED HER
Shanell Chris: LMAO
Manders: Peace, love and nudey pics make the world go 'round, Miss Shanell.

Seth_Rahl

10-18-07, 01:12 AM

Oy, that happened b/tween me and a girl once.......>.< Cause she thought I was a girl because my myspace pic looks so girly. It does. Seriously.

That was not a set up for any jokes against my sexuality or gender. *looks round cautiously* Although I know they will come....eventually.

Nirov

10-21-07, 12:03 AM

[00:56] AngelicMalice15: Can you send me a picture and tell me how you spell your real name?
[00:57] CulixIII: The former's a negatory, since I lack such an image to send. The name's David, though.
[00:57] AngelicMalice15: A ha.
[00:57] CulixIII: Or, more literally, D-A-V-I-D.
[00:57] AngelicMalice15: Well, what does your face look like so I can imagine it while I write your name down.
[00:59] CulixIII: Alright. I have one... Sorry, three antennae, on my forehead, scales running along the jawbone, and an otherwise perfectly normal face.
[00:59] CulixIII: Also, where can I pick up a Death Note to call my own?
[00:59] AngelicMalice15: Shut up and enjoy the next 40 seconds.

***EDIT***
[01:05] AngelicMalice15: http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=87299&postcount=59
[01:07] nekobooi: That wouldn't work
[01:07] nekobooi: You need to have a clear picture of his mind
[01:07] nekobooi: and his last name
[01:07] nekobooi: Face, not mind
[01:07] AngelicMalice15: Shut up. I've seen your picture, Colin
[01:07] nekobooi: Colin what?
[01:08] AngelicMalice15: I'll get a big book of names.
[01:09] nekobooi: You only have 5 chances
[01:09] nekobooi: And then I become immune to the Deathnote
[01:09] nekobooi: ^.^
[01:09] nekobooi: Five or Seven
[01:09] nekobooi: I forgot
[01:12] AngelicMalice15: That's not a rule!
[01:12] nekobooi: It is actually
[01:12] nekobooi: Two seconds
[01:12] nekobooi: Well, to that particular death note
[01:15] AngelicMalice15: I'll just beat you to death with the book
[01:15] nekobooi: That would work

***EDIT***

[01:38] AngelicMalice15: [01:37] nekobooi: sleepy time!
[01:37] nekobooi: Have a good night mate
[01:37] nekobooi: Read Hellsing
[01:38] AngelicMalice15: Enjoy your next 40 seconds
[01:38] nekobooi: http://www.mangadownload.net/index.php
[01:38] nekobooi: I will
[01:38] nekobooi: *fap fap fap fap*

Mathias

10-21-07, 09:59 AM

With my girlfriend, earlier this morning;

sambrown2009 (10:31:06 AM): Did you get all the dye out of your hair?
VegasExie (10:29:03 AM): yeah.
VegasExie (10:29:06 AM): Did you?
sambrown2009 (10:31:14 AM): yep.
sambrown2009 (10:31:17 AM): =]
VegasExie (10:29:14 AM): Too bad.
VegasExie (10:29:17 AM): I liked your hair.
sambrown2009 (10:31:32 AM): *rolls eyes*
VegasExie (10:29:34 AM): *punches you in the ovaries*
sambrown2009 (10:31:45 AM): ...
sambrown2009 (10:31:47 AM): ouch.
VegasExie (10:29:43 AM): Yup.
sambrown2009 (10:32:02 AM): why would you do that?
sambrown2009 (10:32:12 AM): You'll destroy our future children.
VegasExie (10:30:15 AM): It's called adoption.
sambrown2009 (10:32:37 AM): yeah, but I don't want to adopt.
VegasExie (10:30:50 AM): Well, that's too damn bad.
VegasExie (10:30:51 AM): =P
VegasExie (10:30:54 AM): Cuz now
VegasExie (10:30:57 AM): you ain't go no ovaries.
VegasExie (10:31:18 AM): I punched them out of you. I was like "BAM" and your ovaries were like "OMG HIT THE SELF DESTRUCT! TIME TO ESPLODE"
VegasExie (10:31:21 AM): And then BAM.
VegasExie (10:31:23 AM): They esploded.
sambrown2009 (10:33:42 AM): you're strange.
VegasExie (10:31:42 AM): It happens.

Slayer of the Rot

10-21-07, 03:52 PM

Alcoholic Slayer: FAGGOTFAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT
FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOT

KillswitchSC: How'd you know it was my birthday?

Moonlit Raven

10-21-07, 04:57 PM

nekobooi (3:48:20 PM): Bugger
nekobooi (3:48:24 PM): stop finding good names!
nekobooi (3:48:28 PM): It's tough enough as it is
MlRaven69 (3:48:31 PM): sorry
MlRaven69 (3:48:36 PM): i'll stop
nekobooi (3:48:51 PM): Artifex = The only person to tell people to stop being good
nekobooi (3:50:33 PM): hmmm

Slayer of the Rot

10-22-07, 03:33 PM

Alcoholic Slayer (4:28:04 PM): Okay? OKAY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!

Sukoda Fox (4:28:30 PM): lol

Sukoda Fox (4:28:39 PM): aww... I'd hug you, but you don't like that. ^^;

Alcoholic Slayer (4:28:53 PM): You're supposed to praise all of my fucking words like gifts from God!

Alcoholic Slayer (4:28:57 PM): A big badass God!
Alcoholic Slayer (4:29:01 PM): With two dongs!
Alcoholic Slayer (4:29:06 PM): And a pet gorilla!
Alcoholic Slayer (4:29:13 PM): And a Thunderbird!

Sukoda Fox (4:29:27 PM): lmao

Alcoholic Slayer (4:29:46 PM): He's got nunchucks in his back pocket and hangs in front of the 7-11 all day until it's time to fuck his high school age girlfriend!

Sukoda Fox (4:30:42 PM): o.O

Alcoholic Slayer (4:30:54 PM): This is the being I worship.

Sukoda Fox (4:32:25 PM): You worship something similar to Jay and Silent Bob.

Alcoholic Slayer (4:32:28 PM): FUCK YEAH

Cyrus the virus

10-22-07, 03:46 PM

DraconianCyrus: You're a stinky lesbian.
DraconianCyrus: Hamburgers.
DraconianCyrus: Zesty Italian dressing.
DraconianCyrus: Speed Stick Ultimate.

Alcoholic Slayer signed off at 4:45:32 PM.
alcoholicslayer is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Dissinger

10-23-07, 09:18 PM

[19:16] TamsSaysToYou: I feel like I should bitchslapping right about now...
[19:16] Alcoholic Slayer: Whites are a last resort.
[19:16] Poseidon1776: cual quiere que le cante
[19:16] TamsSaysToYou: be*
[19:16] Alcoholic Slayer: White women suck.
[19:16] nekobooi: "I don't rhyme bout bitches and hoes!"
[19:16] Poseidon1776: tan tan tan
[19:16] TamsSaysToYou: Hey.
[19:16] nekobooi: "I rhyme bout Witches and Trolls!"
[19:16] TamsSaysToYou: Stop dissing white women.
[19:16] Poseidon1776: cual quiere que le cante
[19:16] Poseidon1776: tan tan tan
[19:16] Alcoholic Slayer: What's good about white women?
[19:16] SethDahlios: You're more an Olive Gina
[19:17] TamsSaysToYou: An olive?
[19:17] Poseidon1776: EWWWWWWWW
[19:17] SethDahlios: Greek
[19:17] Alcoholic Slayer: HAHAHAHA
[19:17] Poseidon1776: I FRIKEN HATE OLIVES!
[19:17] Alcoholic Slayer: EPIC LULZ
[19:17] Poseidon1776: I would throw up if i eat ione
[19:17] TamsSaysToYou: AHEM.
[19:17] SethDahlios: This chat has gone LEGENDARY!
[19:17] Poseidon1776: Not u tho
[19:17] nekobooi: Epic Boobs!
[19:17] Poseidon1776: Your cool
[19:17] SethDahlios: ROFLCOPTER!
[19:17] TamsSaysToYou: Of course I am.
[19:17] TamsSaysToYou: You best be remembering that.
[19:17] Poseidon1776: *murmurs*
[19:17] nekobooi: If I remember correct
[19:17] Alcoholic Slayer: LOLLERCOASTER

Zook Murnig

10-24-07, 12:15 AM

On Quantum Masturbation Theory

bloodstained_violin: *fapping* at the speed of light!
mistermurnig: Is that why in some hentai the guy's dick glows?
bloodstained_violin: Yes
mistermurnig: He's exceeded the speed of light previously, and forevermore his dick exudes massive amounts of energy.

Godhand

10-27-07, 02:19 AM

Jack Raynes: There we go.
Jack Raynes: Anyway, tell me what made you angry.
Jack Raynes: And be quick about it; I don't want it to take long enough that the drama llama appears.
Jack Raynes: If it does we'll be talking about this shit for hours.
Jack Raynes: Whoa, I can tell you right now that is way too long.
Jack Raynes: Delete that crap, quick!
Jack Raynes: I can already hear the gallop of the drama llama!
Jack Raynes: It's going to follow us home!
restitutionspork: It seems like every time we're having a good conversation, and laughing and in a good, sweet mood, he'll bring up his ex girlfriend. He had the nerve to DESCRIBE sex with his ex to me. You don't do that to current girlfriends unless you're trying to piss them off. Then he's always telling me what he likes the most about me is that I say exactly what I want, so I do so. And exactly what I was thinking in one of those instances is that he shouldn't get so hung up on that little slut. She is a slut. She started dating him when she was 15. She had already fucked two boyfriends willingly already, they dated for a month, and she was begging him to fuck her. He was a virgin, wanted to wait, she begged for it. Pregnant at 16, then left him a couple of months after the baby was born to get with some other guy that she's already fucked. That's a slut to me. I said so, and he freaks out on me. Starts yelling at me that he respects her and I shouldn't say that stuff to him.
Jack Raynes: FUCK!
restitutionspork: IT's not that long.
restitutionspork: Don't be a pussy
Jack Raynes: Done.
Jack Raynes: Listen, no fucking comment.
restitutionspork: Then he says this: SuperSonicMatt1 (9:43:07 PM): I just don't like it when people look at Elizabeth and say she's a slut. Sexually, she's been as inactive as she could be without being completely inactive. Especially considering her history. And I say, how can you fuck 4 people and be SEXUALLY INACTIVE!? Because that doesn't make any sense.
Jack Raynes: And don't-you-fucking-start, 'cause I don't want to hear it.
Jack Raynes: Stop it!
restitutionspork: Fine!
Jack Raynes: Lolz.
Jack Raynes: Dramabomb defused.
restitutionspork: No, now I'm pissed at you too.
Jack Raynes: Man, that was fucking close.
restitutionspork: You did that on purpose!
Jack Raynes: I mean it was like tick-tock-tick-tock, and I was all sweaty and shit. Red wire? Green wire? Red wire!?
restitutionspork: You aren't even paying attention to me! You're an ass! >.< I hate you with a passion that burns with the fire of a thousand suns!
restitutionspork: to make up for this, I demand recompsense.
Jack Raynes: OH NOEZ (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Drama_llama_strikes_again.jpg)

Slayer of the Rot

10-27-07, 02:49 AM

Alcoholic Slayer (3:11:02 AM): Fuck, these bitches keep disqualifying me by not wanting selfish guys, or men who believe in god, or men who are honest, responsible, faithful, and understanding. God damn it.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:11:47 AM): And great christ, this ones 119 pounds! What a co - oh it's because of her tits.

restitutionspork (3:12:57 AM): You think 119 is fat?

Alcoholic Slayer (3:13:21 AM): Hell yeah. I have that No Fat Chicks shirt, after all.

restitutionspork (3:13:44 AM): .........................................My ankle weighs 119.
restitutionspork (3:13:48 AM): *weep*
restitutionspork (3:13:52 AM): The truth is revealed!

Alcoholic Slayer (3:13:57 AM): Ah, your fine.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:14:02 AM): I didn't care.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:14:17 AM): Now I'm bitter and shallow. I threaten to "cock" girls.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:14:23 AM): Much lulz ensue.

restitutionspork (3:15:09 AM): One of these days I'm going to mutilate you with chopsticks.

Alcoholic Slayer (3:15:40 AM): Oh, this one ruined it by being Pentacostal. I wish I could send them messages.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:15:45 AM): Huh? What for?
Alcoholic Slayer (3:16:30 AM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT, 5'3"?! I DON'T WANT A FUCKING GIANTESS
Alcoholic Slayer (3:16:44 AM): The taller the are the more uppity they tend to get, you see.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:17:33 AM): Wow, there's no way I'd be able to pronounce that name when I'm pissed. Hajejatol Maricar? Holy shit.

restitutionspork (3:19:09 AM): rofl

Alcoholic Slayer (3:19:14 AM): Hello....97 pounds, five foot three, I guess that's acceptable, a buddhist with a decent rack, comes from Bangkok....we have a winner! Ding ding ding!
Alcoholic Slayer (3:19:20 AM): Okay, how do I...
Alcoholic Slayer (3:19:23 AM): Oh fuck.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:19:28 AM): I don't have any money.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:19:52 AM): Hey, can you lend me some cash to buy this one? I promise my wife will pay it back.

restitutionspork (3:19:57 AM): No.

Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:01 AM): Fuck.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:07 AM): You cold hearted bitch.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:11 AM): Why do you hate me?
Alcoholic Slayer (3:21:05 AM): Oh my god, she has "porn" right in her name. Come on! This is destiny! It was pre-ordained in the stars! Other disney romance bullshit!

restitutionspork (3:21:09 AM): You know what they say, hell, fury, woman scorned.

And finding a child bride? Forget about it. This shit is impossible.

Witchblade

10-27-07, 11:56 AM

Sukoda Fox: Damn it, now I'm all excited and pumped to get back into this quest with Lier.
Krakashen: V_V Haha...I'm sorry?
Sukoda Fox: lol, you better come back or there will be retribution! *cracks knuckles* :p
Krakashen: I'm screening althanas right now, looking for someone who'd be willing to do a small quest with me.
Sukoda Fox: awesome
Krakashen: Then I just gotta think of something we can do...
Krakashen: OH! i KNOW1
Sukoda Fox: lol
Krakashen: I know one person on althanas that'd ALWAYS be up for a random thread with leir.
Krakashen: hehehe...
Krakashen: Lorenor ^^
Sukoda Fox: lol, he's up for anything. >.>
Krakashen: Yes, well, The Vampire Lorenor and Leir were lovers.
Krakashen: And...we were both greatly grieved when Lory left althy.
Sukoda Fox: yeah, but now he's a mutant, not a vampire and that's just... ew!
Krakashen: It was 'ew' before
Krakashen: cause he was a decaying sack of bones.
Sukoda Fox: I wouldn't touch that with a fire encrusted stick
Krakashen: haha
Krakashen: Well, Leir is very different as well now, so it'll work out. Except without the lovers part.
Sukoda Fox: I hope so.

Moonlit Raven

10-29-07, 05:14 AM

MlRaven69 (11:08:06 PM): manda?
restitutionspork (11:08:40 PM): Sorry
restitutionspork (11:08:42 PM): Talking to him.
restitutionspork (11:08:47 PM): Asking him. He's being confusing.
MlRaven69 (11:09:20 PM): rofl, he's a guy and has a penis as well as testosterone
MlRaven69 (11:09:22 PM): it happens
MlRaven69 (11:09:45 PM): oh, tell him I said hello
restitutionspork (11:09:45 PM): Jack Raynes (12:07:53 AM): So yeah, tell her that if she really wants in on the action to go nuts and that I don't mind.
restitutionspork (11:11:47 PM): MlRaven69 (12:09:44 AM): oh, tell him I said hello
Jack Raynes (12:11:10 AM): Tell her I hate her!
restitutionspork (11:11:52 PM): >.< rofl. He's so retarded.
MlRaven69 (11:13:12 PM): tell him to suck my tiny little dick. I'll even dip my nuts in marinara sauce for him
restitutionspork (11:14:47 PM): ROFL
restitutionspork (11:14:50 PM): OMG
restitutionspork (11:14:53 PM): BS reference!
MlRaven69 (11:14:59 PM): yup
restitutionspork (11:16:38 PM): Jack Raynes (12:16:04 AM): That shit is for subnormal fratboys. Tell her that I'm willing her to die as we speak.
MlRaven69 (11:18:07 PM): I'll die only after he gets his ass up to the States and the three of us play a nice game of poker
restitutionspork (11:19:33 PM): Jack Raynes (12:19:21 AM): Poker in the rear?
MlRaven69 (11:20:31 PM): na, I'll let you have the honor Manda. I wouldn't trust the crazy bastard behind me
MlRaven69 (11:20:44 PM): I loves you manda!
restitutionspork (11:20:45 PM): ROFL. Smart choice.
MlRaven69 (11:20:50 PM): yup
MlRaven69 (11:21:16 PM): there are only two people I am willing to bone, you and Jason.
restitutionspork (11:21:25 PM): n.n Awww
MlRaven69 (11:21:52 PM): besides, all of the staging I see leaves me to wonder what he has to offer. Who knows it might be smaller than Willy the whale's was and that's just pathetic.
restitutionspork (11:22:00 PM): Jack Raynes (12:21:35 AM): You're both gonna get it.
restitutionspork (11:22:06 PM): *ROARS with laughter*
MlRaven69 (11:24:09 PM): I guarantee the first 'willy' I see that isn't Jason's will get a couple of nifty nicks in it. They are called teeth marks
restitutionspork (11:27:10 PM): ROFL
restitutionspork (11:27:50 PM): Jack Raynes (12:25:09 AM): If you're expecting me to ask why they called him 'the whale', you're shit out of luck. Tell her that she is, too, because now she can't have any.
restitutionspork (11:28:43 PM): Jack Raynes (12:28:27 AM): Tell her she's just going to have to chew a rubber nipple to calm herself down, because she isn't getting any.
restitutionspork (11:28:47 PM): rofl
MlRaven69 (11:28:49 PM): good. I never wanted the diseased, pathetic thing. It's all yours Manda. I'll just lurk and watch
restitutionspork (11:29:01 PM): I love you guys.
restitutionspork (11:29:05 PM): *rofl
MlRaven69 (11:29:08 PM): i loves you too
restitutionspork (11:29:09 PM): I'm laughing so hard right now.
MlRaven69 (11:29:15 PM): good good
MlRaven69 (11:29:23 PM): I'm glad we have cheered you up
restitutionspork (11:29:38 PM): n.n
restitutionspork (11:32:46 PM): Jack Raynes (12:32:28 AM): Tell her to stop thinking about my dick and get to posting.
MlRaven69 (11:32:54 PM): Skiel?
MlRaven69 (11:32:59 PM): right?
MlRaven69 (11:33:10 PM): tell him to shut the fuck up and I'll get back to work
restitutionspork (11:33:41 PM): rofl. Right
restitutionspork (11:36:14 PM): Jack Raynes (12:35:35 AM): Interrupt her.
Jack Raynes (12:35:48 AM): Tell her I have something very important.
Jack Raynes (12:35:57 AM): Warning: this shit is high priority!
Jack Raynes (12:36:02 AM): Tell her it will change her life!
restitutionspork (11:36:37 PM): Jack Raynes (12:36:17 AM): Milfraven, or whatever the fuck your handle is....
Jack Raynes (12:36:20 AM): You're a whore.
Jack Raynes (12:36:24 AM): A filthy, filthy whore.
restitutionspork (11:36:53 PM): ...
restitutionspork (11:37:05 PM): Jack Raynes (12:36:54 AM): And that she'd serve society better with her body beneath the ground than her ankles above her head.
restitutionspork (11:37:13 PM): I am never ever ever getting the two of you drunk around each other.
MlRaven69 (11:38:28 PM): I've always wanted to die, I think it would be a neat trip. Kiss Kiss I'll see you in hell.
restitutionspork (11:39:55 PM): rofl
restitutionspork (11:40:03 PM): Kiss Kiss I'll see you in hell. ROFL

Tshael

10-30-07, 01:03 AM

Messing with mah man:

restitutionspork (7:32:35 PM): And I love Cory. Can he be the maid of honor at our wedding?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:33:00 PM): As long as he wears pants under his dress.
restitutionspork (7:33:11 PM): n.n Sweet

------

SuperSonicMatt1 (8:19:32 PM): Back.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:19:35 PM): With a calzone.
restitutionspork (8:19:44 PM): I put my breasts on Althanas and... OMG. My favorite food ever.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:19:56 PM): You WHAT?
restitutionspork (8:20:02 PM): In the Picture Thread part two.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:48 PM): Whew.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:03 PM): You almost gave me a stroke and a heart attack at the same fucking time.
restitutionspork (8:21:12 PM): ROFL. You thought it was a naked pic?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:27 PM): You said your breasts!
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:30 PM): >.<;;
restitutionspork (8:22:19 PM): God grant you strength. You're going to need it to be in a relationship with me. n.n
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:40 PM): Yeah, I saw the post about making Artifex a man. >.>
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:47 PM): http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=88572#post88572
restitutionspork (8:22:45 PM): I've been promising to be his first for years.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:57 PM): I gathered as much.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:07 PM): You're not really, are you?
restitutionspork (8:23:18 PM): I'm guessing that would be a problem? XD
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:30 PM): Yes.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:38 PM): It would.
restitutionspork (8:23:40 PM): Well, there goes the trip to Boston. *sigh*

And the general commentary on my newest thread

AngelicMalice15 (10:17:21 PM): I did you for the Lulz

--------

Midvalley20 (10:16:57 PM): Ut ohes. what are you planning?
restitutionspork (10:18:24 PM): Heh. Me? Why would I be planning anything?
Midvalley20 (10:19:05 PM): your preemptive warning on the lulz quest
restitutionspork (10:20:12 PM): *smiiirk* Well, I need to feed the beast that's eating my muse.
Midvalley20 (10:21:08 PM): under normal circumstances i wouldn't have been fazed by the warnings, but for some reason... im terrified and not sure if I want to read that quest as you post in it...

Cyrus the virus

10-30-07, 04:26 PM

lol.

Karuka

10-30-07, 04:45 PM

Nirov

10-30-07, 05:15 PM

[18:06] AngelicMalice15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539xWgHhatM&feature=dir - WTF?
[18:07] DraconianCyrus: What a faggot
[18:07] DraconianCyrus: "I'm a vampire!"
[18:07] AngelicMalice15: I saw something like this on the history channel.
[18:07] AngelicMalice15: Like, I laughed
[18:07] AngelicMalice15: A lot.
[18:08] DraconianCyrus: "I file my nails so I can look more menacing!"
[18:08] DraconianCyrus: "I'm pale!"
[18:08] AngelicMalice15: "Well, I don't know who killed *some reporter* BUT SHE WAS GETTING HER NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!"
[18:08] DraconianCyrus: "I have a gaping vagina!"
[18:08] AngelicMalice15: I was like, "Maybe...maybe that person did it?"
[18:08] DraconianCyrus: "Brushing my teeth is boring!"
[18:09] DraconianCyrus: "22 years ago something happened aiiieee!"
[18:09] AngelicMalice15: No, I'm sorry. If you want to play dress-up and go to the club at night, I'm fine. But don't ever start believing you're actually a fucking vampie.
[18:09] AngelicMalice15: He probably works at Walmart.
[18:10] AngelicMalice15: "Mortal - Let me show you housewares!"
[18:10] DraconianCyrus: He probably wears Reebok shoes.
[18:11] AngelicMalice15: Vampires CAN wear reeboks.
[18:11] AngelicMalice15: They allow them to sneak up on victims.
[18:11] DraconianCyrus: "Follow me to the candy aisle!" *tries to float*
[18:11] AngelicMalice15: And run when the victims pepper-spray them.
[18:11] DraconianCyrus: *falls*
[18:11] DraconianCyrus: "NOSFERATU WHY!"

