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You’re_Not_my_Supervisor.exe:
Stun effect duration is situational, and is the sole discretion of SUBJECT and his/her/its willingness to receive violence. For best results, SUBJECT is encouraged to stand still with all targetable bodily orifices open. In 99% of test cases where this did not happen, stun length was simply long enough to perform a simple action such as attack, retreat, abort, retry, and ignore.
Waffle.exe:
Due to inefficient heating coils, Waffle.exe can be executed once per thread.
PARSE ERROR: Spray&Pray.exe not found.