A man's wife hits him across the head.
He says "What's that for?"
She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it".
Quick as a flash he says "That's the name of a horse I bet on today, you silly cow"
She apologizes.
A week later she hits him with a frying pan!
He says, "What the fuck was that for?".
She replies. "Your horse phoned!