Seth_Rahl

10-30-07, 06:24 PM

And thus your life comes to a close.

sethrahl19: I loath you. Entirely.
psycho_with_a_dick: lol i know
sethrahl19:why are you so friggin' annoying?
sethrahl19:and
sethrahl19:like
sethrahl19:why
sethrahl19:does
sethrahl:19:your
sethrahl19:mom
sethrahl19:smell
sethrahl19:like
sethrahl19:your ass?
psycho_with_a_dick: and u wuld no?
psycho_with_a_dick: gay fag
sethrahl19:because your mom was on here last night, dumbass.
psycho_with_a_dick: :P
psycho_with_a_dick has logged out.

That was an interesting conversation. Mostly insults back and forth.

Tshael

10-30-07, 10:59 PM

So, when I say I'm naked on webcam, seriously. I'm naked on webcam.

kittens_of_isengard: Where's nekkie?
Manders: *giggle*
kittens_of_isengard: Where's naked!
Manders: I invited you to view my webcam...
kittens_of_isengard: Do it again!
Manders: I did!
Manders: On your friends list did you seee the link that says "View My WEbcam?"
Manders: You You might need to dl the newest version of Yahoo M?
kittens_of_isengard: I might need to actually use Yahoo.
Manders: Maybe
Manders: rofl
kittens_of_isengard: Where do I download that?
kittens_of_isengard: I should be able to see video
Manders: messenger.yahoo.com
Manders: And I don't know.
kittens_of_isengard: Are you just REALLY thin.
kittens_of_isengard: And white
Manders: ROFL
Manders: No, and yes.
Manders: Hihi!
kittens_of_isengard: Your face is naked?
Manders: Oh!
Manders: You're viewing!
kittens_of_isengard: AHHHHHHHHHH
kittens_of_isengard: SSDSKJ
kittens_of_isengard: MY EYES.
kittens_of_isengard: DEAR GOD.
kittens_of_isengard: YOU'RE NAKED.
kittens_of_isengard: THEY LOOK LIKE EELS.
Manders: Not all the way.
kittens_of_isengard: PLUMP: EELS.
Manders: rofl
Manders: They do not.
kittens_of_isengard: Plump eels with a pimple!
kittens_of_isengard: AHH
kittens_of_isengard: Dear god.
kittens_of_isengard: Just...just...why are you naked!?
kittens_of_isengard: I thought you were kidding!
Manders: I'm talking to Zook.
Manders: I'm usually naked when we talk.
kittens_of_isengard: I'd want to WEAR CLOTHES in that case.
kittens_of_isengard: Oh that's sick.
Manders: I gave fellatio to a banana earlier to tease him.
kittens_of_isengard: Was it one of those minature ones? Don't want to get your hopes up.
Manders: He's naked on his webcam a lot. I've seen his goods and I've no reason to be disappointed.
kittens_of_isengard: MUST YOU BLIND MY MIND'S EYE TOO, OH FELL TEMPTRESS.
kittens_of_isengard: Get the to a nunnery!
kittens_of_isengard: thee*
Manders: You are quoting Shakespeare.
Manders: I want to fuck you like a motherfucking animal now.
kittens_of_isengard: Well, I have a vagina now, so, uh thanks. It'd be lesbian sex.
Manders: Ooo, baby
kittens_of_isengard: Is blood suppose to seep from my eyes?
Manders: Shut up!
Manders: My titties are cute!
kittens_of_isengard: They're mountains of hell.
kittens_of_isengard: They moved..
Manders: rofl

Bullet Witch

10-30-07, 11:24 PM

Nice. I get invites like that, but I ignore them.

Unless I want my eyes torn our by my girlfriend. >.<

Cyrus the virus

10-31-07, 02:56 AM

I need to message that guy, he's funny.

Zook Murnig

10-31-07, 07:13 AM

I wondered when I'd see the log for that...

Witchblade

10-31-07, 06:14 PM

lmao! Naughty, naughty, Manders. :p

Necathys: Hey, you have nice arms. Lemme look at em closer.
Necathys: *stabs you with a syringe*
Necathys: It is filled with rainbows, love and roofies!
Sukoda Fox: *dies*
Necathys: Perfect.
Necathys: *throws your body into the Wednesday pile*
Sukoda Fox: *is revived into a freaky, happy chick* don't be afraid, I bring you love!
Sukoda Fox: *crawls out of the pile* I give you peace!
Necathys: I bring free services to the unsuspecting!
Sukoda Fox: *creates rainbows and happy dancing bunnies*
Necathys: Shite. It's the scary hippy love magic!
Necathys: *fends off the hordes with Opeth*
Necathys: Curses! Even the voice of Akerfeldt is not enough to banish them!
Sukoda Fox: Bwehahaha! *brings out happy, singing and dancing penguins*
Necathys: Guh!
Necathys: *spleen begins to dance*
Necathys: Agh! My bile, it leaks with colorsbeyond the visible light spectrum!
Sukoda Fox: Tee hee ^^ *little cheerful children start running around blowing bubbles*
Necathys: Joyous cries! Weaken me! THe fear... evaporates!
Necathys: *mutters something about puritania*
Necathys: It is the human race that eradicates me!
Sukoda Fox: *gives you a lollipop*
Necathys: *vanishes in a puff of hate*
Sukoda Fox: ^_^
Necathys: *but licks the lollipop on the go*
Necathys: 'SWOUNDS! I HATE ORANGE'
Sukoda Fox: lulz
Necathys: *voice over echoes*

Angel of Light

11-01-07, 12:29 PM

[12:56] Raven Adventwings: You should see what happens at my place during a night-time Blackout. ;)
[12:56] ph34r t3h cute ones: oh?
[12:57] Raven Adventwings: Yeah.
[12:58] Raven Adventwings: Very. Very. Resident Evil-esque atmosphere...
[12:58] ph34r t3h cute ones: ghehehe
[12:58] ph34r t3h cute ones: nice
[13:00] ph34r t3h cute ones: it's got to be better than being alone in the dorms for a weekend
[13:00] Raven Adventwings: Whaddaya talkin' about?
[13:00] Raven Adventwings: That's called "Peace and Quiet" Nya~ XD
[13:01] ph34r t3h cute ones: when all of my roommates leave over the weekend... it gets incredibly blring
[13:01] ph34r t3h cute ones: *boring
[13:01] Raven Adventwings: What, and you don't try to do something about it?
[13:02] ph34r t3h cute ones: I can only do so much, though
[13:02] ph34r t3h cute ones: After that, doing the same thing over and over just gets really bland
[13:02] Raven Adventwings: lol
[13:03] Raven Adventwings: Looks like you feel like doing nothing on weekends.
[13:03] ph34r t3h cute ones: well, I try doing things, but all my friends leae on the weekends, too
[13:04] Raven Adventwings: lol
[13:04] Raven Adventwings: You really don't know what to do when you're alone, am I right?
[13:05] ph34r t3h cute ones: eh, something like that
[13:06] Raven Adventwings: Then I shall give you...
[13:06] Raven Adventwings: or rather...
[13:06] Raven Adventwings: I CHALLENGE you to a NaNoWriMo "Word War"!!!
[13:06] ph34r t3h cute ones: o.O
[13:08] ph34r t3h cute ones: how? what do you mean?
[13:08] Raven Adventwings: It's a NaNoWriMo thing, Nya.
[13:08] ph34r t3h cute ones: explain pleen?
[13:08] Raven Adventwings: Basically, you and I duel it out who can write more in a day.

Nirov

11-01-07, 02:11 PM

[14:56] AngelicMalice15: Prick your finger it is done, the moon has now eclipsed the sun.
[14:57] StaticValor: There once was a man from Nantucket
[14:57] AngelicMalice15: I have never actually heard the rest of that, aha
[14:57] StaticValor: ... Haha, it goes like this:
[14:58] StaticValor: There once was a man from Nantucket
[14:58] StaticValor: Whose cock was so long he could suck it
[14:58] StaticValor: He said with a grin
[14:58] StaticValor: Wiping sperm from his chin
[14:58] StaticValor: If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it
[14:58] StaticValor: And now you can see why you never hear the rest of it.
[14:59] AngelicMalice15: Haha
[14:59] AngelicMalice15: Like, what the fuck?
[14:59] StaticValor: I don't know. Those dirty Irish.
[15:00] AngelicMalice15: The many ribald versions of the limerick are the basis for its lasting popularity. Many variations on the theme are possible because of the ease of rhyming Nantucket with some vulgar words. The following variation is among the best known.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,

"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
[15:00] AngelicMalice15: One of the earliest known versions of the Man from Nantucket motif is this rendition from 1924:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
[15:01] AngelicMalice15: Is this porn?
[15:01] StaticValor: Haha.
[15:01] StaticValor: That one is lame.
[15:01] AngelicMalice15: It
[15:01] AngelicMalice15: 's from 1924!

---Followed by---

[15:04] AngelicMalice15: I once new a woman from china.
[15:05] StaticValor: I bet that rhymes with vagina.
[15:05] AngelicMalice15: Well..no. It wasn't a peom.
[15:05] AngelicMalice15: poem*
[15:05] AngelicMalice15: Her name was ling.
[15:05] AngelicMalice15: Her husband beat her.
[15:06] StaticValor: That isn't a very good poem.
[15:06] AngelicMalice15: She ended up dying when he smacked her against the floor.
[15:06] AngelicMalice15: He got off.
[15:06] AngelicMalice15: She was pregnant.
[15:08] StaticValor: Haha, I hope you are joking.
[15:08] AngelicMalice15: Why the fuck would I joke about this Adam?
[15:08] AngelicMalice15: You're a sick fuck.
[15:08] *** "StaticValor" signed off at Thu Nov 01 15:08:22 2007.
[15:08] *** "StaticValor" signed on at Thu Nov 01 15:08:25 2007.
[15:08] AngelicMalice15: Yeah
[15:08] AngelicMalice15: I'm joking

---Followed shortly by---

[15:09] StaticValor: When I was little, my salad was eaten by a dog.
[15:09] AngelicMalice15: That poem sucks worse.
[15:10] StaticValor: Also, my salad was actually my childhood friend.
[15:10] StaticValor: And the dog raped her.
[15:10] AngelicMalice15: Why were you eating your friend?
[15:10] StaticValor: We were experimenting.

Moonlit Raven

11-03-07, 04:50 PM

nekobooi (3:40:26 PM): "That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
MlRaven69 (3:41:17 PM): O.o
MlRaven69 (3:41:21 PM): roflmao!
nekobooi (3:41:43 PM): If your comp is strong
nekobooi (3:42:00 PM): OR you have the ex bawks tree six teh
MlRaven69 (3:41:50 PM): O.O
MlRaven69 (3:41:58 PM): nope
nekobooi (3:42:08 PM): BUY THE ORANGE BOX
MlRaven69 (3:42:22 PM): I'm not buying a 360 for another year. or until they get the damned bugs fixed!
nekobooi (3:42:51 PM): Very understandable
nekobooi (3:43:03 PM): I might get one for The Baby jesus birfday
nekobooi (3:43:13 PM): The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
MlRaven69 (3:43:07 PM): lol!
nekobooi (3:43:25 PM): Portal
nekobooi (3:43:28 PM): You want it
MlRaven69 (3:44:07 PM): I'll save my cookies and buy a ps3 first. at least it won't over heat and die like the 360 but I have to get the better version so it won't eat discs from the ps2
MlRaven69 (3:44:16 PM): gotta love glitches
nekobooi (3:44:34 PM): yeah
nekobooi (3:44:48 PM): But PS3 only has one or two worthwhile games for it
MlRaven69 (3:44:40 PM): have heard anything about the Wii since they added a strap to the controller
nekobooi (3:44:55 PM): Ratchet and Clank
nekobooi (3:45:05 PM): Wii has a couple good ones
nekobooi (3:45:09 PM): and Brawl in February
MlRaven69 (3:45:00 PM): give it time young grasshopper
nekobooi (3:45:17 PM): Wii a cheap little whore
MlRaven69 (3:45:10 PM): good ones will come out
MlRaven69 (3:45:13 PM): rofl
MlRaven69 (3:45:30 PM): what? she'll lift her skirt and flash her goodies for a twenty?
nekobooi (3:45:54 PM): Well, look at it this way
nekobooi (3:46:12 PM): Wii is the "girl next door" whore who's fun and cheap and you'll want to take home to mom
nekobooi (3:46:35 PM): 360 is an all american whore whose strong and really into the whole internet thing, and into a lot of stuff
MlRaven69 (3:46:25 PM): but any mom worth her pasta will know a whore from a good girl
nekobooi (3:47:05 PM): And PS3 is the really expensive whore who might not be able to best her pretty looks, but DAMN if she isn't hot
nekobooi (3:47:13 PM): Wii straddles the line though
MlRaven69 (3:47:12 PM): I love you ^_^
nekobooi (3:47:32 PM): awww

Elijah_Morendale

11-05-07, 10:17 PM

Midvalley20 (11:14:31 PM): i have an official order from management saying that i cant tal kto any of the new employees at wal-mart until christmas is over with because i might scare them off
Soul of Sadness3 (11:15:29 PM): LMAO!
Midvalley20 (11:15:39 PM):
Soul of Sadness3 (11:15:45 PM): high five..
Midvalley20 (11:15:53 PM): high five

Serilliant

11-05-07, 10:42 PM

Dude: Plus, there's about 2/3 too little cock in that picture.
Me: There is an unseemly lack of cock
Dude: I love that you just accused a LACK of cock of being unseemly.
Me: Well
Me: It derives from conversations I once had with Ansel Adams
Me: I told him his photos were good, but were missing some cock
Dude: And how did Mr. Adams take that?
Me: You'll notice in his bokeh in his later works, a very phallic contribution
Me: That contribution, I'm proud to say, was mine
Me: You heard it hear first: I was Adam's dick model

Later...

Dude: Man, asians are crazy.
Me: The Chinese people are absolutely bat shit insane, I've decided
Dude: And make terrible dick models.
Me: Very true. Ansel originally used a young Thai boy as his dick model
Dude: Result?
Me: I remember his words clearly, "te vous te pene petit"
Me: French for, "Dear Lord, that's a tiny cock"
Me: Why he said it in French, I'm not sure
Dude: It's not often one can combine two ethnic stereotypes into a bit so based in faux-intellectual conversation
Me: That's my niche
Me: That's pronounced "fox-intelletual", by the way
Me: Because I'm intellectual. Like a fox.
Dude: More like a Fox viewer.
Me: Touche
Me: Your wit cuts at my heart, sir, and for that, I congratulate you
Me: Tis nary a soul with such capacity

This, friends, is the result of two law students who have read too much from their casebooks that evening. Don't let it happen to you.

Cyrus the virus

11-06-07, 12:34 AM

"te vous te pene petit"
Me: French for, "Dear Lord, that's a tiny cock"

You were wrong about something, anglophone >=(

Witchblade

11-06-07, 04:28 AM

Witchy -
you're still awake? o.O
Dan -
Yes
Dan -
I can't sleep
Dan -
Or I'll get cancer.
Witchy -
says who? sleep is really good for you.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
l Gore told me it after I smoked all of that crack...yesterday at 11PM. I also have to keep a calendar.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
>.>
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
If I don't keep the calendar the Aztecs will get me.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
the aztecs died out a couple thousand years ago.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Their SKELETONS.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
*smacks you*
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Al Gore also told me to shave everything except my mustache.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
o.O
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
I really think you need to get that sleep.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
He told me to put peanut butter in it, so I did it, I'm gonna be president, oh yes I am, and the aztecs can't kill the president, huh?
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
*pets* you keep thinking that. ^^
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Hey I got an email earlier telling me the devil wants to eat my bones.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b72/i_heart_roisin_dubh/IllBeReady2.jpg
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
lol, that's awesome
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
They took my medicine
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
They did.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
It's gone, and they laugh at me and I'm full of the black.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
I need it opr Satan will come and eat my bones.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Because I'm going to hell. I KNOW it. Al Gore also did a tarot reading and it said so.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
If you say so.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Now if I drink this pot of hot coffee I can come back home.
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
Make sure to cool it down with some milk.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
FUCK IT'S HOT
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
OH GOD MY MOUTH
Witchy - Intoxication by wine says:
>.> men...
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
WHY AM I NOT FUCKING SLEEP AND WHAT SMELLS LIKE BURNT CRACK?!
Witchy - 'And then, when he was done! I got militaried in the face' says:
that'sa very good question.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Oh. What are you doing awake?
Witchy - 'And then, when he was done! I got militaried in the face' says:
I have to work, remember?
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Oh, that was an awesome fart.
Witchy - 'And then, when he was done! I got militaried in the face' says:
thanks for sharing.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
Oh my god, it feels like a dragon is in my stomach. My gas is horrible and I feel like I'm dying of the plague.
Witchy - 'And then, when he was done! I got militaried in the face' says:
well, that was your own stupidity.
I used to have a heart worth a billion bucks, Now it's shitty, shoddy cheap says:
What the hell did I do?
Witchy - 'And then, when he was done! I got militaried in the face' says:
Hmm, mumbled a lot of stuff about Al Gore and the Aztecs and how much crack you smoked, then drank a pot of hot soffee.

Elijah_Morendale

11-06-07, 06:20 PM

Midvalley20 (7:08:25 PM): also, me carrying around my copy of the iliad and the odyssey frightens ppl
Oberst Christoph (7:09:25 PM): o.0
Oberst Christoph (7:09:27 PM): Why?
Oberst Christoph (7:09:36 PM): How else are you going to pick up smart women?
Oberst Christoph (7:09:41 PM): ...or men, if that's your thing.
Midvalley20 (7:09:51 PM): no, im not into men
Midvalley20 (7:09:55 PM): another story on that in a minute
Oberst Christoph (7:10:00 PM): hahaha
Midvalley20 (7:10:20 PM): but associates are weirded out that i would read those epics on my own free will, or they think it's a bible
Midvalley20 (7:10:30 PM): cuss'mers are afraid that im going to beat them upside the head with it
Oberst Christoph (7:10:53 PM): hahahaha
Midvalley20 (7:11:03 PM): which i wouldn't rule out, of course
Oberst Christoph (7:11:22 PM): heehee
Midvalley20 (7:11:33 PM): especially because it's a +4 hardcover edition
Midvalley20 (7:11:54 PM): it adds 10 to my strength, with a 15% chance of stun
Oberst Christoph (7:12:36 PM): boo yeah
Midvalley20 (7:14:40 PM): story number 3
Midvalley20 (7:14:46 PM): one of the photo girls thought i was gay
Oberst Christoph (7:15:27 PM): hahaha
Midvalley20 (7:15:44 PM): i asked alexa how i should break it to her that i wasnt gay
Midvalley20 (7:15:55 PM): alexa told me to kiss one of the girls i work with
Midvalley20 (7:16:12 PM): i looked at jen and said, "she's out of my age group"
Midvalley20 (7:16:39 PM): alexa said some stuff, and i said "your mom is old too, but you dont see me rushing to stick my tounge down her throat"
Oberst Christoph (7:17:06 PM): -_-* ...
Midvalley20 (7:17:23 PM): but i went to the photo center
Midvalley20 (7:17:58 PM): put my arm around sandy's shoulders and said, "i dont know if this is going to shatter every perception you have about me and possibly compromise our friendship, but i have to break it to you that im not gay: i like pussy, not penis"
Oberst Christoph (7:18:17 PM): *snickers*
Midvalley20 (7:18:28 PM): sandy looked at genny and screamed "you fuckin' told him, didn't you?!"
Oberst Christoph (7:18:53 PM): hahaha
Oberst Christoph (7:18:59 PM): Oh, mind if I bunny Elijah?
Midvalley20 (7:19:02 PM): go ahead
Oberst Christoph (7:19:06 PM): Okay.
Oberst Christoph (7:19:18 PM): "Elijah stops to masturbate during the battle."
Oberst Christoph (7:19:24 PM): bwehehehehe
Midvalley20 (7:19:23 PM): >.<
Oberst Christoph (7:19:28 PM): XD
Midvalley20 (7:19:30 PM): maybe if he got that hug like he wanted
Oberst Christoph (7:19:38 PM): *sniggers*
Oberst Christoph (7:19:48 PM): That needs to go in the AIM convo thread.
Midvalley20 (7:19:49 PM): im on it
Oberst Christoph (7:20:21 PM): Might as well stick the entire thing in, at that rate.
Midvalley20 (7:20:28 PM): including my stories/
Oberst Christoph (7:20:33 PM): Like I stuck the entire thing in your mom. >.>
Midvalley20 (7:20:35 PM): oh snap!

Cyrus the virus

11-07-07, 02:29 AM

Dan, shave now or never be touched by a woman.

Slayer of the Rot

11-07-07, 01:02 PM

Dan, shave now or never be touched by a woman.

Never! I've grown fond of this stupid facial hair...

Besides, I don't put out. To anyone.

Cyrus the virus

11-07-07, 06:55 PM

Dickrash is that bad, huh?

Lasair Anubail

11-07-07, 07:02 PM

Sukoda Fox: Since when am I Manda?
AngelicMalice15: Uh.
AngelicMalice15: Since tofay
AngelicMalice15: Manda
Sukoda Fox: *smacks you*
AngelicMalice15: I forgot your other name
AngelicMalice15: But it sounds like manda
Sukoda Fox: Megan? o.O
Sukoda Fox: The only similarity is the m!
AngelicMalice15: There's an a and an n
Sukoda Fox: and they're pronounced nothing alike.
AngelicMalice15: Shh
AngelicMalice15: Don't tire yourself out on such petty things
Sukoda Fox: You forgot my name and then confused me for Manda!
AngelicMalice15: But...but - I...Uh - I like Manda! Take it as a compliment.
Sukoda Fox: What, and you don't like me?
AngelicMalice15: I never said that! You've consumed too much alcohol tonight.
Sukoda Fox: I haven't had anything to drink tonight.
AngelicMalice15: You've consumed too little!
AngelicMalice15: You need it for your circuits to function!
Sukoda Fox: No I don't, that's Dan's job.

Seth_Rahl

11-07-07, 09:47 PM

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. And I agree. Thou hath consumed too little.

Witchblade

11-08-07, 08:21 AM

Ha ha!

That won't be my problem at the end of today! ^^

Slayer of the Rot

11-08-07, 06:42 PM

Ha ha!

That won't be my problem at the end of today! ^^

Drunk.

Cyrus the virus

11-08-07, 10:14 PM

You guys are pussy drunks, seriously.

Lucien

11-10-07, 09:06 AM

On Facebook Baby Applications:

[09:44] AngelicMalice15: Lover!
[09:44] Friend: hey babe!!
[09:44] AngelicMalice15: We made a babeh
[09:44] Friend: I know!! It's a girl! >_<
[09:45] Friend: shes going to be the best lesbian in the world!!!
[09:45] AngelicMalice15: She's a communist too!
[09:45] Friend: >_<!!!!
[09:45] AngelicMalice15: And a naruto fan
[09:45] Friend: yup
[09:45] AngelicMalice15: So, really, she takes after you
[09:47] AngelicMalice15: Why'd you name one kid winky?
[09:48] Friend: because thats her name
[09:49] Friend: theres Winky and Kimmy and Rosie
[09:49] AngelicMalice15: Stp being pregnant.
[09:49] AngelicMalice15: stop*
[09:49] Friend: psh!
[09:49] Friend: this is NOTHING!!!
[09:50] AngelicMalice15: My Darkhatred Ravenfeather is cuter.
[09:50] Friend: no!
[09:50] Friend: *goes to look*
[09:52] Friend: your right he is very cute
[09:52] Friend: but he is not cuter than my Winky
[09:52] AngelicMalice15: He votes republican and still manages to be cute
[09:52] AngelicMalice15: < Winky
[09:52] AngelicMalice15: Wait
[09:52] AngelicMalice15: > Winku
[09:52] AngelicMalice15: Damnit
[09:52] Friend: NO!
[09:52] Friend: Winky is smarter than him
[09:52] Friend: she is going to be thre president
[09:53] AngelicMalice15: Of the woman's homosexual hiking organization
[09:53] Friend: of the WORLD!
[09:53] Friend: and Kimmy is going to be her evil vice-chancelor
[09:56] AngelicMalice15: Hahaha
[09:57] AngelicMalice15: A woman president
[09:57] AngelicMalice15: Yeah, right.
[09:57] Friend: my children think you are a douche
[09:57] AngelicMalice15: My child wants to eat your uterus
[09:58] Friend: your child doesn't know what a uterus is.
[09:58] AngelicMalice15: He knows it tastes good
[10:00] AngelicMalice15: And the blood of your children can wash it down.

