Philomel: I am a highly moral individual who will get quietly married and do everything her husband says ...

Stare: I am a happy individual with a positive outlook on life.

Celandine: But ddaaadddd ...

Vaeron: My daughter is everything in my life. I love her so much. (Actually ... He might be turning into a big softie).

Vixen: I am celibate.

Avin: Hey, want to be my friend?

Professor Charles: Who would like to be given some positive reinforcement?