You can just bury this. It was a half-baked first attempt anyways and I'm already on to another piece of writing I'm invested in that I think is a better showcase of my work. If full written judgements are still suspended by the time I'm finished with it, I'll submit it for a workshop instead. Thank you so much, and I hope I didn't waste anyone's time!

Any helpful criticism is still welcome, in the form of suggestions on how to score better in threads!