Christoph

11-10-07, 03:59 PM

Midvalley20 (4:09:11 PM): hey i had a skit idea today that might turn into quite possibly the sickest thing we'll ever do
Oberst Christoph (4:09:22 PM): o.0
Oberst Christoph (4:09:27 PM): You have my attention.
Midvalley20 (4:09:53 PM): here's the opening line; imagine Michelle doing it in a perky voice: "Hi, welcome to McCannibal's, may I take your order?"
Oberst Christoph (4:10:02 PM): hahahaha!
Oberst Christoph (4:10:20 PM): Ooooh dear.
Midvalley20 (4:10:32 PM): and obviously there will be a baby eating joke
Oberst Christoph (4:10:57 PM): heehee...
Midvalley20 (4:11:03 PM): "i'd like two kids meals, please."
"and how would you like your newborns?"
"deep fried, please."
Oberst Christoph (4:11:13 PM): *snickers*
Oberst Christoph (4:11:38 PM): "Hold the eyes on one, though. My wife's a little squeamish."
Midvalley20 (4:13:07 PM): "can i also have a dr. pepper?"
"sorry, fresh out of dr. pepper. but we do have some dr. davis, dr. morgan, and dr. broklovski"
"Hmm... what kind of doctor was that last one?"
"Neurosurgeon."
"fortified with intelligence! I'll take a large cup of that."
Oberst Christoph (4:15:10 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:15:17 PM): you get the picture
Oberst Christoph (4:15:22 PM): Bwahahaha!
Oberst Christoph (4:15:32 PM): James and Timothy should be there. >.>
Midvalley20 (4:15:55 PM): oh and the toys include skulls with Shakespearian quotes etched in the backside
Oberst Christoph (4:16:08 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:16:28 PM): and ping-pong sets made from hands and eyeballs
Oberst Christoph (4:16:50 PM): *chuckles*
Midvalley20 (4:17:10 PM): i had a couple more, but i left the notebook in my car
Oberst Christoph (4:17:17 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:27:03 PM): I like this idea...
Midvalley20 (4:27:15 PM): ^_^
Midvalley20 (4:27:23 PM): there's so many places we could go with this
Oberst Christoph (4:27:28 PM): Yeah.
Midvalley20 (4:27:36 PM): jock burgers hold the athlete's foot
Oberst Christoph (4:27:42 PM): Hahaha
Midvalley20 (4:27:44 PM): 8 piece emo tenders
Oberst Christoph (4:27:51 PM): Vegitarian burgers.
Oberst Christoph (4:27:54 PM): *grins*
Oberst Christoph (4:28:09 PM): "Do you guys have any of those... vegitarian burgers?"
Midvalley20 (4:28:31 PM): i was thinking that
Midvalley20 (4:28:47 PM): for the third bit
Midvalley20 (4:29:04 PM): the girl behind the mic can't comprehend veggie burgers; she thinks they're burgers made from vegetarians
Oberst Christoph (4:29:31 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:30:15 PM): "I'll take one of those 'Big texas burgers.'"
"You mean the "Big Texan" burger?"
"Yeah, that one. I want extra cowboy hat."
Midvalley20 (4:30:34 PM): hahah
Midvalley20 (4:31:25 PM): hold on i need to grab my notebook
Midvalley20 (4:32:54 PM): okback
Oberst Christoph (4:32:57 PM): Yay! It's notebook worthy!
Oberst Christoph (4:33:01 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:33:16 PM): oh here's the second toy
Midvalley20 (4:33:44 PM): little plastic dohickeys based on our mascot: Umango the Stereotypical Jungle Savage, complete with removable tribal mask and spear
Midvalley20 (4:36:04 PM): and then theres this line: "The lemonade is a lie. I would never drink anything colored yellow here."
Oberst Christoph (4:36:37 PM): Umango... that's golden.
Oberst Christoph (4:38:45 PM): He needs a human-tooth necklace.
Midvalley20 (4:39:10 PM): done and done
Midvalley20 (4:39:47 PM): no
Midvalley20 (4:39:48 PM): instead
Midvalley20 (4:40:04 PM): one of the toys is a necklace made of human teeth with umango's head for the center bead
Oberst Christoph (4:40:56 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:41:26 PM): all meals are served with a side of Frenchman fries
Oberst Christoph (4:41:34 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:41:46 PM): Or Freedomfighter fries.
Oberst Christoph (4:41:50 PM): XD
Midvalley20 (4:42:11 PM): the emo tenders are served with extra sides of angst
Oberst Christoph (4:42:24 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (4:42:49 PM): Ceasar salad.
Oberst Christoph (4:43:03 PM): And instead of a Garden salad... Gardener Salad.
Midvalley20 (4:43:15 PM): Julius or Octavius?
Oberst Christoph (4:43:25 PM): We make it to order.
Oberst Christoph (4:43:31 PM): ^_^
Midvalley20 (4:43:35 PM): lmao
Midvalley20 (4:43:42 PM): oh man the sound effects for this will be FUN
Oberst Christoph (4:44:03 PM): "I'll take the Ceasar salad."
"Julius or Octavius?"
Midvalley20 (4:44:25 PM): "julis caesar salads have a bit more iron in them"
Oberst Christoph (4:44:41 PM): "What type of dressing?"
"Hmm... I'll take the Rancher dressing."
Midvalley20 (4:44:53 PM): Ranch Gardener dressing
Oberst Christoph (4:44:57 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:45:10 PM): blue cheesehead dressing
Oberst Christoph (4:45:12 PM): Italian dressing. Lol.
Midvalley20 (4:45:31 PM): lol... italian, ranch gardener, or blue cheesehead
Midvalley20 (4:45:38 PM): DECISIONS. SERIOUS BUSINESS
Oberst Christoph (4:46:36 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (4:47:09 PM): totally just had to change my myspace name at that one
Oberst Christoph (4:47:13 PM): "How about some O-Rings?"
"Oh, we're out of Opra Rings."
Midvalley20 (4:47:23 PM): Notebookface - CANNIBALISM. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Midvalley20 (4:48:05 PM): ahhh, to think i have to eat supper soon...
Oberst Christoph (4:48:31 PM): All this talk of cannibalism is making me hungry.
Midvalley20 (4:48:36 PM): lmao
Midvalley20 (4:48:45 PM): im almost tempted to post this in that althanas thread
Oberst Christoph (4:49:20 PM): hahaha
Oberst Christoph (4:50:08 PM): do it
Midvalley20 (4:50:25 PM): i posted the last one... you can have the honors this time

Witchblade

11-11-07, 05:45 PM

No, not a drunk, Dan. I'm an Alcoholic, there's a difference. ^^

AngelicMalice15: http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2005-12-15
AngelicMalice15: http://www.duelinganalogs.com/?date=2006-01-12
Sukoda Fox: lmao
AngelicMalice15: Duh duh duh duh da da nah!
Sukoda Fox: that was awesome
AngelicMalice15: That would be great
AngelicMalice15: But then everyone would know you had sex
Sukoda Fox: true enough
AngelicMalice15: Imagine Manda's house?
AngelicMalice15: "MANDA, STOP LEVELING UP ALREADY. IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING!"
Sukoda Fox: lmao!!!

Zook Murnig

11-12-07, 04:41 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (5:27:55 PM): Power Word spells take up multiple pages.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:27:57 PM): Why?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:28:02 PM): Each page is a syllable.
nekobooi (5:28:03 PM): One sec
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:28:20 PM): Or it's just a really freakin' long word.
nekobooi (5:28:41 PM): http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0306.html
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:29:02 PM): I know, I read OotS.
nekobooi (5:29:19 PM): I think it was the 350 gold he spent that really got me laughing though
nekobooi (5:29:44 PM): If you go by Pratchett's ideas though, I can see why
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:29:58 PM): The word?
nekobooi (5:30:06 PM): yeah
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:30:45 PM): Alcibo-aklsdkj'kkjdshqldkammachanmbop'klak-dclokolashdmcuweijwneunbgsnewbiesarefuckingidiotsa ndshouldb-eshot.
nekobooi (5:31:12 PM): hehehehe
nekobooi (5:31:24 PM): You got about *thinks*
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:31:28 PM): It'shardtotypewithoutusingthespacebar.
nekobooi (5:31:40 PM): Muscle reflexes
nekobooi (5:31:53 PM): And there's about 6900 characters per page
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:31:57 PM): Damnstraightmotherfuckerassraper.
nekobooi (5:32:31 PM): heh
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:32:34 PM): The rest is instructions on how not to lose your tongue by necrosis when casting the spell.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:32:48 PM): I mean...
nekobooi (5:32:52 PM): Idon'tthinkIcoulddothisforverylongMythumbsarebegin ingtotwitch
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:33:05 PM): Therestisinstructionsonhownottoloseyourtonguebynec rosiswhencastingthespell.
nekobooi (5:33:15 PM): hehehehe
nekobooi (5:33:41 PM): That, or the spell REALLY likes some privicy when it does the word equivelent of masterbating
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:33:56 PM): I&O.
nekobooi (5:33:58 PM): Brings a whole new term to "Erotic Book"
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:21 PM): B&F.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:27 PM): Q.
nekobooi (5:35:34 PM): Err
nekobooi (5:35:40 PM): You're losing me!
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:35:52 PM): I and O can have sex.
nekobooi (5:36:03 PM): Yes
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:36:04 PM): B and F can have sex twice at once.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:36:10 PM): Q is masturbating.
nekobooi (5:36:17 PM): C&I is oral
nekobooi (5:36:28 PM): F&W
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:36:44 PM): How is C and I oral?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:37:01 PM): F is jealous of E, however.
nekobooi (5:37:02 PM): C is a mouth, and takes part I
nekobooi (5:37:11 PM): EVERYONE is jealous of E
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:37:29 PM): But EVERYONE has more dicks than E does...
nekobooi (5:37:46 PM): How so?
nekobooi (5:37:51 PM): I thought E has 3
nekobooi (5:37:54 PM): had*
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:37:55 PM): EVERYONE is an orgy.
nekobooi (5:38:11 PM): All too true
nekobooi (5:38:59 PM): I&Y&O is a threesome
nekobooi (5:39:10 PM): So is I&P&O
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:39:53 PM): O,D,Q,Y is a foursome with Q rubbing its clit as well.

More "wordplay."

SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:24 PM): Only use the lowercase letters in pedophilia.
nekobooi (5:42:26 PM): But they make do with each other, and with N's son n
nekobooi (5:42:32 PM): yeah
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:57 PM): l is just as good as I, except it's illegal.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:43:23 PM): I posted all this in the Random IM thread.
nekobooi (5:43:30 PM): Bwahahahahahaha
nekobooi (5:43:33 PM): GASP!
nekobooi (5:43:34 PM): A
nekobooi (5:43:42 PM): A is a transvestite?
nekobooi (5:43:47 PM): would you say?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:44:03 PM): A is a female with a diaphragm.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:44:55 PM): I can't do much there, but i can when A stoops to pedophilia.
nekobooi (5:45:03 PM): D is an old slut compared to O though
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:20 PM): Half deflated?
nekobooi (5:45:32 PM): Yeah, but still enough to seem alright
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:46 PM): If you're into that kind of thing.
nekobooi (5:45:52 PM): Periods and commas are sex toys
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:11 PM): S is just...freaky.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:18 PM): Z is painful.
nekobooi (5:46:19 PM): Don't go near S
nekobooi (5:46:25 PM): or its kid
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:37 PM): X is a hermaphroditic whore.
nekobooi (5:46:42 PM): X isn't that good, but might apply to S&M
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:56 PM): I mean, XXX?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:58 PM): Come on!
nekobooi (5:47:16 PM): Hahaha, U is like C, but a guy
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:47:33 PM): Cory likes U and I.
nekobooi (5:47:41 PM): Where I got it from
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:47:43 PM): And P and I.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:47:55 PM): Cause P and I is buttsex for guys.
nekobooi (5:47:57 PM): J is just...
nekobooi (5:48:06 PM): there
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:48:08 PM): J is like me, curved for her pleasure.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:48:15 PM): TMI?
nekobooi (5:48:30 PM): T is also a guy letter
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:48:42 PM): But he can only get it so far in.
nekobooi (5:48:48 PM): K is, with a little imagination, a foxy lady
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:04 PM): She's got the "curves."
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:15 PM): If you write her in cursive, that is.
nekobooi (5:49:34 PM): so JK can mean really hot porn
nekobooi (5:49:38 PM): or regular sex
nekobooi (5:50:08 PM): G is a girl getting ready.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:50:38 PM): T likes it when his balls slap against his lady-letter's ass.
nekobooi (5:52:05 PM): V is just there for the sex though
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:52:14 PM): B takes it in any hole it'll go in.

Zook Murnig

11-14-07, 05:32 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (5:31:45 PM): Dood behind me is watching TMNT with Hebrew subtitles.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:31:51 PM): 'Tis awesome.
nekobooi (5:33:44 PM): That is one of the greatest ways ever to help learn a new language
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:03 PM): Watching a movie with the language in subtitles?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:16 PM): Except the subtitles make no sense if they're in an alphabet you don't understand.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:25 PM): I recognize most of the Hebrew letters, though.
nekobooi (5:34:39 PM): Details. It's more rosetta stone like then
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:34:57 PM): No, this guy is probably an Israeli studying in the US.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:36:33 PM): I think I have an exam in an hour and a half.
nekobooi (5:36:41 PM): That might be a good thing to check
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:36:58 PM): Meh.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:37:06 PM): Either way, I didn't study, like always.
nekobooi (5:38:03 PM): Heh, that always helps
nekobooi (5:38:06 PM): What's the class?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:38:15 PM): Sociology.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:38:20 PM): 101.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:38:43 PM): I took it a year ago, but failed because I missed the first exam entirely.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:39:11 PM): So, I've been attending class regularly, and making sure there isn't an exam when I skip class.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:39:56 PM): After I realized I'd missed the first exam last year, I popped in at every class for about five minutes, leaving as soon as I knew it wasn't an exam.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:40:05 PM): But the professor this time is cool.
nekobooi (5:40:09 PM): hehe
nekobooi (5:40:12 PM): Very awesome
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:40:14 PM): He engages the class, and calls me "The Druid."
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:40:32 PM): And he recognizes me out of the 200 students in the class.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:41:10 PM): Mostly because I'm the one shouting random shit when he gives the cue for someone to do so.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:41:26 PM): Only one other person gets that kind of recognition in his class.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:41:31 PM): "The Pastafarian."
nekobooi (5:42:02 PM): KoL
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:09 PM): Apply at VCU.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:15 PM): What's your GPA?
nekobooi (5:42:30 PM): No idea actually
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:33 PM): As long as you've got at least a 2.5 or so, you'll get in.
nekobooi (5:42:36 PM): Mid B range
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:42:42 PM): Yeah, that's 3.0.
nekobooi (5:42:47 PM): Wooo
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:43:06 PM): You'll get in no problem, and that'll be more Althanians in Central Virginia.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:43:24 PM): You'll be able to hang out with me, Ithermoss, Karuka, and Manda.
nekobooi (5:44:03 PM): Hahaha, and yet it sadly doesn't have the major I want
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:44:10 PM): What major?
nekobooi (5:44:16 PM): Industrial Design
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:44:21 PM): Engineering.
nekobooi (5:44:26 PM): Close
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:44:29 PM): We have a whole school of Engineering.
nekobooi (5:44:51 PM): Industrial Design is the bastard child of Fine Arts and Engineering
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:06 PM): We also have a good art school.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:17 PM): You could get by with a major/minor combo.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:20 PM): Or a double major.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:32 PM): Plus, our football team is undefeated.
nekobooi (5:45:46 PM): Hahahaha, and that's always important to a 135 pound kid
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:45:57 PM): Nigh invincible.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:01 PM): Nay, truly invincible.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:46:09 PM): For, what does not exist cannot be harmed.
nekobooi (5:47:55 PM): True, but I sadly have just enough existence to be harmed still
nekobooi (5:48:03 PM): Couple weeks of eating Ramen and I'll be good though
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:03 PM): Still, double major or major/minor.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:12 PM): It'll work just fine. I think.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:24 PM): And it'll show creativity.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:49:52 PM): We also have a Make Your Own Major program.
nekobooi (5:50:01 PM): True as well. Currently though I'm looking closer in the Northeast
nekobooi (5:50:17 PM): I think the farthest away is Svanah Georgia or so
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:50:22 PM): Virginia is the most northern southeastern state.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:51:10 PM): Just face it, you're going to be talked into going here, no matter what.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:51:16 PM): :-P
nekobooi (5:51:53 PM): Bwahaha, my stubberness can outlast you
nekobooi (5:51:56 PM): Also
nekobooi (5:52:05 PM): most northern southeastern state
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:52:10 PM): And we have REAL LIVE HOBOS.
nekobooi (5:52:22 PM): Yay Hobobs!
nekobooi (5:52:30 PM): Do they have bindles?
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:52:35 PM): YES.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:52:40 PM): Some of them do.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:52:50 PM): Some of them sleep in the catholic church.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:53:20 PM): And we have hot chicks everywhere.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:53:41 PM): And if you're not into that, I'm sure some of the doods are hot, too, but I'm not looking at them.
nekobooi (5:54:42 PM): Yes, but Boston I shall stay for that. There is a certain chain Boston that makes itself known fairly quickly
nekobooi (5:55:30 PM): That being the average breast size I think is around Large C cup or so
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:55:44 PM): So, that's average in the US.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:55:56 PM): Go anywhere and the average breast size is C cup.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:56:09 PM): Americans have selected for larger breasts.
nekobooi (5:57:54 PM): True, there's that. But there's something gratifying about seeing a girl take out a coat and then realizing she as 32D breasts.
nekobooi (5:58:16 PM): Which Boston winter would give
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:58:25 PM): There's a point at which they're too big.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:58:33 PM): And a Virginian winter would give the same thing.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:58:49 PM): And that point is when it's disproportionate.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:59:01 PM): Proportional bodies are attractive.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:59:38 PM): The waist should be 2/3 the size of the bust and hips.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:59:52 PM): That is peak attractiveness in most cultures.
SuperSonicMatt1 (5:59:57 PM): Learned that in Anatomy class.
nekobooi (6:00:04 PM): I think so. Give or take anyway
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:00:16 PM): 36-24-36.
nekobooi (6:00:21 PM): Monroe
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:00:36 PM): 32-22-32.
nekobooi (6:00:47 PM): Yep
nekobooi (6:01:12 PM): Either way, arguing one or or another, I don't think I'm going to go to VCU
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:01:18 PM): The crunch comes in when the breasts are so large that it throws off the top part of the equation.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:01:37 PM): What about VUU.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:01:41 PM): Virginia Union University.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:02:01 PM): It's a black college, so tits and ass are required for any female student.
nekobooi (6:02:34 PM): Hahaha. Though, there's a very special charm ascosiated with colleges like RIT and WIT
nekobooi (6:02:55 PM): And that being an almost required enjoyment of the Nerdier side of life for both sexes
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:04:07 PM): We have plenty of bookstores in Richmond.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:04:33 PM): And cheaper cigarettes, if you smoke. I don't, and I wouldn't want to hang around you if you did, but still.
nekobooi (6:05:18 PM): I don't, and Boston I prefer to many other cities. Especilally if I say, lived in the middle and was about 20 minutes from everwhere
nekobooi (6:05:40 PM): That, and I found out RIT has nigh every RPG book ever published
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:05:50 PM): VCU is in the heart of Richmond.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:05:58 PM): As is VUU.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:06:10 PM): Randolph Macon is a good school, too.
nekobooi (6:07:15 PM): Is Richmond a sports Mecca?
nekobooi (6:07:26 PM): Richmond*
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:07:40 PM): Aye. Richmond Spiders, Richmond Braves, Richmond Renegades.
nekobooi (6:07:42 PM): wait, I just spelled it the same and right
nekobooi (6:07:59 PM): Boston Red Sox, Revolution, Canons, and Patriots
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:08:07 PM): I think the only team we don't have is football.
nekobooi (6:08:11 PM): and possibly Celtics
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:08:12 PM): But we also have the Richmond Kickers.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:08:33 PM): Not to mention the VCU Rams basketball team.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:08:38 PM): We're really good.
nekobooi (6:09:00 PM): I'll give you VCU and VUU and just about every other school is better then the ones I'm applying to
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:09:15 PM): Then go to VCU!
nekobooi (6:09:26 PM): Though that's only in Sports
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:10:26 PM): We also have historical landmarks all over campus.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:10:34 PM): Like the Sacred Heart Cathedral.
nekobooi (6:10:41 PM): Trinity Church
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:10:44 PM): The Acca Temple, now the Landmark Theatre.
nekobooi (6:10:53 PM): HArvard Square
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:10:58 PM): Monroe Park.
nekobooi (6:10:58 PM): Bunker Hill
nekobooi (6:11:13 PM): Don't pull historical landmarks against Boston
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:11:24 PM): Various Civil War sites.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:11:31 PM): Battlefields and otherwise.
nekobooi (6:11:34 PM): Revolution Sites
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:11:45 PM): Revolution sites within driving distance.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:12:03 PM): And Mechanicsville is a good place to raise the kiddies.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:12:22 PM): And, ironically, a good place to get sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
nekobooi (6:12:27 PM): The Boston Opera House, National Historic Park and Aquarium
nekobooi (6:12:53 PM): yay wikipedia
nekobooi (6:12:54 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sites_of_interest_in_Boston%2C_Massachusetts
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:01 PM): The Science Museum of Virginia.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:05 PM): The Virginia
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:13 PM): *The Virginia Fine Arts Museum.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:23 PM): The Arthur Ashe Center.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:33 PM): Arthur freakin' Ashe.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:13:41 PM): Monument Avenue.
nekobooi (6:13:45 PM): Samual Adams Brewery
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:14:09 PM): One of the best hospitals on the eastern seaboard belongs to VCU.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:14:12 PM): MCV.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:14:20 PM): Medical College of Virginia.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:14:56 PM): The first ever heart transplant was performed there.
nekobooi (6:15:20 PM): We have the nations first municipal hospital
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:15:45 PM): Hold on, I'm going to play dirty now, like you are.
nekobooi (6:15:57 PM): I haven't even started ^_^
nekobooi (6:16:31 PM): It's just I have the army tanks and Rommel, and you have small arms and Waterloo Napoleon
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:16:47 PM): No, you're using Wikipedia.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:16:50 PM): That's playing dirty.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:16:56 PM): I'm going off of memory alone.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:17:02 PM): Edgar Allen Poe!
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:17:14 PM): Lived and died here, and his museum is here.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:17:44 PM): St. John's Church in Richmond is where the Give me Liberty or Give me Death speech was given.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:17:54 PM): So don't give me that Revolutionary War melarky.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:19:03 PM): Belle's Island, smuggling, gambling, and slave trade outpost.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:19:13 PM): Not to mention it's now haunted.
nekobooi (6:19:33 PM): heh
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:19:40 PM): The Kanawha Canal. First canal system in the US.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:19:58 PM): World's first triple railroad crossing.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:20:48 PM): The Museum of the Confederacy.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:21:01 PM): The Tredegar Iron Works.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:21:21 PM): The John Marshall House.
nekobooi (6:21:38 PM): Yes yes, but there's something here that I should make clear before the fanboy in me wins
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:21:42 PM): Hollywood Cemetery, burial ground of two US Presidents.
nekobooi (6:21:47 PM): Neither of us is oging to win thisarguement
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:22:15 PM): Richmond Ballet. Richmond Symphony. Virginia Opera. Barksdale Theatre.
nekobooi (6:22:45 PM): And we're just going to do a lot of awesome things about both
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:22:53 PM): Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens.
nekobooi (6:22:58 PM): Boston won All America City Award
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:23:14 PM): Big whoop, that's rigged anyway and everyone knows it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:23:21 PM): Besides which, I've never heard of that award.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:23:28 PM): Byrd Park.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:23:30 PM): Maymont.
nekobooi (6:23:33 PM): Lol hypocrisy
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:24:34 PM): Kahal Kadosh Beth Shalom Synagogue.
nekobooi (6:24:44 PM): Now you're stretching
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:25:08 PM): I've just gotten down to the Religion section is all. I'd already mentioned the Episcopal and Catholic churches.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:25:27 PM): Richmond International Airport.
nekobooi (6:25:33 PM): hahahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:26:35 PM): And Richmond has six sister cities. Olsztyn, Poland; Richmond, UK; Saitama, Japan; Uijonbu, South Korea; Windhoek, Namibia; and Zhengzhou, China.
nekobooi (6:26:56 PM): Spiffy
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:27:10 PM): We have a library named after fantasy author James Branch Cabell.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:27:14 PM): I'd wondered who he was...
nekobooi (6:27:53 PM): hahaha
nekobooi (6:27:59 PM): Like an older Neil Gaiman
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:28:12 PM): Elliott Yamin, American Idol contestant, is from Richmond.
nekobooi (6:28:22 PM): Don't start that one
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:29:27 PM): Lewis Temple, an escaped African American slave who invented a new type of harpoon, lived here.
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:29:41 PM): I swear, I did not make that up.
nekobooi (6:29:43 PM): Samuel Wilson was from Boston
nekobooi (6:29:50 PM): Hahahahaha, nice
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:29:59 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Temple
nekobooi (6:30:13 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Wilson
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:30:25 PM): But...he moved to New Bedford Massachusetts...
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:30:29 PM): DAMNIT!!!
nekobooi (6:30:36 PM): =^-^=
nekobooi (6:31:32 PM): But you guys did get Poe
nekobooi (6:32:14 PM): So it's even
SuperSonicMatt1 (6:32:37 PM): Plus, everyone knows the South only pretended to lose the Civil War.

