Once in a life does a hologram become more vivid than orange garages. Vivid Lee Rogers strutted amazingly with a popsicle crammed between his eyes. But there was never more a glamorous coat than the feathers that sparkled dazzlingly over the glazed expression of spectators. They piloted flying coatls midst waves that roared magical twinkies.

Ugandan women explored Uganda with Uganda muffins, made from fluffy Wakandan pompoms.

Elvis decided his crab, Ziggy, wanted disinfectant to inject playdough into seashells for nefarious pandafarians.