"Well your singing was quite marvellous," the sharply bearded and sexy gentleman said. Poof! A top hat appeared on his head so he could doff it. "And sexy."

He straightened again to his full height, which was very tall. Especially with the top hat. He grinned, showing some long, white teeth.

"And I am most definitely not a demon," he said, smoothing his hair to hide his tiny horn and tucking his tail away behind his legs. "Most definitely not devilish."

He lifted up his slender sexy fingers. "Three lots, eh? Well if that song was anything to go by, you definitely deserve sixty nine, I mean three, potions. Unfortunately, you will need to pay."

"Shall we say," he said sexily, "1350 gold?"