.juice

11-19-07, 01:32 AM

drculazconcubine (1:26:12 AM): well most people are very nice around here but then there are some real meanies who just yell at u when ur rying to ask questions about the community and thats just not cool.
restitutionspork (1:26:19 AM): What do you mean?
drculazconcubine (1:26:28 AM): drculazconcubine (1:19:39 AM): hihi! im sara, .juice from althanas and i saw that u were in the fq and i was just wondering if u knew what was going 2 b going on with the second chapter of it in raiara so that i could kind of decide where i want my starting point to be because i know that i want to be in on it but im kind of trying to figure out what all is going on. lololol! sorry if i bother u w/ noobie questions
Jack Raynes (1:20:23 AM): Fuck you. Who gave you this AIM? Fuck you!
Jack Raynes signed off at 1:20:25 AM.
restitutionspork (1:26:52 AM): Ha, well that's just Godhand. He's grumpy. You should have messaged Artifex or Sighter or someone else. Anyone else, really.
drculazconcubine (1:28:24 AM): but thats not the point of community. community is that osmeone new should be able to talok to people and not have to worry baout the whole world going down their throat just because they were curious and someone seemed to know what was going on. i mean if your going to be really mean you should just write by yourself like books or something and not go to forums.
restitutionspork (1:29:03 AM): You know how in every town there's the old man who scares kids off his lawn and generally just yells at everyone and drinks a lot of vodka and pinches waitresses asses when he does drag his wrinkled ass out to the local diner?
drculazconcubine (1:29:18 AM): yea
restitutionspork (1:30:03 AM): Well, that's Godhand, and if we were to force him to leave on grounds of being generally mean, it just wouldn't be the same. For one, liquor sales would go way down.
drculazconcubine (1:31:05 AM): well still i think it was a little over the top to just yell at me like that when it seemed like that screen name was common knoledge
restitutionspork (1:31:42 AM): Honey, when you enter that screen name into an IM window, it's summoning the Beast. You didn't smell the fire and brimstone when you hit "send"?
drculazconcubine (1:31:54 AM): no cuz that would have turned me on. rofl!

Wizo

11-23-07, 04:06 PM

Creno05051978 (4:22:42 PM): yeah man things will get fun once im doing this graphic novel
Spi209163 (4:23:06 PM): sounds good
Creno05051978 (4:24:09 PM): yeah bro ill let you know once i got my deviantart account upgraded
Creno05051978 (4:24:19 PM): im also posting some work up on elfwood and VCL
Spi209163 (4:25:35 PM): elfwood ? vcl?
Creno05051978 (4:27:00 PM): yeah check both of those sites out, vcl has furry art
Spi209163 (4:27:32 PM): notthing personal the lat tiem I went on a furry site I saw a rat goe inside a deer centar''s pussy.
Creno05051978 (4:27:54 PM): heheheh sounds like fun
Spi209163 (4:28:18 PM): not it's not. I never bumped into so much gay artwork in my life.
Spi209163 (4:28:22 PM): well drawn gay artworl.
Spi209163 (4:28:31 PM): but gay artwork none the less
Creno05051978 (4:31:15 PM): heheheh
Creno05051978 (4:31:21 PM): yeah some of that stuff is really out there
Creno05051978 (4:31:24 PM): i will admit that
Spi209163 (4:31:27 PM): alright
Spi209163 (4:31:49 PM): to be honest I thought 4chan had soem weird stuff
Spi209163 (4:31:51 PM): but no
Spi209163 (4:32:00 PM): but I will give it a look anyway
Creno05051978 (4:32:02 PM): lol
Creno05051978 (4:32:08 PM): i like unique art
Creno05051978 (4:32:14 PM): VCL doesnt have much of the weird shit
Creno05051978 (4:32:17 PM): its just furry art
Creno05051978 (4:32:31 PM): though a few artists do get a bit extreme
Spi209163 (4:32:36 PM): your not helping
Creno05051978 (4:32:45 PM): i know lol
Creno05051978 (4:32:52 PM): i bet youire looking at it right now hahahah
Spi209163 (4:33:03 PM): not yet
Creno05051978 (4:33:20 PM): cool man cool

Witchblade

11-23-07, 05:41 PM

xMedusastouchx: So have a day off today or are you working tonight?
Sukoda Fox: today was my only day off.
Sukoda Fox: until next schedule, which starts on friday.
xMedusastouchx: crao
xMedusastouchx: crap*
Sukoda Fox: yeah...
xMedusastouchx: Gosh thats like no time for anything. Not even sex.... :/
Sukoda Fox: But I had my review yesterday at my projectionist possible, I scored an exceeding mark and I've been recommended for the maximum pay increase. Which is 25% of what I already make.
Sukoda Fox: Virgin! I've never had sex...
xMedusastouchx: lol Well atleast to make anytime for any possible chance of sex lol
xMedusastouchx: Congrats on your review
Sukoda Fox: there's is no possibility of sex without a boyfriend and since I can't seem to get one of them I can't have sex. I've just kind of given up on finding a decent guy.
xMedusastouchx: Our company was so disorganized we never had reviews :/
Sukoda Fox: ahh, I see.
xMedusastouchx: That sucks :/
xMedusastouchx: Go to women?
Sukoda Fox: They're too squishy...
xMedusastouchx: lmao
xMedusastouchx: ROFL
Sukoda Fox: ^^;
Sukoda Fox: It's true!
xMedusastouchx: theres nothing wrong with teh squishyness. Thats if you are a boobs person of course.
xMedusastouchx: lol
Sukoda Fox: lol, yeah well I'm not into the squishy... I like a nice muscly man. :p
xMedusastouchx: lol. Atleast theres someone in this world who does :P
Sukoda Fox: Yeppers! ^^

Rok the Blade

11-24-07, 12:26 AM

I like teh boobiez.

Skie and Avery

11-24-07, 04:53 PM

restitutionspork (5:48:04 PM): All I want for Christmas is sexual favors.
SantaClaus (5:48:04 PM): Indeed!
restitutionspork (5:50:30 PM): Will you provide them for me?
SantaClaus (5:50:30 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
restitutionspork (5:51:02 PM): Mmm...I want some hot elf ass.
SantaClaus (5:51:02 PM): Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
restitutionspork (5:52:15 PM): I want your christmas tree up my chimney.
SantaClaus (5:52:15 PM): You got it! That's great!
restitutionspork (5:53:10 PM): You know just how I like my candy cane, don't you?
SantaClaus (5:53:10 PM): I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed?
;-)

Serilliant

11-24-07, 09:14 PM

restitutionspork (1:29:03 AM): You know how in every town there's the old man who scares kids off his lawn and generally just yells at everyone and drinks a lot of vodka and pinches waitresses asses when he does drag his wrinkled ass out to the local diner?
drculazconcubine (1:29:18 AM): yea
restitutionspork (1:30:03 AM): Well, that's Godhand

That strikes me as terribly funny. And... also makes me worried about what people are saying about me...

Cyrus the virus

11-25-07, 03:37 AM

Sukoda Fox: there's is no possibility of sex without a boyfriend

lul

Lucien

11-27-07, 12:13 AM

[00:57] briancavner3: I don't think he likes me
[00:57] briancavner3: Then again, no one likes me initially
[00:57] briancavner3: Or... after the long term
[00:57] briancavner3: There's just a scant inner period where I have to take advantage of the liking
[00:59] AngelicMalice15: Like some sort of cancer that finally goes away with enough treatment.
[00:59] briancavner3: It's a rough analogy with little more than a vague connection to any sort of topical comment, and yet I still refuse to grant it any sort of acknowledgment as an appropriate retort
[00:59] briancavner3: Shame, really
[01:00] AngelicMalice15: Your negativity killed Kevin DuBrow.
[01:01] briancavner3: I don't get that reference
[01:02] AngelicMalice15: Kevin DuBrow's dead, you cruel fuck. That's the connection.
[01:02] briancavner3: Well yeah, I gathered that
[01:03] AngelicMalice15: Damn man. Here I was waiting for the next Quiet Riot album.
[01:06] briancavner3: Don't know what that means ever
[01:06] briancavner3: Stop talking in your teenage hippity hop talk
[01:06] AngelicMalice15: I like my boys like I likes my scotch.
[01:07] AngelicMalice15: 12 years old and full of alcohol.
[01:07] briancavner3: Nice
[01:07] briancavner3: I'm going to steal that and use it as my own
[01:07] AngelicMalice15: I already steal most of your material.
[01:07] AngelicMalice15: Only, you know, I'm not an idiot who announces it.
[01:08] briancavner3: And what are you going to do, fly here and out me as a material stealer?
[01:08] AngelicMalice15: I'm petty enough

Dissinger

11-28-07, 07:26 PM

[16:07] SethDahlios: It comes down to who makes the first mistake.
[16:08] DraconianCyrus: I'm thinking Iz might just approach Seth head-on here, I dunno
[16:08] DraconianCyrus: But
[16:08] DraconianCyrus: I think whatever mistake happens will be the environment's fault or something :p
[16:09] SethDahlios: I defintiely think the environment will turn unforgiving for one of us
[16:09] DraconianCyrus: Aye
[16:36] SethDahlios: Just so you know, I will be going roughly 1-2 posts a day. Gone are my days of rapid firing posts...
[16:36] DraconianCyrus: Are you trying to say something? :p
[16:36] SethDahlios: Yes
[16:36] SethDahlios: I'm old
[16:36] SethDahlios: and I need to take my naps before I kick your youngun ass
[16:39] DraconianCyrus: Oooh

[17:23] SethDahlios: but to clarify you're going for a gut shot and a feign strike for a distraction?
[17:23] DraconianCyrus: Feign shot first, but yes. When I say gut shot, I mean between the belly button and your special area
[17:24] SethDahlios: Show me on the doll where the bad drow touched you?
[17:25] DraconianCyrus: ;-)

Atzar

11-28-07, 11:08 PM

[00:04] AngelicMalice15: LETS RAPE HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
[00:04] Ark Ether: I call any sisters and, in the event of MILFism, his mother
[00:04] AngelicMalice15: I'll allow that if you bang his grandma too.
[00:05] Ark Ether: hopefully she's dead
[00:08] AngelicMalice15: Then she's mine, you fucking hear me?

Lucien

11-29-07, 07:49 PM

[20:36] AngelicMalice15: So, I know what you can get me for my xmas
[20:36] Friend: okay
[20:36] AngelicMalice15: Your man meat*.
[20:36] AngelicMalice15: No need to wrap him
[20:36] AngelicMalice15: I'll use him right out of the box
[20:37] Friend: pft, i'll see what i can do.
[20:38] AngelicMalice15: Or the asian you had at prom.
[20:38] Friend: no, sorry, he's mine
[20:38] AngelicMalice15: Awww.
[20:38] AngelicMalice15: It's cause he's asian, isn't it?
[20:39] Friend: no, im just protective of him and his non-english speakingness
[20:40] AngelicMalice15: I'll teach him of the meaning , "Yes," "God," and "Oh."
[20:40] AngelicMalice15: Also, "whipped cream"
[20:40] AngelicMalice15: And, if we have time, "Make me a sandwich."
[20:40] Friend: XD

* Man Meat: A sort've, not'so'much, kind've boyfriend.
But not.

Shadar

11-29-07, 08:36 PM

nekobooi: "This hump is the most frequently used element in contemporary Indian bridal henna. Learn to love your Hump, and practice humping for speed and accuracy!"
ShadeLogath: Holy shit... Is this the kind of stuff you expose my wife to? Ye vile sea dog! I should smite thee.
nekobooi: That was unexpected and strangely frightening
nekobooi: But it's a move used in Henna body art, for the recourd
ShadeLogath: Ah, I see. Though, practicing humping for speed and accuracy is always a good idea. Why, just the other night, she told me, "Your speed is lacking, and your accuracy is sub-par. To the couch with you."
nekobooi: For example
nekobooi: Humping on the edge of a figure is a great coverup for a less then perfect border line!
nekobooi: Though, you should practice making multihumps perfectly even and very fast
ShadeLogath: I've been doing it all wrong. My humps have been rigid and structured, perhaps even boring. Teach me how to hump, good sir.
nekobooi: They must be fluid and controled, as quick as the striking corbra.
nekobooi: Never miss thy hump, for the beat will be thrown and the sequence lost
ShadeLogath: And when the sequence is lost, it cannot be found again easily. Sometimes, for weeks. Attempts to practice humping will often be denied. So, one must practice as carefully as a professional. It is a delicate dance.
nekobooi: It very much is though. Practicing on anything but your final partner is often terrible, for you cannot get used to their own rhytums for the perfect dance
ShadeLogath: Aye, but sometimes the final partner does not have the patience for such practice. In that case, I have found that many midnight street corners offer "humping instructors". For a nomimal fee, they will allow you to practice humping. Just remember to use a brush cover for cleanliness and safety.
ShadeLogath: It is advisable to not mention them to the final partner, though, as that can cripple your aura of artistic integrity.
nekobooi: At least there you technique might become sound and you shall be one step closer to the nirvana offered by the sacred movements. So long as you never get too used to your proxy and learn their rythum, the practice is sound and useful
ShadeLogath: Avoid the ones with facial hair. They tend to lack the equipment that would make them a suitable proxy.
nekobooi: Or rather they HAVE the equipment that makes them a poor choice
ShadeLogath: It is a matter of perspective. Are the loins half full or half empty? Many great thinkers have attempted to explore this question, and many experiments ended with deep scars, physical and emotional. Others, a persistant burning itch.
nekobooi: Yes, there are those. There are some matters better left to ponder. I myself have always found that such a question must be pondered and never taken to the Socratic method. While on the other side, the act of "dry-humping" is also just as useful for learningthe technique
nekobooi: Oh well
ShadeLogath: I disagree. Dry-humping does not carry the emotional weight that is an integral part of the perfect dance. We should take to heart the lessons of our canine companions, for dry-humping often ends in a swift strike and a flight into yonder wall.
nekobooi: Aye, it may, for there are many associated risks that come along with it. However, for the full shot, it is sometimes not worth the time. Dry humping can help keep your technique perfect when there is not much time for the full cavort. Never should it replace the true dance, but to keep the dance in its epitome I believe it is acceptable
ShadeLogath: Then, we shall have to agree to disagree, good sir.
nekobooi: It is acceptble with me. So long as the disagreement never festers into anything truly hateful.
ShadeLogath: That it shall not, lest you attempt to practice with my final partner. The reclaimation of my honor would be swift and unpleasant. If my humping is outdone... Parish the thought!
nekobooi: The act of humping another final partner amongst aquaintences is the blackest of deeds and requires due course to enact a balancing of fate
ShadeLogath: I am glad you agree.

Witchblade

12-01-07, 12:04 PM

Ez150: we can do them in fun interactive clan things
Ez150: where everything goes wrong
Sukoda Fox: lol, well yeah, she needs to find the appropriate materials. So, yeah boring other members would be helpful there. ^^
Sukoda Fox: lol, sounds good to me. Lasair is good at making things go wrong.
Ez150: haha good
Ez150: also...
Ez150: as part of the synth process
Ez150: we could have members wishing to synth their stuff bring the materials
Ez150: to save us having to find them
Sukoda Fox: Yep, I do that already with my Synth shop in Dheathain.
Ez150: perfect! plus our quests will give our members an incentive to enter your wretched contenent if they can't get something in corone
Ez150: so dheathain's activity should go up to
Ez150: at least with imperials haha
Sukoda Fox: *smacks* my region isn't wretched!
Sukoda Fox: *runs off crying* I hate you!
Ez150: haha, liar
Ez150: you love every bit of me
Sukoda Fox: I don't even know you enough to tolerate you. >.> you just keep talking to me for some unknown reason, as you've never wanted to talk to me before.
Ez150: I was too important as a mod
Sukoda Fox: *rolls her eyes* You really need to work on your ego, it's bigger than your head can hold.
Ez150: more lies
Ez150: my head is huge
Ez150: you've seen my pics
Sukoda Fox: No, actually... I haven't.
Ez150: oh
Ez150: well I have a big head
Sukoda Fox: congratulations. o.O
Sukoda Fox: shame your brain doesn't fill it. :p
Ez150: no it does
Ez150: I just don't use much of it
Sukoda Fox: water logged?
Ez150: law logged

streak101

12-01-07, 10:18 PM

FANCA!! says:
u no wat a whore train is iight??

Shika-Kun says:
er....no cant say i do

Shika-Kun says:
thank god i dont

Shika-Kun says:
doesnt sound pleasant

FANCA!! says:
wow dis is goin 2 b an interestin convo

Shika-Kun says:
yes...yes it is

FANCA!! says:
uhh well a whore train is jst a long line of ppl..grindin on each oder

Shika-Kun says:
omg....

Shika-Kun says:
i knew it didnt sound pleasant

Shika-Kun says:
and its not

FANCA!! says:
lmfao

FANCA!! says:
its fun ok??

Shika-Kun says:
is gonna start a fire!

Shika-Kun says:
someones belt is gonna scrap someone elses belt and then the flames will
start

Shika-Kun says:
theres goes the train and all the whores on it

FANCA!! says:
no1 wears belts

FANCA!! says:
lol

FANCA!! says:
well yeaa

Shika-Kun says:
oh yes thats right

FANCA!! says:
dats wat a whore train is

Shika-Kun says:
rap guys wear them around their ankles

(insert pointless conversation here)

Shika-Kun says:
...

FANCA!! says:
we ended up goin out

FANCA!! says:
a month later

FANCA!! says:
nw were friends

FANCA!! says:
w/ benifits

Shika-Kun says:
.....

FANCA!! says:
yeaa

Shika-Kun says:
couldn't wait till high school huh?

FANCA!! says:
nopp

FANCA!! says:
=]

FANCA!! says:
we fell yesterday

FANCA!! says:
stupid horny ass bitch

Shika-Kun says:
fell?

FANCA!! says:
in da stairs yes

Shika-Kun says:
lol

Shika-Kun says:
I don't wanna know why he's a horny ass bitch when it comes to that

FANCA!! says:
i had skipped class in frias' class && was happy cuaz i didnt hv 2 turn in dat
paper i had 4gotten 2

FANCA!! says:
i was laughin in da stairs

FANCA!! says:
he came

FANCA!! says:
huged me

FANCA!! says:
..

FANCA!! says:
oder shyyt happned

FANCA!! says:
i fell bck

FANCA!! says:
landed on da stair on top of da 1 i was standin on

FANCA!! says:
he fell on me

Shika-Kun says:
.......

Shika-Kun says:
you were suckin him werent you?

FANCA!! says:
bitch!

FANCA!! says:
i thought u didnt wnt 2 no wat happened so i left da oder shyyt out

Shika-Kun says:
were you

Shika-Kun says:
cuz now i'm interested in the story

FANCA!! says:
he tried 2 make out w/ me

Shika-Kun says:
aw

Shika-Kun says:
i thought it was something nastier

Shika-Kun says:
lol

FANCA!! says:
pervert..

Shika-Kun says:
lol

FANCA!! says:
it was da stairs

FANCA!! says:
&& i was late 4 vegas ok??

Shika-Kun says:
says the horny ass middle school student

FANCA!! says:
lmfao

....In all honesty, they really are horny ass middle school students, decentsy left that school when my class graduated. Its funny how it was an A+ and then it went to a C when we left :P

Lucien

12-02-07, 10:27 PM

[11:06] alcoholicslayer: Back.
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: say*
[11:06] nekobooi: Hello, if you need a hand, then just ask any of us
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: Oh shit
[11:06] nekobooi: FUCK
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: Uh...Dan.
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: Uh..
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: Look...not near my friend
[11:06] alcoholicslayer: What
[11:06] nekobooi: Leave
[11:06] nekobooi: Also
[11:06] AngelicMalice15: Kate! Run!
[11:06] alcoholicslayer: Ah ha.
[11:06] nekobooi: Level 20 is amusing
[11:06] alcoholicslayer: Well, well well
[11:06] Sirusv2ptO: I'd make my characters into demi-gods.
[11:06] nekobooi: By then I could get away with almost lightspeed
[11:06] xXKaoruD0rkXx: ....*backs away slowly*
[11:07] nekobooi: Faster new comer!
[11:07] necathys: If you listen closely, you can hear the pants stretch.
[11:07] nekobooi: Faster!
[11:07] *** xXKaoruD0rkXx has left the chat.
[11:07] AngelicMalice15: Thank god
[11:07] Sirusv2ptO: LOL
[11:07] alcoholicslayer: *puts on Pyramid Head costume*
[11:07] nekobooi: That was brilliant
[11:07] Sirusv2ptO: Shes smart.
[11:07] alcoholicslayer: DAMN
[11:07] alcoholicslayer: Well, I'm raping one of you motherfuckers never mind im high

Call me J

12-02-07, 10:54 PM

moderndaypaladin (10:50:12 PM): alright
moderndaypaladin (10:50:21 PM): I posted someting
AngelicMalice15 (10:51:03 PM): I...I don't want to be punched in the face.
moderndaypaladin (10:51:22 PM): well I couldn't think of anything else to say
AngelicMalice15 (10:51:55 PM): You're like...one of the best writers on the site.
moderndaypaladin (10:51:57 PM): yeah, but I don't do intro threads
AngelicMalice15 (10:52:24 PM): Don't tell me what you don't do

Cyrus the virus

12-03-07, 07:43 AM

SuperSonicMatt1: You know you want me.
DraconianCyrus: I want you to want me.
SuperSonicMatt1: *waggles eyebrows at you*
DraconianCyrus: I need you to need me.
DraconianCyrus: I'd love you to love me.
DraconianCyrus: I beg you to beg me.
SuperSonicMatt1: Except I'm Manda's.
DraconianCyrus: Didn't I didn't I didn't I see you cryin'?
DraconianCyrus: Ooooh
DraconianCyrus: Didn't I didn't I didn't I see you cryin'?

