Random IM convo thread #55215943323

[FennWenn]

(09:25:24) Nevin: Oh. Oh nooooooooo
(09:25:34) Nevin: There is no nekojin,
(09:25:38) Nevin: No marriagie
(09:25:48) FennWenn: : D but is rumor
(09:25:49) Nevin: Noooooo
(09:25:56) Nevin: Yes yes it is
(09:26:00) FennWenn: Fenn listens in to rumors much
(09:26:34) Smol_Rumblehide: Fenn will write stories of Nevin marrying a nekojin into her solo and get a JC and have it immediately canonized
(09:26:40) Smol_Rumblehide: and then you'll have to like it
(09:26:41) The_Crooked_Knig: Hey fennwenn, did you hear that Nevin, the Alchemist is cheating o his catbride with a girl named Ezra? true story.
(09:27:04) FennWenn: : D
(09:27:23) FennWenn: I hear there is also a speedy elf on the side
(09:27:35) FennWenn: that man has an incredible lovelife
(09:27:53) Nevin: Goddamnit
(09:28:18) The_Crooked_Knig: indeed. it is our civic duty to spread the tales of his activities to the town. to protect the ladies from broken hearts.
(09:28:28) FennWenn: indeed!
(09:28:37) Nevin pulls his hair out
(09:28:42) FennWenn: or to lure more to his gentle arms
(09:28:50) The_Crooked_Knig: also true.
(09:28:52) FennWenn: men too
(09:28:56) Nevin: "I am celibate damn it stop spreading these rumors!"
(09:29:01) FennWenn: none can resist his advances
(09:29:15) Smol_Rumblehide: It's okay to be a mackdaddyomancer
(09:29:16) The_Crooked_Knig goes off to tell stories late into the night about the love master, Nevin.
(09:29:21) Smol_Rumblehide: There is no shame in it
(09:29:56) Nevin makes Sketch's medicine taste absolutely vile and laces Fenn's flea repellant with cinnamon
(09:30:25) The_Crooked_Knig: ooh, fair point.
(09:30:42) FennWenn: !!!
(09:30:47) Nevin: The last time Nevin saw another person's naked body he was only one soul
(09:31:10) Nevin: "Do not antagonize the guy who makes your medicine"
(09:31:13) FennWenn: o dear
(09:31:27) Smol_Rumblehide: [antagonizing intensifies]
(09:32:08) Nevin: You are the one person who is not getting medicine from Nevin in this conversation. You just hush.
(09:32:45) Smol_Rumblehide: That's because Smol will punch a wall until it breaks, revealing a freshly-cooked turkey leg behind it
(09:32:50) Smol_Rumblehide: That's how she restores her hit points
(09:33:09) Nevin: ... So Smol is Simon.
(09:33:22) Smol_Rumblehide thumbs up
(09:33:38) Smol_Rumblehide: Adventurewaifu
(09:33:42) Smol_Rumblehide: Monsterslayerwaifu
(09:33:45) Nevin: .... Too bad she doesn't use a whip