Skie and Avery

12-03-07, 08:01 PM

restitutionspork (7:15:26 PM): Aww. Yeah, okay day. I'm talking about having sex with someone right nwo so I might be a little distracted.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:17:02 PM): What?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:17:11 PM): Having sex with who?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:18:11 PM): Manda...you got some 'splaining to do...
restitutionspork (7:18:19 PM): That numbers guy.,
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:18:22 PM): ...
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:18:57 PM): Not only are you planning to have sex with someone else, but he happens to use for his avatar Ben Afleck.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:19:10 PM): And for his username, NUMBERS.
restitutionspork (7:19:14 PM): Matt Damon, I think.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:19:21 PM): Whichever!
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:19:24 PM): He was in Dogma.
restitutionspork (7:19:25 PM): We're going to do it in the Citadel.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:19:29 PM): ...
restitutionspork (7:19:43 PM): It'll be awesome.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:19:49 PM): I'm glad you think so.
restitutionspork (7:20:01 PM): I do. Wanna watch?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:20:06 PM): No.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:20:22 PM): I don't want to watch you cybercheat.
restitutionspork (7:20:38 PM): What if I ask him if you can join in?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:21:06 PM): That's just plain weird, and Cad would probably have a problem with it, too.

Witchblade

12-03-07, 08:02 PM

Sukoda Fox: kidnap me!
ShadeLogath: That's illegal!
Sukoda Fox: I cook, clean, bake and I can do naughty things.
ShadeLogath: Hm... tempting. I wonder what Jenn would think.
Sukoda Fox: I can do naughty things to her too. ^_~
ShadeLogath: .... WOOHOO!
ShadeLogath: *happy dance*
Sukoda Fox: lol
ShadeLogath: She says she just wants to watch, and offer suggestions in a creepy manner from the corner.

Cyrus the virus

12-03-07, 08:06 PM

Breaker

12-03-07, 08:26 PM

This is in response to Manda's post... whew... I think I may have re-written the kama sutra here.

restitutionspork (8:03:23 PM): Josh vs. Skie would be hawt. XD I bet you'd love to describe those grapples.
AlexTheLlamas (8:03:45 PM): i know a few ones that'd work well for erotic asphixiation
restitutionspork (8:04:23 PM): rofl. Oh really?
restitutionspork (8:04:26 PM): Like what?
AlexTheLlamas (8:05:58 PM): well it's kinda gross to think about it, but... arm triangle for missionary, rear naked choke for doggy style... triangle choke would work for a blow job (or crotch bite, as you saw)
AlexTheLlamas (8:06:10 PM): and if you're REALLY wild, gogo plata for cowgirl
restitutionspork (8:06:54 PM): Oo!
restitutionspork (8:07:24 PM): rofl. It'd be hilarious if the battle was Skie trying to rape him and him trying to keep a sense of dignity about him.
AlexTheLlamas (8:07:36 PM): pfft. you cant rape the willing
AlexTheLlamas (8:08:04 PM): "lets have sex"
"i came here to fi... nevermind, lets have sex."
restitutionspork (8:08:39 PM): rofl.

Lucien

12-04-07, 12:37 AM

[01:27] arkether: Serilliant seems to like you sometimes... can you check and see if he's reading it and what his thoughts are or anything?
[01:28] AngelicMalice15: [01:27] arkether: Serilliant seems to like you sometimes... can you check and see if he's reading it and what his thoughts are or anything?
[01:28] AngelicMalice15: Fuck you too.
[01:28] arkether: lmao
[01:29] arkether: I was wondering if you'd catch that

Saxon

12-04-07, 09:25 PM

[22:18] Sirusv2ptO: Invite me back.
[22:19] Sirusv2ptO: Errr.
[22:19] Sirusv2ptO: one more time if you'd please.
[22:19] Sirusv2ptO: O_o
[22:19] Midvalley20: getting it?
[22:19] Sirusv2ptO: I was still in the chat channel... hmm.
[22:19] Sirusv2ptO: Strange.
[22:20] Sirusv2ptO: Try it one more time.
[22:20] Sirusv2ptO: Nope, its not working. Somethings wrong.
[22:20] Sirusv2ptO: Hmm.
[22:20] Sirusv2ptO: Oh well.
[22:21] Sirusv2ptO: I think Angel cleared the channel to rape you, I guess.
[22:21] Midvalley20: that's what its coming to lol
[22:21] Sirusv2ptO: I think he got tired of me not being offended by his ploys.
[22:21] Midvalley20: lol it happens
[22:22] Sirusv2ptO: yeah, someone banned me from the channel or something. Or a glitch.
[22:23] Sirusv2ptO: dunno.
[22:23] Midvalley20: you probably got banhammered
[22:23] *** "Midvalley20" signed on at Tue Dec 04 22:23:14 2007.
[22:23] Sirusv2ptO: By who? lol.
[22:23] Midvalley20: wasn't me haha
[22:23] Sirusv2ptO: you were the only one there before me.
[22:23] Sirusv2ptO: angel came after.. didn't he?
[22:23] Sirusv2ptO: o_O
[22:23] Midvalley20: i honestly don't remember
[22:24] Midvalley20: he came in way after we did
[22:24] Sirusv2ptO: Whatever. I'll hop in on the next one. See ya around. Don't let the prick jam a finger up your ass. =P
[22:24] Midvalley20: i have a set of chastity boxers for that
[22:24] Midvalley20: worry not
[22:24] Midvalley20: i will remain an anal virgin
[22:24] Sirusv2ptO: lol/

Lucien

12-04-07, 09:33 PM

He won't.

EDIT: And pick either Malice or Angel. Preferably Cory, because either way I sound like some sort of 12 year old Asian girl with emotional issues.

DOUBLE EDIT: See what you two did?

[22:36] alcoholicslayer: I didn't get no chat invite.
[22:36] AngelicMalice15: Oh
[22:36] AngelicMalice15: We fucking hate you.
[22:37] AngelicMalice15: Sorry.
[22:37] alcoholicslayer: Whatever faggot.

Serilliant

12-04-07, 10:51 PM

Lucien

12-04-07, 11:01 PM

Knowing you, it's half full because you drank the other half of the glass. And the bottle, too.

Godhand

12-05-07, 04:02 PM

Jack Raynes: That settles it. I'm applying for RoG mod.
Serilliant: Horray
Jack Raynes: And every time a vampire makes a profile I'm going to accuse him of stealing from Anne Rice and lock it down.
Jack Raynes: And every time someone makes an elf I'm going to accuse him of stealing from Tolkien and lock it down.
Jack Raynes: And every time someone is the son of an angel or an angel and the son of a devil or a devil I'm going to accuse him of stealing from the Bible, and lock it down.
Jack Raynes: I'm a one-man racial cleansing.
Serilliant: Serilliant's human
Serilliant: Sweet
Jack Raynes: Vere are yor papers, Jew?

Zook Murnig

12-05-07, 04:07 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (4:38:25 PM): Does the new avatar suit?
Jack Raynes (4:38:29 PM): Link.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:38:50 PM): http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?u=1938
Jack Raynes (4:39:02 PM): Jew!
Jack Raynes (4:39:06 PM): I knew it all along!
Jack Raynes (4:39:12 PM): Gb2 the oven!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:39:22 PM): I'm Episcopalian.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:39:36 PM): It's just a reference to the common misconception that I'm Jewish.
Jack Raynes (4:40:01 PM): Vere are jor papers, Jew?
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:40:17 PM): Hang on, I'll see if I can find some.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:40:36 PM): Well, shit.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:40:48 PM): I go Googling my name and the browser explodes.
Jack Raynes (4:40:59 PM): To the oven with you, juden!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:41:14 PM): I'll pass.
Jack Raynes (4:41:19 PM): Are you up for a racial cleansing quest?
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:41:46 PM): Knee jerk? No. I don't like making knee jerks, though.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:41:58 PM): Who knows what your patella will hit?
Jack Raynes (4:42:22 PM): Listen up Gay's Anatomy, I really don't know what the fuck you're on about.

Skie and Avery

12-07-07, 12:12 AM

AngelicMalice15: [00:23] ez150: wow congratulations
[00:23] AngelicMalice15: ?
[00:23] ez150: your yaoi thread is like the two girls and a cup of althanas
restitutionspork: The two girls and a cup of Althanas?
AngelicMalice15: 2girls1cup
restitutionspork: I don't get it.
restitutionspork: Oh that's disgusting!
restitutionspork: >.<
AngelicMalice15: Well
restitutionspork: Google is NOT my friend!
AngelicMalice15: That's the new internet craze!

Sighter Tnailog

12-07-07, 12:35 AM

Manda.....that.......that..............that....... .................

::cries::

Zook Murnig

12-07-07, 12:36 AM

I almost threw up. Seriously. On the phone with her, I almost hurled.

Slayer of the Rot

12-07-07, 10:18 AM

You tend to get that a lot with Manda.

Seth_Rahl

12-07-07, 12:54 PM

Jack Raynes: And every time someone is the son of an angel or an angel and the son of a devil or a devil I'm going to accuse him of stealing from the Bible, and lock it down.

I steal from the bible? xD Haha! TAKE THAT, GOD!

sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: i'm taken
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: I said i'm taken i'm taken....
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: I'M TAKEN GODDAMIT!
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: ....
sexybitch1842: u know you want me

And that's when I left. xD

Edit: And everytime someone makes a human, you will accuse them of stealing from reality and lock it down, right? xD

Slayer of the Rot

12-07-07, 01:19 PM

I steal from the bible? xD Haha! TAKE THAT, GOD!

sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: i'm taken
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: I said i'm taken i'm taken....
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: I'M TAKEN GODDAMIT!
sexybitch1842: u know you want me
sethrahl19: ....
sexybitch1842: u know you want me

And that's when I left. xD

Edit: And everytime someone makes a human, you will accuse them of stealing from reality and lock it down, right? xD

I see the reason in it.

And don't flatter yourself by thinking he was talking specifically about you.

Seth_Rahl

12-07-07, 02:59 PM

Oh I don't. :) It just ends up that way.
That was with some random girl on myspace IM. Ugh...a piece of advice, don't ever go on the myspace chat rooms when its midnight, unless your single and looking.

Sighter Tnailog

12-07-07, 11:31 PM

AngelicMalice15 (12:23:47 AM): http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=6523 - Do you http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=6523 Do you want me to type in this quoted stuff in my thread?
SighterGoliant (12:24:13 AM): NO.
SighterGoliant (12:24:13 AM): God.
SighterGoliant (12:24:18 AM): That system is obsolete now.
AngelicMalice15 (12:24:40 AM): That's what I thought!
SighterGoliant (12:25:07 AM): http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=9765
AngelicMalice15 (12:25:44 AM): I've changed something with ignorance
AngelicMalice15 (12:25:50 AM): The world could learn something from me
AngelicMalice15 (12:26:06 AM): I'm like those people that got warning labels on packing peanuts

Lucien

12-07-07, 11:52 PM

[00:43] AngelicMalice15: [00:42] alcoholicslayer: Let's say I have a PG that is dead, kaput, over. I don't want to have it around anymore, but I have a treasury. What happens to the money in the Treasury if I ask the group to be removed from the User CP list, the thread locked, and the clan forgotten?
[00:42] alcoholicslayer: Is it given back to the donators?
[00:42] alcoholicslayer: Is it gone for good?
[00:42] alcoholicslayer: That's all.
[00:43] AngelicMalice15: Slayer wants to know
[00:45] "Sighter": Slayer is the Clan Leader. If he wants, he could give all that money to himself and piss off his membership right before disbanding it, or he could instruct me in the thread to return the gold to the membership and disband the clan.
[00:46] AngelicMalice15: I didn't want to give him your IM, cause you said it was secret
[00:46] AngelicMalice15: So I gave you the messae
[00:46] AngelicMalice15: message*
[00:46] "Sighter": I understand. If he asks why not everyone can talk to me, just say it's my school account I try to use when I'm studying, so I keep it quiet.
[00:47] AngelicMalice15: You posted it in the IM convo thread..
[00:47] "Sighter": DAMMIT.

Godhand

12-08-07, 12:04 AM

It's just as funny now as when I did it to Call me Gay.

Sighter Tnailog

12-08-07, 12:08 AM

Cory, I demand that you publicly apologize right now! And Cyrus, whenever you're in the area, please start a flame war for me so I can show favoritism towards moderators.

Lucien

12-08-07, 12:11 AM

I'm sorry for what I said Slayer of the Rot. Also I'm sorry for posting that conversation without your permission, Shyam Madison.

Slayer of the Rot

12-08-07, 12:18 AM

Sighter Tnailog

12-08-07, 12:20 AM

Okay, I'm really gonna have to get this thread back on track.

Mea culpa, mea culpa. Go back to posting conversations or I'll tell Serilliant.

Godhand

12-08-07, 12:22 AM

This detour through flavor country brought to you by me, me and me.

Seth_Rahl

12-08-07, 12:36 AM

LMAO Niiiice. I don't really care, but hey, good for laughs. Man, like cold coffee in the afternoon...

Anyways, I get it I get it, I should scrap Seth. lol, If all i'm gonna get is bullshit behind my back flying like my fiance' and my mother at thanksgiving (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN), then he isn't worth the trouble.

So these are the brains behind Althanas. *shakes head* May (_______) have mercy on our souls. Or whatever.

"Even as a baby I know not to eat my own shit"?--o,0 C'mon guys, give 'em a break. He's new, he's eager, and not everyone's as....*ahem*Anyways...character scrapped.

DUUUUUUUHHHHHHRRRRR

*Jabs a thumb over at Slayer* Someone get him a stretcher, I think he's having a seizure.

sethrahl19: what are ou talking about
PrettyAngel: wat u mean aften?
sethrahl19: duh. xP
PrettyAngel: she said that u were flirting w/ her
PrettyAngel: or something
PrettyAngel: at lunch today
sethrahl19: she also says that she's not a slut
PrettyAngel: lmao!
sethrahl19: stupid bitch needs to stfu, all she does is bitch
sethrahl19: even more so than my mother
PrettyAngel: Godzilla?
sethrahl19: one and the same, baby.
PrettyAngel: Ewwwwww....
sethrahl19: you think that's bad, you should've heard what we were sayin' bout my mom at lunch
PrettyAngel: wat
sethrahl19: something along the lines of diving into swimming pools...xP
PrettyAngel: Lmao! god I wish I could switch lunch perids
sethrahl19: *scoffs* and sit next to Slut?
PrettyAngel: good point.

Max Dirks

12-08-07, 12:40 AM

How dare you edit an importance inside joke based on law!

If the post is a frolic, Serilliant is not vicariously liable. If it's a detour, he's screwed.

Findelfin is my best friend, though!

Cyrus the virus

12-08-07, 12:54 AM

Kill whitey.

The House of Dying Lights

12-08-07, 03:33 PM

restitutionspork (3:01:10 PM): You should go monster hunting with me sometime, baby.
Necathys (3:01:36 PM): ! How did you know I was about to IM you!
Necathys (3:01:53 PM): I suspect psychicistry
restitutionspork (3:01:57 PM): Or it's just proof that we were meant to be.
Necathys (3:03:27 PM): Yes we were. Now let's go on a cheap trip to Disneyland and sleep behind a cotton candy stand.
Necathys (3:03:44 PM): It'll be sticky and sweet.
Necathys (3:03:55 PM): Perhaps a bit sweaty even.
restitutionspork (3:04:21 PM): That sounds hawt.
Necathys (3:04:54 PM): Then we can go eat hot dogs.
Necathys (3:05:04 PM): With mayonaise.
restitutionspork (3:05:17 PM): Or I can pour mayonnaise on your penis and eat that.
Necathys (3:05:29 PM): You read my mind!
Necathys (3:05:32 PM): Again.
Necathys (3:05:40 PM): Now tell me what I'm thinking about.
Necathys (3:05:52 PM): And how it involves more white, viscuous things.
restitutionspork (3:06:19 PM): The fact that I can lick my own nipple could only get better when cottage cheese is involved.
restitutionspork (3:06:51 PM): And how that part should be done in Disneyland in one of those photobooth things.
Necathys (3:06:57 PM): I can lick mine too! This was meant to be.!
restitutionspork (3:06:55 PM): Wow!
restitutionspork (3:06:59 PM): Let's get married.
restitutionspork (3:07:05 PM): But you should be the one to tell Zook, not me.
Necathys (3:07:45 PM): Oh. You're right. I should tell him that our marriage is over before I start a new one.
Necathys (3:08:09 PM): I'll miss his bunless hot dog.
Necathys (3:08:29 PM): But I've moved on. Now I get hotdogless buns.
restitutionspork (3:08:43 PM): That's right. My buns are nice too. I can even toast them for you.
Necathys (3:09:04 PM): Ooh, baby.
restitutionspork (3:09:15 PM): I'll let you choose - grill lines or crosshatches?
Necathys (3:09:56 PM): Grill on the left, crosshatches on the right.
Necathys (3:10:19 PM): I'd also like a spiderburner smear on your belly.
Necathys (3:10:37 PM): I'd also like fries with that.
restitutionspork (3:10:50 PM): Well, just don't eat too much at once. I'm a meal that was meant to be enjoyed over time.
Necathys (3:12:47 PM): I'll try, but I am famished, and you are my Wendy's in the desert.
restitutionspork (3:14:14 PM): I always hoped I'd meet a nice romantic cannibal like you. <3
Necathys (3:16:52 PM): Yes! Let us redefine the 69!
restitutionspork (3:17:18 PM): I'm getting so hot. I wish I had a camel spider to take a bite out of me while I was waiting for you.
Necathys (3:18:42 PM): I wish I had a a bottle chock-full of moss and fire ants to relieve me while I think of you.
Necathys (3:20:37 PM): Now I'll have to settle for a homemade fleshlight full of slime I bought from a museum, a balloon membrane, cellophane and a bottle of water.
restitutionspork (3:20:32 PM): You're so sweet. I'm going to set aside a special bottle of my custom whipped cream just for our wedding night.
restitutionspork (3:20:53 PM): It has acid in it! Tenderizing!
Necathys (3:21:02 PM): In which I threw in slivers of iron, glass shards and spider fangs.
restitutionspork (3:21:09 PM): Ooo!
Necathys (3:21:20 PM): For our love is burning!
restitutionspork (3:21:35 PM): I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for yew!
Necathys (3:21:47 PM): And my purple general is regenerating!
restitutionspork (3:22:01 PM): That's amazing! Just for that I should give him a kiss.
Necathys (3:22:23 PM): Baby, baby, baby, then I'll slip you that wood!
Necathys (3:22:51 PM): A long, hard kiss with the tongue and the mouth and sloppy and wet with lots of suction?
restitutionspork (3:24:32 PM): You are so romantic. *swoon* You should be a poet!
Necathys (3:25:13 PM): My poetic tongue is smooth and stimulating.
restitutionspork (3:25:18 PM): Like Red Bull.
Necathys (3:25:37 PM): And IDidldos.
Necathys (3:25:43 PM): *iDildos
Necathys (3:25:57 PM): They're the latest crazy, dear.
Necathys (3:26:13 PM): Musical Vibrators.
Necathys (3:26:38 PM): Women all over the world can now know what it feels like to sleep with the Beatles.
restitutionspork (3:29:19 PM): Holy crap. I could finally have my dream of being the personal concubine of Rise Against.
Necathys (3:30:43 PM): Yes, and you can sleep with all the band at the same time.
Necathys (3:30:56 PM): No longer are fantasies limited the the number of key-keyhole pairings.
Necathys (3:31:03 PM): *by
restitutionspork (3:31:54 PM): Genius!

AdventWings

12-09-07, 07:58 AM

aHEM.

*Points to the PG-13 Sign on the forum user agreement*

Then again, it's not like I'm not enjoying this...

...no, wait. That didn't come out right.

Lucien

12-09-07, 10:03 AM

Red Lightning

12-09-07, 01:04 PM

Alright Raven, cut that PG-13 crap out. At this point, we all know the forum isn't PG-13 and it never will be. We merely allow a world filter and a vain attempt to pretend we're PG-13.

In actuality, this forum is XXX, and everything said thereafter shall be known as softcore to hardcore, to even densecore, porn.

0.o I didn't even know this forum had a rating. So based on what Lucien said, this should be considered as densecore porn.

"He took off his hat..."

OMG ORGASMIC!!!! xD

Gag. And sexual fantasies never were limited by the number of key-keyhole pairings. At least, not on my end. I dunno bout the rest of you guys.

Cyrus the virus

12-09-07, 06:24 PM

aHEM.

*Points to the PG-13 Sign on the forum user agreement*

Then again, it's not like I'm not enjoying this...

...no, wait. That didn't come out right.

Fuck, PG-13? That sucks ass, that we can't swear and shit, or write about cutting of penises using razor-edged babies.

Raimeiken

12-10-07, 03:30 AM

Ewwww. Now I know why you're so messed up like that, Raven.

-Glares-

...wait, there really isn't a rating?

-Grins-

Lucien

12-10-07, 06:04 PM

[07:00] necathys: Cory, I want to die.
[07:00] necathys: Tell me not to.
[07:01] AngelicMalice15: No.
[07:01] AngelicMalice15: I want a fresh corpse to fuck.
[07:01] necathys: Your meen!
[07:01] AngelicMalice15: GET FUCKING TO IT.
[07:01] necathys: I hat yu
[07:01] necathys: Ill discunekt
[07:01] AngelicMalice15: Make sure not the scar that purtty little entrance none, either.

Lucien

12-10-07, 11:18 PM

[12:14] AngelicMalice15: Mononuclearosis!
[12:14] DarknessMageX: penicilliosis marneffei!
[12:14] AngelicMalice15: Penetrate Elfius!
[12:15] DarknessMageX: Wingardium Leviosa!
[12:15] AngelicMalice15: Pitious HarrypotterFagula!
[12:15] DarknessMageX: lol

Cyrus the virus

12-11-07, 12:04 AM

Necathys: Seth posted
Necathys: Finally
DraconianCyrus: I noticed
DraconianCyrus: Your turn!
Necathys: oh shit
Necathys: Right
Necathys: Uh
Necathys: Exams :P

Sighter Tnailog

12-11-07, 04:15 PM

Ez150 (5:09:12 PM): OMG
Ez150 (5:09:25 PM): you are going to love this OOC game I'm making about ALthanas
SighterGoliant (5:10:19 PM): Hahaha, make sure the next time you send it to me you include a setup file so that I can play it.
Ez150 (5:10:52 PM): oh rofl
Ez150 (5:10:54 PM): you are the villian
Ez150 (5:11:04 PM): I just finished a scene where you kill atzar and christoph
Ez150 (5:11:35 PM): its basically Findelfin v Santhalas
SighterGoliant (5:11:32 PM): Ahahahahahaha, that's brilliant. But why would I kill them? They're on my team.
Ez150 (5:12:14 PM): haha if I did it that way
Ez150 (5:12:20 PM): everyone would be on your team
Ez150 (5:12:22 PM): I had to mix it up
SighterGoliant (5:12:07 PM): Ahahaha, true.
Ez150 (5:12:40 PM): you'll be happy to know that dirks is not on your team
SighterGoliant (5:13:32 PM): Thank God
SighterGoliant (5:13:38 PM): I wouldn't want to be on the losing side

Cyrus the virus

12-11-07, 05:52 PM

Nice.

Though he needs to stop with the spoilers!

streak101

12-12-07, 08:36 PM

Shika-Kun = Me
Javier = Anonymous >_>

Shika-Kun says:
damn

Shika-Kun says:
WE NEED TO GET INTO MLEC!

Shika-Kun says:
I printed out two applications

Shika-Kun says:
and filled out one

Shika-Kun says:
but i don't know which one is programming

Shika-Kun says:
oracle or cisco?

javier says:
nigger

javier says:
idk^_^

Shika-Kun says:
that word should not be in yo vocabulary
crackah

javier says:
lmao

Call me J

12-12-07, 10:04 PM

A really old convo in an Althanas chat that Colin saved. In case you are wondering, Akira is Joshua, and this is taking place two years ago when I was regions admin.

http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/nekobooi/?action=view&current=Incaseofbadakirajusging-1.jpg

Bohemia

12-13-07, 12:35 PM

Holy fucking nostalgia, Shyamman.

Skie and Avery

12-13-07, 03:43 PM

restitutionspork: Can you honestly think of one situation where I wouldn't be willing?
SuperSonicMatt1: Not off the top of my head.
restitutionspork: Exactly.
SuperSonicMatt1: That's just off the top of my head.
restitutionspork: Well then put some real thought into it!
SuperSonicMatt1: Well, so far all I've come up with is situations I don't want to think about.
SuperSonicMatt1: Like if you were hurt or really sick.
restitutionspork: I could be dying and still want to dooo it.
SuperSonicMatt1: I'd be too busy mourning to get it up, though.
SuperSonicMatt1: Mourning and worrying.
restitutionspork: Not if you were dead first.
SuperSonicMatt1: O.O
restitutionspork: Mmmmnecrophilia
SuperSonicMatt1: So, what, you'd be dying, I'd be dead, and you'd be digging me up to have one last fuck?
restitutionspork: Yep.
restitutionspork: I'd use the ancient art of taxidermy if I needed to.
SuperSonicMatt1: Mournin' wood.

BlackAndBlueEyes

12-15-07, 11:54 AM

Midvalley20 (12:35:15 PM): theres been alarms going off all morning... if one of them is from the nuke plant a few miles away, im gonna be a bit angry
Wolf Biomancer (12:37:27 PM): *WWWWOOOOO* "Do not be Alarmed, we just had a minor leak, you'll be fine just don't think about concieving any children for a while!"
Midvalley20 (12:37:55 PM): "if you feel a sort of melting sensation, feel free to call this number..."
Wolf Biomancer (12:38:22 PM): ^^
Wolf Biomancer (12:38:58 PM): "in case of any strange growths contact your doctor and ask about rad away"
Midvalley20 (12:39:21 PM): "and remember: don't fight the urge to eat your neighbor's brains
Wolf Biomancer (12:40:02 PM): "He deserves it"
Midvalley20 (12:40:25 PM): "don't forget to tune to channel 9 at noon, where rachael ray will teach you how to decontaminate and make a mean meatloaf with the wasted leftovers of your neighbors"
Wolf Biomancer (12:41:13 PM): and imagine how much money you'll save from light bulbs with your new glow
Midvalley20 (12:41:36 PM): exactly
Wolf Biomancer (12:41:47 PM): ^^
Midvalley20 (12:41:47 PM): that is, if i survive
Wolf Biomancer (12:42:29 PM): just keep your pip boy handy
Midvalley20 (12:42:31 PM): im not too keen on this whole dying concept
Wolf Biomancer (12:42:42 PM): and duck and cover
Midvalley20 (12:42:45 PM): duck and cover... lol..
Midvalley20 (12:43:26 PM): ive eaten enough pencils and paint chips back in my elementary school days, so i got enough lead in me to protect myself
Wolf Biomancer (12:44:51 PM): pencils were carbon, no good but the paint has lead
Midvalley20 (12:45:58 PM): not the pencils at my school... classes were getting overcrowded, so the teachers used real lead pencils to sort of.. weed out the dumb ones
Wolf Biomancer (12:46:14 PM): haha
Midvalley20 (12:46:49 PM): it didn't really work... i still graduated in a class of 500
Wolf Biomancer (12:47:59 PM): ^^

Zook Murnig

12-15-07, 07:28 PM

restitutionspork (8:22:22 PM): I'm watching To Catch A Predator
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:12 PM): Does it make you fear for our future children?
restitutionspork (8:23:32 PM): They won't have access to chat programs.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:39 PM): By the way, have they ever caught any female predators going after boys?
restitutionspork (8:23:52 PM): We'll lie to them. They must not know that we found each other online and it was all gravy.
restitutionspork (8:23:55 PM): And I have no idea.
restitutionspork (8:24:03 PM): I think all their decoys are female girls.
restitutionspork (8:24:07 PM): So there wouldn't be a chance.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:24:19 PM): Because there are male girls, right?
restitutionspork (8:24:31 PM): Yep
restitutionspork (8:25:51 PM): Althanas, okay. AIM no. Well, wait. We'll just make sure to use AIMLogger and go over all their conversations. Especially ones with Dan.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:26:28 PM): Just block Dan and never tell them of his existance.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:26:46 PM): He'll probably have gone from Althanas by then, anyway.
restitutionspork (8:26:48 PM): No, he'll be like their uncle.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:26:56 PM): <.<
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:27:10 PM): Well, they're not allowed to sit in his lap.
restitutionspork (8:27:34 PM): No, no. Of course not. rofl
restitutionspork (8:27:43 PM): Or accept any candy from him.

Zook Murnig

12-16-07, 12:49 AM

SuperSonicMatt1 (1:45:22 AM): Should I bring plenty of Magnums?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:45:24 AM): :-P
restitutionspork (1:45:28 AM): ... Yes.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:45:41 AM): For teh buttsecks.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:45:52 AM): Probably not yet.
restitutionspork (1:45:53 AM): *blink* rofl. For teh secks
restitutionspork (1:46:01 AM): Yeah, too soon for buttsecks.

Witchblade

12-16-07, 09:58 AM

Sukoda Fox: Weee! *huggle attacks*
Alcoholic Slayer: Huh oh god too early
Sukoda Fox: aww, it's never too early to assault you. ^^ What's up?
Alcoholic Slayer: oh god what is going on i'm confused i should still be in bed sleeping peacefully
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: you're silly when you're half asleep.
Alcoholic Slayer: oh jesus son of some guy please shoot me dead with a barrett
Sukoda Fox: *cuddles* nope

Lucien

12-17-07, 01:06 PM

AngelicMalice15 (2:04:46 PM): I don't know who raped you at a young age with a GH controller, but you have some sort of sick hatred for it.
VegasExie (2:04:50 PM): Lmao.

Zook Murnig

12-17-07, 08:11 PM

Necathys (9:09:08 PM): I saw Su, and I thought it was Witchy.
Necathys (9:09:15 PM): Things make more sense now!
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:09:29 PM): I am the new Witchy!
Necathys (9:09:32 PM): No!

grim137

12-17-07, 10:24 PM

A conversation between me and some people I know from another site.

ARainesHWA (10:50:57 PM): ..Penguin hater.
Osfcs25 (10:51:08 PM): ...?
R34l l337 1 (10:51:11 PM): Its not my fault they taste good
R34l l337 1 (10:51:15 PM): if cooked right
ARainesHWA (10:51:16 PM): He knows who he is. >.>
XiPrankster928iX (10:51:31 PM): Penguin eater. Screw hating. You don't eat penguins. Should be illegal. <.<
R34l l337 1 (10:51:39 PM): I think it is
ClipsAhoy88 (10:51:44 PM): WHAT?
R34l l337 1 (10:51:53 PM): but it apparently taste like veal if cooked right
Osfcs25 (10:52:02 PM): ...I like veal.
R34l l337 1 (10:52:14 PM): so therefore you should like penguin
ClipsAhoy88 (10:52:19 PM): Veal is good man
Osfcs25 (10:52:20 PM): ...Logic owns me.
R34l l337 1 (10:52:42 PM): right, now lets hear one logical reason why pengiuns should be spared
Osfcs25 (10:52:48 PM): ...What do I do next?
ClipsAhoy88 (10:52:54 PM): i read that as
ClipsAhoy88 (10:53:08 PM): R34l l337 1 (7:54:24 PM): right, now lets hear one logical reason why pengiuns should be raped
ClipsAhoy88 (10:53:16 PM): and i cannot think of any off the top of my head
XiPrankster928iX (10:53:25 PM): Let's give one logical reason why penguins should be eaten for tasting like veal...when one can eat veal, which tastes just like veal..and get it for cheaper?
ClipsAhoy88 (10:53:41 PM): >.>
Osfcs25 (10:53:45 PM): ...
R34l l337 1 (10:53:46 PM): because penguins have absolutely no other use
Osfcs25 (10:53:55 PM): I want...to eat...penguin?
ARainesHWA (10:54:00 PM): NO!
ClipsAhoy88 (10:54:05 PM): YES!
ARainesHWA (10:54:08 PM): ...
ARainesHWA (10:54:10 PM): We're over.
R34l l337 1 (10:54:10 PM): and they provide a good food source for the small amount of people living in the artic
KicktheKan28 (10:54:14 PM): Penguins!
ClipsAhoy88 (10:54:15 PM): Or you can rape it, but again...i do not know
ClipsAhoy88 (10:54:30 PM): You know KareBear...if I had a nickel for every time you said we were over...
R34l l337 1 (10:54:32 PM): Clip, that's sick even by my standards
ARainesHWA (10:54:40 PM): <.<
XiPrankster928iX (10:54:40 PM): Kanny. Are you for or against the eating of penguins?
ClipsAhoy88 (10:54:46 PM): something is sick by your standards?
ClipsAhoy88 (10:54:49 PM): i didnt know that
ARainesHWA (10:54:59 PM): You could build a country out of those nickels.
ARainesHWA (10:55:02 PM): That'd be awesome.
ClipsAhoy88 (10:55:14 PM): that would be
rattlesnake2108d (10:55:17 PM): too bad it wouldn't be worth much
R34l l337 1 (10:55:17 PM): yeah when it comes to penguin I'm pro-BBQ anti-rape
ClipsAhoy88 (10:55:35 PM): I want to use a line I heard from either a TV show or movie
ClipsAhoy88 (10:55:51 PM): If I had a nickel for every brain you didn't have...I'd have ONE NICKEL!
ARainesHWA (10:55:57 PM): ..XD
KicktheKan28 (10:56:05 PM): Um
KicktheKan28 (10:56:13 PM): I like penguins?
R34l l337 1 (10:56:22 PM): With what kind of sauce
R34l l337 1 (10:56:26 PM): /
KicktheKan28 (10:56:31 PM): <.<
ClipsAhoy88 (10:56:33 PM): A-1 babay!
XiPrankster928iX (10:56:34 PM): But for their penguiny awesomeness..or because you want to eats them? >.>
KicktheKan28 (10:56:43 PM): Because of their awesomeness!
KicktheKan28 (10:56:46 PM): They waddle!
ARainesHWA (10:56:53 PM): And quark.
XiPrankster928iX (10:57:02 PM): Exactly, Krissy. Exactly.

Karuka

12-18-07, 03:19 AM

Ez150 (4:10:44 AM): I like battles!
Loquelf (4:11:07 AM): I don't!
Ez150 (4:11:13 AM): lets battle
Ez150 (4:11:18 AM): i'll make you like them, I promise
Loquelf (4:11:21 AM): Sure. But you have to start the thread.
Ez150 (4:11:30 AM): bah
. . .
Ez150 (4:11:55 AM): having you start the thread is the way I gage your seriousness!
Loquelf (4:12:10 AM): I'm in two battles right now with this character.
Ez150 (4:12:16 AM): make due
Ez150 (4:12:20 AM): I'm cuter
. . .
Loquelf (4:12:41 AM): And I have the better smile.
Ez150 (4:12:51 AM): ugh
Ez150 (4:12:53 AM): liar
Loquelf (4:13:21 AM): Nope.
Loquelf (4:14:08 AM): If you're serious about wanting me in Imperial, you'll start the thread. If not, I'll see that you aren't that serious, and stop considering it seriously.
Ez150 (4:14:33 AM): you
Ez150 (4:14:34 AM): are
Ez150 (4:14:36 AM): horrible
Ez150 (4:14:37 AM): to me
Loquelf (4:15:30 AM): ^_^

Lucien

12-18-07, 04:34 PM

xXKaoruD0rkXx (5:31:02 PM): my dad sprained his ankle land surfing
AngelicMalice15 (5:31:08 PM): Land surfing?
AngelicMalice15 (5:31:10 PM): The fuck?
nekobooi (5:31:17 PM): I was about to ask
Sirusv2ptO (5:31:21 PM): same.
AngelicMalice15 (5:31:24 PM): He has magic?
Sirusv2ptO (5:31:29 PM): sort've an oxymoron.
AngelicMalice15 (5:31:30 PM): He can make boards float?
xXKaoruD0rkXx (5:31:37 PM): no, he's an angry scotsman
futsuriai (5:31:51 PM): That explains everything

Slayer of the Rot

12-18-07, 07:45 PM

Alcoholic Slayer (8:37:49 PM): i hate furries.

Alcoholic Slayer (8:37:57 PM): i intend to start a genocide against them.

Sukoda Fox (8:38:19 PM): lol

Alcoholic Slayer (8:40:09 PM): You will join me, you know.

Sukoda Fox (8:41:04 PM): Of course, with Witchy.

Alcoholic Slayer (8:41:55 PM): she'll be my eva braun.

Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:06 PM): or however hitler's wife's name was spelled

Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:11 PM): i don't keep up with that shit

Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:28 PM): they say behind every great man is a great woman
Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:29 PM): well

Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:39 PM): what the fuck did she ever do for the fuhrer?

Alcoholic Slayer (8:42:46 PM): nothing.

Witchblade

12-18-07, 08:41 PM

Alcoholic Slayer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Alcoholic Slayer: OH MY GOD
Alcoholic Slayer: YOU BROKE IT
Alcoholic Slayer: OH MY GOD
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: I'm eating a treat.
Alcoholic Slayer: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS MEGAN
Sukoda Fox: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... *sniffles* But why do you have to yell at me?
Alcoholic Slayer: OH MY GOD
Alcoholic Slayer: THAT YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS TO THE SITUATION JUST MAKES IT A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE.
Alcoholic Slayer: I CAN NEVER REPLACE THIS
Alcoholic Slayer: IT WAS A DAMN HERLOOM
Sukoda Fox: *starts crying* I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was an accident!

*short time later*

Alcoholic Slayer: AND GOD DAMN IT
Alcoholic Slayer: THIS CAN NEVER BE REPLACED
Alcoholic Slayer: IT WAS AN HEIRLOOM
Alcoholic Slayer: MY GRANDMOTHER IS ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE
Alcoholic Slayer: OH MY GOD I CANNOT FUNCTION RIGHTR NOW BECAUSE OF MY GRIEF.
Sukoda Fox: *resumes her crying* I said I was sorry! *turns and runs from the room*
Alcoholic Slayer: YOU KNOW WHAT
Alcoholic Slayer: TURN ABOUT IS FAIR PLAY
Alcoholic Slayer: I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN THE HOUSE
Alcoholic Slayer: AND THIS IS congratulations you have just went through a simulation of what it was like to live with me.

9675 seconds later...

Alcoholic Slayer: psst
Alcoholic Slayer: are you posting in hidden tragedy too
Alcoholic Slayer: because i was looking forward to it
Sukoda Fox: I've been trying too. >.< But Pat keeps distracting me with our quest and it's like crack! I can't stop posting in it.
Alcoholic Slayer: god damn it
Alcoholic Slayer: tell him to shut up his face and let you get some stuff done otherwise
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: I'm not in a mood to write dark right now anyway. I started and tried, it came out wrong. I'll probably end up writing it at work tomorrow in a dark, scary and lonely booth.
Alcoholic Slayer: curses. now i have to take my disappointment out on someone...
Sukoda Fox: Pat!
Alcoholic Slayer: oh hai megan

Saxon

12-18-07, 09:16 PM

[22:05] AngelicMalice15: Mmm, Sweeny Todd comes out soon
[22:05] Sirusv2ptO: I hate that its a musical.
[22:06] AngelicMalice15: That's...that's how it was written.
[22:06] Sirusv2ptO: it could've been just as good without singing.
[22:06] AngelicMalice15: Johnny Depp and Helena Carter?
[22:06] AngelicMalice15: That's it I think
[22:06] AngelicMalice15: Either way, they can sing
[22:07] AngelicMalice15: Corpse bride taught me that.
[22:07] Sirusv2ptO: Its a musical.
[22:07] Sirusv2ptO: =/
[22:07] Sirusv2ptO: Theres a difference between claymation and that.
[22:07] AngelicMalice15: I think murder and music go hand in hand!
[22:07] AngelicMalice15: I always said if I tortured someone, it'd be in musical
[22:08] AngelicMalice15: Nothing is scarier than a killer playing the piano while he sings about hurting you.
[22:08] AngelicMalice15: Especially if he's bad at it
[22:08] Sirusv2ptO: music and murder do go hand in hand.
[22:08] Sirusv2ptO: Because when I hear people sing, I have the urge to kill.
[22:08] Sirusv2ptO: o_O
[22:09] AngelicMalice15: Urei was turned on to me when I said I always dreamed out revenge fantasies as a child, set to big lavish broadway musicals
[22:09] AngelicMalice15: "Oh you're....MOTHER'S BEING RAPED BY A TRAIN BEAR!"
[22:09] AngelicMalice15: your*
[22:10] Sirusv2ptO: I always just thought of little fight scenes and stout speeches that I'd have to trim down to witty one-liners.
[22:10] AngelicMalice15: "Razor blades and idian food make one hot asshole for you!"
[22:10] AngelicMalice15: indian*
[22:11] Sirusv2ptO: Heh.
[22:11] AngelicMalice15: I think the government would catch on quickly.
[22:11] AngelicMalice15: "Why does he keep hiring musical crews and knife sharpening services.''

Witchblade

12-18-07, 09:37 PM

around the same time as the Dan conversation

Sukoda Fox: wee!
Sukoda Fox: you're turning into my writing crack.
SethDahlios: XD
SethDahlios: Im rp makes good basis
SethDahlios: Since Althanas is merely the next step
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I know but all I want to write in right now is this quest with you. Everything else is being neglected.
SethDahlios: HA HA HA
SethDahlios: Its because the thread is moving
Sukoda Fox: I know, but... damnit, Pat! You're like crack in a writing sense.
SethDahlios: XD okay okay
SethDahlios: I'm writing Cocaine
Sukoda Fox: lol!
Sukoda Fox: Bad, Pat! Naughty, naughty, Pat.
SethDahlios: Hey, you're the one snorting me up and using me
SethDahlios: Also keep this in mind, you wanted to write with me
SethDahlios: your fault if you get addicted.
Sukoda Fox: You're lucky you live in another country...
SethDahlios: finish the sentace?
Sukoda Fox: Nope, I'm leaving it open for you to interrpret however you want.
SethDahlios: scandalous
Sukoda Fox: don't you know it
Sukoda Fox: posted
SethDahlios: cool beans
SethDahlios: Kiss time by the way...
Sukoda Fox: Yay!

Maia

12-18-07, 09:38 PM

moderndaypaladin: dude, I'm not doing anything wrong
moderndaypaladin: I'm just trying to help a sexually confused young lady

Lavinian Ambition

12-18-07, 10:09 PM

[19:52] SethDahlios: Am I writing cocaine?
[19:52] maiakristel: Sometimes. You respond quickly, and that's usually enough
[19:53] maiakristel: I'd say your more like that drink that bartenders put all of the dregs into
[19:53] maiakristel: Because sometimes you get a little bit of a date rape
[19:53] maiakristel: And that's enough for a high
[19:53] maiakristel: And it's DAMN worth it
[19:53] SethDahlios: Jesus christ colin
[19:53] SethDahlios: When did you go morbid?
[19:54] maiakristel: Sometime when I was 6 and say Sweeny Todd for the first time on stage
[19:54] maiakristel: That
[19:55] maiakristel: Or when I saw the care bears movie for the first time when all the happiness left the world
[19:55] maiakristel: And all the kids began to abuse animals, hurt each other, and effectivly drive the entire world into anarchy
[19:56] SethDahlios: ahh
[19:56] maiakristel: On the other hand
[19:56] maiakristel: Maia's nearly naked
[19:57] maiakristel: Or will be
[19:57] maiakristel: And that's happy enough for I
[19:59] SethDahlios: how so?
[19:59] maiakristel: Because Maia is hot and I hhave a good enough imagination?
[20:00] SethDahlios: kk
[20:00] SethDahlios: but that doesn't explain where
[20:00] SethDahlios: I need to see it for my spank bank collection
[20:00] maiakristel: In the FQ actually
[20:00] maiakristel: It's part of a cosmetic change for her
[20:01] SethDahlios: meh
[20:01] maiakristel: I'm also depraved
[20:02] SethDahlios: whats that? Deluded?
[20:03] maiakristel: Sexy?
[20:03] SethDahlios: no
[20:04] maiakristel: PErverted?
[20:05] SethDahlios: yes
[20:05] maiakristel: Good enough for me, Sarah
[20:05] SethDahlios: Hey now
[20:06] SethDahlios: Sarah has grown out of the perverted fantasy section
[20:06] SethDahlios: she's at least at hard core porn

Call me J

12-19-07, 12:11 AM

nekobooi (12:08:23 AM): Heh, Maia will want to stop for clothes later too
moderndaypaladin (12:09:49 AM): boo clothes
nekobooi (12:10:13 AM): She still needs to buy them
moderndaypaladin (12:10:34 AM): man... clothes are for ugly people
nekobooi (12:11:08 AM): ONOES!
nekobooi (12:11:13 AM): Maia's not ugly!
nekobooi (12:11:18 AM): She can't wear clothes!
moderndaypaladin (12:11:14 AM): now you're getting it!

Lavinian Ambition

12-19-07, 02:10 AM

[00:04] SethDahlios: Tell me stop watching Rammstein live at Volkerball
[00:05] Loquelf: Stop watching Rammstein live at Volkerball. Do it. Do it now.
[00:05] SethDahlios: I have to admit they got excellent stage presence
[00:05] SethDahlios: to make many professional wrestlers jealous

AdventWings

12-19-07, 11:55 AM

[19:18] loquelf: I've got a battle, my Karu against Cyrus's Izvilvin, and then I started up a thread with Anna, so I'm excited about those. ^_^
[19:19] WingsofAdventure: Wow...
[19:19] WingsofAdventure: So, Karu is actually battling Izvilvin?
[19:20] loquelf: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=95581#post95581
[19:20] loquelf: It's only 3 posts so far, so there haven't been any blows exchanged yet, but I think it's good.
[19:21] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Why that little...
[19:21] loquelf: What are you trying to say, Rin?
[19:21] WingsofAdventure: [R]: HE BLEW ME OFF SIX MONTHS AGO!
[19:21] loquelf: Oh, and Anila posted in your battle with her a while back.
[19:21] loquelf: Aww.
[19:21] WingsofAdventure: [R]: He blew off our battle in the Citadel!
[19:21] loquelf: Matt's...like that sometimes.
[19:22] WingsofAdventure: [R]: I am SO going to pound him into the ground next time I see him!
[19:22] loquelf: Lol. You do that, honey.
[19:22] WingsofAdventure: [R]: He said I wasn't strong enough to take on Iz because our styles are too alike!
[19:22] loquelf: Karu isn't strong enough to take on Iz.
[19:22] WingsofAdventure: [R]: I outa kick him in the nuts
[19:22] WingsofAdventure: ^.^;
[19:22] loquelf: I just kind of wheedled him into it.
[19:23] WingsofAdventure: ...and that's Rin on a semi-bad day.
[19:23] WingsofAdventure: [R]: What's it to you, Raven? I'm always like this.
[19:23] loquelf: A: Foul tempered and altogether unpleasant?
[19:23] loquelf: Ooooooh dear...
[19:24] WingsofAdventure: [R]: ...Well, more or less.
[19:24] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Thanks for understanding me.

***

[19:48] loquelf: A: It is so hard to believe you two are sisters, Asuka-chan.
[19:48] WingsofAdventure: [Y]: WELLL~ I was born first. So...
[19:49] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Naturally, she's the one that got the better treatment. *pout*
[19:49] WingsofAdventure: [Y]: Well, I wouldn't say that... ^_^;
[19:49] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Just go look at that Anime, what's it called?
[19:49] WingsofAdventure: ...Higurashi no Naku Koro ni...?
[19:50] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Yeah, that's the one.
[19:50] WingsofAdventure: [Y]: I'm nothing like that! :'(
[19:51] WingsofAdventure: [R]: Well, suffice it to say... You're the strong and stable, I'm the emotionally-wanting.
[19:51] WingsofAdventure: [R]: So there!
[19:51] WingsofAdventure: ^_^;;
[19:51] WingsofAdventure: [Y]: Rin-chan... :'(
[19:52] WingsofAdventure: [R]: ...oh, quit that puppy-dog eyes. It's frightening.
[19:52] loquelf: Raven...it would almost be easier to picture Anila and Rin as sisters than Asuka and Rin.
[19:53] WingsofAdventure: ...Aye. >.>
[19:54] WingsofAdventure: [Y]: :'(
[19:54] loquelf: A: I take offense to that. Me...related to...her...
[19:54] WingsofAdventure: [R]: ... *slowly edges away from Asuka*
[19:54] WingsofAdventure: ...still... >.>
[19:57] WingsofAdventure: [R]: ...you killed chat, Raven.

Cyrus the virus

12-19-07, 02:21 PM

Insane.

Lavinian Ambition

12-19-07, 07:40 PM

The end of crack!

[17:33] SethDahlios: Final post yours
[17:33] Sukoda Fox: kick ass
[17:33] SethDahlios: He went to his room and crashed.
[17:33] Sukoda Fox: figured he would
[17:35] SethDahlios: And with that I refuse to write with you again till you finish your current threads
[17:35] Sukoda Fox: whwhat!?
[17:35] SethDahlios: I don't need people bitching at me about how you don't post anymore ;)
[17:35] Sukoda Fox: Who bitched at you, Dan?
[17:35] SethDahlios: Karu mentioned, and dan yes
[17:35] Sukoda Fox: lmao!
[17:36] SethDahlios: She told me to hurry up game so Witch woudl post again
[17:36] Sukoda Fox: lol, it's not my fault you're damn good crack.
[17:37] SethDahlios: [20:49] Loquelf: Siren is interesting, lol.
[20:49] Loquelf: And...colorful.
[20:49] Loquelf: In more ways than one.
[20:54] SethDahlios: Games been fun too
[20:54] Loquelf: ^_^
[20:54] Loquelf: Witchy's fun to write with.
[20:54] Loquelf: You guys need to finish that thread so that she can respond to Ruins.
[20:55] SethDahlios: yeah I'm sorry about that
[20:55] Loquelf: It happens.
[20:56] Loquelf: AJfA was fun, too.
[20:56] SethDahlios: XD Am I really writing crack?
[20:57] Loquelf: Yeah. It still needs editing for grammatical correctness, though.
[20:57] Loquelf: I'd have suggested it early on in AJfA, but I didn't want to offend.
[20:58] SethDahlios: *bangs head against keyboard* I don't take offense
[20:58] SethDahlios: witch just did it in Games
[17:38] Sukoda Fox: lol

Witchblade

12-19-07, 08:17 PM

ekobooi: I'm a wild man!
nekobooi: Nothing can chain me down!
Sukoda Fox: *chains you down*
nekobooi: That...That's not fair!
Sukoda Fox: Tee hee, sucker. :p
nekobooi: *struggles and cries*

Karuka

12-20-07, 03:24 AM

Loquelf (4:19:02 AM): *noooooose beeeeeeeeep!*
WingsofAdventure (4:19:14 AM): Nyar~!
WingsofAdventure (4:19:20 AM): *cups his nose*
WingsofAdventure (4:19:31 AM): Wut was thwat furr?
Loquelf (4:19:36 AM): Spark up conversation.
WingsofAdventure (4:19:58 AM): Don't make me use my Marlin on you, Nya
Loquelf (4:20:30 AM): I will match you with my red herring!

Later, with the OTHER bazaar kitty:

Loquelf (11:49:50 PM): Oh noes!
nekobooi (11:49:56 PM): GHOST@
nekobooi (11:50:01 PM): *hides under tablecloth*
Loquelf (11:50:23 PM): Goofy kitty.
nekobooi (11:50:38 PM): Ghoossst*
Loquelf (11:51:07 PM): Who ya gonna call?
nekobooi (11:51:25 PM): Ira!

Maia

12-22-07, 12:57 AM

Necathys: Innuendo oh my!
Necathys: That's R right there!
nekobooi: In YOUR end, OH!
Necathys: My rear end?
nekobooi: well, in the Cadillac
Necathys: I just lost you!
nekobooi: Just like how I lost my sanity!
Necathys: And how I lost my prostate on that dark and wintry night!
Necathys: Good thing is, no more prostate cancer!
nekobooi: Yay!
nekobooi: Prostate cancer if your stupid peoples!
Necathys: Yes! I think!
nekobooi: And for people who are squimish about getting poked
Necathys: Poked from behind?
Necathys: Is this a new variant of Dan's Surprise Buttsecks?
nekobooi: It's what doctors do to check for prostrate cancer!
nekobooi: They use large, splintery, cold heaps of ironwood
nekobooi: dipped in sand and molasses!
Necathys: And it's also how anal sex stimulates men!
Necathys: Yay for too much information!

Godhand

12-23-07, 08:28 PM

Alcoholic Slayer is away at 9:20:05 PM.
Jack Raynes: Hey.
Jack Raynes: I've got a plan, man.
Jack Raynes: I've got a great plan.
Jack Raynes: So we get these little dogs, okay?
Auto response from Alcoholic Slayer: I'll take care of all of my threads tomorrow. I need recovery first. No questions, please.
Jack Raynes: We get these little dogs and put tiny bandanas on their necks.
Jack Raynes: But we put tiny cameras underneath the bandanas, okay?
Jack Raynes: And then we wait outside a catholic school.
Jack Raynes: But the dogs need to be cute, okay!?
Jack Raynes: Okay, so we wait until the bell rings and all the schoolgirls come out.
Jack Raynes: And then we get them to bend down and pet the dogs.
Jack Raynes: By "dogs" I mean "dogs", not our penises.
Jack Raynes: Okay and then we post the videos of the upskirt cam on the internet.
Jack Raynes: Step 4: ??????
Jack Raynes: Step 5: PROFIT!
Jack Raynes: Okay if you don't reply in the next five seconds I'll assume you're down with the clown 'till you're dead in the ground.
Jack Raynes: That's five seconds! Okay buddy, goodbye! I don't go into business with jugallos!

Winterhair

12-23-07, 10:43 PM

INGENIOUS!!!! A WAY TO BE EXTREMELY LAZY AND DASTARDLY EVIL WHILE MAKING MONEY!!! I must look further into this...kekekekeke....

Lucien

12-24-07, 12:59 AM

AngelicMalice15 (12:50:07 PM): What's wrong with being a furry?
AngelicMalice15 (12:50:13 PM): They have their uses.
Sirusv2ptO (12:50:17 PM): O_o
Alcoholic Slayer (12:50:22 PM): hahaha
Wolf Biomancer (12:50:23 PM): nothing's wrong with them
AngelicMalice15 (12:50:25 PM): Someone needs to pre-heat the ovens for the jews.

***

nekobooi (1:54:45 PM): One of my ancestors lost the battle of New Orleans
Sirusv2ptO (1:54:58 PM): Oh?
AngelicMalice15 (1:54:58 PM): Your ancestor was in FEMA?

Zook Murnig

12-24-07, 09:12 AM

A few days back.

SuperSonicMatt1 (3:54:06 PM): For some reason I've taken to describing Caduceus as a "country boy" or "country magician" a lot lately.
nekobooi (3:54:17 PM): He isn't a pig farmer?
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:54:24 PM): Nope.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:54:34 PM): He's from the backwoods, though. Literally.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:54:36 PM): Concordia.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:54:50 PM): A small village named Hearthwood.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:55:03 PM): Predominantly Saphardic Jews.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:55:18 PM): Well...Saphardics.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:55:26 PM): Not technically Jews.
nekobooi (3:57:30 PM): Minor details
nekobooi (3:57:36 PM): He should be a pig farmer though
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:58:20 PM): Maybe one day after he's grown old and helped stave off a demon invasion.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:58:30 PM): INVASION OF THE SOUL.
nekobooi (3:59:14 PM): Well, I just got this really funny idea that Cad sells BATTLE BOARS to people
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:59:32 PM): Battle Boars of God.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:00:01 PM): They be havin' celestial symbols branded on 'em.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:00:11 PM): And Hebrew letters.
nekobooi (4:01:05 PM): and giant tusks
nekobooi (4:01:10 PM): You don't eat
nekobooi (4:01:14 PM): Use them for woar!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:01:32 PM): Maybe in a non-canonical thread.
nekobooi (4:03:48 PM): Do it
nekobooi (4:04:01 PM): You know battle boars is too awesome of an idea to not do
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:04:34 PM): Really, raising pigs was the most degrading job in ancient Israelite culture.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:04:52 PM): They needed caring for, however.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:05:06 PM): Even they are among God's creatures.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:05:48 PM): Done.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:06:09 PM): NOW GIMME MAH SHIT WAND MONGER!!!

Zook Murnig

12-24-07, 10:10 AM

Later on...

nekobooi (4:08:38 PM): Want me to just end it now?
nekobooi (4:10:04 PM): Answer pawn of Manda!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:10:11 PM): Aye.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:10:18 PM): Sorry, my Katamari is calling.
nekobooi (4:10:26 PM): Good enough
nekobooi (4:10:32 PM): NOW ROLL UP A STAR!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:11:13 PM): BEARRRRR!!!
nekobooi (4:11:32 PM): USE YOUR LAZERS BEAR!
nekobooi (4:11:35 PM): USE YOUR LAZERS!
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:11:53 PM): Silly cat, Polar Bears don't have lazers.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:11:56 PM): They have lasers.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:12:01 PM): Which are useless against Katamari.
nekobooi (4:12:33 PM): OH!
nekobooi (4:12:35 PM): Polar bears?
nekobooi (4:12:42 PM): I thought they were brown bears
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:13:08 PM): There's a polar bear singing by the pond.
nekobooi (4:14:55 PM): With mushrooms?
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:37:34 PM): Wait...what? EXP added?
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:37:39 PM): I'm confused...
nekobooi (4:37:46 PM): I hate non round numbers
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:38:05 PM): I understand GP deducted, but EXP added?
nekobooi (4:38:26 PM): I hate round numbers
nekobooi (4:38:33 PM): it was only 17
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:39:12 PM): You just hated that my EXP amount was a weird number.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:39:18 PM): It's 3200 now.
SuperSonicMatt1 (4:39:21 PM): >.>
nekobooi (4:39:41 PM): Exactly

Witchblade

12-26-07, 08:12 PM

Sukoda Fox: *pokes you then falls over from the effort*
moderndaypaladin: hey there
moderndaypaladin: want to start planning for the BB?
moderndaypaladin: or are you too busy with all the work you have to do
Sukoda Fox: I'm on hiatus at Althanas right now... I am a leaf on the wind. >.>
moderndaypaladin: I figured as much
Sukoda Fox: my large amount of work is my two jobs and my crazy 12 hour working day.
moderndaypaladin: thats why I haven't tried to bring it up
moderndaypaladin: yeah I know
moderndaypaladin: its too bad
Sukoda Fox: please kidnap me... *cries*
Sukoda Fox: so what did you want to talk about before my brain shuts off?
moderndaypaladin: whatever you'd prefer!
moderndaypaladin: I was thinking of the kidnapping plans
Sukoda Fox: lol
moderndaypaladin: I have already hired a group of hooligans from Atlanta
Sukoda Fox: hmm... all right.
moderndaypaladin: I would get Columbian hooligans, but the chance of getting Andres is too great
Sukoda Fox: You could always ask Andrew, he lives in Columbia.
moderndaypaladin: yeah but I don't know if I could trust him to bring you to Iowa
Sukoda Fox: What do you think he'd do to me? Keep me for himself? o.O
moderndaypaladin: probably
Sukoda Fox: lmao!
moderndaypaladin: either that or just talk to you about wrestling or something
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I might be tempted to play the naughty kidnapee if Andrew came to get me... so, better not. :p
moderndaypaladin: yeah that'd just be terrible
Sukoda Fox: Oh... yes... terrible. >.>
Sukoda Fox: *coughs*
moderndaypaladin: what a shame...
Sukoda Fox: what a shame for shyam. :p
moderndaypaladin: I'd have to call the Royal Canadian Mounties
moderndaypaladin: well yes
moderndaypaladin: and I'm the person I care about
Sukoda Fox: aww... and here I thought you'd be kidnapping me because you liked me.
Sukoda Fox: It's all about the sex, isn;t it, Shyam!?
moderndaypaladin: sex? I thought I could turn you into a domestic servant
moderndaypaladin: well yeah, sex too
moderndaypaladin: but I really just need my laundry done :P
Sukoda Fox: I don't do laundry.
moderndaypaladin: well I suppose I'll still kidnapp you
moderndaypaladin: just don't be mad if I hire second rate kidnappers now
Sukoda Fox: *sighs and rolls her eyes* if they get any funny ideas in the process, I'm not responsible for your damaged goods.
moderndaypaladin: I suppose I can't blame you
Sukoda Fox: they're your second rate kidnappers.
moderndaypaladin: actually I may just go first rate
moderndaypaladin: now that I think about it, second rate kidnapping agencies are the ones who probably hire Andrew
Sukoda Fox: lol!

Vortimo

12-26-07, 08:35 PM

Sukoda Fox (8:28:00 PM): what's up, chikita?
restitutionspork (8:28:32 PM): The ceiling and thusly, the American flag which is pinned thereon.
Sukoda Fox (8:28:43 PM): ewww...
restitutionspork (8:29:23 PM): Hey now, don't make me nuke you.
Sukoda Fox (8:29:42 PM): don't make me kill you with peacekeeping soldiers that could kick your ass in.
restitutionspork (8:30:07 PM): Canadian ass kickers.... BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA! That's a good one.
restitutionspork (8:30:15 PM): Hee hee hee. HEE HEE HEE.
restitutionspork (8:30:27 PM): The only way a Canadian coudl kill me is to force feed me a bunch of maple syrup.
Sukoda Fox (8:30:35 PM): ...
Sukoda Fox (8:30:53 PM): My ire towards American's rises every time they make fun of our military.
restitutionspork (8:31:21 PM): And your grammar. No apostrophe should be in that sentence.
Sukoda Fox (8:31:58 PM): *shrugs* like I care, I've been up for somewhere around 16 hours, working for about 12 of those hours.
restitutionspork (8:32:17 PM): So why aren't you sleeping?
Sukoda Fox (8:32:40 PM): I'm plotting with Shyam... because he likes Canadians and doesn't mock us.
restitutionspork (8:33:46 PM): To your face.
Sukoda Fox (8:33:57 PM): you're a jerk...
restitutionspork (8:34:32 PM): Basically, yeah.

Zook Murnig

12-27-07, 12:24 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (11:26:09 AM): I want to get something for Amatullah, but I don't know what to send her to the Bazaar for.
nekobooi (11:26:54 AM): Sheer Underwear
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:26:59 AM): O.o
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:27:08 AM): For an Ashkenazic priestess?
nekobooi (11:27:15 AM): Rule 34!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:27:22 AM): Rule 34?
nekobooi (11:27:35 AM): There is porn of it, no exceptions
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:28:00 AM): Is, has been, or will be.
nekobooi (11:28:16 AM): Well, Rule 35 takes care of it
nekobooi (11:28:28 AM): If porn cannot be found of something, it will be made
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:29:21 AM): There's a rule, I don't know the number of it however, that states whatever fetish can be thought up in any sort of conversation, within five seconds there will spontaneously be made a site for that fetish.
nekobooi (11:29:49 AM): I think that may be a subsidy of Rule 34 and 35
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:30:07 AM): Subsidiary?
nekobooi (11:30:19 AM): I spel gud
nekobooi (11:30:55 AM): Yeah, Rule 36 is the three-fer
nekobooi (11:31:10 AM): "No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish."

Nekoprincess

12-27-07, 07:16 PM

Moonrose448: *Gets buried under the weight of too many threads* Nyao I'm doing it again! XD
nekobooi: Yay!
nekobooi: *jumps on*
Moonrose448: Nyao? What are you doing?!
nekobooi: Crushing you to death? =3
Moonrose448: Nyao OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Moonrose448: I"m not a freaking cockroach! I don't need to be crushed x.x
Moonrose448: *Gets crushed anyway as the weight of her threads and Leon combined make everything topple onto her and crush her*
nekobooi: meep!
nekobooi: *gets off and digs*
Moonrose448: *Has stars in front of her eyes and is singing "Oh what pretty stars those are" Song*
nekobooi: *pokes with stick!*
nekobooi: weee
nekobooi: *pokey pokey poke*
Moonrose448: x.x *Lets out a whimper as my eyes are starry like as I"m still singing the "I"m seeing Stars" Song*
nekobooi: *pulls from under load*
Moonrose448: Uhhhhh *I blink my body looking like a flattened pancake as there is a few stars dancing over my head*
nekobooi: *puts hose in mouth and pumps to get back to regular shape*
Moonrose448: *Gets inflated as the air hose works its magic, blinking as my vision readjusts I stammer* W...w..wha happened?
nekobooi: Herd of stampeding elephants ran by
Moonrose448: Really? *Holding my hand to my head* I thought I got crushed by a horde of stampeding threads and one overexcited kitty boy!?
nekobooi: Maybe >.>
Moonrose448: *Waitnig for the stars to pass I murmur* I...I see...but oh well...at least you helped me and my body doesn't feel like air anymore....
Moonrose448: Anyway thank you for the help *I stutter as my head slowly clears*
Moonrose448: Nyao? *Pokes after I'm fully recovered* You there?
nekobooi: meeep~
nekobooi: *falls*
Moonrose448: *Blinks* Meep? Your that light?
nekobooi: maybe

I just thought this was funny!

Artifex Felicis

12-27-07, 07:27 PM

nekobooi: Think of a 50 year old, morbidly obese woman doing jumping jacks!
Necathys: SEXY
nekobooi: Whose really a man!
Necathys: SEXIEWR

Karuka

12-29-07, 06:00 PM

Loquelf (6:53:01 PM): Oh, brb, cookies are done.
Letho (6:53:10 PM): OK
Loquelf (6:57:18 PM): Homemade cookies kick store-bought cookies' butts.
Letho (6:59:41 PM): Any kind of cookies kick no cookies butts.
Loquelf (6:59:58 PM): True.

grim137

12-31-07, 06:54 PM

AngelicMalice15 (6:47:54 PM): Lets fuck
R34l l337 1 (6:47:58 PM): no
AngelicMalice15 (6:48:08 PM): You drink, then we make fuck
R34l l337 1 (6:48:41 PM): If fucking you in a drunken stupor doesn't get me to swear off alcohol for ever, nothign will
R34l l337 1 (6:49:01 PM): which would probably be good for me
AngelicMalice15 (6:51:05 PM): Lets drink and fuck a chick
R34l l337 1 (6:51:43 PM): deal
AngelicMalice15 (6:52:00 PM): I get first dibs
AngelicMalice15 (6:52:03 PM): And second
AngelicMalice15 (6:52:09 PM): You get 15th in fact
R34l l337 1 (6:52:14 PM): I thought we were going to double team her
AngelicMalice15 (6:52:35 PM): So, You go for the mouth, I go for the ass
R34l l337 1 (6:52:53 PM): right, witchblade will love it
R34l l337 1 (6:53:22 PM): or am I thinking of Manda?
AngelicMalice15 (6:56:48 PM): Manda is a three man girl
AngelicMalice15 (6:56:52 PM): Not two
R34l l337 1 (6:57:22 PM): Witchblade it is then

Skie and Avery

12-31-07, 06:57 PM

Damn straight.

Godhand

01-02-08, 02:02 AM

Jack Raynes: OMG MY BFF JILL!
Necathys: Also called Gerard!
Jack Raynes: Oh >-------Nose
Jack Raynes: Wait, Gerard Way?
Jack Raynes: You better not be Gerard Way.
Jack Raynes: I will fucking kill you, Gerard Way.

Godhand

01-03-08, 12:48 AM

Jack Raynes: Hey man, I'm reading your profile.
Alcoholic Slayer: ok
Jack Raynes: And I'm just wondering when you turned into such a pussy?
Alcoholic Slayer: dude, i'm busy with my dick
Jack Raynes: Didn't it used to be Dan Wilson?
Jack Raynes: Now look at this shit.
Jack Raynes: DakunnecessaryapostropheArsha.
Jack Raynes: Reno-911.
Jack Raynes: Dimitri Osama Utah.
Jack Raynes: Uruha.
Jack Raynes: And Ghis.
Jack Raynes: What is this shit?
Alcoholic Slayer signed off at 1:45:20 AM.

Jack Raynes: WTF NIGGA?
Alcoholic Slayer: i had to block your ass. you were fucking with my boner. all i could hear was the adult's voice on peanuts, that "wha wha wha" shit getting louder every time the little box popped up in the corner. now i need to get dressed and smoke.
Jack Raynes: NIGGA YOU BEST BE JOKING!
Alcoholic Slayer: no
Jack Raynes: Hold on, I want to send you something...
Jack Raynes wants to directly connect.
Alcoholic Slayer is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature..
Jack Raynes: Oh fuck you.
Alcoholic Slayer: what
Jack Raynes: Why don't you support me ;_;
Jack Raynes: Jack Raynes wants to directly connect.
Alcoholic Slayer is not accepting Direct IM requests or does not support the Direct IM feature.
Alcoholic Slayer: probably because i'm on a new version of AIM or something. that's my guesws
Jack Raynes: Well hold on.
Jack Raynes: I want to send you a picture.
Jack Raynes wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator\My Documents\My Pictures\1199257836630.jpg.
Jack Raynes: Enjoy the lulz.
Alcoholic Slayer received C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator\My Documents\My Pictures\1199257836630.jpg.
Alcoholic Slayer: lollercaust.
Alcoholic Slayer: gun safety eagles: serious business.
Jack Raynes: Nigger you best be joking! is the greatest line ever.
Jack Raynes: Wait, wtf? When you send a file you keep a copy, right?
Jack Raynes: FUCK NIGGA! GIVE ME BACK MY FILE!

Witchblade

01-05-08, 11:03 PM

MlRaven69: brb
Sukoda Fox: okay
Sukoda Fox: are you back yet!? *whines*
MlRaven69: yup, sorry if I'm a bit slow. I've got my neice on the phone
Sukoda Fox: aww, that's fine. ^^
MlRaven69: she's so cute ^^
Sukoda Fox: They are when they're not yours. You can play with them and then give them back.
MlRaven69: i wish I could play with them
Sukoda Fox: Yeah... another country thing makes that hard.
MlRaven69: true,
MlRaven69: i miss my little bro and I wishI could see his kids grown up
Sukoda Fox: God I hope my bro doesn't have kids... >.>
MlRaven69: lol, why?
Sukoda Fox: because... it's Hose. You'd understand if you knew him. His friends actually created a Hose Marchenko group on facebook.
MlRaven69: O.o
MlRaven69: thats odd
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I believe somewhere on it it says 'This site is not endorsed by Hose Carchenko' they discuss his sexual orientation on it, someone claiming that he's a-sexual. It's really funny.
MlRaven69: rofl

NOTE: The name Hose Marchenko is used to protect the real name of the brother discussed in this conversation.

Witchblade

01-06-08, 02:46 PM

SethDahlios: unfortunately darling I must go, friends deman snackrifices and I shall go to in and out burger to appease this growing pain in my stomach, I guess you could call it a hunger
Sukoda Fox: That i do! Have fun snacking away at the helpless and slaughtered cows that fill your bun. ^^
SethDahlios: yes, I can has cheez burger!
SethDahlios: alright off to go slay the living and cause wanton mass destruction, as the vessel of a dragons might only can
Sukoda Fox: Ohhh, wish I could come. ^^ Have fun!
SethDahlios: Ha ha, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Elijah_Morendale

01-06-08, 09:47 PM

Oberst Christoph (10:43:39 PM): Now get crackin' on that post, bitch.
Oberst Christoph (10:43:40 PM): >.>
Oberst Christoph (10:43:42 PM): <.<
Midvalley20 (10:43:44 PM): i'll get crackin when i damn well feel like it.
Oberst Christoph (10:43:56 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (10:43:53 PM): i owe other posts first, biznatch
Oberst Christoph (10:44:06 PM): I got crackin' on your MOM!
Midvalley20 (10:44:06 PM): my mom probably cracked you
Oberst Christoph (10:44:22 PM): I got your mom's crack.
Oberst Christoph (10:44:26 PM): If you know what I mean.
Midvalley20 (10:44:21 PM): you would
Oberst Christoph (10:44:31 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (10:44:32 PM): you always was partial for the ass
Midvalley20 (10:44:35 PM): giving or receiving
Oberst Christoph (10:44:50 PM): Only from your mom.
Midvalley20 (10:45:01 PM): your mom jokes have been kind of on a slide lately
Midvalley20 (10:45:07 PM): like me off your mom's massive gut
Oberst Christoph (10:45:44 PM): hahaha. Well played.

Lavinian Ambition

01-07-08, 10:50 PM

[20:47] Sukoda Fox: "You can't rape the willing" Or "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me."
[20:48] SethDahlios: You knwo I saw that in a signature, is that your faerie girl?
[20:49] Sukoda Fox: Yep, it's Fae. :p It's from Lasair's sig.
[20:49] SethDahlios: SHould have known
[20:49] SethDahlios: you can't make a sane character
[20:49] SethDahlios: NO
[20:49] SethDahlios: they have to be little dominatrixes
[20:49] SethDahlios: or they have to be fucking spsychos
[20:49] SethDahlios: Oh wait
[20:49] SethDahlios: thats me
[20:49] SethDahlios: nevermind

Saxon

01-08-08, 08:57 PM

And you thought YOUR friends were bible-thumpers;

Friend: It's sad that the Clintons have already started trying to smear everyone else...
[21:32] Sirusv2ptO: Yup.
Friend: I mean personally I don't like Obama but its not Clinton's job (especially not Bill's) to tell us of his faults. Bill has nothing in this it's his wife's baby let her take care of it. He can't win it for her.
[21:34] Sirusv2ptO: Excellent point.
Friend: Plus maybe he should keep his speach making to days when he isn't hoarse from giving blow jobs.
[21:35] Sirusv2ptO: ...
[21:35] Sirusv2ptO: Wow. That was a bit low, even for you. o_O
Friend: lol
Friend: I really don't like what the Clintons are doing.
Friend: They make me so mad. It was bad enough dealing with Bill, We don't need Hillary in Office.
[21:36] Sirusv2ptO: Bill was good actually.
Friend: Plus he's the one with the sex scandals.
[21:37] Sirusv2ptO: ...Christina. EVERY PRESIDENT is involved in sex scandals.
Friend: lol....
[21:37] Sirusv2ptO: The only difference is that Bill got caught and lied about it.
Friend: I meant that's why I made that joke...
Friend: Anyway, yeah, Bill did some good things in office. Overall though I don't think he was a very good president.
[21:38] Sirusv2ptO: Eh... as per tradition, I disagree. =/
Friend: lol
Friend: Well we were doing so well agreeing...
Friend: and then this..lol
Friend: It's alright though.
[21:38] Sirusv2ptO: Hah.
Friend: Yeah but anyway Hillary isn't worthy of the title of First woman president.....well actually I don't think they should allow woman to be president.....but that's just me
[21:39] Sirusv2ptO: i never understood that.
[21:39] Sirusv2ptO: Shouldn't women be rooting for a woman president?
[21:40] Sirusv2ptO: I mean not Clinton, fuck no.
Friend: lol
[21:40] Sirusv2ptO: But I've heard a lot of women with animosity towards having a woman president.
[21:40] Sirusv2ptO: I don't get it.
Friend: Well I don't know about most but as for me the Bible...not in these words exactly....but.....says men should be the bread winners, men are in charge over woman.....and some other things about it basically meaning Woman...although not inferior to men....are meant to be submissive to them
Friend: and it's hard to be submissive when you're "running" a country
[21:42] Sirusv2ptO: ...
[21:43] Sirusv2ptO: I don't understand how you can willingly be dominated.
[21:43] Sirusv2ptO: Jeez.
Friend: It's not domination. Woman have a rightful place and men do to....that's just where I belong
[21:43] Sirusv2ptO: I mean, I never thought of myself as better than you or any other woman.
Friend: Well it's not that men are better...
[21:44] Sirusv2ptO: And they say Islam is sexist.
Friend: It's not sexism...
Friend: God had a reason for making that way...
[21:45] Sirusv2ptO: Okay, then explain to me how a religion who develops a gender caste system isn't favoring to one another. If one gender was the alleged 'bread winner' i.e. dominant over the other and that 'women should know their place', how is that right? o_O
[21:46] Sirusv2ptO: I mean, for once I'm not trying to smear christianity. I'm curious. I mean I've absolutely never heard of this sort of thing before.
Friend: Is not quite like that, I mean I don't have the exact words from the Bible thats just how I broke it down. Like I said woman aren't inferior to men...that are supposed to be submissive to their husbands. It's not like woman shouldn't have careers or you know whatever. And even according to the biblical stuff it doesn't say anything that would technically prevent a woman from being president...I just personally believe that way because of what the Bible says...it's not that it actually says that woman can't be...
[21:49] Sirusv2ptO: Jesus. If there is some sort of heaven your going to give St. Peter (?) a heart attack at the gates. =P
Friend: What?
[21:50] Sirusv2ptO: Your the most stick-to-the-rules kinda bible belter I've ever met. Its a compliment.
Friend: lol
Friend: Well nobody's perfect but it can't hurt to be as close as possible.

Cyrus the virus

01-08-08, 09:26 PM

Serilliant: Your personal testimony is hardly convincing
Serilliant: Get it? 'Hard'ly. Ha. Ha ha. Y... yeah, you get it. Ha.
DraconianCyrus: Haha, like an erection
Serilliant: Right
Serilliant: I knew you were sharp
DraconianCyrus: Like an erection!

Nirov

01-10-08, 08:15 PM

AngelicMalice15 (9:10:35 PM): Stop picking up pennies, jew.
legofmight (9:10:52 PM): ok

AngelicMalice15 (9:11:25 PM): Stop taking our outsourced jobs, indian.
moderndaypaladin (9:11:52 PM): ok

AngelicMalice15 (9:11:55 PM): Stop fucking babies, you rapisty baby-fucker.
AlcoholicSlayer (9:12:52 PM): never, cause it's awwwright.

Nirov

01-11-08, 10:50 AM

AngelicMalice15 (11:35:59 AM): http://www.roflcat.com/heil.php - Your favorite
Alcoholic Slayer (11:37:42 AM): that cat knows what's what.
AngelicMalice15 (11:37:57 AM): Imagine owning that cat and having your friends over.
AngelicMalice15 (11:38:08 AM): "Uh...Dan...what the fuck did you paint on your cat?"
AngelicMalice15 (11:38:16 AM): "Oh, that's how he looks."
AngelicMalice15 (11:38:27 AM): "He won't stop fucking staring at me..."
AngelicMalice15 (11:38:30 AM): "He smells the jew."
Alcoholic Slayer (11:38:55 AM): on the ride over: "Dan's a little strange. Your going to have to give the nazi salute to his cat."
Alcoholic Slayer (11:38:58 AM): "What?"
Alcoholic Slayer (11:39:10 AM): "If you don't do it he makes you dance."
Alcoholic Slayer (11:39:15 AM): "I don't dance."
Alcoholic Slayer (11:39:19 AM): "With his gun."
AngelicMalice15 (11:39:28 AM): Later on.
AngelicMalice15 (11:39:42 AM): "Dan, I'm going to pop some cookies in the ove-WHAT THE FUCK."
AngelicMalice15 (11:39:53 AM): "THERE ARE BONES IN HERE!"
AngelicMalice15 (11:40:00 AM): "Thousands of mice!"
Alcoholic Slayer (11:43:22 AM): hahaha.
AngelicMalice15 (11:43:42 AM): What a fucking freaky cat.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:44:03 AM): I wish that was my cat.

Godhand

01-11-08, 03:00 PM

Jack Raynes: Hey everyone! The Althies you loved so much from 2007 are back, only this time we'll have more categories and perhaps even, dare I say it, more fun!
Jack Raynes: Do you realize you sound like Barney?
moderndaypaladin: yes

restitutionspork: Sorry, I got kids I gotta look after.
Jack Raynes: You're dead to me.
restitutionspork: I love you too

Slayer of the Rot

01-11-08, 08:39 PM

Sukoda Fox (7:56:45 PM): *sigh* you never want to touch me. :p
Alcoholic Slayer (7:58:50 PM): In my defense though I never want to touch anyone but myself.

Godhand (9:22:49 PM): Slayer I think you should get together with Black and Blue Eyes.
Godhand (9:23:10 PM): I assume she got Black and Blue Eyes for having to be told twice. But that's not the point.
Godhand (9:23:17 PM): The points is she likes chewing on nuts.
Alcoholic Slayer (9:23:35 PM): Actually, looking at the new avatar I'd been thinking of sticking it in her pooper. She looks like she's asking for it.
Alcoholic Slayer (9:23:40 PM): And that's a plus for me.
Godhand (9:24:00 PM): Tap z or r twice to do a barrel roll.
Alcoholic Slayer (9:24:34 PM): By get together you mean brutally rape, right?

Witchblade

01-11-08, 08:55 PM

Sukoda Fox: man... I wish I had a life.
moderndaypaladin: I can see that
moderndaypaladin: you could have a life making me dinner
moderndaypaladin: just sayin'
Sukoda Fox: what, you want me to be your little house wife or something? Don't I at least get some fucking mind blowing sex out of this deal?
moderndaypaladin: nope
moderndaypaladin: I'm more just being a fartaround
Sukoda Fox: I always knew you couldn't get it up.
moderndaypaladin: how did you find out?
moderndaypaladin: have you been talking to Cory?
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, his big mouth never shuts up.
moderndaypaladin: about my ED?
Sukoda Fox: That and how small you are.
moderndaypaladin: ah... I'm only small because of the ED
Sukoda Fox: yeah, yeah... excuses. I guess then I'll have to go find me a real man.
moderndaypaladin: try Cory
moderndaypaladin: he's such a real man he sleeps with them
Sukoda Fox: Nah, he's too gay for me.

Godhand

01-11-08, 09:09 PM

Sukoda Fox: I've got nothing to give away
Jack Raynes: Then stuff yourself into an oven so it doesn't spread.
Sukoda Fox: what would you do if I really did that? :p
Jack Raynes: Turn it on.

Witchblade

01-11-08, 09:42 PM

Jack Raynes: Were you shocked and appalled?
Sukoda Fox: at what? your face?
Jack Raynes: OHHHHHH SNAP!

Jack Raynes: Hold on, let me send you a picture of my cock.
Sukoda Fox: will I be able to see it?

Godhand

01-11-08, 10:00 PM

You can't just say shit like that. You need to qualify it, you whore.

I sent her The Pain Series instead and yelled psyche.

Witchblade

01-11-08, 10:05 PM

Yeah well, you didn't give me much to quality it with, you fucking slut. What I saw was barely visible.

Sukoda Fox: lol, I knew you weren't gay. :p
Sukoda Fox: It;s okay.
moderndaypaladin: is this Godhand?
Sukoda Fox: What? God no, it's Megan. How could Andrew be talking to you on my account?
moderndaypaladin: no, I meant is this Godhand who told you to say that
moderndaypaladin: I know its Megan
moderndaypaladin: he kept sending me clips of a convo you were having
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: No, I said it.
moderndaypaladin: he's basically calling me gay for whatever reason he's decided on
Sukoda Fox: Because he told me to have sex with you.
Sukoda Fox: and I told him you wouldn't because you have a girlfriend, so now you're gay.
moderndaypaladin: ahhh...
moderndaypaladin: I'm not gay
Sukoda Fox: lol!
moderndaypaladin: because I still smack women on the ass as they pass me by

Godhand

01-11-08, 10:16 PM

Sukoda Fox: well, I always knew your drug lords were fuckin' quick.
Jack Raynes: Of course. We got to run from the cops.
Jack Raynes: And back to our homes so we can beat bitches like you that need to be told twice.
Sukoda Fox: I should remove all your experience.
Jack Raynes: DO IT FAGGOT
Sukoda Fox: Okay.
Jack Raynes: Give me negative experience.
Sukoda Fox: sure thing
Jack Raynes: I figure it'll loop back into level 99.
Jack Raynes: Then the althanas colors will become inversed and the site will shut down forever.
Jack Raynes: Now look what you've done.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Jack Raynes: Thanks a lot you fucking bitch.
Sukoda Fox: There ya go! Negative experience. :p
Sukoda Fox: Never dare someone with admin powers! :p
Jack Raynes: You've played right into my hands.
Jack Raynes: My power level! It's OVER NINE THOUUUUSSSAAAAANNNDDD!

Witchblade

01-11-08, 10:25 PM

Oberst Christoph: No, really.
Sukoda Fox: whatever
Oberst Christoph: Staaaay calm. Lol.
Sukoda Fox: I am calm... why do you think I'm not calm?
Oberst Christoph: >.>
Oberst Christoph: It would have been funny if you'd strangled me to say that, and typed in all caps.
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Sukoda Fox: I'M FUCKING CALM!!! *grabs you and shakes you* WHY DON'T YOU THINK I'M CALM!?
Oberst Christoph: Heehee!!
Oberst Christoph: Lol.

Call me J

01-13-08, 05:08 PM

My Sister (5:01:50 PM): tiki barber TD
hero of research (5:01:57 PM): Tiki Barber retired last year
My Sister (5:02:08 PM): wait
My Sister (5:02:10 PM): marion
My Sister (5:02:13 PM): yah
My Sister (5:02:14 PM): sorry
My Sister (5:02:15 PM): lol
hero of research (5:02:17 PM): Joe Namath have a TD pass?
My Sister (5:02:43 PM): no idea
hero of research (5:02:40 PM): I was teasing
hero of research (5:02:51 PM): he's an old quarterback from the 70s
My Sister (5:03:49 PM): i was gonna say i thought their QB was tony romo
My Sister (5:03:53 PM): lol
hero of research (5:05:10 PM): you're fired
My Sister (5:05:27 PM): lol
hero of research (5:05:18 PM): not as my sister, but from telling me the scores of football games
My Sister (5:05:35 PM): :)
hero of research (5:05:26 PM): you can still be my sister, for now
My Sister (5:06:02 PM): well i didnt say yes to your question i said i dont know. if i said yes then i would deserve to be fired lol
hero of research (5:06:21 PM): probably

-x-

AngelicMalice15 (10:25:49 PM): We need Pearl Jam
moderndaypaladin (10:25:46 PM): I concurr
AngelicMalice15 (10:26:25 PM): Is that copy right infringement
moderndaypaladin (10:27:08 PM): it may be
moderndaypaladin (10:27:14 PM): but I say we go for it anyways

The Afflicted

01-14-08, 11:39 AM

Don't say Facebook never did nothin' for us.

<LauraGrace> So what other forum do you play at?
<DeliriumTrigger> Althanas. It's in the vein of high fantasy. I've been really looking forward to getting to play here. The community is really great, from what I've seen.
<LauraGrace> Oooo I've heard of that place!
<LauraGrace> You have a facebook group called 'Alleria is for twats' right?

Karuka

01-14-08, 11:42 AM

Woooow. Yay for facebook groups.

Zook Murnig

01-14-08, 07:43 PM

Ez150 (8:20:21 PM): I'll be in DC on March 5-9th and would love to take Kaleigh to a chuckee cheese
Ez150 (8:20:34 PM): I'd be like, "oh no, she's not mine but she's the most precious thing
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:35 PM): She's a little too young for that.
Ez150 (8:20:47 PM): all the young moms would be like 'BAM' want to come over tonight?
Ez150 (8:20:51 PM): I'd be like, sure!
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:08 PM): I knew it was about getting the ladies.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:23 PM): You should go to the maternity ward.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:27 PM): You know they put out.
Ez150 (8:34:15 PM): rofl
Ez150 (8:34:20 PM): not that despirate
Ez150 (8:34:26 PM): I want a responsible woman
Ez150 (8:34:39 PM): take the kid and loved him after the husband left
Ez150 (8:34:48 PM): I want girl yous, zook
Ez150 (8:34:50 PM): girl yous
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:35:19 PM): Gee, I'm flattered.
Ez150 (8:35:46 PM): no homo, of course
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:36:00 PM): What does it matter, really, if it's just a one-night stand?
Ez150 (8:36:30 PM): you never know
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:36:31 PM): Wot? No lezzies?

Empyrean

01-14-08, 07:46 PM

You win for that Patch Adams reference. :D

Zook Murnig

01-14-08, 07:49 PM

I know, right? Best doctor movie ever, I don't care who you are.

Godhand

01-14-08, 09:13 PM

Sukoda Fox: *shrugs* If I have fun it shouldn't matter. I'm not hurting anyone. :p
Jack Raynes: That's just what furries say! Stop it!
Sukoda Fox: This year I'm stuck on going as Namami from Suikoden II or Mizuki from Gravion.
Jack Raynes: You might as well be speaking martian right now.
Sukoda Fox: You haven't played Suikoden II? Wow, I thought you knew all the good video games... such a shame.
Jack Raynes: Let me guess...
Jack Raynes: An unlikely hero saves the world and just maybe learns the meaning of love along the way?
Jack Raynes: God I'm good at this.
Sukoda Fox: Nope
Sukoda Fox: An unlucky leader takes control of an army, is betrayed by his best friend, watches his sister die to save him and fights back his own native country because they want to destroy their neighbouring country.
Jack Raynes: I'm guessing everything I just said happens on some level or another.
Jack Raynes: Wait, wait!
Jack Raynes: Does the general of the opposing army unleash some secret weapon that he loses control of in a bid to take control of the throne?
Sukoda Fox: No, he doesn't fall in love. >.>
Sukoda Fox: no
Sukoda Fox: he keeps control of it, you have to defeat it and him.
Jack Raynes: Hahahaha

Elijah_Morendale

01-14-08, 09:44 PM

Midvalley20: ugh im so cold right now
Sukoda Fox: Blankie?
Midvalley20: two of them and a fleece sweater
Midvalley20: methinks the temperature of my apartment is finally lowering to that of my heart
Sukoda Fox: lol
Midvalley20: >.<
Sukoda Fox: oh get over yourself, emo.
Midvalley20: I BLEED SADNESS
Sukoda Fox: lmao omg

Saxon

01-15-08, 06:50 PM

[19:36] Sirusv2ptO: Now "I" want to play Mass Effect. >_>
[19:37] AngelicMalice15: Exactly
[19:39] Sirusv2ptO: http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/KevinMcCullough/2008/01/13/the_sex-box_race_for_president?page=full&comments=true
[19:39] Sirusv2ptO: This makes it all the more hawt.
[19:40] AngelicMalice15: This...this is completely fake
[19:40] AngelicMalice15: You can't touch body size
[19:40] Sirusv2ptO: Oh yeah?
[19:41] AngelicMalice15: Not to mention the sex, while pretty hot, is only a minute or less long
[19:41] Sirusv2ptO: Damn, I was going to make a plump, blue asian chick with big tits to beat my johnson like she caught it breaking into my house.
[19:41] Sirusv2ptO: *snaps fingers*
[19:41] Sirusv2ptO: Skunked again.
[19:41] AngelicMalice15: It's still worth it for the sex scene
[19:41] AngelicMalice15: But even my girl wasn't that hot.
[19:42] Sirusv2ptO: How much do they do?
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: She was a little plain to look at.
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: Well
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: The head is amazing with how much you control
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: But you can't touch body
[19:42] Sirusv2ptO: LOL
[19:44] Sirusv2ptO: Sounds like cybersex is getting a facelift.
[19:45] AngelicMalice15: It's pretty natural sex scene
[19:45] Sirusv2ptO: Thats still a little sad. =P

Godhand

01-16-08, 08:17 PM

Jack Raynes: Slayer spelled "Devastator" wrong in his level update.
Jack Raynes: Would you like to join me in a brief lol?
moderndaypaladin: yes I would.
Jack Raynes: Very well then.
moderndaypaladin: lol
Jack Raynes: lol

Godhand

01-16-08, 09:25 PM

Sukoda Fox: hmm... brain crapping out. >.>
Jack Raynes: I'm not seeing a solution. I guess you have to kill yourself, huh?
Sukoda Fox: I already went down that road, I'm not prepared to go there again. :p
Sukoda Fox: *gasp* shall you be spared having to complete a quest while reading my crappy writing?
Jack Raynes: God I hope so.
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I know. It is pretty bad.
Sukoda Fox: I think someone was on crack when they awarded me those JC's.
Jack Raynes: Yeah. You should probably quit writing. I can't see you doing any better.
Sukoda Fox: You're right.
Jack Raynes: So, suicide, right?
Sukoda Fox: yeah, I keep a gun in my bedroom.
Jack Raynes: Don't be a pussy.
Jack Raynes: Do it.
Sukoda Fox: you're right. I should just get it over with. Bye.
Jack Raynes: Bye.
Sukoda Fox signed off at 10:23:47 PM.

The Afflicted

01-16-08, 09:34 PM

restitutionspork (9:07:26 PM): Can I ask a favor of you?
Jack Raynes (9:07:34 PM): Go for it.
restitutionspork (9:08:37 PM): The next time you see it online, troll the AIM name gothcarebear666 and put the results on the funny convo thread in Althanas. I will love you forever.
Jack Raynes (9:08:58 PM): ...
Jack Raynes (9:09:06 PM): Why do you seek to use my powers for evil?
restitutionspork (9:09:18 PM): For the lulz. For epic wins.
....
restitutionspork (9:14:37 PM): There's more to it than that. She calls me names and keeps telling Zook the baby might not be his. She's a fucking bitch whore and needs to be trolled for great justice. Plus, she's disgusting white trash.
Jack Raynes (9:14:58 PM): Alright.
Jack Raynes (9:15:13 PM): I'll do it, I guess. But I'm only doing it for the lulz.

I am encouraging every Althanian to take up this quest, for great justice.

Max Dirks

01-16-08, 09:51 PM

I am encouraging every Althanian to take up this quest, for great justice.And a nice lawsuit for harassment.

Godhand

01-16-08, 09:52 PM

...

Man, have you ever even been on the internet?

In b4 lolsuit.

Slayer of the Rot

01-16-08, 09:59 PM

And a nice lawsuit for harassment.

lol wut?

Don't be a cunt, Letho never leveled a lawsuit against me for slander when I was being a cock to him.

gb2 Crashthanas.

Cyrus the virus

01-16-08, 11:15 PM

And a nice lawsuit for harassment.

Internet justice!

Godhand

01-16-08, 11:22 PM

That reminds me:

The raid has been called off. The kid decided to man up and just talk to her like a normal fucking human being instead of e-bullying her. Jesus.

Saxon

01-17-08, 02:59 PM

Letho never leveled a lawsuit against me for slander when I was being a cock to him.

Two words: International lawsuit.

Don't think it'd go very far, do you? :rolleyes:

Whatever happened to that woman who killed her neighbor's daughter through ebullying anyway? Jail time?

But, uh, to keep pace with the thread;

19:42] AngelicMalice15: It's a collection of quotes
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: Taken from online
[19:42] AngelicMalice15: [on the sunject of a Bible printing company]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.
[19:43] Sirusv2ptO: I think they over estimate our commitment to being atheists and our desire to not caring with this.
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Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
[19:45] Sirusv2ptO: Seriously.
[19:45] Sirusv2ptO: I may not like christians, but eh. I don't care enough about them to stone them.
[19:46] AngelicMalice15: Did you see the mock stoning!?
[19:47] AngelicMalice15: "Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day."
[19:48] AngelicMalice15: AngelicMalice15 (7:47:51 PM): My solution?
AngelicMalice15 (7:47:54 PM): Allow them that
AngelicMalice15 (7:48:02 PM): But let the gay students stage a mock Sodom
[19:48] Sirusv2ptO: LOL